NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 282 Vanessa Opens the Door

[Record-setting, 2100 million viewers. 】

No one knows how the media came up with this number, but no one doubts that people in this business naturally have their own set of reliable estimation formulas.

This number is very scary.

The popular reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, has an average weekly viewership of only 350 million.

And, that's 2010 data.

With this data, the Kardashian family can rely on this show to attract 6500 million US dollars a year.

If Run Basketball can maintain this average broadcast volume and produce as many episodes as Keeping Up with the Kardashians, this show can make Scarlett give up making movies, Wade can give up playing basketball, and Wat Nisha gave up Kobe.

While playing and lying down to make money, no one doesn't like it.

After the broadcast of Let's Run Basketball, the media began to report and the audience began to discuss it.

[A planner who was delayed by basketball, a master of comedy. 】

[The best reality show of the year, full of jokes and gossip. 】

[The story He and Vanessa had to tell in the closet. 】

"This is the most realistic and funny reality show I've ever seen."

"I love that shiatsu board game to death. It's really cool to watch those big stars screaming in pain."

"My favorite quizzes are the outrageous 'basketball questions' that are so much fun compared to the serious questions on other shows."

"I still like to watch slam dunks. It would be great if I could also be on the show."

"Is no one discussing what happened in the closet between Ho and Vanessa?"

"Elkin, hurry up and urge He to train, or he will switch careers to become a variety show star."

"Kobe, stop training, you have more important things to do."

There are many topics that can be discussed in the program, and the audience's discussions are also very frequent.

The popularity of the show is still rising.

To the audience's relief, the program released the latest announcement, indicating that there will be a second episode in two days.

At that time, new guests will join.

At the same time, there will be new games on the line.

"Kobe, Kobe, why the hell are you answering my phone?"

Odom called Kobe many times, and finally got through, looking extremely anxious.

"What's the matter, Odom, you were traded by the team?"

Kobe had just finished training and felt he had gained something again. He was in a good mood and teased Odom.

Before Kupchak assured him that he would trade, but the transaction needs to pay chips, Odom is a more valuable chip.

"Of course not, you should turn on the TV and watch the show "Let's Run Basketball."

Odom can't say it directly, so he can only let Kobe see and understand it by himself.

"Hell, how did you know that I am a person who can watch variety shows?"

Kobe complained.

"Vanessa is on the show."

Odom said.

"Oh, what you said, I have a little impression. She said that she is going to participate in a show. However, I still don't have time to watch it."

Bryant said.

In his opinion, the show Vanessa participated in, which is to chat about gossip in the basketball circle, is very boring.

"He also participated in this program."

Odom reminded again.

Oh?
Kobe was finally moved. He wondered why He Xinghui didn't go to training, but actually participated in that kind of boring program. Could it be that the gold medal in the World Championships made He Xinghui satisfied?

"I'll see later."

Bryant said.

"OK, you must watch it."

That's all Odom said, he doesn't care if Kobe can wake up.

Kobe took a shower, lay on the sofa, and started watching replays.

He quickly found the show because of the [-]/[-] reruns on ABC's entertainment channel.

The kind of commercials followed by commercials, and then again, can be broadcast three or four times a day.

Otherwise, it is estimated that they will not be able to earn back the copyright fee.

Seeing the guests appear, Kobe shook his head: "That fat man has degenerated, nothing to worry about. Howard, he gave up his efforts before reaching the peak, wasting his talent, stupid. Anthony and Wade have also degenerated. It seems that this My only opponents this season are Arenas and Nash, it's really lonely."

Seeing the appearance of the beautiful guests, Kobe was slightly moved: "Hey bastard, you really have a lot of face, inviting so many beauties."

To be honest, if he had known that he would be able to play with Scarlett Meghan Kruger, he would not mind taking a day or two off to play on the show.

"Hey, Vanessa and He became partners?"

"Acupressure board, interesting."

"Wade O'Neill and the others are too stupid. This shiatsu board obviously limits their performance, which is conducive to the use of He's three-point advantage. Sure enough, He won."

It is almost impossible for normal people to achieve achievements like Kobe.

He can achieve the current achievement, which is enough to show that he is not a normal person, and his focus is naturally so fresh and refined, with a peculiar angle.

