Conan: I'm not really a winery boss
Chapter 290 I Poison Myself
Chapter 290 I Poison Myself
"Say, speaking of it, why did you suddenly come to my house?"
Kaito acted like I didn't provoke you at all, you came here to scare me for no reason.
"I know it's you, the one who bombarded me with emails can only be you."
Tomie knelt down and grabbed the back of Kaito's head with his scale-covered palm, "Now you ask me, why did I come to your house?"
"Mail bombing?" Kaito pretended to be stunned for a moment, and then said loudly, "No! You misunderstood, I just asked you to help judge!"
If Kaito also has a system, then the achievement will be triggered at this time, the Oscar for acting.
Because of his look, he almost deceived Fu Jiang.
And he didn't wait for Fu Jiang to refute, he opened his mouth first, and told the ins and outs of the matter, without giving Fu Jiang any time to think.
In Kuroba Kaito's mouth, the story goes like this.
Half a year ago, he joined a chat room for magic lovers, chatting in it as a red herring.
And in the chat room, there is a netizen named Deceitful Boy, and Kaito knows that he is the famous magician Harui Fuden.
Then one day, the seventy-year-old master of escape magic decided to perform on stage again.
But in the end, there was an accident. The surprise performance that was intended to be given to the netizens in the chat room ended in tragedy.
Originally, the matter should have ended like this, but Kaito suddenly discovered that the account of the fraud boy was still active in the chat room.
At first, Kaito was indeed a little startled, but soon he calmed down.
It was speculated and found out that the granddaughter of Harui Fuden was using this account, and for some unknown purpose, Harui Fuden's granddaughter Kikue Tanaka also made another vest called Shadow Mage.
She used this vest to send some words in the chat room, such as "I'm going to fly to the sky", "I can disappear without a trace" and so on.
Fine products, quite penetrating.
"So, what does this have to do with you harassing me?" Fu Jiang's three eyes blinked at the same time.
"That's how it is." Kaito no longer panicked, and he smiled confidently after finding his way of thinking.
"Recently, we organized an offline party. In order not to let her vest be ripped off, and to give her a surprise, I plan to invite you to play the Shadow Mage!"
Tomie admitted that Kaito is still Kaito after all, and his on-the-spot reaction speed is really amazing.
This rambling, but they were forced to come together?
He suspected that if Kaito was given the script of Detective Conan, Kaito could force the relationship and turn the script into a large-scale family ethics drama.
Fu Jiang pressed his forehead, and his body size gradually shrunk. The horns and black scales disappeared, and his eyes became normal eyes, if his own eyes can be called normal eyes.
"Are you sure?" Fu Jiang narrowed his eyes.
"Must be sure." Kaito nodded heavily, turned on the computer, entered the chat room, and used irrelevant facts to increase the credibility of his words.
Now that things have happened, he can't change his mind. If he vetoes the above, he will admit that he is simply harassing Fu Jiang.
That end may be a bit miserable.
He never dreamed that Fu Jiang would be so vicious.
Even if it was a nightmare, he couldn't make it so scary.
Tomie pulled out his chair and sat on it, thinking about the pros and cons of agreeing to Kaito's request.
If he remembered correctly, this time the offline base brought about a series of murders.
The murderer was Kikue Tanaka, and the purpose was...not revenge, but venting anger.
After her grandfather died in a failed performance, the netizens in the chat room were merciless in the chat room.
Then the family's granddaughter really touched the network cable and killed her.
This is an educational story to teach the majority of netizens not to be hilarious.
Otherwise, one day, if you offend the wrong person, you will directly retaliate on the identity and address of the human flesh.
If Fu Jiang accepted Kaidou's invitation and turned into a shadow mage who always said some strange things, it would be equivalent to becoming a blame man.
This is too silly, right?
Tomie thinks that this kind of thing must be made clear with Kaito first.
Because from Kaito's point of view, this is just an ordinary invitation to waste a little time and participate in a social event.
This means that Kaito will not pay Tomie anything for this matter.
"Is this invitation based on your knowledge of Ms. Tanaka's murder plan?" Tomoe pulled the corner of his mouth, looking at Kaito with a half-smile.
"Huh?" Kaito was really stunned this time, "What murder plan?"
"This is simple reasoning, Mr. Kuroba." Fu Jiang took out his glasses and put them on the bridge of his nose, pretending to be a master of reasoning.
