Chapter 18
Lin Fan's answer made the barrage in the live broadcast room dense again.
[Aunt Bohemian: You don't want to debut?What's the matter, sisters?Ladies, I wish you had debuted! 】
[I forgot to take the medicine today: V587 upstairs! 】
[Cute elementary school scumbag: Do you want to go home?But what if the sisters don't want you to go home? 】
[Boss of the Mental Academy: Hahaha, I can't help but vote for him with my thumbs! 】
……
Ten brilliant galaxies flicker wildly!
[Moe cute rabbit: Reward!With my sister around, I usually don't have to worry about my debut! 】
The live broadcast room was blown up again by the reward of 20000 yuan!
【Come back, my love: Is this going to send Brother Fan to heaven?Oh my God! 】
[One, I'm cheap, just laugh: Sister Meng, we're giving benefits again! 】
[Boss of the Mental Academy: Wow, Brother Fan is no longer afraid of running out of money to open a B&B! 】
……
Lin Fan's face collapsed when he came out of the studio.
The villain in my heart slammed his head in regret, and scolded himself bloody: "I'm going crazy! Why did I say that? Have you forgotten the lethality of that sentence? I didn't If you want to be in the limelight, you have practiced dancing until 04:30 in the morning, and your mind is confused!"
I am more than 40 years old in my two lifetimes, and there is still a moment when the soul of the second child breaks out. This is really not my original intention!
However, the facts have already been created.
Lin Fan felt that his heart was so tired, and at the same time warned himself: Hold on tight!Don't wave!
The difference between the blue star and the earth is a bit big. Some familiar jokes on the earth may have never appeared on the blue star, so the meme of "04:30 in the morning" rushed to the hot search as soon as it came out.
After all, it was Lin Fan who was careless.
This is a lesson!
Lin Fan actually panicked when he found out that he was on the hot search, but the otaku magic skill: facial paralysis was activated, so others didn't see the clue.
Fortunately, it's just a small stalk, relying on the popularity of the "Morning Star" program to get such attention.
But what if Lin Fan accidentally blurted out some classic ancient poems such as "I am born with talents to be useful" and "If you want to see a thousand miles, you will go to a higher level"?
An orphan working in a milk tea shop, with no academic qualifications, and no brokerage company behind him to help him operate, can actually say such amazing ancient poems with great spreading power, how can he lie to ghosts?
At that time, it will no longer be a hot search, but will be invited to drink tea!
Lin Fan made up a picture in his brain: he was tied up and sent into the laboratory, surrounded by researchers wearing gold-rimmed glasses, masks, and white coats.
One of them held a lie detector and asked, "Lin Fan, how did you, who is not highly educated and experienced, have such a literary foundation and say such lines?"
The other held an electrode switch and looked at him sullenly: "If you lie, you will be punished!"
Beside them are those holding a scalpel, carrying a chainsaw, and wielding an ax...
hiss--!
Lin Fan shuddered, and scattered the terrifying images in his mind: "Dawei Tianlong! Da Luo's curse!"
Stop!
Just remember this lesson and don't scare yourself.
However, since it is on the hot search, the popularity value should be able to rise a wave, right?
"System, check the popularity value!"
[Popularity value: 11234, task progress: 14322/1000000]
Seeing the popularity value displayed by the system, Lin Fan suddenly regained his energy.
Huh, no!
"System, why do I only have 11234 popularity points after being on five trending searches? Did you steal my popularity points?"
The system, which has always been aloof, suddenly sent two messages.
[System prompt: Only active fans can provide popularity. No matter how high the trending search is, it is only popular with passers-by. The trending searches that cannot provide active popularity for the host are all "coquettish sluts". 】
[System prompt: There will be no more explanations about popularity in the future. The final interpretation of all popularity data belongs to the superstar system, and the system has the right to refuse to answer! 】
"Master System, your explanation looks so reasonable, I'm speechless!"
Lin Fan complained inwardly, this is the first time the system has responded to his question, but such a coquettish system is still rare, and he will not answer his own question in the future, so he is so unpopular?
But with so many popularity points, do you want to try the legendary ten consecutive draws?
It is said that ten consecutive draws will produce high-quality products. This unreliable system has already cheated so much of my popularity. This time ten consecutive draws should not cheat me... right! ?
After hesitating for less than three seconds, Lin Fan shouted inwardly, "System, give me ten consecutive draws!"