Of course, it was also because the first mini-game was not ambiguous enough and the scale was normal.

In the next dunk, he saw Howard got under someone's skirt, and his eyes suddenly brightened a little: "This must be He's idea, take advantage of the opportunity. Wait, Vanessa won't be taken advantage of like this, right?" .”

Soon, Kobe breathed a sigh of relief, Vanessa did not ride on He Xinghui's neck.

However, he soon became more depressed.

Vanessa was thrown up and hugged by He Xinghui. Although she was not seen, it seemed to have a very romantic feeling.

"Vanessa shouldn't do it. You should do this kind of romantic thing with me."

However, this is still within his acceptable range.

After all, variety shows are like this.

Seeing the answering program, he was also amused by the ridicule in that kind of question.

Especially the topic of teasing O'Neill, he laughed at each one.

It didn't take long, though, for him to see that Vanessa had no idea how much he was hitting last season.

This somewhat broke his heart.

He felt that Vanessa didn't care too much about himself.

Although, he doesn't know how many sets of clothes Vanessa changed last season.

Finally, the main event came on stage, and he saw the famous scene.

Vanessa and He Xinghui got into the wardrobe. There was only one wardrobe in the camera, and He Xinghui and Vanessa could not be photographed.

Kobe's face sank all of a sudden, the air froze instantly, and there was a strange atmosphere in the living room.

Although he knew that nothing could happen in such a short time, he still couldn't help but think about it.

Lonely men and widows dig into the closet, no matter how you look at it, it is a bit ambiguous.

He didn't understand how Vanessa could come up with such an idea.

"Vanessa is so ignorant."

When he finished watching the show, and then watched the news on the Internet and comments from netizens, he finally swept everything on the table to the ground.

Why is my cousin faster than me, what happened to my cousin and Vanessa inside?call kobe
These comments made him feel a great humiliation and a feeling of being green.

"Bastard, I'm going to kill you."

Kobe gritted his teeth, he was angry.

The more angry thing is yet to come, because Vanessa is going to participate in the second issue.

Unfortunately, he has no reason to stop.

This is Vanessa's power, people are just doing shows.

As a cheater, he is really not qualified to ask too much of Vanessa in this regard.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he thought of a good way.

At the same time, at He Xinghui's home, Megan was complaining to He Xinghui: "He, in the second period, I will never be with Wade anyway."

partner.If I were to partner with him, I would rather not do this show. "

"why?"

He Xinghui asked curiously.

"It's unbelievable. When he was carrying me, he licked my inner thigh with his tongue. I almost went crazy."

If it wasn't for the live broadcast, and she didn't want to ruin He Xinghui's show, she would have slapped Wade on the spot.

"This behavior of his is disgusting."

He Xinghui said awkwardly.

"No, no, this behavior is not disgusting, it is him who is disgusting. If you do this to me, I will like it very much."

Megan said and put his arms around He Xinghui.

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He Xinghui.

It's a tough logic, but it seems to make sense.

An ugly person who whistles at a beautiful woman is playing hooligans, while a handsome person doing this is called flirting.

The next day, He Xinghui notified Wade, hoping that he could voluntarily withdraw from the second round.

"why?"

Wade was reluctant.

"Because you need to train, don't you forget that you lost to me in the World Championships so quickly? If you don't train now, how can you avenge me this season?"

He Xinghui spoke earnestly.

"Why the hell aren't you training then?"

"Because I'm strong enough, I don't need it."

"I'm strong enough, I don't need it."

"Okay, to tell you the truth, there is a female guest who has a problem with you. Quit voluntarily, so that everyone will have a good face, and no fourth person will know."

He Xinghui said helplessly.

"If you put it this way, I really need to train. Not only will I win another championship this year, but I will also win the regular season MVP."

Wade's attitude switch is very fast.

He is also afraid that Megan will be exposed, which is very bad for his image.

Reality is always cruel.

"OK, then I wish your dreams come true."

After He Xinghui finished speaking, he hung up the phone. Megan lay on his body and said, "I want to partner with you in this episode, so don't refuse."

Then, he had to find a new male guest.

