NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 299 This is the Worst Song I Wrote

After resting for more than 20 minutes, He Xinghui's physical strength recovered a lot.

At the beginning of the second half of the game, He Xinghui began to exert rhythm again.

"Three points."

Buckley.

"Oh Maikar, hit the three-pointer again."

smith.

"I'll go, it's another steal and fast break."

Audience.

"Shet."

randolph.

Facing the running and bombing of the Clippers, the Blazers really have no good way.

They are in the rebuilding period, and the lineup still needs to be adjusted.

The Clippers' starting lineup has been in tune for a season.

In terms of tacit understanding, there is no comparison.

In addition, there is also a gap in the strength of the lineup, which makes it even more impossible to fight.

Even if McMillan called two timeouts, he couldn't stop the Clippers' offensive.

68:108.

After the third quarter, the Blazers fell behind by 40 points.

其中，何星辉30投18中，三分17中8，罚球2中2，拿到了46分3助攻4抢断。

This is the data for three quarters, and not many people can reach 46 career high points.

Roy looked at He Xinghui who left the arena and walked towards the player tunnel, feeling mixed emotions in his heart.

He felt thoroughly today, the horror of the league's top stars.

Watching He Xinghui leave, Barkley complained: "Shet, he is really going to leave early to go on a date. What is this, playing part-time? With a maximum salary of 8000 million, play three quarters and you're done?"

"Haha, no one can criticize him for this kind of behavior. After all, he has already helped the team win, hasn't he? You said that the boss likes people who only play three quarters but can lead the team to win? The kind of guy who plays all four quarters and loses?"

Smith laughed.

"I really deserve this guy's chic life."

Barkley sighed.

He felt that his playing days were really wasted, and he couldn't compare with He Xinghui.

In front of the TV, the fans were also talking about it.

Some people think that He Xinghui's behavior is very cool, and a few people think that He Xinghui is playing big names and playing with privileges, which should not be done.

Of course, more people are still curious, who is He Xinghui going to date?Which lucky girl is so lucky, it is worth He Xinghui's early departure.

In the fourth quarter of the game, the number of fans who focused on watching the game has decreased a lot, and everyone is gossiping.

The substitutes of the two teams played inextricably on the court and were evenly matched.

Finally, the game is over.

90 to 133, the Clippers won by 43 points, which is by far the biggest point difference this season.

133 in a single game is also the highest score in a single game.

There are also many other small records such as the most steals and the most three-pointers.

At the post-match press conference, McMillan was asked how to evaluate He Xinghui's departure midway.

McMillan said helplessly: "This is his private matter, I don't want to comment."

He really wanted to criticize He Xinghui, but he was ashamed to say that after losing so badly.

"Roy, what do you think?"

The reporter asked Roy again.

"He beat us in three quarters, and he deserves to do that."

Roy said helplessly.

He didn't know about this gossip until after the game, and he knew why the Clippers played so aggressively today.

After knowing the reason, he could only cry.

Meanwhile, the X Factor is live.

He Xinghui rushed over after taking a shower, and the water droplets on his body were not dried.

Fortunately, he caught up in time.

Although the show has started, it is not his turn to play yet.

"Hey, why did you come here? What's the matter with you sweating profusely?"

Maria asked.

"I can't help it. There's a lot of work on the construction site, so I asked for leave on purpose to come here."

He Xinghui said.

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This kind of nonsense can't fool Maria. She doesn't believe that a construction worker has this temperament.

The more He Xinghui concealed it, the more Maria suspected that He Xinghui was a certain music boss.

It was not yet He Xinghui's turn to perform, and he continued to chat with Maria when he was idle and bored: "What about you, what do you do? I think you are so beautiful, you should be a model."

"No no no, I'm a stripper."

Maria also followed He Xinghui's nonsense.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, I like strippers the most."

He Xinghui said.

The two of them communicated in a friendly manner, which made the player Isaac on the side upset.

He couldn't understand why Maria was interested in communicating with such a strange person.

So, he snorted coldly: "It seems that you are really a construction worker, and you don't even know the famous Maria Yaretondo."