First of all, there are extremely obvious logical loopholes in the story narrated by Kaito Kuroba.
That is, why Kikue Tanaka continues to use this chat account to chat with netizens.
A normal person, after his grandfather died, and the netizens in the chat room had a good time, it’s fine if they don’t turn their faces and act as a horse hunter. How can they continue to chat as if nothing happened?
Moreover, he also deliberately created the vest of "Shadow Mage" who always speaks crazy words. It is obvious that he wants to cause trouble, and then use this vest to take the blame.
Therefore, the answer is obvious, Kikue Tanaka intends to create a murder incident!
And the motivation is because of those netizens' hilarity.
"Wait!" Kaidou couldn't help complaining: "Is there something wrong with your basic reasoning? How can a normal person kill someone just because a netizen says something good?"
"Then what if it's not a normal person?" Fu Jiang retorted confidently.
Kaito: .
Damn, what does this guy seem to say make sense?
"Wait, the question is how do you know that the netizen slapped her grandfather?" Kaito discovered the blind spot.
"Yeah, why would I know?" Fu Jiang asked back, his dark eyes seemed to see through everything.
Kaito twitched the corners of his mouth, "You are really good at scaring people."
If this was a horror movie, then the next scene would probably be the pale face splitting open, and the woman walks out of it, saying "I am Kikue Tanaka".
If you don't consider the style of horror movies, it is also Fu Jiang who has the ability to read minds, which makes people feel cold.
Kaito sat on the edge of the bed, lowered his head and thought for a while, "If your speculation really happens, then I must stop her."
Both are world-renowned magicians, and they are both good at escape magic. Naturally, Kuroba Pirates and Harujing Fuden have known each other for a long time.
Kaito has met that cheerful and humorous old man several times.
He really didn't want to see that kind old granddaughter turn into a murderer.
"I hope you can make it in time. There is no reason for her to start on that day." Fu Jiang reminded.
If he remembered correctly, Kikue Tanaka had already killed a target long before the party started.
"3Q, if it's true as you said, then I have to thank you very much." Kaito immediately stood up, pressed the painting on the wall, and activated the mechanism.
After a while, Kidd, the fully armed Kaitou, stood on the window.
"It's another night where a strange thief soars in the sky, strange thief and ghosts, Jiang Gutian is really lively tonight."
He quickly switched to the Phantom Thief personality, chuckling softly.
"You don't need to tell me to play some kind of shadow mage just to cover up your actions, right?"
The moment Kidd stepped out of the window, Fu Jiang's words floated from behind.
The hang glider successfully deployed, but lost its balance, spinning and falling downward.
Fu Jiang didn't lean against the window, because the terrain here is not high, even if Kaidou really fell, it would only break a few bones.
Whoosh, the hang glider pushed forward against gravity, and when it passed the window, a card was thrown over.
If black and white can be reunited after a long absence, even if it is a lie, it must be full of good intentions, right? ——The Phantom Thief Kidd Who Can't Fall to Death
Why is Kidd so gay when he talks gay? Let's just ignore him.
Fu Jiang grabbed the sea fish that had stopped jumping and threw it into a black pocket.
This is his supper tonight, not a gift for Kaito.
He was carrying a black bag, as if he had merged with the darkness, and disappeared in the corridor of Kuroba's house.
……
In the kitchen, Fu Jiang squinted at the sea fish on the cutting board, and carefully picked up the kitchen knife.
Next, is the moment to witness the miracle!
Swish, he chopped off the head of the fish with one knife.
Then he pressed the headless fish into the water and squeezed it hard with both hands to squeeze out all the blood and viscera from the fish.
He guessed this was probably not the normal way to cook fish.
But it doesn't matter, this time, he used the most common sea fish and the worst cooking techniques, and he will definitely be able to create miracles.
He didn't add any seasoning, he simply threw the fish into the pot and set it on fire.
Soon, the iron pot made a crackling sound, and smoke came out from the bottom of the pot.
Fu Jiang immediately turned off the fire, and put the fish that might have been cooked on the plate.
If his speculation about his cooking skills is correct, then even if the dishes this time are not tasty, they should still have a normal taste.
I pierced the scales with my fingers, and the headless fish jumped.
Probably, can I eat it?
Fu Jiang pulled out his finger and put the fish hanging on his finger into his mouth.
