Three Kingdoms please answer!Broken Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 136 Mi Heng: I'm Either Spoiling People, Or I'm On My Way
In the screen, Cao Cao heard Mi Heng commenting on his subordinates as useless, and asked Mi Heng angrily: "What are you capable of!"

Seeing this, everyone wants to hear how Mi Heng evaluates himself. If you demote all Cao Cao's people, what are you capable of?

Mi Heng said: "Astronomy and geography, there is nothing I can't understand, three religions and nine streams, know everything! At the top, you can make the emperor Yao and Shun, and at the bottom, you can match virtue with Confucius and Yan. How can you talk with the common people!

"Insanity!"

Seeing this, Cao Cao couldn't help but cursed loudly.

Good guy, describe him as a man who pays attention to funerals, guards graves, closes doors, and herds cattle and horses. What about you?

You might as well directly rate yourself as a person who can assist the talents of Yao and Shun, and your virtue can match that of Confucius!
Where's your face?
I have never seen such a brazen person!
"My lord, calm down. This person is just a clown. My lord, don't take it to heart." Seeing this, Xun Yu can conclude that Mi Heng is an arrogant person, and Cao Cao just compares them to Xiao He and Chen Pingzhi. People, he is happy that Yao, Shun, and Confucius have all come out.

"Why did Meng De get so angry? Didn't we say nothing when you commented that we were the bones of the family, planners, and vain? Besides, the evaluation was not false. I heard that your general Xu Chuke pulls nine cows, with this ability, he is also suitable for herding cattle and horses, and Xiahou Dun, a perfect general, is not blinded by Cao Xing, which is a good thing!" Yuan Shao said very trickily, Directly treat him in his own way, and mock Cao Cao!

When Cao Cao said about them before, didn't he also mean that what he said was the truth!
After Yuan Shao finished speaking, he glanced at Yuan Shu, as if he was saying to learn how to hate Cao Cao.

"Well said!" Before Liu Biao could speak, Huang Zhong clapped his hands and applauded, and Yuan Shao's words immediately reached his heart.

He had been displeased with Cao Cao for a long time. At the beginning, he said that their lord was a person in name only, and later he said that his lord's son was like a pig and a dog. If he wasn't afraid of hurting Liu Biao, he would have rushed to beat Cao Cao a long time ago!
Dong Zhuo on the other side began to sympathize with Cao Cao, as if he saw himself in Cao Cao who was once besieged by heroes.

At first, after Immortal started the question and answer session, he was in the same situation as Cao Cao now. Almost all the people present had conflicts with him, and as long as he seized an opportunity, he would severely humiliate him.

"Hey, it would be great if Cao Aman didn't betray our family!" Dong Zhuo said regretfully, he still appreciates Cao Cao's talent, but it's a pity that Cao Cao betrayed, otherwise he can stand up and support Cao Cao now .

"It's a pity that there are no ifs!" Li Ru also felt a pity. If Cao Cao hadn't betrayed Xiangguo at that time and sincerely assisted him, the surname would probably be Dong in this world, but it's a pity that there were no ifs. Cao Cao was too dangerous, even he They may not be able to play against Cao Cao's treachery. If Cao Cao is in danger, he will definitely hit the rocks to prevent future troubles!
"The original statement is a fallacy!"

"My comments on you are all facts, and what you Heng said are all arrogant and conceited, how can they be confused!"

"They're all comments, why can't they be lumped together, you are allowed to comment on others, and others are not allowed to comment on you, where in the world is there such a reason!" Yuan Shao and Cao Cao began to argue with each other again.

Even Xun Yu and Tian Feng got involved, arguing for their masters.

"My lord, if our Pingyuan County can escape this catastrophe, maybe we can unite with Cao Cao to fight against Yuan Shao." Seeing Cao Cao who was still arguing with Yuan Shao, Chen Gong suggested to Liu Bei.

Now the strength of the northern states is undoubtedly Jizhou Yuan Shao is the strongest, and the conflict between Cao Cao and Yuan Shao is so great, maybe they can join forces with Cao Cao to resist Yuan Shao, and the Xiahou family has agreed to marry Xiahou to Zhang Fei. With this marriage, The two families can treat each other as their own, and feel at ease.

But the premise of all this is that Pingyuan County can survive this disaster.