Maria is a talented singer from Norway. She has been on the stage since she was 10 years old. Now she is 21 years old and has released 3 long albums, which have won the top sales in the Norwegian music chart.

However, when she came to Hollywood, her looks seemed a bit ordinary, and He Xinghui naturally didn't know her.

He only knows top singers like Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Lady Gaga and Harena.

"Of course, I have to worry about the next meal every day, so I don't have the energy to care about the music industry. Not to mention Maria, I don't even know Taylor Swift."

He Xinghui laughed.

Ordinary people will be very angry when they are ridiculed, but in He Xinghui's eyes, Isaac's behavior is the real clown, just smile, there is no need to care about it.

He Xinghui was so single that Isaac punched the cotton, making him feel lonely.

Maria snickered aside, and she felt more and more that He Xinghui was unusual.

Not long after, it was Maria's turn to play.

As an already well-known singer, it was more than enough to deal with such a scene.

After a song was sung, the house was full of applause, and the judges and audience gave almost full marks.

After stepping down, Isaac flattered him.

But what made him vomit blood was that Maria asked He Xinghui: "How is my singing?"

"So-so, slightly worse than me."

He Xinghui said.

"Shet, where do you have the face to say such a thing?"

Maria was not excited, but Isaac was not calm yet.

Fortunately, it was Isaac's turn to take the stage at this time, and he had no time to complain.

Isaac's strength is so-so, and promotion should not be a problem.

After he finished singing, he came in front of He Xinghui and Maria, looking very proud.

He Xinghui doesn't know why he is proud, but there are everyone in this world, and He Xinghui is used to it.

When it was He Xinghui's turn to play, Isaac said: "Treasure your last chance to perform, you are pretty good to have the chance to perform on stage."

"I think you should take your medicine."

He Xinghui dropped a sentence and went on stage.

"Why is this man still wearing a mask?"

As soon as He Xinghui made his appearance, the audience murmured.

Under the stage, in the judges' seat, Dorothy also catered to the audience, and asked this question again: "Why do you wear a mask?"

"Because I'm so handsome, I want to win by strength, not by appearance to get votes."

He Xinghui said.

The audience laughed out loud. Relatively speaking, He Xinghui's opening remarks were much more interesting than others.

"To be honest, I don't think a person's appearance can affect our scoring. We are professionals."

Another beauty judge said.

"No, no, that's because you didn't see my face, otherwise you would be absolutely crazy about it. You know, on the day I was born, all the white clouds in the sky gathered above the hospital, turning into a word 'handsome' .

When my father saw me, he let out a heart-piercing wail. He firmly did not believe that he could give birth to such a handsome son.

Later, I sent it for a paternity test, but the doctor just took one look at me and said that there is no need for a test, because I am not my own, and it is impossible for human beings to give birth to such a handsome person."

Some of the viewers in front of the TV were overwhelmed by thunder, while others were overjoyed.

Everyone knows that this is a joke, but this joke is quite interesting.

He Xinghui continued: "A beautiful nurse kidnapped me for this reason. She asked the police to agree to let her marry me before she would release her. A 50-year-old policewoman came to negotiate and cried bitterly after seeing me, hating me. I was born 50 years earlier. When I was three years old."

"OK, OK, we know you're handsome. Next, you'd better show off your talents. After all, our show isn't looking for beautiful men."

Dorothy interrupted He Xinghui, after all, this is a live broadcast and the time is limited.

As for He Xinghui's endless talk, it took him a long time to talk about the three-year-old posture. Dorothy was worried that the show would end when He Xinghui said that he was 20 years old.

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed.

"Okay, I'll talk about my handsomeness later, and today I'll bring you an original song "happy" written by myself."

He Xinghui is going to sing the episode "Happy" from Despicable Me, which is a single that has topped the charts for several months.Farrell even won a Grammy Award for this song.

Original song?

There was a burst of exclamation from the audience.

There is still a big difference between singing and writing songs. You can hum a few words to anyone on the street, but it is not easy to find someone who can write and compose songs.

"Pretentious."

Isaac said disdainfully, he didn't believe that a construction worker would write songs.

