Conan: I'm not really a winery boss
Chapter 178 Vodka tried her best
Chapter 178 Vodka tried her best
Seeing that Kaito's expression does not seem to be fake, and Tomie doesn't think that Kaito will be perfunctory in this kind of thing that would make him die, so Tomie believed him once.
"Very good." He stood up, "Speaking of business, I need clothes that fit well, black ones, and I'm going to perform a mission soon, so I can't reveal my true identity."
Kuaido was stunned for a moment, "What mission?"
Fu Jiang looked at him coldly and didn't speak.
This made Kaito quickly realize the key.
"Are you a policeman? Hmm... not like, are you a member of a criminal organization? Or a member of a violent society?"
"It's all." Fu Jiang said truthfully.
"Okay. I won't persuade you either, after all, I am also committing crimes, but I believe you have your own difficulties."
Kaito opened the wardrobe next to the wall, pushed the innermost board, and a dark room appeared.
There are various styles of clothes he prepared for Yirong.
Kaito got in, and while looking at his clothes, he turned around and said, "You change again, and I'll check your figure."
Fu Jiang takes shape again.
"Magic is really powerful. Even the most exquisite disguise technique can't do this."
Kaito sighed and glanced up and down at the transformed Tomie.
"Have you finished watching?" Fu Jiang said lightly.
"It's over, but don't change back, you have to try on clothes later."
After Kaito finished speaking, he pinched his chin and looked at his clothes.
"Well, around 170, on the skinny side. You should be able to wear a size L. What kind of clothes do you want?"
"Neutral, it's better to be lenient." Fu Jiang replied simply.
"Eh? Why?" Kaito didn't hide his disappointment.
"What do you think?" Fu Jiang's nails grew significantly.
"Ahem, it's okay, it's normal, um." Kaito wiped his forehead and continued to rummage through his clothes.
Although Fu Jiang's dressing preferences are completely different from his preferences in women's clothing, but he can't bear the fact that he has a lot of clothes, and he can always find a few suitable ones.
"Cardigan sweater, one size bigger than your body, you can see if you can." Kaito threw a black sweater over.
Fu Jiang twitched her hand, and the huge windbreaker that didn't fit fell to the ground. She caught the sweater casually and put it over the cashmere sweater.
"Yes." She looked at her glasses and nodded slightly.
Kaito breathed a sigh of relief, and handed over another pair of black jeans, "This is the most unisex outfit I have here, if you don't accept it, then I can't help it."
"Yeah." Fu Jiang put the jeans and sweater into the plastic pocket, then dispelled the transformation magic, and put the windbreaker back on.
"Ah? Why don't you try it here?" Kaito cleared his throat, "Hey, just in case you find it doesn't fit"
"At that time, you should be ready to die." Fu Jiang took off his glasses and threatened.
With Kaito's rich experience, how can it be impossible to tell whether the clothes are too big or too small?
If it doesn't fit, it's deliberately playing him.
"Okay." Kaito scratched his head, got out from the dark room behind the closet, and handed Fu Jiang a bra.
Tomie:?
He didn't reach out to take it.
"Hey, take it, I'll give it to you." Kaito frowned, "It won't fit, 75B, although your clothes are quite thick, but my eyesight is not blocked."
Tomie almost forgot that Kaito is still a perfectionist when it comes to women's clothing.
"Choose loose clothing for a reason."
Fu Jiang took the bra, gathered his sharp fingers, and with the sound of cracking, pieces of the material floated to the ground.
"Even if you don't want it, don't break it." Kaito looked at the pieces on the ground regretfully, "Every time I buy women's underwear, I'm ashamed."
In this way, Fu Jiang finished collecting the clothes and drove back to his villa.
Because the night was dark and there were very few vehicles on the road, Fu Jiang started to lose his mind slightly.
Of course, this kind of distraction is not the kind of distraction that would cause a car accident. As long as there is something wrong, he can react immediately.
He was thinking about what name he should use after his incarnation.
Although he said before that this avatar does not need a new name, but as Hongzi said, the skill of camouflage requires attention to human design.
Just as the characters of Kidd and Kaito are different, in order to distinguish their performance and reaction in different situations, Tomie believes that it is necessary to give the avatar a name.
"Hmm, is it a flash in the pan?" Fu Jiang slightly opened the corners of his mouth, revealing a somewhat penetrating smile.
