NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 275 will be arrogant to the end

Before the half-step NBA boss came, Amy from the TV station took the opportunity to interview He Xinghui.

Although, there is a high probability that this kind of news will not be on TV.

but.

As a new reporter, it was this kind of opportunity that I took over from the very beginning. It was purely for the TV station to let them practice and accumulate experience.

"You are at this age, but you still play so well, you must be a retired star."

Amy asked.

She estimated He Xinghui's age, he should be a player in the 60s.

At that time, the ABA had not yet merged into the NBA.Chamberlain, with 50.4 points and 25.7 rebounds in the season, runs a nightclub as his main business, and playing basketball is only a part-time job.

"No."

He Xinghui said.

"How come, you are so good, you should have played in a professional league."

Amy didn't believe it.

"It was because I was so good when I was young that I was lazy to play because I couldn't find an opponent. Now that I am older, my strength has declined a bit. I hope someone can beat me now. Otherwise, I will soon lose my love for basketball. interest."

He Xinghui started running the train with his mouth full.

"Shet."

Everyone swears.

No one knows whether God will see this forced pretense, but ordinary people like them must not be able to see it anymore.

Amy was also speechless.

She can be sure that He Xinghui must be a person of high status.

Because ordinary people are usually very excited, very serious, and very careful when facing interviews that can be broadcast on TV.

But He Xinghui was very calm in the face of this opportunity, and what he said was obviously nonsense.It can be seen from this that this is a character who does not take being on TV seriously.

Knowing that He Xinghui was talking nonsense, Amy chose to cooperate and intentionally create a topic.

She smiled and said, "Oh, which players do you think might beat you?"

There was booing at the scene, and they all took this pair of live treasures.He is really the one who dares to answer anything, the one who dares to ask anything, and doesn't care about the audience's feelings at all.

What do you mean by which ones can beat, shouldn't it be which ones can't beat them?

He Xinghui replied solemnly: "I think it is possible for my cousin. This little guy is not bad, he is also handsome, and he is also very funny. He is kind-hearted and enthusiastic. He is really a first-class friend. But he is too arrogant. In this way Okay? That’s not good. He’s still young, too arrogant and I’m afraid he won’t be able to grasp it. For this reason, I decided to join an NBA team this season and educate him on the court.”

"Hahaha"

Amy couldn't straighten up with laughter, she hasn't met such an interesting person for a long time.

She felt that the jokes in this news were very funny, and there might be a chance to put it on TV.

"Hoo Lishet."

As soon as He Xinghui said this, there was boos again from around.

They only know today what it means to be invincible if you are shameless.

"Educate cousin, you deserve it too?"

Some star fans even scolded directly, they really can't bear the sight of a crappy old man belittling their idol.

Amy ignored those voices and continued to ask: "Then which team do you want to join?"

"Which team is the worst in the NBA right now?"

He Xinghui asked.

"New York Knicks."

"New York Knicks."

"New York Knicks."

The people around answered the question for Amy.

"Then I want to join the New York Knicks. After all, only by leading a bad team to win the championship can I prove my strength."

He Xinghui raised his arm and showed off his biceps.

"Bo hole."

"Little talker."

"You're just a clown."

Others followed suit.

Street interviews are so casual, and people often make trouble for appearances, and Amy is used to it.

Unmoved, she continued to cooperate with He Xinghui's performance: "Do you think the Knicks will want you?"

"Isn't this nonsense? As long as I am willing to sign with them, Isaiah can wake up from his dreams. I solemnly declare that if you want to sign me, you must pay a maximum salary, and you must use a truck to pull the money to sign me. Moreover, the nightclubs in New York It has to be open to me for free."

He Xinghui said.

As soon as he finished speaking, there was another round of scolding and mocking.

It’s nothing more than using a truck to pull money, and the nightclub is free and open for several reasons.At your age, can you handle it?
No matter how you listen to this kind of words, it seems to be showing off shamelessness.

"Why, if you think I'm not good enough, then come and beat me on the court, fuckers. Didn't I give you a chance just now, you are useless."

He Xinghui fired the map cannon directly, mercilessly mocking those who made a fuss.

Those people wanted to cry immediately when they heard the words, because they couldn't beat them, it was really annoying.

Fortunately, the master they were looking forward to finally came, and three came as soon as they came.

