Conan: I'm not really a winery boss
Chapter 189 The Nobel Prize for Embarrassment
Chapter 189 The Nobel Prize for Embarrassment
Fu Jiang hung up the phone silently.
Unexpectedly, even the organization has begun to involve, and it is necessary to grab tasks to kill leisure time.
He looked at the two tasks lying quietly on the task list, organizing a band and killing Mingmei.
These are not tasks that can be completed now. The former requires a higher degree of favorability, while the latter still needs to wait.
Speaking of which, the system is very salty recently, and it doesn't send out any tasks, which is a pity.
If he had known, he would have found a job in a private company to work, and his unchecked forged identity should be able to fool him.
Ding, release the task:
Mission Name: As You Wish
Task content: Become a stripper.
Mission Rewards: To pass the boring time.
Failure penalty: boring time is still boring.
Whether to accept the task: yes/climb
Fu Jiang clicked directly to climb.
If you don't know how to issue tasks, don't issue tasks. It's okay to be idle, won't he find something by himself?
He came to the garage through a secret passage, got into the Rolls Royce and drove to the experimental base.
Shirley still owes him two rewards, but he has not forgotten, and will never forget.
Half an hour later, Fu Jiang parked the car in the underground parking lot of a pharmaceutical company.
The security guards were fishing, and they had a good time playing cards.
"Count me in?" Fu Jiang twitched the corner of his mouth kindly.
"Yes, I'm sorry, we're just a little bored." The security guards packed up the poker neatly, and returned to their respective positions to stand guard intently.
Fu Jiang stood silently at the poker table, looking down at the empty table and chairs.
The joys and sorrows of people are not connected. They don't know that I also want to play.
……
In the laboratory, researchers gathered around the glass box, "kill it, kill it."
"Don't lose, Xiaobai, I put all this week's salary on you!"
"Long Tail, use your invincible teeth to think of a way!"
"What are you doing?" Fu Jiang said coldly from behind.
"Fighting rats." A scientific researcher replied with a smile, and just turned his head back, his expression and body were stiff.
"No, I mean, we are experimenting, yes, experimenting, ahem, what are you doing, hurry up, go do your own thing."
Fu Jiang opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say the phrase "take me one".
It doesn't matter, this experimental base is not only the security guards and scientific researchers who have common topics with him.
There is one last hope here, Shirley.
In the original book, Shirley has always had a good sense of humor after she turned into Haibara Ai.
Thinking of this, Fu Jiang settled down and walked to Shirley's room.
Just about to knock on the door, Fu Jiang noticed that the door was not completely closed, but there was a small gap.
It is estimated that it is convenient for researchers to come to her directly after they make new discoveries.
He pushed open the door and walked in.
"Pfft." Shirley was sitting on the office chair, covering her mouth and laughing lowly.
Something seemed to be playing on the computer screen in front of her.
Makes someone laugh out loud, maybe she's watching a funny video, or a movie.
It doesn't matter which one, as long as it can be used as a pastime for a while.
Fu Jiang walked over, "Watching a movie?"
"Huh?" Shirley turned her head and was a little surprised when she saw Fu Jiang, "Yes, let's pass the time."
"Is it interesting?" Fu Jiang looked at the screen, it was black and white, it didn't seem very interesting.
"It's very interesting." Shirley raised the corners of her mouth, looking in a good mood, "Shall we watch it together?"
"Okay." Fu Jiang pulled a chair and sat aside.
The old man on the screen spoke a language that Fu Jiang couldn't understand to the person who looked like an assistant beside him.
The subtitles were in English, and they flashed very fast. Before Fu Jiang finished reading a sentence, it had already flashed over.
Looking at the excited look of the girl with bright eyes beside her, Fu Jiang felt lonely.
Finally, a word appeared on the subtitles that he could recognize at a glance besides simple everyday expressions.
"photoelectric_effect."
If I remember correctly, it is the photoelectric effect.
Shirley's mouth was obviously raised.
Tomie:?
No, what are you laughing at?Oh, I see, the old man told a joke about the photoelectric effect?
Fu Jiang continued to watch the movie, pretending that he could understand it, and from time to time, when the corners of Shirley's mouth rose, he also pulled the corners of her mouth, looking amused.
Finally, the movie is finally over.
Fu Jiang clapped his hands casually, "Yes, this is a very funny and funny movie, I think it deserves the Nobel Prize for Funny."
"This is not a funny movie." Shirley looked at Fu Jiang in surprise, as if she was watching a baboon who was appreciating the movie.
