NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 297 Reappearing Arrogant Speech

On the 8th, He Xinghui put on a clown mask and came to the show to sign up.

Originally, Mark could help him with these matters, but He Xinghui didn't want to expose his identity, so he simply did it himself.

He had never participated in a similar music talent competition, and the process was new to him.

A large number of applicants had already gathered at the show site, some looked around nervously, some stood in a daze, and some chatted together in twos and threes.

The appearance of He Xinghui instantly attracted everyone's attention.

There is no way, he wears a big clown mask on his face, which is very weird and out of tune with the people around him, it is hard for others not to notice him.

Fortunately, Batman and The Dark Knight has not been released yet, otherwise with his appearance, others would have to keep a distance of three meters from him.

Soon, people from the program team appeared, and everyone lined up to fill out the application form.

At the same time, he had to hum an impromptu song to prove his own strength.

After all, there will be a live broadcast of the official competition, and it would be ridiculous to have a player who can't sing.

Each contestant showed their singing voice, with varying levels.

When it was He Xinghui's turn, Dorothy from the program group asked, "Why are you wearing a mask?"

"Because I'm so handsome, beautiful women can't help but fall in love with me when they see me. I'm worried that if you fall in love with me, the judges will favor me, which is unfair to other contestants."

He Xinghui's serious nonsense made Dorothy laugh out loud.

Humor is the best way to gain the favor of strangers of the opposite sex.

Moreover, He Xinghui's calm nonsense also gave people a particularly confident feeling.

Dorothy felt that He Xinghui was definitely not a small character like a cat or a dog.There is no such indifferent temperament in the small character.

Shet!

As soon as this remark came out, many male players complained directly.

It's so pretentious, they can't understand it.

Especially when they saw that Dorothy was not angry, but laughed, they were even more upset.

"Pretentious."

One contestant sneered.

Dorothy ignored those people and continued to ask: "Name, where are you from, what occupation, why do you come to X Factor?"

"Zhen's Shuai, a construction worker from China, wants to come to X Factor to win a song king."

He Xinghui said.

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Dorothy.

She didn't get Zhen's handsome smile, but He Xinghui's career still made her feel very serious.

This was the first time she met a construction worker to participate in a singing competition.

It's not that there is occupational discrimination, but that musicians among construction workers are indeed rare.

Moreover, it is outrageous to threaten to win the championship at every turn.

"Go home big man, this is not the place for you."

The other players booed after hearing this.

"I like your booing, it's better than the noise of pile drivers on the construction site."

He Xinghui said.

The male contestants were speechless, but some female contestants couldn't help laughing. He Xinghui gave them a very unique, interesting, and fun feeling.

Dorothy said: "OK, it doesn't matter, you can sing a part. As long as you have this kind of talent, any profession can participate."

Everyone laughed when they heard this, they wanted to see He Xinghui make a fool of himself.

What can a construction worker sing about?
"OK, then I'll give you a 'Song of the Construction Workers'."

He Xinghui hadn't sung yet, but the title alone made many people laugh.

The song of the construction workers can be associated with some content from the title of the song.

Afterwards, He Xinghui cleared his throat and started singing.

The melody he used was "March Song", the tune used by the US military in drills in a full metal casing.

This tune is very simple, with a strong sense of rhythm, and you can add lyrics at will.

The lyrics are well matched and can be quite interesting.

"I am, a, cement~smith."

"From morning to night, non-stop ~ dry."

"The rich, live in a big villa."

"I'll go to the hospital to see the sick~"

"Without health insurance, you can only die in pain."

"In this way, it can be played by Leonardo in the movie."

He Xinghui sang in English, and the lyrics rhyme (if there are readers who are good at English, just pretend I didn't say this).

More importantly, this sings the living conditions of the bottom workers in the United States and the current social situation, which is quite ironic.

American society likes to put social problems on the big screen and let stars play them. It's like being very enlightened, but they just don't solve them in practice.

In contrast, China prefers to deliberately avoid those social issues, and does not want the public to discuss them too much.But he will solve the problem silently and get better little by little.

It was just the audition, He Xinghui deliberately concealed his strength, and his singing was very average, but Dorothy still nodded when she heard it.