"It seems a little too ugly to be called Riyun Huahua." Fu Jiang frowned, "And there are two words related to grass, which is not good."
In this case, let's use the meaning of the flower to decide.
Thinking of this, Fu Jiang turned around and stopped in front of an Internet cafe.
He got out of the car and walked straight in, and saw the network administrator sitting inside.
Fu Jiang tapped the table with his index finger.
"Huh?" The network administrator looked at the grayed out screen and raised his head impatiently.
"Hey! Bao, didn't you just pay the protection fee?"
This reaction seems a bit wrong?
Fu Jiang was stunned for a moment before realizing that he forgot to put on his glasses.
"How much is it for half an hour to turn on a machine." Fu Jiang looked down at him.
"No, no money!" The network administrator stammered and handed out a note.
"Thank you." Fu Jiang took the note, walked to the corresponding computer and sat down.
He intends to find out what the epiphyllum means.
"The moment is eternal, the opportunity, the beauty, disappears." Fu Jiang frowned.
How the fuck did this start?
Just a moment of opportunity?Gone in an instant?Opportunity gone?
No matter how you think about it, it's unlucky!
Doesn't this mean that he encountered an opportunity, but it disappeared in an instant?
Or die in an instant?Or beauty fades away?
Fu Jiang silently turned off the computer, went out and sat back in the car, picked up the phone and started making calls.
Yes, this time he still asked for help from the almighty gin.
If you have something to do, you can find gin and wine. This is a respect for model workers.
"Help me think of a name, it has something to do with Epiphyllum, a female name."
Gin:.
You started again?Just like asking the Morse code that I love you before, suddenly making some strange requests, problems that occur from time to time?
"The sun is turning into clouds." Qin Jiu quickly replied.
"It doesn't sound good, think about it seriously, don't be perfunctory to me." The idle Fu Jiang disturbed the idle Qin Jiu.
1 minutes passed.
5 minutes passed.
10 minutes passed.
"Haven't you figured it out yet?" Fu Jiang waited impatiently.
"Ask for vodka." Gin hung up the phone.
Fu Jiang called Vodka.
"Help me think of a name, it has something to do with Epiphyllum, a female name."
"Ah, here." Vodka, who was eating popcorn and watching a movie, had question marks all over his face.
A female name related to Epiphyllum?Grappa's request is a bit hellish.
Epiphyllum is not blooming in Japan, it can make up a fart name.
"You can ask elder brother, elder brother understands flowers, so I understand." Vodka said and was about to hang up the phone.
"Gin asked me to ask you." The chill in Fu Jiang's voice came to Vodka's ears through the microphone, making him feel goosebumps all over his body, "You won't, are you trying to shirk?"
"No, of course not, I thought about it right away!" Vodka quickly explained.
A second passed.
Five seconds passed.
Ten seconds passed.
Vodka was in a cold sweat, it was over, I couldn't think of it at all.
"Yousi Weiyang! That's all, I thought of it!"
Vodka bit the bullet and made up a name.
"Oh? What does it have to do with epiphyllum?"
Vodka's pupils kept trembling, sure enough, Grappa would definitely ask this question.
So the question is, what does this name have to do with Epiphyllum?
The answer is that it has nothing to do with farts, he blurted out in a hurry.
"Of course it's related." Vodka's tone was full of the indifference and confidence of a schoolmaster.
It took him a few seconds to sort through the knowledge of his life.
"The "Yousi" in this name is taken from the Tang Dynasty poet Yao He's "Guo Epiphyllum Treasure Shangrenyuan". Although it is strange, it can indeed be used as a surname."
"Oh? Not bad." The corners of Fu Jiang's mouth began to stiffen.
As a native of China in his previous life, he had never heard of this poem.
This is very embarrassing.
He also didn't know what the poem was about, but the title of the poem did contain the word epiphyllum, so it shouldn't be a problem.
Seeing that he had been fooled for the time being, Vodka was relieved, but at the same time he became secretly distressed.
How should Wei Young explain?If Yousi could forcefully connect, Weiyang would really have no choice.
Damn it, why didn't it use names like Mi or Sabi?This can also be related to this poem.
"And then?" Fu Jiang continued to ask, "Which poem is Wei Young?"
"Hehe, this is not poetry, but it has something to do with it, but this is very unpopular knowledge, it's normal if you haven't heard of it."