"Sir, it's not like you don't know about Cao Cao's wolfish ambitions. How can the Han officials join forces with the Han thieves!" Liu Bei thought that if the gods hadn't predicted in advance, it would be Cao Cao who was holding the emperor to command the princes, so he rejected Chen Gong's proposal.

"My lord, we can't use the original history to look at the current situation. In the original history, Cao Cao was indeed a traitor of the Han Dynasty, who took the emperor to command the princes, but now the traitor Dong is not dead, and the emperor is still in the hands of the traitor Dong. Our biggest enemy is still Dong. The thief is not Cao Cao." Chen Gong continued to remonstrate with Liu Bei.

Cao Cao's strength is not weak, especially in the previous rounds of questions and answers, he won many immortal rewards, which made his strength to a higher level. If he can get Cao Cao's strong support, Yuan Shao will not be afraid!

"This!" Hearing Chen Gong's analysis, Liu Bei began to hesitate, his vision was still short-sighted, now that the emperor is still in Dong thief's hands, the first step should be to rescue the emperor!
At the moment when Chen Gong remonstrated with Liu Bei, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao also finished arguing, neither of them won, and neither of them accepted the other. They returned to their original positions and continued to watch the big screen.

Seeing this, Zhang Liao, who was standing beside Cao Cao, wanted to draw his sword to kill Mi Heng, but was stopped by Cao Cao: "My Zheng Shao is a drummer, and I will have congratulations and banquets at the court sooner or later, so that Mi Heng can fill this position."

In order to prevent others from saying that he is short-tempered and can't tolerate one person, Cao Cao appointed Ni Heng as a drummer to humiliate him!
Mi Heng couldn't refuse, so he had no choice but to leave.

Others didn't think that Cao Cao did something wrong, and those who humiliate others will always humiliate them!
But the picture on the big screen is not over yet, and it continues to play.

On the big screen, the next day came in a blink of an eye, and the Cao Cao Provincial Hall held a big banquet for guests, so Mi Heng came to play drums to cheer up the fun.

Seeing that everyone here is interested, he himself claimed to be able to assist Yao and Shun before, but now it depends on how you face Cao Cao's insults, if you can't even pass Cao Cao's test, then you are talking wild words, incompetent!
Many people are waiting to see Mi Heng's jokes, especially those who have been scolded by Mi Heng take it very seriously!

For the performance effect, the old drummer asked You Heng to change into new clothes, but You Heng kept coming in wearing old clothes, and slapped "Three Laos in Yuyang" for Cao Cao's guests.When you listen to it as a guest, you will cry with emotion!

At this moment, the left and right guards took advantage of this and shouted: "Why don't you change your clothes!"

Who would have thought that Mi Heng would drop his old clothes in front of everyone, and stand naked, completely exposed!
Putting it here, not only the guests in the screen hide their faces, but also the people watching the live broadcast outside have closed their eyes to cover their faces. Although the screen is full of small squares, how have they ever seen such an exciting thing!
Countless girls spat secretly, blushing and lowering their heads, not daring to look up.

And when Mi Heng in Jingzhou saw her naked body for everyone in the world to see, she was ashamed and wanted to find a crack in the ground immediately.

This made him even more determined that he wanted to leave Jingzhou, and find a place where he didn't know him to live incognito!
"Hahaha, refreshing enough, I like it!" In the answering space, Dong Zhuo liked this straightforward Mi Heng a little bit, he just liked dealing with such straightforward people!
No one else thought that Mi Heng would use this method to face the humiliation of Cao Cao, but it seemed useless, the embarrassment was more like himself.

Many people began to look down on Mi Heng, thinking that he is an arrogant and rude person who speaks wild words but has no ability
Many people began to wonder if this person was really recommended by Kong Rong?
Not only other people were suspicious, but even Kong Rong himself was suspicious. Was this person really recommended by himself?
In the picture, Cao Cao and Ni Heng undressed in public and said angrily: "Above the temple, why is it so rude?"

Just listen to Mi Heng's reply: "It's impolite to bully the emperor, and I show my parents' appearance to show my innocence!"

Mi Heng satirized Cao Cao to coerce the emperor to order the princes, and it is really rude to deceive the emperor and ignore him!