"Westin, kill him."

Everyone directly cheered on the three of Westin, which made Westin look confused.

He pondered, he didn't seem to have any fans either.

Later, his cousin Stilwell told him about the interview just now.

Westin was speechless. It was the first time he had encountered such an outrageous thing in his age.

Is it okay for a 60-year-old man to join the NBA?
For a while, he couldn't remember whether the league had age restrictions.

"Are you that arrogant Uncle Drew?"

Westin came to He Xinghui and asked.

"Are you that inferior Westin?"

He Xinghui asked back.

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Westin's mind was not very flexible, and he didn't know how to fight back for a while.

So, he felt that he should use his strengths and avoid his weaknesses, so he decided to go to the court to see the outcome.

However, before going on the court, his teammate Slater suggested: "Uncle Drew, since you are so confident in yourself, why don't you give me some credit."

"Oh, the bet is too big, I don't want to play if it's too small."

He Xinghui laughed.

He was laughing, and Slater was laughing too, and this was a chance to make some money.

He didn't think about losing at all.

How is it possible to lose to a 60-year-old man?

"A thousand dollars."

Slater said this figure in a very proud tone. In his world, a thousand dollars is a lot of money.

Moreover, the number he broke out did get some surprised voices from the audience.

A thousand dollars may not be much to live on, but it is a lot to bet on.

Some people are already envious of Slater, envious of their chance to pick up money.

"OK, if we win you'll give us a thousand dollars. If you win, I'll give you ten thousand dollars."

He Xinghui said.

"Walter?"

Slater seriously suspected that he had heard wrong.

"you sure?"

Westin hurriedly confirmed, for fear that He Xinghui would go back on his word.

Mom, that's ten thousand dollars.

"Of course I'm sure, so many people are listening here, how can I play tricks?"

He Xinghui laughed.

"But why are you doing this?"

At this time, Westin really wanted to open He Xinghui's head, to see what kind of weird brain he was, to do such a behavior.

"Why? Because 100, [-], and [-] million don't make any difference to me, and you can't win anyway."

He Xinghui.

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Everyone.

In fact, He Xinghui was already very arrogant before.

However, everyone was still shocked by He Xinghui's arrogance at this time.

This is real money.

The arrogance of others may be feigned, but they are sure that the Uncle Drew in front of them is really arrogant.

"OK, let's start. I'm full of strength and can't wait to start."

Soletos in the trio said.

"Start, start quickly."

The audience also chanted.

Seeing He Xinghui pretending to be cowardly for so long, they were already upset.

At this time, Westin couldn't wait to teach them a lesson.

The game started with much anticipation. Westin made a free throw and He Xinghui also made a free throw.Then Slater was lucky and close.Curry made a solid free throw.

In the last place, the ball thrown by Soletos knocked a few times on the basket and fell out.

Maya made a shot and made a steady hit.

This.
The game hadn't started yet, and Westin had a strange feeling in his heart just after completing the fight for the initiative.

After all, it's not easy to see three free throws hit in a row on the field.

The combination of old and young women attacked first, and Curry dribbled the ball to break through, but was caught by Slater, unable to find a chance, and even dribbling was difficult.

The current Curry is still too young, lacking strength, lack of confrontation, and lack of experience.

The opponent is a professional player who has played for several years.

Although they are playing in the Development League, the level of the Development League is not particularly low.

Curry could only pass the ball back to He Xinghui, and He Xinghui immediately broke through Westin.

It was much easier for him to play against Westin. After two consecutive changes of direction, he got rid of the opponent, then went to the basket and made a layup.

1:0.

"What are you doing? Westin."

Slater asked angrily.

It's too bad to be passed by an old man.

"Be careful, this guy is not simple."

Westin said.

Slater looked at Westin like an idiot, because what Westin said was idiot.

As far as what He Xinghui said and did just now, how could it be so simple?

"Don't worry, hit hard."

Soletos reminded.

Off the court, the audience was dumbfounded again.

Co-authored, even professional players can't guard against it.

"Don't worry, my cousin is just being careless."

Stilwell said to himself, and he didn't know whether he was explaining to others, or explaining to himself to comfort himself.

The professional team attacked, and Soletos hit Maya with the ball.

This is a $[-] gamble, they don't care about face, they always pick the weakest to bully.

Soletos confidently singled Maya, but found that it was not easy.