"But I think it's funny." Fu Jiang's mouth was a little stiff, "And, you laughed too."
Shirley looked at Fu Jiang with weird eyes for half a minute, then nodded slightly and said, "Yes, that's funny."
Shirley's eyes that I see through you are a fool but I don't want to say it made Fu Jiang's scalp gradually tingle.
"Can I ask, what is the name of this movie?"
"Einstein's Glorious and Troubled Years."
No one knows whether this movie will win the Nobel Prize for Funny, but everyone knows that Tomie won the Nobel Prize for Embarrassment.
"Great." Fu Jiang nodded vigorously, "I mean, really, it's not very funny, but it's kind of funny."
"You're right." Shirley didn't refute.
"By the way." Fu Jiang turned his eyes away from the topic, "Actually, I came here because of some important things."
"I think so." Shirley nodded after thinking for a while, "What help do you need?"
"It's not helping, it's just that I'm a little curious, and I'm looking forward to what the so-called return gift is."
Fu Jiang frowned, "I've been waiting for a long time, I hope you didn't deliberately tease my appetite."
"Return the gift?" Shirley was obviously taken aback.
"You forgot?" Fu Jiang's eyes were cold and high.
"No, it's just..." Shirley frowned slightly in distress, then turned around to search for something in the cabinet.
"You know that I can't leave the experimental base at will. The organization restricts my freedom, so I've been waiting for you to pick up the prepared return gift."
After finishing speaking, Shirley turned around, looking a little helpless, "You haven't come all this time, I forgot where I put the present."
This excuse is not valid, she can entrust the security guard to deliver the gift, or call him directly and ask him to pick it up.
Fu Jiang touched his nails. Shirley had saved him some face just now, so he had to save Shirley some face.
"Okay, I'll just stand here and see what you can find." Fu Jiang folded his arms and stared at her coldly.
?
What kind of face did you save?
Shirley froze when she was flipping through things, and turned her head to give Fu Jiang a blank look.
"What?" Fu Jiang's lips moved, his voice slowed down, "Can't you find it?"
Too compelling!
Shirley bit her lower lip, "I found it."
Reluctantly, she took out two things from the cabinet. After hesitating for about ten seconds, she opened her mouth and said:
"This is the gift I chose for you."
She put a handbag and a small box on the bed.
"Fusae's latest handbag, or Ysl's lipstick, which one do you want?"
(End of this chapter)
Fu Jiang hung up the phone silently.
Unexpectedly, even the organization has begun to involve, and it is necessary to grab tasks to kill leisure time.
He looked at the two tasks lying quietly on the task list, organizing a band and killing Mingmei.
These are not tasks that can be completed now. The former requires a higher degree of favorability, while the latter still needs to wait.
Speaking of which, the system is very salty recently, and it doesn't send out any tasks, which is a pity.
If he had known, he would have found a job in a private company to work, and his unchecked forged identity should be able to fool him.
Ding, release the task:
Mission Name: As You Wish
Task content: Become a stripper.
Mission Rewards: To pass the boring time.
Failure penalty: boring time is still boring.
Whether to accept the task: yes/climb
Fu Jiang clicked directly to climb.
If you don't know how to issue tasks, don't issue tasks. It's okay to be idle, won't he find something by himself?
He came to the garage through a secret passage, got into the Rolls Royce and drove to the experimental base.
Shirley still owes him two rewards, but he has not forgotten, and will never forget.
Half an hour later, Fu Jiang parked the car in the underground parking lot of a pharmaceutical company.
The security guards were fishing, and they had a good time playing cards.
"Count me in?" Fu Jiang twitched the corner of his mouth kindly.
"Yes, I'm sorry, we're just a little bored." The security guards packed up the poker neatly, and returned to their respective positions to stand guard intently.
Fu Jiang stood silently at the poker table, looking down at the empty table and chairs.
The joys and sorrows of people are not connected. They don't know that I also want to play.
……
In the laboratory, researchers gathered around the glass box, "kill it, kill it."
"Don't lose, Xiaobai, I put all this week's salary on you!"
"Long Tail, use your invincible teeth to think of a way!"
"What are you doing?" Fu Jiang said coldly from behind.
"Fighting rats." A scientific researcher replied with a smile, and just turned his head back, his expression and body were stiff.
"No, I mean, we are experimenting, yes, experimenting, ahem, what are you doing, hurry up, go do your own thing."
Fu Jiang opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say the phrase "take me one".
It doesn't matter, this experimental base is not only the security guards and scientific researchers who have common topics with him.
There is one last hope here, Shirley.