"That's really good, bullying the king is the real rudeness." Mi Heng's words won a lot of favor from Liu Bei, and I don't know how many people are doing the business of traitors against the reputation of Hanchen.

Liu Xie in Chang'an also has a good impression of Mi Heng, a troll.

Cao Cao in the picture heard that Mi Heng was innocent, so he asked Mi Heng who was dirty.

It’s okay if Cao Cao doesn’t ask. You Heng is not afraid of Cao Cao’s authority and directly evaluates Cao Cao’s turbid eyes, mouth, ears, body, abdomen, and heart. It can be said that Cao Cao’s criticisms are all over the body!
Good guy, after demoting all the civil servants and generals under Cao Cao, now directly start belittling Cao Cao himself!

Can Cao Cao not kill you?
"Cao Mengde, listen carefully!" Yuan Shao seemed to have found the decisive point in arguing with Cao Cao, and asked Cao Cao to listen carefully. Before, he was evaluating Cao Cao's subordinates, but now he is directly evaluating you Cao Cao, and what he said is the truth. , see how you refute this time!

Sure enough, Cao Cao kept silent and did not refute Yuan Shao!

The picture is still not over, it is still going on.

After Kong Rong learned what Mi Heng had done, he was worried that Cao Cao would kill Mi Heng, so he said that Mi Heng was insane, and told Cao Cao not to be as knowledgeable as him!
"Who is this person!" Kong Rong in the outside world started to go crazy, wondering who this person was and why he wanted to protect him like this!

In the picture, Cao Cao asks Mi Heng to go to Jingzhou and persuades Liu Biao to surrender. If Mi Heng succeeds, he promises Mi Heng to make Mi Heng a minister.

But Mi Heng still refused and refused to go.

Cao Cao had no choice but to prepare three horses, and ordered the two to walk with them, forcing Mi Heng to go, and asked his civil and military soldiers to send Mi Heng to the east gate.

Xun Yu wanted to take this opportunity to avenge Mi Heng's rude words, and ordered people not to stand up and humiliate Xun Yu when Mi Heng came.

But when Mi Heng arrived, seeing that everyone couldn't sit up, he burst into tears. Xun Yu asked curiously, "Why are you crying?"

Mi Heng replied: "Walking in the coffin of death, why don't you cry!" Mi Heng directly compared these people who can't sit upright to the dead.

The people under Cao Cao couldn't stand Mi Heng anymore, so they yelled: "We are corpses, and you are a headless ghost!"

You Heng replied again: "I am a minister of the Han Dynasty. If I am not a party of Cao's concealment, I will be headless?" You Heng once again insinuated that Cao Cao coerced the emperor to order the princes, and he would not submit to him!

Everyone wanted to kill them, but Xun Yu hurriedly stopped them and continued to curse at You Heng: "You who measure rats and sparrows, what a dirty sword!"

Who knew that Mi Heng's fighting power would be so strong that anyone could say, "I am a mouse, but I still have humanity, and you are nothing but worms!"

Mi Heng once again described everyone as the moths of this big man, helping the tyrant to abuse him!

Loyal minister!
Loyal minister of the great man!

Seeing that many people here have begun to change their impressions of Mi Heng, and even Xun Yu can't tell the truth that he is eloquent, this is not talent!
Scolding them is just because they don't want to join forces with the traitors!
When the video was placed here, the big screen showed a black screen, and white characters gradually appeared on the top of the big screen, as well as the voice of explanation from the sky.

After Mi Heng came to Jingzhou, he met Liu Biao. Although he praised Liu Biao, he was also mocking Liu Biao. Liu Biao asked Mi Heng to meet Huang Zu. Balance.

In the end, Mi Heng was drunk while drinking with Huang Zu, uttered wild words, offended Huang Zu, and was beheaded by Huang Zu. Before he died, Mi Heng continued to scold Huang Zu. After Liu Biao learned about it, he was buried in a parrot. On the edge of the island, later generations have a poem sighing:

Huang Zucai is not an elderly couple. You Hengzhu broke the head of this river. Today, when I come to the edge of Yingwu Island, there is only ruthless clear water.

A poem draws the final curtain for this question.

It can be said that in the three confrontations between Mi Heng and Cao Cao, Cao Cao was completely defeated and was humiliated by Mi Heng three times!
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