Vodka cleared his throat, and said nonsense with all his heart:
"Akatorovsky, a famous Russian poet who is famous for his love of flowers, saw the fading of the epiphyllum when he traveled to China.
"He marveled at the beauty of the epiphyllum, and lamented the withering of the epiphyllum. He raised his hands and held up the scattered petals,
"Blurted 'Неиссохший, Вэйянтоже'."
Tomie:? ? ?
What language is the vodka suddenly bursting out of?Russian?
"What do you mean?" A drop of cold sweat splashed on his hand, but he didn't realize it.
I don't know when it started, talking to vodka actually made him so stressed.
"It means 'not withering, Wei Young!', which can be understood as 'don't end like this!'
"This sentence expresses Akatorovsky's unwillingness and grief at that time, as well as his beautiful wish for the continued blooming of Epiphyllum.
"However, withering is withering, and the withered epiphyllum will not reproduce miracles. In the end, Akatorovsky's travels ended in tragedy.
"As Mr. Zhou said, 'tragedy is to break a good thing for others to see'."
Vodka told a big lie, which perfectly explained why Akatorovsky was so little known, because he was tragic.
And quote famous quotes from famous people to sublimate the moral symbol of this lie.
At the end, he changed the topic with a false concern, so that Fu Jiang should not continue to entangle with the name.
"I don't know which lady you're going to give a name featuring epiphyllum as a nickname.
"However, you have to remember that being named Epiphyllum is not a symbol of auspiciousness.
"Remember, Shakespeare once said that 'beauty inspires more evil than gold and silver,' I hope you will pay attention."
After finishing speaking, Vodka sighed deeply, like an eminent monk who had seen everything in the world and finally escaped into the world of mortals.
Seeing that Fu Jiang didn't make a sound for a while, obviously shocked, Vodka hung up the phone with a happy face.
Fu Jiang looked at the phone silently.
"This is compiled in a set, it's amazing, it's amazing."
Although the memory of studying in this life has not been inherited, the memory of studying in the previous life is almost forgotten.
But low education is not always linked to ignorance.
At the very least, he can tell whether a person is telling the truth or a lie.
But it's hard to make up vodka so hard, so let's use this name first.
Thanks for the trouble to be a little darker
(End of this chapter)
Seeing that Kaito's expression does not seem to be fake, and Tomie doesn't think that Kaito will be perfunctory in this kind of thing that would make him die, so Tomie believed him once.
"Very good." He stood up, "Speaking of business, I need clothes that fit well, black ones, and I'm going to perform a mission soon, so I can't reveal my true identity."
Kuaido was stunned for a moment, "What mission?"
Fu Jiang looked at him coldly and didn't speak.
This made Kaito quickly realize the key.
"Are you a policeman? Hmm... not like, are you a member of a criminal organization? Or a member of a violent society?"
"It's all." Fu Jiang said truthfully.
"Okay. I won't persuade you either, after all, I am also committing crimes, but I believe you have your own difficulties."
Kaito opened the wardrobe next to the wall, pushed the innermost board, and a dark room appeared.
There are various styles of clothes he prepared for Yirong.
Kaito got in, and while looking at his clothes, he turned around and said, "You change again, and I'll check your figure."
Fu Jiang takes shape again.
"Magic is really powerful. Even the most exquisite disguise technique can't do this."
Kaito sighed and glanced up and down at the transformed Tomie.
"Have you finished watching?" Fu Jiang said lightly.
"It's over, but don't change back, you have to try on clothes later."
After Kaito finished speaking, he pinched his chin and looked at his clothes.
"Well, around 170, on the skinny side. You should be able to wear a size L. What kind of clothes do you want?"
"Neutral, it's better to be lenient." Fu Jiang replied simply.
"Eh? Why?" Kaito didn't hide his disappointment.
"What do you think?" Fu Jiang's nails grew significantly.
"Ahem, it's okay, it's normal, um." Kaito wiped his forehead and continued to rummage through his clothes.
Although Fu Jiang's dressing preferences are completely different from his preferences in women's clothing, but he can't bear the fact that he has a lot of clothes, and he can always find a few suitable ones.
"Cardigan sweater, one size bigger than your body, you can see if you can." Kaito threw a black sweater over.
Fu Jiang twitched her hand, and the huge windbreaker that didn't fit fell to the ground. She caught the sweater casually and put it over the cashmere sweater.