In the original book, Shirley has always had a good sense of humor after she turned into Haibara Ai.
Thinking of this, Fu Jiang settled down and walked to Shirley's room.
Just about to knock on the door, Fu Jiang noticed that the door was not completely closed, but there was a small gap.
It is estimated that it is convenient for researchers to come to her directly after they make new discoveries.
He pushed open the door and walked in.
"Pfft." Shirley was sitting on the office chair, covering her mouth and laughing lowly.
Something seemed to be playing on the computer screen in front of her.
Makes someone laugh out loud, maybe she's watching a funny video, or a movie.
It doesn't matter which one, as long as it can be used as a pastime for a while.
Fu Jiang walked over, "Watching a movie?"
"Huh?" Shirley turned her head and was a little surprised when she saw Fu Jiang, "Yes, let's pass the time."
"Is it interesting?" Fu Jiang looked at the screen, it was black and white, it didn't seem very interesting.
"It's very interesting." Shirley raised the corners of her mouth, looking in a good mood, "Shall we watch it together?"
"Okay." Fu Jiang pulled a chair and sat aside.
The old man on the screen spoke a language that Fu Jiang couldn't understand to the person who looked like an assistant beside him.
The subtitles were in English, and they flashed very fast. Before Fu Jiang finished reading a sentence, it had already flashed over.
Looking at the excited look of the girl with bright eyes beside her, Fu Jiang felt lonely.
Finally, a word appeared on the subtitles that he could recognize at a glance besides simple everyday expressions.
"photoelectric_effect."
If I remember correctly, it is the photoelectric effect.
Shirley's mouth was obviously raised.
Tomie:?
No, what are you laughing at?Oh, I see, the old man told a joke about the photoelectric effect?
Fu Jiang continued to watch the movie, pretending that he could understand it, and from time to time, when the corners of Shirley's mouth rose, he also pulled the corners of her mouth, looking amused.
Finally, the movie is finally over.
Fu Jiang clapped his hands casually, "Yes, this is a very funny and funny movie, I think it deserves the Nobel Prize for Funny."
"This is not a funny movie." Shirley looked at Fu Jiang in surprise, as if she was watching a baboon who was appreciating the movie.
"But I think it's funny." Fu Jiang's mouth was a little stiff, "And, you laughed too."
Shirley looked at Fu Jiang with weird eyes for half a minute, then nodded slightly and said, "Yes, that's funny."
Shirley's eyes that I see through you are a fool but I don't want to say it made Fu Jiang's scalp gradually tingle.
"Can I ask, what is the name of this movie?"
"Einstein's Glorious and Troubled Years."
No one knows whether this movie will win the Nobel Prize for Funny, but everyone knows that Tomie won the Nobel Prize for Embarrassment.
"Great." Fu Jiang nodded vigorously, "I mean, really, it's not very funny, but it's kind of funny."
"You're right." Shirley didn't refute.
"By the way." Fu Jiang turned his eyes away from the topic, "Actually, I came here because of some important things."
"I think so." Shirley nodded after thinking for a while, "What help do you need?"
"It's not helping, it's just that I'm a little curious, and I'm looking forward to what the so-called return gift is."
Fu Jiang frowned, "I've been waiting for a long time, I hope you didn't deliberately tease my appetite."
"Return the gift?" Shirley was obviously taken aback.
"You forgot?" Fu Jiang's eyes were cold and high.
"No, it's just..." Shirley frowned slightly in distress, then turned around to search for something in the cabinet.
"You know that I can't leave the experimental base at will. The organization restricts my freedom, so I've been waiting for you to pick up the prepared return gift."
After finishing speaking, Shirley turned around, looking a little helpless, "You haven't come all this time, I forgot where I put the present."
This excuse is not valid, she can entrust the security guard to deliver the gift, or call him directly and ask him to pick it up.
Fu Jiang touched his nails. Shirley had saved him some face just now, so he had to save Shirley some face.
"Okay, I'll just stand here and see what you can find." Fu Jiang folded his arms and stared at her coldly.
?
What kind of face did you save?
Shirley froze when she was flipping through things, and turned her head to give Fu Jiang a blank look.
"What?" Fu Jiang's lips moved, his voice slowed down, "Can't you find it?"
Too compelling!
Shirley bit her lower lip, "I found it."
Reluctantly, she took out two things from the cabinet. After hesitating for about ten seconds, she opened her mouth and said:
"This is the gift I chose for you."
She put a handbag and a small box on the bed.
"Fusae's latest handbag, or Ysl's lipstick, which one do you want?"
(End of this chapter)
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