"I think it's okay to satirize the status quo of society. This is a point to watch."

Dorothy discussed with the other two judges.

If He Xinghui maintains this style in the next game, it will be a sight.

The show not only needs people who can sing well, but also needs topics.

The other two also nodded, announcing that He Xinghui passed the primary election.

Does this work too?
The other contestants were speechless.

Is this even a song?Nursery rhymes are more complicated than this.

After successfully advancing, He Xinghui was ready to leave.

A beautiful woman who was also promoted approached him and said, "I don't believe you are a cement worker."

"Oh, so what do you think I do?"

He Xinghui laughed.

"With your height and muscles, I feel like you play basketball."

Maria said.

He Xinghui's heart skipped a beat, thinking he had been seen through.

"No, no, I hate basketball the most. I would rather be a gigolo than play basketball."

He Xinghui said.

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Maria.

On the 11th, at 6 pm, the Clippers played against the Trail Blazers at home.

In the home locker room, Gasol has returned, and he will play in this game.

Everyone was chatting with ABC reporter Lucy. She was allowed to enter the locker room today to take pictures of the Clippers' locker room culture.

"Lucy, are you still single?"

asked Mobley.

"Yes, you want to date me?"

Lucy asked.

"of course."

It's been almost a year since everyone saw He Xinghui, and they didn't do anything to Lucy, thinking that He Xinghui was not interested in Lucy, and started to make moves.

"No problem, if you can score 50 points in this game."

Lucy laughed.

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Mobley.

Fifty points, that would really kill him.

"He, help me, everyone, help me, my happiness is in your hands."

Mobley begged.

If he wants to score [-] points in a single game, he definitely needs the cooperation of his teammates.

"Forget it, Cuttino, fifty points is too much for you."

Everyone booed and sarcastically.

At the same time, He Xinghui received a call to inform that the X Factor program will officially start at 8 pm.

It is estimated that the program group did not invite He Xinghui, so they did not continue to deliberately adjust the time.

This was something He Xinghui didn't expect.

A complete NBA game takes at least two hours, which is a bit too late.

"Quiet, I have something to say. In this game, I have to beat the opponent in three quarters. I have to leave early to pick up girls. Everyone is okay."

He Xinghui said.

Everyone laughed when they heard the words, they liked He Xinghui's out-of-the-ordinary appearance.

"Who is it, who is it?"

People asked.

"Keep secret, you will know later."

He Xinghui said.

"He, can this gossip be reported?"

Lucy asked.

"casual."

He Xinghui didn't care, anyway, he wasn't really going to pick up girls.

You may be criticized for a period of time, but when the truth comes out, all negative influences will disappear.

"That's great."

Lucy smiled and said, this news will definitely make headlines.

The chat is over and the players come out.

Meanwhile, Lucy reports on the real-time newsletter.

[Confident locker room culture - Clippers. 】

In the Clippers' locker room, you can clearly feel their invincible self-confidence.No one thinks there is anything wrong with He saying that he wants to beat his opponent in three quarters and then go pick up girls.

I think such self-confidence is the key to their winning.
The players come out and the game begins.

The Clippers are Livingston, He Xinghui, Maggette, Gasol, Kaman.

With Gasol back, Millsap can only play off the bench.

This is definitely not good news for the Clippers' opponents.

For the Blazers, the starting point guard is the lucky son Jarrett Jack.

A strong heavy point guard, not strong enough to start.However, he has basically been a starter all his career.

As soon as he entered the league, he came to the rebuilding Trail Blazers. The short man pulled out the general and served as the starter.

After being traded to the Pacers, he encountered TJ Ford's injury and started again.

A year later, he went to the Raptors. Relying on his classmate and roommate relationship with Bosh, he squeezed out Calderon and started again.

As soon as he was traded to the Hornets, Chris Paul left, and he started again.

As soon as he signed with the Cavaliers, Kyrie Irving was injured and reimbursed. After joining the Warriors, Curry was injured.Going to the Nets, Deron's starting lineup was also inexplicably squeezed out by him.

Starting shooting guard Brandon Roy, the future star that the Blazers focus on training.

Small forward Uduka, a player from the Development League, will also be the head coach of the Celtics in the future.