At the same time, He Xinghui has already started performing.

"it might seen crazy what i am about to say."

【Perhaps you will think that I am talking nonsense. 】

As soon as He Xinghui spoke, the audience fell silent.

A good song is a good song, and that kind of melody makes people feel comfortable when they listen to it.

Moreover, He Xinghui's singing definitely passed the test.

[Please clap with me, if you also feel that happiness is the truth. 】

[Just because I am happy. 】

[Please clap with me if you know how to make yourself happy. 】

[Just because I am happy. 】

[Negative energy is flying all over the sky, complaining about this and that. 】

[Send me those negative energies. 】

[I will let you know that I am a negative energy black hole. 】

Dorothy and several other judges were shocked when they sang so-so.

It's fine if you sing well, the key is that the song is well written.

Both the melody and the lyrics are the best of the best.

Anyone who can write this kind of song is without exception a great god.

Everyone began to doubt He Xinghui's identity, suspecting that he was a famous music star.

"Impossible, impossible, it cannot be written by him."

Backstage, Isaac muttered to himself.

Although he doesn't sing very well, his appreciation level is not bad, and he knows the quality of the song as soon as he hears it.

"In this kind of program, it is impossible for him to lie, and he must bear legal responsibility."

Maria sneered.

If you can cheat a champion by lying casually, then the singer is too easy to mess with.

Isaac was a little embarrassed when he heard this, and didn't know what to say.

On the stage, He Xinghui finished singing.

There was warm applause at the scene, and Dorothy stood up: "I love this song, I love this song to death, this song can win the Grammy for Best Original Song."

"Perfect, this is the best song I've heard this year, why didn't you put this song in the final?"

asked another beauty judge, Diana.

If you sing this song in the final, won't you be the champion?

"Because, this is probably the worst song I wrote, and I have better works in the final."

He Xinghui replied 'honestly'.

Oh.
There was a burst of exclamation at the scene.

Invisible coercion is the most deadly.

"I don't believe, I don't believe there is a better song than this, unless you sing it now."

Diana smirked.

He Xinghui made a gesture to sing, and after whetting the audience's appetite, he said, "Wait, I'm singing now, what's the next round?"

The audience laughed and looked forward to the next episode of the show.

Just for He Xinghui, they all have to watch the next episode.

"OK, next, let's reveal your real identity. Which music god are you? Goldman? Mars?"

Dorothy guessed two famous singers who were about the same size as He Xinghui.

However, she also knew that her guess was not accurate, because He Xinghui was taller than those two.

Of course, it is not ruled out that Goldman wears inner height-enhancing shoes.

"No, no, none of them are as handsome as me."

He Xinghui said that the audience laughed again.

"It seems that our song god also likes to play mystery, OK, let's score first."

Another judge interrupted Dorothy's entanglement. He Xinghui, a contestant, had already taken up a lot of time.

"Perfect, full marks."

"Perfect, full marks."

Dorothy and Diana scored full marks directly, and the other two judges also gave full marks helplessly.

Among the 500 points scored by the audience, He Xinghui also scored 498. The missing two points are probably because the two audience members forgot to press and twist, or they were jealous of the handsome guy.

However, this is all harmless, with 898 points, there is no suspense for the first place to advance.

He Xinghui returned to the backstage, and all the contestants applauded him one after another.

Obviously, they have already identified He Xinghui as a big name in the music scene.

Those who are in this circle don't have to try hard to flatter.

"I know, I just knew, you must be some great god."

Maria said she wanted to take off He Xinghui's mask.

"No, no, you can't do that."

He Xinghui stopped him.

"However, when you receive the award, you have to expose your identity."

Maria asked.

"No, no, I would rather not get this award if I want to expose my identity. I don't want to get into trouble, and I don't want to hurt the hearts of thousands of girls. After all, I am the man they will never get."

He Xinghui said.

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Maria.

She was thinking hard, recalling those great music masters, which master's style is as out of tune as He Xinghui?

After much deliberation, she found no.

After all, there are not many people who are engaged in music and are over 1.9 meters long.

who are you?
Maria's heart of gossip was burning.

(End of this chapter)