"Yes." She looked at her glasses and nodded slightly.
Kaito breathed a sigh of relief, and handed over another pair of black jeans, "This is the most unisex outfit I have here, if you don't accept it, then I can't help it."
"Yeah." Fu Jiang put the jeans and sweater into the plastic pocket, then dispelled the transformation magic, and put the windbreaker back on.
"Ah? Why don't you try it here?" Kaito cleared his throat, "Hey, just in case you find it doesn't fit"
"At that time, you should be ready to die." Fu Jiang took off his glasses and threatened.
With Kaito's rich experience, how can it be impossible to tell whether the clothes are too big or too small?
If it doesn't fit, it's deliberately playing him.
"Okay." Kaito scratched his head, got out from the dark room behind the closet, and handed Fu Jiang a bra.
Tomie:?
He didn't reach out to take it.
"Hey, take it, I'll give it to you." Kaito frowned, "It won't fit, 75B, although your clothes are quite thick, but my eyesight is not blocked."
Tomie almost forgot that Kaito is still a perfectionist when it comes to women's clothing.
"Choose loose clothing for a reason."
Fu Jiang took the bra, gathered his sharp fingers, and with the sound of cracking, pieces of the material floated to the ground.
"Even if you don't want it, don't break it." Kaito looked at the pieces on the ground regretfully, "Every time I buy women's underwear, I'm ashamed."
In this way, Fu Jiang finished collecting the clothes and drove back to his villa.
Because the night was dark and there were very few vehicles on the road, Fu Jiang started to lose his mind slightly.
Of course, this kind of distraction is not the kind of distraction that would cause a car accident. As long as there is something wrong, he can react immediately.
He was thinking about what name he should use after his incarnation.
Although he said before that this avatar does not need a new name, but as Hongzi said, the skill of camouflage requires attention to human design.
Just as the characters of Kidd and Kaito are different, in order to distinguish their performance and reaction in different situations, Tomie believes that it is necessary to give the avatar a name.
"Hmm, is it a flash in the pan?" Fu Jiang slightly opened the corners of his mouth, revealing a somewhat penetrating smile.
"It seems a little too ugly to be called Riyun Huahua." Fu Jiang frowned, "And there are two words related to grass, which is not good."
In this case, let's use the meaning of the flower to decide.
Thinking of this, Fu Jiang turned around and stopped in front of an Internet cafe.
He got out of the car and walked straight in, and saw the network administrator sitting inside.
Fu Jiang tapped the table with his index finger.
"Huh?" The network administrator looked at the grayed out screen and raised his head impatiently.
"Hey! Bao, didn't you just pay the protection fee?"
This reaction seems a bit wrong?
Fu Jiang was stunned for a moment before realizing that he forgot to put on his glasses.
"How much is it for half an hour to turn on a machine." Fu Jiang looked down at him.
"No, no money!" The network administrator stammered and handed out a note.
"Thank you." Fu Jiang took the note, walked to the corresponding computer and sat down.
He intends to find out what the epiphyllum means.
"The moment is eternal, the opportunity, the beauty, disappears." Fu Jiang frowned.
How the fuck did this start?
Just a moment of opportunity?Gone in an instant?Opportunity gone?
No matter how you think about it, it's unlucky!
Doesn't this mean that he encountered an opportunity, but it disappeared in an instant?
Or die in an instant?Or beauty fades away?
Fu Jiang silently turned off the computer, went out and sat back in the car, picked up the phone and started making calls.
Yes, this time he still asked for help from the almighty gin.
If you have something to do, you can find gin and wine. This is a respect for model workers.
"Help me think of a name, it has something to do with Epiphyllum, a female name."
Gin:.
You started again?Just like asking the Morse code that I love you before, suddenly making some strange requests, problems that occur from time to time?
"The sun is turning into clouds." Qin Jiu quickly replied.
"It doesn't sound good, think about it seriously, don't be perfunctory to me." The idle Fu Jiang disturbed the idle Qin Jiu.
1 minutes passed.
5 minutes passed.
10 minutes passed.
"Haven't you figured it out yet?" Fu Jiang waited impatiently.
"Ask for vodka." Gin hung up the phone.
Fu Jiang called Vodka.
"Help me think of a name, it has something to do with Epiphyllum, a female name."
"Ah, here." Vodka, who was eating popcorn and watching a movie, had question marks all over his face.