Total darkness.
……
(End of this chapter)
"Say, speaking of it, why did you suddenly come to my house?"
Kaito acted like I didn't provoke you at all, you came here to scare me for no reason.
"I know it's you, the one who bombarded me with emails can only be you."
Tomie knelt down and grabbed the back of Kaito's head with his scale-covered palm, "Now you ask me, why did I come to your house?"
"Mail bombing?" Kaito pretended to be stunned for a moment, and then said loudly, "No! You misunderstood, I just asked you to help judge!"
If Kaito also has a system, then the achievement will be triggered at this time, the Oscar for acting.
Because of his look, he almost deceived Fu Jiang.
And he didn't wait for Fu Jiang to refute, he opened his mouth first, and told the ins and outs of the matter, without giving Fu Jiang any time to think.
In Kuroba Kaito's mouth, the story goes like this.
Half a year ago, he joined a chat room for magic lovers, chatting in it as a red herring.
And in the chat room, there is a netizen named Deceitful Boy, and Kaito knows that he is the famous magician Harui Fuden.
Then one day, the seventy-year-old master of escape magic decided to perform on stage again.
But in the end, there was an accident. The surprise performance that was intended to be given to the netizens in the chat room ended in tragedy.
Originally, the matter should have ended like this, but Kaito suddenly discovered that the account of the fraud boy was still active in the chat room.
At first, Kaito was indeed a little startled, but soon he calmed down.
It was speculated and found out that the granddaughter of Harui Fuden was using this account, and for some unknown purpose, Harui Fuden's granddaughter Kikue Tanaka also made another vest called Shadow Mage.
She used this vest to send some words in the chat room, such as "I'm going to fly to the sky", "I can disappear without a trace" and so on.
Fine products, quite penetrating.
"So, what does this have to do with you harassing me?" Fu Jiang's three eyes blinked at the same time.
"That's how it is." Kaito no longer panicked, and he smiled confidently after finding his way of thinking.
"Recently, we organized an offline party. In order not to let her vest be ripped off, and to give her a surprise, I plan to invite you to play the Shadow Mage!"
Tomie admitted that Kaito is still Kaito after all, and his on-the-spot reaction speed is really amazing.
This rambling, but they were forced to come together?
He suspected that if Kaito was given the script of Detective Conan, Kaito could force the relationship and turn the script into a large-scale family ethics drama.
Fu Jiang pressed his forehead, and his body size gradually shrunk. The horns and black scales disappeared, and his eyes became normal eyes, if his own eyes can be called normal eyes.
"Are you sure?" Fu Jiang narrowed his eyes.
"Must be sure." Kaito nodded heavily, turned on the computer, entered the chat room, and used irrelevant facts to increase the credibility of his words.
Now that things have happened, he can't change his mind. If he vetoes the above, he will admit that he is simply harassing Fu Jiang.
That end may be a bit miserable.
He never dreamed that Fu Jiang would be so vicious.
Even if it was a nightmare, he couldn't make it so scary.
Tomie pulled out his chair and sat on it, thinking about the pros and cons of agreeing to Kaito's request.
If he remembered correctly, this time the offline base brought about a series of murders.
The murderer was Kikue Tanaka, and the purpose was...not revenge, but venting anger.
After her grandfather died in a failed performance, the netizens in the chat room were merciless in the chat room.
Then the family's granddaughter really touched the network cable and killed her.
This is an educational story to teach the majority of netizens not to be hilarious.
Otherwise, one day, if you offend the wrong person, you will directly retaliate on the identity and address of the human flesh.
If Fu Jiang accepted Kaidou's invitation and turned into a shadow mage who always said some strange things, it would be equivalent to becoming a blame man.
This is too silly, right?
Tomie thinks that this kind of thing must be made clear with Kaito first.
Because from Kaito's point of view, this is just an ordinary invitation to waste a little time and participate in a social event.
This means that Kaito will not pay Tomie anything for this matter.
"Is this invitation based on your knowledge of Ms. Tanaka's murder plan?" Tomoe pulled the corner of his mouth, looking at Kaito with a half-smile.
"Huh?" Kaito was really stunned this time, "What murder plan?"
"This is simple reasoning, Mr. Kuroba." Fu Jiang took out his glasses and put them on the bridge of his nose, pretending to be a master of reasoning.
