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Chapter 149 145. Drink disinfectant?You are the one

The current president is going to be killed, but what happens after the current president is killed?Is it over?of course not.

When the president is dead, there will naturally be a new president to succeed him. Even if all the dozen or so people present are killed, no one can be found if the president is in line, but the two parties will still elect a new person.

The new president elected will still be a fucking bastard, so just killing them will not solve the problem. If you want to be safe, create a president yourself.

Jude looked around at the remaining six people: "Which one of you wants to be the President of the United States?"

These six people are obviously ordinary staff members, who are responsible for serving tea and water every day, and even one of them is wearing a chef's clothes, and he probably ran in after them in a panic.

He thought he was going to die, but when he heard Jude's words, he stood there dumbfounded.

"I'll ask you again, who wants to be President of the United States?"

One of them carefully raised his hand: "Excuse me, if you become the president, can you survive?"

"Of course, I only need a president, no one else."

In an instant, all six people raised their hands, no matter what nonsense the person opposite was talking about, as long as they can survive, they can let themselves eat shit.

"Very well, being able to recognize the situation is a prerequisite for being the president of the United States, but there is only one president, so I will choose the smartest one among you."

The six people immediately chattered and started bragging about themselves. Some said they had perfect marks in their studies, some said their IQ test was over 120, some said they had obtained a certificate from a top chef, and some even said that their ancestors were Einstein. Really, blow it out before you talk.

Jude shook his finger: "There is no evidence for what you say. I want to test your IQ. You must show your strongest strength, because only the one winner can survive."

The six swallowed in unison, and carefully looked at the holographic projection in front of them.

A math problem appeared on the blue light curtain: 4×9=?

Seeing this question, three of them breathed a sigh of relief. Although it was a bit difficult, it could be solved as long as they worked hard.

The pupils of the other three were dilated, and cold sweat oozes from their foreheads. This question is quite difficult!
You may think that 4×9 is very simple, the answer is 36, a math problem that elementary school students know, who can't memorize the nine-nine multiplication table?
However, don't take it for granted that people all over the world know it. To put it simply, the ninety-nine multiplication table does not exist in Western education circles. It was created by the Chinese ancestors, and people simply look down on it.

The West has always pursued happiness education, and the difficulty of mathematics is the joy of happiness. If you ask an American how much is 4×9?

The average American will add 9 4s, and the smarter ones will add 4 9s. The joke that often appears is that the cashier will not make the change, but only give the change, and this situation is real. Yes, you can't even understand the basic accounts, so you are a poor cashier.

So 4×9 seems to be very simple, but it already requires a lot of people to do their best.

After a tense competition, the three gave an answer of 36, and the answers of the other three were far more outrageous, one was 21, the other was 50, and the other was 134. God knows how they figured it out.

Jude smiled and looked at the three wrong answerers: "Give you another chance, if you were sick, what would you choose to treat?"

The three of them skipped a beat in their hearts. If they made another mistake, they might be doomed.

Under extreme tension, one of them yelled, "Drink disinfectant!"

This voice instantly made him the brightest boy in the audience, and everyone else looked at him in disbelief.

Jude's eyes lit up: "Tell me, why did you choose to drink disinfectant?"

"Uh...you know, disinfectant water can kill bacteria, and it can also disinfect, and it can be done in a minute."

"And people who are sick naturally have viruses and bacteria in their bodies, so it is right to drink disinfectant water, which can cleanse your blood and keep you safe."

Hearing such astonishing remarks, Jude carefully looked at the man who claimed to be a descendant of Einstein.

Some burly figure, squinting small eyes, and that messy golden hair, coupled with wise eyes, everything shows his extraordinary.

"What a genius, it's you!"

Whoosh...

The laser shot out and killed the other five people on the spot. Jude patted the wise man on the shoulder: "You are amazing, you are simply a genius to be president, this position should be yours naturally."

The wise man looked surprised: "I won? Did I get the answer right?"

"No, you didn't get a single question right, but I was doing a reverse test, and it turned out that you were born to be President, by the way, what's your name?"

"Condina Plant, sir."

"Very well, then I will help you change your appearance, and you will live as the president in the future."

"What? Then... what about me?"

"You are dead, remember, sometimes the dead are more useful than the living."

Faced with threats to his life, Condner had no choice but to accept the proposal, but he still asked the last question: "One year later, the term of the presidency will come. What should I do then?"

"It's very simple. Get rid of the new president, and you will be re-elected as him. You know how to be a president, right?"

Condner nodded confidently: "Of course, I can see these things every day. The documents are here and stamped. I usually send tweets, and then find a female secretary to drill under the table. I think it's very simple."

"Genius, really genius!"

In White House Square, the battle is still going on.

"what……"

Ivy opened her hands and raised them upwards. Immediately, all the plants within a two-kilometer radius were summoned.

The asphalt pavement was broken, and a large number of thick vines that required two people to hug broke out of the ground, rising to a height of 50 meters in the blink of an eye.

"Aha!"

As Ivy pointed forward, countless plants covered the sky and pressed down, bending like poisonous snakes, rushing towards Diana.

Seeing this ferocious attack, Diana pulled out the Vulcan sword on her back: "It seems that I need to get serious."

Bang!
The Vulcan sword ignited a [-]-meter-long flame, and the surrounding air was ignited, making a bang bang sound.

As Diana waved her divine power, fire dragons appeared one after another, burning the attacking plants to ashes.

The absorber rushed up like a tank, absorbing the power of the guardian silver bracelet. He was equivalent to having the divine power of Zeus, and the flames could not hurt him. He hit Diana hard with his shoulder and knocked Diana into the air.

The singularity took the opportunity to flicker, and a dark blue energy beam shot at the opponent.

After gliding on the ground for a certain distance, Diana turned around and used her shield to block the singularity, and the starlight crown was thrown out.

"Big sister, such an attack cannot hurt me."

Singularity's body instantly blurred, dodging the flying crown of starlight.

But immediately after, the mantra lasso had tied her up, even the virtual body was useless.

"Get down!"

Diana yelled, and yanked her arms violently, and Singularity was directly pulled in front of her body, and her fists were also directed at the little girl's face.

"Tsk tsk tsk... is it necessary to be so serious? Diana."

Suddenly, Cowboy 1 appears and snatches the Singularity from Diana.

"Look who this is?"

Jude pointed to Condner who had turned into a president beside him.

"What? Wait...it can't be..."

"Nothing is impossible. I have reached an agreement with the president. We have decided to truce. Put away your tricks. I heard the whispers between you and Superman just now."

Diana froze, coughed in embarrassment, and retracted the Vulcan sword in her hand.

　Thanks to the book friend 20180706174207361 for the reward, I am too sleepy, I will sleep for a while.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)