"It would be great if Dayao was here. It would be interesting to let him participate and see how Sister Ye collapsed."

He Xinghui said with a wicked smile.

Unfortunately, this kind of thing can only be thought about.

I lent Dayao some guts, but he didn't dare to come.

Just when he was struggling with whom to find, Kobe called.

"Asshole, tell me where you are, I'm going to kill you."

kobe.

"Calm down Kobe, don't act like a kid."

He Xinghui said.

"I don't care, I will also come to the second episode, and I must partner with Vanessa, I will not give anyone else any chance."

Kobe growled.

"You don't train anymore?"

He Xinghui said in shock.

"Training, training, training, fucking training, fucking training."

Kobe said the word training 21 times in one breath.

If he hadn't been familiar with Kobe's voice, He Xinghui would have thought Iverson was on the other end of the phone.

"Okay, here you go. Honestly, you really should spend more time with Vanessa."

He Xinghui complained.

Human nature is the most untestable. Linghu Chong and Yue Lingshan were as sweet as honey at the beginning, and they practiced in seclusion for a year, so they were cuckolded.

This is even more so in places like the United States, because it is easy for women to be forgiven for cheating, and the reason that a husband is not considerate is enough.

"You don't need to teach me, bastard."

Bryant said.

After hanging up the phone, Megan was very happy, and said curiously: "What did you and Vanessa do in the closet, don't worry, I won't tell anyone, and I won't be jealous."

"Just stayed inside for 30 seconds, what do you think you can do? You forgot, I lasted for 10 minutes yesterday?"

He Xinghui complained.

"That's hard to say. When a woman is willing to enter a claustrophobic space alone with a man, it already speaks volumes."

Megan smirked.

"Which bastard expert's research is this again? Tell me, I'll donate some money to him and let him do something serious. It doesn't make any sense to study these nonsense all day long."

He Xinghui said.

A few days later, the recording of the second episode began.

This time it is not a live broadcast, live broadcast is too prone to problems.

Last time, it was enough to gain fame through the gimmick of the live broadcast, and then use the method of recording to make a better program.In some places, the play is not good enough, and the jokes are not enough, so it can be re-recorded.

There is no live broadcast of the recording, but there are also a small number of lucky spectators on site, probably hundreds of people.

When the guest came out, the audience had already known in advance that Wade would quit if something happened, and a mysterious guest would appear.

Everyone was curious about who this mysterious guest was.

When Kobe appeared, the audience couldn't believe their eyes.

"Kobe, Kobe, Kobe."

"Oh Maikar, why did Kobe come to this show, doesn't he need to train?"

"Wait, who will Kobe partner with later, shouldn't he be with Megan, and then watch He and Vanessa flirting in front of him?"

The brain hole of the audience is always so big.

Soon, they knew that there was no such heavy-handed plot.

After drawing lots again, Kobe and Vanessa became "lucky" partners. The audience just smiled when they saw this, and didn't mind the show's tricks.

After all, Kobe's behavior of giving up training to participate in the show is quite distressing.

This is obviously jealous.

Megan and He Xinghui became partners, and everything else remained the same as last time.

O'Neal shook his head, feeling a little pity, he still really wanted to see He Xinghui and Vanessa partner.If it doesn't work, you can also partner with Vanessa.

what a pity.

When the show started, the first game was the shiatsu board.

Team Kobe Vanessa wins.

In order to win, Kobe didn't care about any fingerboard, he pressed the fingerboard, and stepped on it.

This little bit of pain was really too childish for him.

To win, the pain is worth it.

The first mini-game ended, and Vanessa shook her head imperceptibly.

She didn't have any sense of participation in the game just now.

In order to win, Kobe is all on his own attack.

Unlike He Xinghui, who keeps passing the ball to Megan, even though Megan always misses the shot.

Yesterday, He Xinghui also passed a lot of balls to her, which made her feel very involved.

Vanessa didn't understand what the point of winning or losing was.

Kobe came to this show and kept saying that he wanted to play with her, but it turned out that it was all Kobe playing, and she didn't play at all, so she might as well be partnering with He Xinghui.

No way, Vanessa can only hope for the second game, hoping that Kobe can change.

The second game is new, Happy Dribble.