First of all, there are extremely obvious logical loopholes in the story narrated by Kaito Kuroba.
That is, why Kikue Tanaka continues to use this chat account to chat with netizens.
A normal person, after his grandfather died, and the netizens in the chat room had a good time, it’s fine if they don’t turn their faces and act as a horse hunter. How can they continue to chat as if nothing happened?
Moreover, he also deliberately created the vest of "Shadow Mage" who always speaks crazy words. It is obvious that he wants to cause trouble, and then use this vest to take the blame.
Therefore, the answer is obvious, Kikue Tanaka intends to create a murder incident!
And the motivation is because of those netizens' hilarity.
"Wait!" Kaidou couldn't help complaining: "Is there something wrong with your basic reasoning? How can a normal person kill someone just because a netizen says something good?"
"Then what if it's not a normal person?" Fu Jiang retorted confidently.
Kaito: .
Damn, what does this guy seem to say make sense?
"Wait, the question is how do you know that the netizen slapped her grandfather?" Kaito discovered the blind spot.
"Yeah, why would I know?" Fu Jiang asked back, his dark eyes seemed to see through everything.
Kaito twitched the corners of his mouth, "You are really good at scaring people."
If this was a horror movie, then the next scene would probably be the pale face splitting open, and the woman walks out of it, saying "I am Kikue Tanaka".
If you don't consider the style of horror movies, it is also Fu Jiang who has the ability to read minds, which makes people feel cold.
Kaito sat on the edge of the bed, lowered his head and thought for a while, "If your speculation really happens, then I must stop her."
Both are world-renowned magicians, and they are both good at escape magic. Naturally, Kuroba Pirates and Harujing Fuden have known each other for a long time.
Kaito has met that cheerful and humorous old man several times.
He really didn't want to see that kind old granddaughter turn into a murderer.
"I hope you can make it in time. There is no reason for her to start on that day." Fu Jiang reminded.
If he remembered correctly, Kikue Tanaka had already killed a target long before the party started.
"3Q, if it's true as you said, then I have to thank you very much." Kaito immediately stood up, pressed the painting on the wall, and activated the mechanism.
After a while, Kidd, the fully armed Kaitou, stood on the window.
"It's another night where a strange thief soars in the sky, strange thief and ghosts, Jiang Gutian is really lively tonight."
He quickly switched to the Phantom Thief personality, chuckling softly.
"You don't need to tell me to play some kind of shadow mage just to cover up your actions, right?"
The moment Kidd stepped out of the window, Fu Jiang's words floated from behind.
The hang glider successfully deployed, but lost its balance, spinning and falling downward.
Fu Jiang didn't lean against the window, because the terrain here is not high, even if Kaidou really fell, it would only break a few bones.
Whoosh, the hang glider pushed forward against gravity, and when it passed the window, a card was thrown over.
If black and white can be reunited after a long absence, even if it is a lie, it must be full of good intentions, right? ——The Phantom Thief Kidd Who Can't Fall to Death
Why is Kidd so gay when he talks gay? Let's just ignore him.
Fu Jiang grabbed the sea fish that had stopped jumping and threw it into a black pocket.
This is his supper tonight, not a gift for Kaito.
He was carrying a black bag, as if he had merged with the darkness, and disappeared in the corridor of Kuroba's house.
……
In the kitchen, Fu Jiang squinted at the sea fish on the cutting board, and carefully picked up the kitchen knife.
Next, is the moment to witness the miracle!
Swish, he chopped off the head of the fish with one knife.
Then he pressed the headless fish into the water and squeezed it hard with both hands to squeeze out all the blood and viscera from the fish.
He guessed this was probably not the normal way to cook fish.
But it doesn't matter, this time, he used the most common sea fish and the worst cooking techniques, and he will definitely be able to create miracles.
He didn't add any seasoning, he simply threw the fish into the pot and set it on fire.
Soon, the iron pot made a crackling sound, and smoke came out from the bottom of the pot.
Fu Jiang immediately turned off the fire, and put the fish that might have been cooked on the plate.
If his speculation about his cooking skills is correct, then even if the dishes this time are not tasty, they should still have a normal taste.
I pierced the scales with my fingers, and the headless fish jumped.
Probably, can I eat it?
Fu Jiang pulled out his finger and put the fish hanging on his finger into his mouth.
Total darkness.
……
(End of this chapter)
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