Power forward Randolph.

At this time, Randolph did not have the nickname of Black Bear, but his strength was already quite impressive.This season, he can get 24+10 data.

However, his off-court negative news attracted far more attention than his strength.

Beating teammates, missing training, hiding big moms, illegally holding guns, etc.

If it weren't for these things, the Blazers would not have sent a 24+10 away.

Center Magloire, a career average of 7 points and 6 rebounds per game, 13 points and 10 rebounds in the peak season, shooting 46.7%.

Weirdly, he was an All-Star.

Although it is a substitute, but.
All in all, it's a mystery.

"He, it's a pleasure to fight against you again."

The two sides got together to prepare for the jump ball, and Roy greeted He Xinghui.

Before Uncle Drew's identity was revealed, he suffered a lot of criticism and ridicule.However, when Uncle Drew's identity was exposed, those criticisms disappeared immediately.

It's normal for a rookie to lose to the best player in the league.

"Well, you won't be happy later."

He Xinghui said.

"Haha, I know it's trash talk, but it doesn't work for me."

Roy laughed.

He still admires He Xinghui, after all He Xinghui is strong and successful.

"The last person who said it didn't work for me has now retired."

He Xinghui said nonsense.

They gossip and the referee tosses the ball up.

Magloire won the scramble, and his bounce was better than Kaman's.

Jarrett controlled the ball and advanced, and Livingston stepped forward to press directly.

Since the strategy is to defeat the opponent in three quarters, it has to be more aggressive.

Jarrett didn't expect Livingston to fight like this at the beginning. One didn't pay attention and the ball was broken.

He Xinghui had already made a fast break, and Roy hurried to catch up.

Still outside the three-point line, Livingston has passed the ball.

He Xinghui shot directly after receiving the ball without going to the basket.

Although, the score is more stable that way.

But this is for others. For He Xinghui, shooting three-pointers is always the best choice when no one interferes.

The ball goes in.

Roy chased too far, he didn't expect He Xinghui to end in this way.

"Remember, the one in front of you is not Uncle Drew. Cousin is very fierce. You have to be mentally prepared."

He Xinghui reminded.

"I see."

Roy gritted his teeth and said, he knew that the current He Xinghui was stronger than the disguised Uncle Drew, but he was even more excited.

The Blazers attacked again, and Livingston continued to press, scaring Jarrett to pass the ball directly to Roy and let Roy handle it.

He Xinghui also launched a press, and Roy was highly concentrated and carefully protected the ball.

However, he never expected that the Clippers would bully him as a rookie without talking about martial arts.

Livingston leaned over and reached for it. Roy panicked and lost his sense of control, avoiding Livingston but not He Xinghui.

The Clippers played another fast break and Maggette made a layup.

0-5.

Roy finally realized what a strong league team is.

Those teams they played before, after all, were still a little bit interesting.

"Too cruel, too cruel. Is it really good to deal with a rookie like this?"

Barkley complained.

Smith smiled and said: "I know what's going on. I just received a text message. He said in the locker room that this game will take three quarters to beat the Trail Blazers. He will leave early to pick up girls. Schett, this behavior Not worth advocating."

"Watfark, really?"

Buckley asked.

"100%, ABC scoop."

Smith said.

"Well, anyway, it's not once or twice that he disrespects his opponent. I'm used to it."

Barkley said helplessly.

The best way to extinguish He Xinghui's arrogance is to win him.

However, no one can do it now, He Xinghui deserves to be taken aback.

In front of the TV, the audience was shocked when they heard this gossip.

After watching the NBA for so many years, they have never seen such an arrogant person.

Even if it is Jordan, he can't say it out, at most he thinks about it in his heart.

"So, this game is going to be a good one."

Star powder laughed.

"Three quarters will kill the opponent, and the Blazers will be miserable."

"I'm more curious about who my cousin is going to date?"

"Good guy, after being reminded by you, I'm not interested in the game anymore. Who is my cousin going to date?"

Having said that, the fans are still watching the game very seriously.

After all, it is necessary to defeat the opponent in three quarters, which means that the Clippers will definitely play very well in the first three quarters.

(End of this chapter)