The left foot of the male guest is tied to the right foot of the female guest, and then the ball is dribbled from one end of the court to the other. The one with the least time wins.

The game started, and the He Xinghui Megan team started first.

The two are tied together in this way, and it is not easy to just move forward, and a tacit understanding is needed, let alone He Xinghui has to dribble.

He Xinghui took two steps, and Megan's steps became chaotic.

"Oh."

Megan lost her center of gravity and was about to fall, He Xinghui quickly stopped dribbling, hugged Megan, and let her fall on him.

"Hahaha, they are too good."

"so sweet."

Kobe and Vanessa said in unison, their concerns are completely different.

Kobe felt that He Xinghui played the game poorly, and Vanessa felt that it was nice for He Xinghui to give up the game to protect Megan.

Finally, He Xinghui and Megan finished the game slowly.

When it was O'Neill's turn, the situation continued and was very funny, which made the audience laugh a lot.

In the end it was Kobe and Vanessa's turn.

"This round must be Kobe winning again. They are husband and wife, and they must have a better understanding."

The audience guessed.

The result was surprising, and Kobe and Vanessa didn't have a tacit understanding.

Moreover, Kobe wants to win too much, and his pace is much faster than Vanessa.

Accidentally, Kobe brought Vanessa to the ground, and Vanessa's hand was hurt.

"Shet, I speak slowly. You only think about winning. Have you ever thought about me?"

Vanessa felt wronged and wanted to cry.

"OK, my fault, hurry up, let me slow down, we still have a chance to win."

Bryant said.

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Vanessa was dumbfounded, she was hurting from the fall, and Kobe still wanted to win.

Recalling He Xinghui's actions to protect Megan, an unknown flame of karma emerged from Vanessa's heart.

"Fake squid, you go to win alone. You only have winning in your eyes, and you don't have me at all."

Vanessa angrily untied the rope on her feet and exited directly.

"Oh shit, what happened?"

The audience was shocked, it happened so suddenly, they didn't understand Vanessa's sudden emotional outburst.

It just fell a little bit, and it doesn't look heavy.

"Pause recording."

Barkley gestured helplessly for the camera.

Vanessa ran into a room and shut herself in.

Everyone chased after them, but they were blocked outside.

"Kobe, you are so disappointing. You only want to win, have you considered Vanessa's feelings?"

O'Neal stood on the moral high ground and could reprimand Kobe at will.

"Kobe, you're really wrong this time."

Scarlett said.

"Apologize to Vanessa quickly, be sincere."

Kruger said.

Because of this, Kobe suddenly realized where he was wrong.

"Vanessa, open the door, I was wrong, I know I was wrong."

Kobe knocked on the door.

Vanessa didn't respond.

"Vanessa, open the door and give me one more chance."

kobe.

Vanessa didn't respond.

"Vanessa, open the door. Please, we are doing a show, and we can't influence the efforts of the entire crew because of ourselves."

After Kobe's two sentences, he got the focus wrong again, and he valued the crew more than Vanessa.

He Xinghui, O'Neill, Scarlett and others raised their foreheads one after another, speechless for this straight man of steel.

"What should I do? If she doesn't open the door, she won't do stupid things inside."

Scarlett said worriedly.

When she said this, Kobe became even more anxious.

There was no other way, He Xinghui could only say, "Let me try."

"OK, hurry up."

Kobe could only go to the doctor in a hurry.

"Vanessa, let me go in and talk to you."

He Xinghui said.

"Just you, I don't want to talk to Kobe right now."

Vanessa said.

"OK, OK, as long as you are willing to open the door, everything is easy to talk about."

kobe.

Then, the door was opened a little bit, and Kobe wanted to break in, but Scarlett held him back: "What do you want to do, she needs a little time to calm down now, and you will only make her more angry if you forcefully rush in now. How can an outsider try to persuade him, it will be easier for Vanessa to listen to his words."

"Yes, you are right."

Kobe quickly stopped his reckless behavior, and then He Xinghui went in.

Then, the door was locked again.

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O'Neill showed a weird smile again.

Is this the door that Vanessa closed?Or was He Xinghui closing the door?Why close?

What an interesting question.