[Ten consecutive drawing rewards have been issued, congratulations to the host for obtaining the mandatory skill: camera sense specialization-as an idol reserve, the camera is your stage!Only by discovering the stage at any time and presenting perfect performances to fans can one become a qualified idol! 】
[Compulsory skill: The hairline will never recede——Sao Nian, let's have a big fight towards your dream!Your hairline is guarded by the system! 】
[Compulsory skill: Eat meat and never get fat——If you want to become a qualified idol, you must not be fat!Eating meat, the biggest problem leading to obesity, has been eliminated by the system for the host, and the rest, including but not limited to laziness, not exercising, drinking milk tea and other small obesity problems, have been solved by the host yourself. 】
[Passive skill: wink (wink) specialization - the idol who can't wink can only be a chocolate bean!I don't want to be put in a bowl, I suggest the host wink desperately! 】
[Active skill: splitting specialization——since you are born with two legs, why don’t you keep fish if you don’t split? 】
[Passive skill: dialect specialization - a host with dialect specialization can watch others blindly. 】
[Compulsory skill: God-level sense of balance - the system hereby makes a solemn promise that as long as the host's cerebellum is still there, it will never lose its balance! 】
[Compulsory skills: God-level entertainment industry seniority ranking skills-Xiaomeng's new must-have skills will not be explained, one day you will be grateful for this skill. 】
[Compulsory skill: Lipstick never sticks to teeth—literally, including lip gloss, you know. 】
What the hell are these? Seeing the first nine rewarded skills, Lin Fan wanted to draw out his 40-meter machete and hack the system to death.
Of the nine skills, it is estimated that [Splitting Specialization] and [God-level Balance] are a little bit helpful to him now, so what's the use of the damn [wink (wink) Specialization]?Let me wink to whom?
【Lens Sense Expertise】Is it possible to find the lens anytime and anywhere?I'm not an actor!What is the use of my re-specialization on the lens?
[God-level entertainment circle discusses seniority skills] Is it to make yourself polite?Brother has been a polite and good boy since he was a child, okay?
[Never get fat after eating meat], [Hairline will never recede], [Specialized dialect] These three are not bad, after all, I am no longer afraid of getting fat, and I can drink beer casually!Hairline is a good skill, but I'm only 20 years old!Is this the bald head who is afraid that I will dance in the big factory?How do I feel that you are laughing at me?
Lin Fan felt very tired, the style of this system was a bit crooked.
As for the skill [Lipstick never sticks to teeth], it should definitely not be as simple as the literal meaning!Is this a welfare skill issued by the system?
For example, when playing kisses with young ladies——hehehe!
[Ding, congratulations to the host for acquiring the active skill: Guitar Specialization——As a superstar reserve, the guitar is just an instrument for enlightenment, not worth mentioning! 】
The tenth skill made Lin Fan's eyes shine!
Hey, the system has been modified, and I even gave myself a serious skill, but what use is this skill bro?Do you dare to give me a [specialization in teasing girls], I'm an otaku, if I want to become a man of otaku god, what's the use of a guitar, the right way is to flirt with girls!
It's a pity that the aloof master system completely ignored Lin Fan's real appeal.
It's its own way, let alone explain.
Thank you again for your recommendation tickets, I will continue to work hard!Continue to scroll daily to ask for tickets and collect them!
(End of this chapter)
Lin Fan's answer made the barrage in the live broadcast room dense again.
[Aunt Bohemian: You don't want to debut?What's the matter, sisters?Ladies, I wish you had debuted! 】
[I forgot to take the medicine today: V587 upstairs! 】
[Cute elementary school scumbag: Do you want to go home?But what if the sisters don't want you to go home? 】
[Boss of the Mental Academy: Hahaha, I can't help but vote for him with my thumbs! 】
……
Ten brilliant galaxies flicker wildly!
[Moe cute rabbit: Reward!With my sister around, I usually don't have to worry about my debut! 】
The live broadcast room was blown up again by the reward of 20000 yuan!
【Come back, my love: Is this going to send Brother Fan to heaven?Oh my God! 】
[One, I'm cheap, just laugh: Sister Meng, we're giving benefits again! 】
[Boss of the Mental Academy: Wow, Brother Fan is no longer afraid of running out of money to open a B&B! 】
……
Lin Fan's face collapsed when he came out of the studio.
The villain in my heart slammed his head in regret, and scolded himself bloody: "I'm going crazy! Why did I say that? Have you forgotten the lethality of that sentence? I didn't If you want to be in the limelight, you have practiced dancing until 04:30 in the morning, and your mind is confused!"
I am more than 40 years old in my two lifetimes, and there is still a moment when the soul of the second child breaks out. This is really not my original intention!
However, the facts have already been created.
Lin Fan felt that his heart was so tired, and at the same time warned himself: Hold on tight!Don't wave!
The difference between the blue star and the earth is a bit big. Some familiar jokes on the earth may have never appeared on the blue star, so the meme of "04:30 in the morning" rushed to the hot search as soon as it came out.
After all, it was Lin Fan who was careless.
This is a lesson!
Lin Fan actually panicked when he found out that he was on the hot search, but the otaku magic skill: facial paralysis was activated, so others didn't see the clue.
Fortunately, it's just a small stalk, relying on the popularity of the "Morning Star" program to get such attention.
But what if Lin Fan accidentally blurted out some classic ancient poems such as "I am born with talents to be useful" and "If you want to see a thousand miles, you will go to a higher level"?
An orphan working in a milk tea shop, with no academic qualifications, and no brokerage company behind him to help him operate, can actually say such amazing ancient poems with great spreading power, how can he lie to ghosts?
At that time, it will no longer be a hot search, but will be invited to drink tea!
Lin Fan made up a picture in his brain: he was tied up and sent into the laboratory, surrounded by researchers wearing gold-rimmed glasses, masks, and white coats.