Although the top moves, but there is really no good chance to make a move.

In the end, Suoretos barely got the chance to make a move, forced his move, and struck out angrily.

"Walter?"

Slater asked.

"Well, it's the first time I'm playing with a woman, I'm not used to it."

Soletos forced himself an excuse.

"Put those goddamn thoughts out of your way and win this $[-] and we'll be able to find a lot in clubs."

Slater reprimanded.

"I know."

Soletos said.

"I think you all need self-comfort in the next month, commonly known as ***."

He Xinghui mocked.

The old and young women combined to attack. They played a very simple air cut cooperation. He Xinghui attracted the opponent's defense. Curry slipped to the basket, Maya passed the ball to Curry, and Curry made a layup.

2:0.

"Oh"

The audience exclaimed, they may not know what this cooperation is called, but they feel that this cooperation is very beautiful.

Before, young and old women played singles and never used tactics.

"Unbelievable, is this guy really capable of playing in the NBA?"

Amy's eyes widened.

She originally thought that the story of this issue would end here, because she did not believe that the combination of He Xinghui could beat professional players.

Once He Xinghui's cowhide is blown, the story will no longer be attractive.

But now, Amy felt that she might have a big news.

On the field, the game continues.

The professional team's offense continued to be Soletos' singles against Maya.

His teammates didn't disbelieve him because of one ball.

It was a bit difficult for Maya to defend against Soletos, mainly due to lack of strength, and she couldn't use all her skills.

He Xinghui rushed over to help defend suddenly, Soletos felt extremely forced, and in a hurry, the ball in his crotch was also pulled out by Maya.

"mean."

Soletos cursed, as if he could clear himself of the guilt of his mistake just by putting a despicable hat on his opponent.

People are always reluctant to admit the fact that they are incompetent.

The old and young women combined to attack, He Xinghui helped Curry block someone, and then Curry made a three-pointer.

Westin and the others actually underestimated the enemy, and the defense was not strong enough.

How could they have imagined that Curry's three-pointer would be so accurate.

The goal was scored and it was 3-0. This is a very dangerous score.

"How come I am so familiar with this picture and plot?"

A viewer couldn't help but complain.

Milu, Stilwell and others just now seemed to lose in the same way.

"It's unscientific. Why can't professional players beat them?"

"I heard that people in the Development League also have great hopes of playing in the NBA, so those who can win the Development League, doesn't that mean"

The man didn't dare to continue speaking halfway through.

In short, he doesn't want to believe that a 60-year-old man can play in the NBA.

On the court, Westin was already in a state of anxiety. When defending, he even used a small trick to pinch He Xinghui's waist.

Anyway, there is no referee, which is convenient for him.

It's just that if this little trick wants to stump a league superstar, it's really overthinking.

He Xinghui took a step back and then made a three-pointer.

The ball goes in.

4:0.

"Young man, you were still a puddle of liquid when I played, playing tricks with me?"

He Xinghui mocked.

It's a pity that these words are a little difficult to understand. Westin didn't understand, and He Xinghui wasted his tongue.

However, at this time, He Xinghui didn't need to say any more trash talk, this score was enough to make the other party's mentality.

0 to 4, comeback is as difficult as climbing the sky.

Slater hit Curry in a single, and finally knocked Curry away with strength, rushed to the basket with a pace suspected of walking, and scored 1 point for a layup.

"Shet, why does this guy play like James?"

Curry complained.

There is no referee, it all depends on self-consciousness, their combination of old and young women is too disadvantaged.

"Hahaha"

He Xinghui couldn't hold back his laughter for a moment.

As happy as they are, the professional team is as miserable as they are.

They can no longer concede the ball, and conceding the ball is not only a ball, but also embarrassing and losing money.

Old and young women combined to attack.

He Xinghui holds the ball.

He didn't rush to attack, but while holding the ball, he pierced his heart: "Do you regret it, I will win the game soon?"

Westin is angry.

Afterwards, He Xinghui started it, but Westin's reaction was still a step slower and was passed.

He Xinghui rushed to the basket, Slater defended, He Xinghui changed direction again, and passed again.

Then he took off and came to a free dunk.

Although the ornamental quality is very general, who will use it?

An old man completed a dunk, no matter whether he dunked beautifully or not, his jaw dropped in shock.