In the room, Vanessa threw herself directly into He Xinghui's arms.

Of course, this is actually quite normal in Europe and the United States.

In European and American film and television dramas, it is a standard procedure for a woman to be hurt by her husband and cry into the arms of other men.

"He, Kobe doesn't understand me at all, doesn't care about me at all, and doesn't even know how to love me."

Vanessa cried.

He Xinghui had no choice but to hold her and let her vent.

"Don't worry, I think he should have some insights after this time, and he will care more about you in the future."

He Xinghui comforted him.

"No, you think too highly of him. Maybe he'll coax me for a while, but he'll get back to himself once it's over. Men are jerks."

Vanessa cried.

Before Kobe cheated on her, she made a big fuss, and Kobe was really honest for a while.But that's all.

"I'm a man too."

He Xinghui said.

"No, you're not an asshole, at least you know how to care about women."

Vanessa said.

He Xinghui was also quite embarrassed by what he said.He felt like he was the same as Kobe, and he was ashamed to admit that he was better than Kobe.

"It's about time we got out, we've got to deal with this, don't we?"

He Xinghui said.

Last time, the lonely men and widows were talked about for 30 seconds, but now it's difficult to stay for so long.

"Okay, but you have to comfort me first."

Vanessa said.

He Xinghui was about to ask how to comfort him, but Vanessa sealed his mouth.

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Your sister, Kobe is still outside, don't be so crazy.

If Kobe suddenly knocked open the door, even if I had a hundred mouths, I wouldn't be able to explain it clearly.

At this moment, Kobe outside the door was also anxious.

"Vanessa, open the door, Vanessa, open the door."

Kobe yelled.

"okokokok."

What He Xinghui wanted to say was to stop, but unfortunately it all turned into ummmmm.

He Xinghui felt that he was going to die this time.

However, he did not push Vanessa away.

To be honest, listening to Kobe yelling outside the door, but doing this here, in one word, absolutely.

It was so exciting.

"Vanessa, open the door."

Kobe was still shouting, O'Neill turned his head away, the expression on his face was extremely distorted.

He was laughing crazily, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud, and a very perverted look appeared on his face.

What a torture.

Now O'Neill hopes that he has the time stop technique, so that everyone else is still, and he rolls on the ground and laughs a few times before talking, and he really can't hold it anymore.

"No, no, probably not."

Megan thought to herself, she was really afraid that something too embarrassing would happen, then this show would really become popular all over the United States, all over the world, and go viral.

Fortunately, the door opened.

Vanessa wiped away her tears and said, "Sorry, it has affected everyone's show, let's continue."

"It's okay, it's okay, don't mind."

Scarlett said.

"Vanessa, I was wrong, I apologize, give me another chance."

Kobe tossed and turned, only a few words.

Vanessa heard this kind of words when Kobe's derailment was exposed.

"It's okay, let's continue the game, don't affect everyone."

Vanessa said.

"Yes, yes, it's fine if you don't get angry."

Bryant said.

O'Neill was dumbfounded, and he really wanted to ask, with which eye do you see that Vanessa is no longer angry?Hey, you really are a genius.

Everyone began to return to the scene, O'Neill and He Xinghui walked at the end, O'Neill always looked at He Xinghui with a smirk.

"Fuck, can you stop looking at me like that."

He Xinghui was stared straight at him.

"You have a saying in China, what is it called, don't do bad things, don't be afraid that Shaq will see it."

O'Neill laughed.

"Fuck your sister, that's called not doing bad things, not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door."

He Xinghui.

"All the same, all the same."

O'Neill smiled. He Xinghui really wanted to punch him when he saw this smile.

Returning to the scene, Vanessa laughed again, as if nothing had happened.

The next game is still exciting, but this is not important anymore.

Vanessa, He Xinghui, O'Neal, Megan, and Scarlett are not focused on the game.

O'Neill and Megan, Scarlett were thinking, what did the two of them do in the room?
It's bloody curiosity.

After the show was finished, everyone went back to their respective homes, each looking for his own mother, but O'Neill went to He Xinghui's house with a stern face, saying that he wanted to have a meal.

Back at He Xinghui's house, O'Neill turned into the master, drove away all the servants of the He family, and gave them half a day off.

