NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 312 Beach Volleyball Is So Fun

TNT.

"It was a great game."

smith.

"For the Clippers, for the fans it really is."

Barkley laughed.

The audience laughed, obviously, this is not exciting for the Heat.

"Charles, where do you think the Heat lost? They were clearly ahead before, why did they suddenly fail?"

Smith asked.

"Of course it's because Wade shouldn't have provoked my cousin. Didn't you notice that before and after being provoked, my cousin's state has changed drastically."

Buck used very unscrupulous conclusions to tell the truth.

This sounds nonsense, but after thinking about the game carefully, it seems to be true.

"What I want is a specific analysis, not metaphysics, OK? Those teams that begged my cousin for mercy before the game may not win, please be professional."

Smith grumbled.

"Specifically, Cousin broke out suddenly, blasted the opponent on the offensive end, and locked Wade, the strongest point of the Heat on the defensive end. When you can do these two points, there is no suspense about victory."

Buckley.

After all, the final conclusion of TNT is that the Clippers won because of their cousin.

"What a fucking nonsense, but it makes sense."

A star fan complained.

Everyone knows that the Clippers won the game because of their cousin's strength. Does this still need commentary analysis?Everyone can see it with their eyes.

"Suddenly found that I can also be a commentator."

"I also seem to be able to be a pundit and analyze the game."

"I hope the Clippers will fire Dunleavy. I am willing to coach for free and promise to lead the Clippers to a championship."

"I hope that the Clippers will waive Norwin, and I can be the Clippers' backup center and follow my cousin to win a championship."

The more outrageous the star fans, the more outrageous the merrier.

Fans of other fans can only envy and envy.

They also want to pretend to be aggressive, but their idols are not good enough, so they can't pretend.

Unknowingly, some fans silently changed their attributes, became a star fan, and joined the big family of pretense,

Enjoy the feeling of being able to taunt other players as much as you want.

The Heat attended the post-match press conference first.

"Going from a 25-point lead to a five-point loss, what happened?"

The reporter asked Pat Riley.

"The Clippers are a strong team. They may feel bad occasionally, but they can't feel bad all the time. In the second half, they recovered and we lost. It's that simple."

Pat Riley said.

The Spurs, Suns, Lakers, these strong teams all lost to the Clippers, and there is nothing shameful about their Heat losing one or the other.

"However, there is news that the main players of the Clippers indulged all night last night and lost to the Clippers in this state. Do you think the Heat still have hope of competing for the championship this season?"

reporter asked.

"Is the news true? Even if it is true, it is obvious that women can't affect He. You see how fierce he is on the court. He played 38 minutes and scored 44 points. If the players under me can perform like this, I don't think so." Will stop them from going to nightclubs, I can even pimp them."

Pat Riley was furious and said some ramblings.

The reporter sweated profusely upon hearing this.

If this word broke out, Pat Riley might be fined by the league.

Later, they asked Wade: "Dwyane, you played a beautiful performance in the first half. But why did you play a disastrous performance in the second half? Do you think your performance caused the team to lose?"

"A player's state has ups and downs. When the state is good, he performs better, and when he is in bad state, he performs worse. This is normal. As for the loss, I am also responsible for it, but no one can win all the time. We can only Try to do better next time.”

Wade talked a lot, explaining that the loss was not his responsibility alone.

Of course, this is also true.

The rest of the Heat performed worse and had greater responsibilities.It's a pity, who let him be the leader of the Heat now, everyone's eyes are on him.

"Shaker, where do you think you lost?"

reporter asked.

"We lost because we didn't have a cunning cousin. He was too cunning. He played dead in the first half, but suddenly exerted strength in the second half, which caught us off guard."

O'Neill complained.

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reporter.

After the Heat, the reporter waited for the Clippers.

Seeing that He Xinghui was on the list, the reporters couldn't complain.

Disappear when you lose a game, and attend when you win a game, it's too shameless.

"He, why didn't you attend the post-match press conference last game?"

reporter asked.

"I can't monopolize exposure resources, I have to give some opportunities to the newcomers in the team. Besides, you interview me every day, aren't you tired?"

What He Xinghui said was so straightforward that the fans watching the live broadcast burst into laughter.

"Nonsense, you didn't show up yesterday because you lost."

The reporter retorted.

"Okay, next time I win and miss a few times, so you don't have this idea again."

He Xinghui said.

"No, no, that's not what I meant."

The reporter was in a hurry. If He Xinghui reduced the number of attendances in the future, their reports would lose a lot of exciting content.

If He Xinghui really did this, the other reporters would hate him to death.

Seeing this, another reporter quickly changed the subject and asked, "Where did you and Howard go last night? What did you do?"

"We went to sing, and Paul also sang Love in North Carolina, which was very nice."

He Xinghui said calmly without changing his face, but Gasol was quite nervous at the side.

He sang the song, but he sang it while holding a **.

Also, singing is not the point.

Seeing that He Xinghui was sure of what he said, and even moved out of Gasol, the reporter couldn't help suspecting that his judgment was wrong.