"Oh my god, what did I see?"

"What the hell kind of body is this, you can dunk at such an age?"

"Watfak, can he really play in the NBA?"

Until now, no one doubted He Xinghui's age.

First, his makeup is really realistic.

Second, the audience did not think about it.

After all, a normal person who puts on makeup before playing basketball is not insane. A normal person can do such a thing.

5 to 1, the game is over.

The three members of the professional team stood on the field stupidly, still unable to believe this fact.

"Westin, if you have any cousins, you can call them. I don't choose my opponent."

He Xinghui laughed.

What he said completely regarded Westin as the kind of child who lost a fight and called his parents, which was extremely insulting.

"Again, but this time without gambling."

Westin was dissatisfied, but lacked self-confidence.

He wanted to fight again to save face, but he didn't dare to invest any more money in it.

"casual."

It doesn't matter to He Xinghui, anyway, he will stay here all morning, and he will fight with almost anyone.

The two teams played against each other again, and this time the professional team performed slightly better, scoring 2-5 and scoring twice as many goals.

"Oh my god, Uncle Drew is too strong."

A viewer chose to rebel, turning black into fans.

Winning once may be a coincidence, winning twice is really strength.

Some people who are not so stubborn don't mind admitting that they just misunderstood He Xinghui's arrogance, so they can calmly change their positions at this time.

Regardless of whether the audience is convinced, Westin is also convinced.

In the second fight, he felt the powerlessness more clearly.

That is, no matter how hard you try, if you are serious, you just can't beat it.

This feeling, he often encounters some development league stars, and some players who have been sent to the development league by the NBA.

"I don't have that much cash with me, you can leave me an address, and I'll send it to you tomorrow."

Westin said.

A thousand dollars was a lot less to him, but not much.

In front of so many people, it's not easy for him to renege on his debts.

"Forget it, I have more than a thousand dollars for a meal. Donate your thousand dollars to the needy children in poor neighborhoods on my behalf."

He Xinghui said.

He will not leave black spots on himself, so as not to be joked about makeup to cheat money in the future.

As soon as the words came out, the people around applauded.

It's too politically correct to subsidize needy children, and no one dares to say that this kind of behavior is bad.

Of course, some people noticed the first half of He Xinghui's sentence.

A meal costs more than a thousand dollars, how embarrassing it is, it is simply inhumane.

"Who else wants to come up to play? I will leave after playing ten more games."

He Xinghui said.

Everyone scrambled for it.

Although it definitely looks like being abused, being abused by a mysterious master is also a kind of honor, a kind of bragging capital.

In case Uncle Drew lives in the future, can't I brag to my friends that I have fought against Uncle Drew.

Ten games also ended quickly, all 5-0.

After the fight, these people were completely convinced.

"That's all for today. I will come over at this time tomorrow. If you have any good cousins, cousins, cousins, cousins, etc., you can call them. I need to beat more masters and let the NBA pay attention to me. Everyone Help me get into the NBA together."

Now that it was a nonsense from the beginning, He Xinghui decided to continue to rip it off, creating a topic about a 60-year-old man trying hard to enter the NBA for his dream.

This feeling of molesting all living beings is quite interesting.

"Cool, it turns out that Uncle Drew is serious."

"Hahaha, I am looking forward to a grandpa in the NBA."

"I know a few masters, I can ask them to come tomorrow."

From the disdain of the crowd at the beginning, it has now become a crowd.

There is no way, competition is like this, strength is everything.

When encountering dissatisfaction, use your strength to subdue the opponent and you're done.

Afterwards, He Xinghui and others left.

Looking at their leaving backs, Slater asked, "Are we really going to donate money to people in poor neighborhoods?"

He was still a little distressed and reluctant.

"of course."

Westin said: "I'm from a poor neighborhood, and my life is difficult, and so are you. So, I will donate that thousand dollars to you, and you will donate to Soletos, and Soletos will donate to I have fulfilled my promise."

"Wonderful."

Soletos gave a thumbs up. It is really amazing to be able to say such a thing of taking off his pants and farting so naturally.

Unfortunately, when they spoke, they were not too far away from other people.

After they finished speaking, they immediately received countless contemptuous looks.

"Just kidding, we are just joking, we are all professional players, how could we break our promises."

Westin quickly explained.

(End of this chapter)