Then, he asked, "Honestly, what did you do with Vanessa in your room?"

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He Xinghui was speechless, and complained: "If it were you, what could you do? Kobe is right outside the door. What do you think I can do?"

"Of course I can't do anything else. You, it's hard to say. Please, tell me, how can I tell the third person about our relationship?"

O'Neill said.

"What's the matter? Brother, friend, please, even if you call me dad, I'll just tell you nothing happened."

He Xinghui said.

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, the great Shaker's intuition is not wrong, you must have done something. OK, how about this, I will also tell you one of my biggest secrets, so you don't have to worry about me leaking the secret."

O'Neill said.

"Oh, tell me your secret."

He Xinghui expressed his interest.

"I was so nervous the first time."

O'Neill told his most shameful secret just for He Xinghui's gossip.

Curious, no way.

"Hahaha"

He Xinghui almost twitched with a smile.

"Hey, don't worry about laughing, it's time for you to tell me what happened in the room."

O'Neill reminded.

"The fact is that there is nothing to say, I persuaded her a few words, she wanted to open, and then opened the door."

He Xinghui still kept his mouth shut.

"I am going to kill you."

O'Neill suddenly hugged He Xinghui to the floor, and pressed him tightly: "I told you my biggest secret, if you dare not tell me, I will crush you."

"Shet, I said I said, get your damn ass off, it's disgusting to me."

He Xinghui begged for mercy.

Subsequently, O'Neill let go of He Xinghui.

"Actually, it's nothing, but Vanessa was a little sad, and then cried in my arms for a while. Then..."

"Then what?"

"Then before she came out, she hugged me and kissed me for a while. However, isn't this normal in your country? When I watch a movie, the people in it also kiss at every turn, right?"

He Xinghui said.

"Hahaha"

O'Neill rolled on the ground and laughed, his laughter was quite abnormal.

"Ha ha ha yo"

O'Neal laughed so hard that he couldn't make a sound for a while, as if he had an emergency, which shocked He Xinghui.

If O'Neill died laughing at his own home, he would really be unable to wash himself off by jumping into the Mississippi River.

"calm down."

He Xinghui slapped O'Neill twice on the face, and pinched him again.

"Stop, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm just overexcited. I can't imagine, I can't imagine, that you would do such a thing in front of someone's husband. My great Shaker would call you the most kind man."

O'Neill laughed, this is really magical.

"Honestly, I'm innocent."

He Xinghui.

"Okay, tell Kobe about this, if you can convince Kobe, I will admit that you are innocent."

O'Neill.

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He Xinghui.

"Anyway, you have to rot this matter in your stomach, or I will tell the world about your first premature ejaculation."

He Xinghui said that now everyone has held each other's handles, handed in certificates to each other, and become real 'brothers'.

"It's a pity that this kind of secret is rotten in the stomach. If it is exposed, it will be a wonderful thing."

O'Neill regretted.

In this world, it is very painful to have gossip but not be able to find out, but what is even more painful is to know a shocking gossip but not be able to say it.

"Okay, I need to calm down. I'll drive you back first. Seeing you like this, I'm really worried that you'll faint from laughter while driving, and then have an accident."

He Xinghui said.

"You are right, there is indeed such a possibility."

O'Neill didn't refuse, and got up.

However, after getting up, O'Neal suddenly remembered that his girlfriend was at home.

He rolled his eyes and said quickly: "No, no, no need, I can drive by myself, absolutely no problem, I can hold back my laughter."

"Really, don't be brave."

He Xinghui didn't believe it. After all, some funny things can't be resisted, even after training.

"No, not at all. That's it, bye."

O'Neill said.

"Okay then, I'll see you again tomorrow."

He Xinghui said.

"No, I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you."

O'Neill was wary.

He Xinghui is too attractive to women, and he and his girlfriend are not particularly strong, so O'Neill has to guard against it.He didn't want Kobe to have the chance to laugh at himself one day.

"Ok."

He Xinghui didn't care.

O'Neill drove off, laughing all the way home.

Some things are really unbearable.

Fortunately, O'Neill was lucky, and there were no accidents.

(End of this chapter)