A female name related to Epiphyllum?Grappa's request is a bit hellish.
Epiphyllum is not blooming in Japan, it can make up a fart name.
"You can ask elder brother, elder brother understands flowers, so I understand." Vodka said and was about to hang up the phone.
"Gin asked me to ask you." The chill in Fu Jiang's voice came to Vodka's ears through the microphone, making him feel goosebumps all over his body, "You won't, are you trying to shirk?"
"No, of course not, I thought about it right away!" Vodka quickly explained.
A second passed.
Five seconds passed.
Ten seconds passed.
Vodka was in a cold sweat, it was over, I couldn't think of it at all.
"Yousi Weiyang! That's all, I thought of it!"
Vodka bit the bullet and made up a name.
"Oh? What does it have to do with epiphyllum?"
Vodka's pupils kept trembling, sure enough, Grappa would definitely ask this question.
So the question is, what does this name have to do with Epiphyllum?
The answer is that it has nothing to do with farts, he blurted out in a hurry.
"Of course it's related." Vodka's tone was full of the indifference and confidence of a schoolmaster.
It took him a few seconds to sort through the knowledge of his life.
"The "Yousi" in this name is taken from the Tang Dynasty poet Yao He's "Guo Epiphyllum Treasure Shangrenyuan". Although it is strange, it can indeed be used as a surname."
"Oh? Not bad." The corners of Fu Jiang's mouth began to stiffen.
As a native of China in his previous life, he had never heard of this poem.
This is very embarrassing.
He also didn't know what the poem was about, but the title of the poem did contain the word epiphyllum, so it shouldn't be a problem.
Seeing that he had been fooled for the time being, Vodka was relieved, but at the same time he became secretly distressed.
How should Wei Young explain?If Yousi could forcefully connect, Weiyang would really have no choice.
Damn it, why didn't it use names like Mi or Sabi?This can also be related to this poem.
"And then?" Fu Jiang continued to ask, "Which poem is Wei Young?"
"Hehe, this is not poetry, but it has something to do with it, but this is very unpopular knowledge, it's normal if you haven't heard of it."
Vodka cleared his throat, and said nonsense with all his heart:
"Akatorovsky, a famous Russian poet who is famous for his love of flowers, saw the fading of the epiphyllum when he traveled to China.
"He marveled at the beauty of the epiphyllum, and lamented the withering of the epiphyllum. He raised his hands and held up the scattered petals,
"Blurted 'Неиссохший, Вэйянтоже'."
Tomie:? ? ?
What language is the vodka suddenly bursting out of?Russian?
"What do you mean?" A drop of cold sweat splashed on his hand, but he didn't realize it.
I don't know when it started, talking to vodka actually made him so stressed.
"It means 'not withering, Wei Young!', which can be understood as 'don't end like this!'
"This sentence expresses Akatorovsky's unwillingness and grief at that time, as well as his beautiful wish for the continued blooming of Epiphyllum.
"However, withering is withering, and the withered epiphyllum will not reproduce miracles. In the end, Akatorovsky's travels ended in tragedy.
"As Mr. Zhou said, 'tragedy is to break a good thing for others to see'."
Vodka told a big lie, which perfectly explained why Akatorovsky was so little known, because he was tragic.
And quote famous quotes from famous people to sublimate the moral symbol of this lie.
At the end, he changed the topic with a false concern, so that Fu Jiang should not continue to entangle with the name.
"I don't know which lady you're going to give a name featuring epiphyllum as a nickname.
"However, you have to remember that being named Epiphyllum is not a symbol of auspiciousness.
"Remember, Shakespeare once said that 'beauty inspires more evil than gold and silver,' I hope you will pay attention."
After finishing speaking, Vodka sighed deeply, like an eminent monk who had seen everything in the world and finally escaped into the world of mortals.
Seeing that Fu Jiang didn't make a sound for a while, obviously shocked, Vodka hung up the phone with a happy face.
Fu Jiang looked at the phone silently.
"This is compiled in a set, it's amazing, it's amazing."
Although the memory of studying in this life has not been inherited, the memory of studying in the previous life is almost forgotten.
But low education is not always linked to ignorance.
At the very least, he can tell whether a person is telling the truth or a lie.
But it's hard to make up vodka so hard, so let's use this name first.
Thanks for the trouble to be a little darker
(End of this chapter)
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