One of them held a lie detector and asked, "Lin Fan, how did you, who is not highly educated and experienced, have such a literary foundation and say such lines?"
The other held an electrode switch and looked at him sullenly: "If you lie, you will be punished!"
Beside them are those holding a scalpel, carrying a chainsaw, and wielding an ax...
hiss--!
Lin Fan shuddered, and scattered the terrifying images in his mind: "Dawei Tianlong! Da Luo's curse!"
Stop!
Just remember this lesson and don't scare yourself.
However, since it is on the hot search, the popularity value should be able to rise a wave, right?
"System, check the popularity value!"
[Popularity value: 11234, task progress: 14322/1000000]
Seeing the popularity value displayed by the system, Lin Fan suddenly regained his energy.
Huh, no!
"System, why do I only have 11234 popularity points after being on five trending searches? Did you steal my popularity points?"
The system, which has always been aloof, suddenly sent two messages.
[System prompt: Only active fans can provide popularity. No matter how high the trending search is, it is only popular with passers-by. The trending searches that cannot provide active popularity for the host are all "coquettish sluts". 】
[System prompt: There will be no more explanations about popularity in the future. The final interpretation of all popularity data belongs to the superstar system, and the system has the right to refuse to answer! 】
"Master System, your explanation looks so reasonable, I'm speechless!"
Lin Fan complained inwardly, this is the first time the system has responded to his question, but such a coquettish system is still rare, and he will not answer his own question in the future, so he is so unpopular?
But with so many popularity points, do you want to try the legendary ten consecutive draws?
It is said that ten consecutive draws will produce high-quality products. This unreliable system has already cheated so much of my popularity. This time ten consecutive draws should not cheat me... right! ?
After hesitating for less than three seconds, Lin Fan shouted inwardly, "System, give me ten consecutive draws!"
[Ten consecutive drawing rewards have been issued, congratulations to the host for obtaining the mandatory skill: camera sense specialization-as an idol reserve, the camera is your stage!Only by discovering the stage at any time and presenting perfect performances to fans can one become a qualified idol! 】
[Compulsory skill: The hairline will never recede——Sao Nian, let's have a big fight towards your dream!Your hairline is guarded by the system! 】
[Compulsory skill: Eat meat and never get fat——If you want to become a qualified idol, you must not be fat!Eating meat, the biggest problem leading to obesity, has been eliminated by the system for the host, and the rest, including but not limited to laziness, not exercising, drinking milk tea and other small obesity problems, have been solved by the host yourself. 】
[Passive skill: wink (wink) specialization - the idol who can't wink can only be a chocolate bean!I don't want to be put in a bowl, I suggest the host wink desperately! 】
[Active skill: splitting specialization——since you are born with two legs, why don’t you keep fish if you don’t split? 】
[Passive skill: dialect specialization - a host with dialect specialization can watch others blindly. 】
[Compulsory skill: God-level sense of balance - the system hereby makes a solemn promise that as long as the host's cerebellum is still there, it will never lose its balance! 】
[Compulsory skills: God-level entertainment industry seniority ranking skills-Xiaomeng's new must-have skills will not be explained, one day you will be grateful for this skill. 】
[Compulsory skill: Lipstick never sticks to teeth—literally, including lip gloss, you know. 】
What the hell are these? Seeing the first nine rewarded skills, Lin Fan wanted to draw out his 40-meter machete and hack the system to death.
Of the nine skills, it is estimated that [Splitting Specialization] and [God-level Balance] are a little bit helpful to him now, so what's the use of the damn [wink (wink) Specialization]?Let me wink to whom?
【Lens Sense Expertise】Is it possible to find the lens anytime and anywhere?I'm not an actor!What is the use of my re-specialization on the lens?
[God-level entertainment circle discusses seniority skills] Is it to make yourself polite?Brother has been a polite and good boy since he was a child, okay?
[Never get fat after eating meat], [Hairline will never recede], [Specialized dialect] These three are not bad, after all, I am no longer afraid of getting fat, and I can drink beer casually!Hairline is a good skill, but I'm only 20 years old!Is this the bald head who is afraid that I will dance in the big factory?How do I feel that you are laughing at me?
Lin Fan felt very tired, the style of this system was a bit crooked.
As for the skill [Lipstick never sticks to teeth], it should definitely not be as simple as the literal meaning!Is this a welfare skill issued by the system?
For example, when playing kisses with young ladies——hehehe!
[Ding, congratulations to the host for acquiring the active skill: Guitar Specialization——As a superstar reserve, the guitar is just an instrument for enlightenment, not worth mentioning! 】
The tenth skill made Lin Fan's eyes shine!
Hey, the system has been modified, and I even gave myself a serious skill, but what use is this skill bro?Do you dare to give me a [specialization in teasing girls], I'm an otaku, if I want to become a man of otaku god, what's the use of a guitar, the right way is to flirt with girls!
It's a pity that the aloof master system completely ignored Lin Fan's real appeal.
It's its own way, let alone explain.
Thank you again for your recommendation tickets, I will continue to work hard!Continue to scroll daily to ask for tickets and collect them!
(End of this chapter)
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