"You fell behind at the beginning of today's game. What is the reason that made you complete the reversal in the second half?"

reporter asked.

"It was mainly during the halftime break. I saw your report. In order to prove our innocence, our whole team broke out with super fighting spirit. So, thank the media for spreading rumors and slander."

He Xinghui said.

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reporter.

Hahaha.
Every time he sees He Xinghui molesting media reporters, the fans are very happy.

The reporter had no choice but to ask Dun Levy: "What is the Clippers' locker room culture? It seems that the Clippers' locker room is chaotic."

"Of course it's a winning culture. We just want to win. As long as we can win, are other things important?"

Dunleavy asked back.

For a while, the reporter was speechless.

After playing back-to-back with the Heat, the Clippers will have three days of rest.

Therefore, He Xinghui and others don't need to rush back to Los Angeles.

The Heat are not so lucky, they will play against the invading Cavaliers at home the day after tomorrow.

However, O'Neal still invited He Xinghui and Gasol to play on the beach.

For O'Neal, winning the championship last season, his life is almost complete.

It is best to win the championship next, and it doesn't matter if you don't.

Most importantly, his strength has been unable to dominate the outcome of the game.

So, he is now just playing ball and enjoying life.

There is a game the day after tomorrow, so what?

He Xinghui and Pau Gasol were invited to leave, and there were only four people present.The two of them and O'Neal, Payton.

Wade was not in the mood, and O'Neill didn't think highly of others, so he didn't invite him.

"Where are the beauties? You don't want us to go to the beach to play with beauties with sand."

He Xinghui complained.

"Why are you in a hurry, the beauty is already waiting for us on the beach."

O'Neill said.

Afterwards, the group went straight to the beach of Bishijing Bay.

This is a private beach that ordinary people cannot enter.

In the evil Eagle Sauce Country, everything can be privately owned.

As long as you have money, buying an island is not a problem.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening when we arrived at Bishijing Bay.

But it's not a big problem, there are lights on the beach here.Moreover, Miami is the warmest city in the United States. Even in December nights, the temperature can still be close to 12 degrees, making it a vacation paradise.

More importantly, Miami brings together a large number of Latin American mixed races, Spaniards, Eastern European whites, beautiful women and open.

After He Xinghui and the others got off the car, they saw four beauties playing beach volleyball.

Two white Ukrainians, one mixed race, one black girl.

Tall, with perfect physique.Even that black girl has a special flavor.

All four of them were wearing three-point style, and the thin suspenders made people worry that they might break at any time.

"Hey, I have a new style of beach volleyball, are you interested?"

He Xinghui asked.

"Oh, what is it? What's the game?"

asked the Ukrainian beauty Vera.

"It's very simple, we have four hunks here, we can hold you, or carry you to play beach volleyball."

He Xinghui said.

"Oh"

The four beauties exclaimed, this way of playing is so frankly ambiguous.

However, they couldn't refuse.O'Neill spent money to invite them to play with him.

"I really want to know if He's thinking about this thing every day. I never thought of why he could come up with such a fun way just when he saw beach volleyball for the first time."

Accompany Peyton to complain.

"This, probably because of talent. Some people just have more flirtatious ideas."

O'Neal didn't know whether it was a compliment or a joke, but both Payton and Gasol couldn't help laughing.

"He, choose me, I am lighter."

Vera recommended herself.

The other women were naturally not to be outdone, and hoped that He Xinghui would choose her.

Although, O'Neill and the others are also superstars.

But considering potential, influence, financial resources, resources, appearance, etc., He Xinghui is obviously the best choice.

"First come, first served. Since Vera spoke first, I will choose Vera."

He Xinghui's reason was justified, and it didn't hurt the face of the other three.

"Baby, don't be sad, there is still your Baby Shaq here. Who wants to partner with the cute Baby Shaq?"

As soon as O'Neal opened his mouth, He Xinghui, Peyton Gasol and three fell directly on the beach.

Damn, they never expected that O'Neill would look like this in front of women.

Choose your partner and the game begins.

He Xinghui played with O'Neal, and Gasol played with Payton.

They put their female partners on their shoulders, which is very easy for those of them who bench press more than 100 kilograms.

Let's run. In basketball, they used to dunk beautiful women like this, but at that time, everyone was wearing clothes, and the skin-to-skin contact was not thorough enough.

But now, Vera and the others are in the three-point style, and He Xinghui and the others are just a pair of swimming trunks.

After being lifted up, the skins of each other are in full contact, and the touch alone makes people feel giddy.

The game only goes on for a while, because the beauty riding on the man has greatly reduced flexibility and it is difficult to catch the ball.

During the process, everyone fell down many times and spent most of the time picking up the ball.

It is not so much playing volleyball, but rather using the name of playing volleyball to have various intimate contacts.

Although the volleyball was a mess, everyone had a great time.

There was nothing to say all night, and the next day everyone played some recreational activities such as fishing, and He Xinghui bid farewell to Gasol.

If they don't return to Los Angeles, the media will complain about the two of them not doing their jobs properly, not participating in team training, and the Clippers will have no champions.

(End of this chapter)