NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 10 Restless
He Xinghui: Height 1.97 meters, wingspan 2.10 meters, weight 80 kg.

Talent: Strength D Speed ​​C Bounce C.

Shooting: three-pointer D mid-range shot D attack frame D.

Skills: ball control D pass D steal D.

Defense: single defense B co-defense D.

Remaining rage: 340 points.

Overall evaluation: Rotation in the NACC, super water cooler in the NBA, suitable for guarding the enemy's fringe scorer in garbage time.

Warm reminder, don't get lost because of the scores of the two games, so as not to make a joke.

Compared with the day before yesterday, the single defense has improved by two levels, but overall it is still a piece of rubbish.

He Xinghui is not in a hurry, anyway, a season is very long, with countless games.

As long as he can earn anger points in every game, sooner or later he can become an existence beyond Jordan.

After the game with the Heat, the Clippers had two days to rest, so they were not in a hurry to return to Los Angeles.

He Xinghui and Chris stayed in the room chatting about the game, and Cassel came to their room and asked Chris to go out and have fun.

"Cassel, what are you doing out so late?"

He Xinghui is innocent on the surface, but in fact he knows what to do.

Miami is a city suitable for enjoyment. There are beaches during the day and nightclubs at night. They are all good places to pick up girls. He Xinghui also wants to see them.

A 19-year-old male human, the genes in his body are constantly releasing the order to sow seeds.

Men at this stage spend two-thirds of their time thinking about women.

He is also included.

Although he was thinking about Scarlett and Taylor as the main course, he didn't mind having some side food to satisfy his hunger before that.

"Hey, do something grown-ups should do. As for you, there are cartoons on the TV in the hotel."

Cassel joked.

According to Florida law, those under the age of 22 are not allowed to enter nightclubs. He didn't want to bring He Xinghui the trouble.

He Xinghui, who was rejected, was very upset.

Then, he looked at Cassel with surprised eyes, then at Chris, pretended to be suddenly enlightened, and said with funny gestures: "I understand, I understand, go, don't bother .”

"Shet, it's not what you think, we're going to a nightclub, a strip club."

Chris quickly explained that being suspected of being gay is not a fun thing.

"Okay, okay, I understand, I will keep it secret, I have a very strict mouth."

A man who averages 20+ words of trash talk per game says he has a tight mouth, and Chris doesn't believe a word of it.

The more He Xinghui said this, the more excited Chris became, and he almost gave up on this operation, but was dragged away by Kassel in the end.

There was also Chris's wail of 'NO, NO, NO' from the corridor, leaving room for imagination for the tenants in other rooms.

He Xinghui stayed in the room alone, turned on the TV, and the cat and mouse was actually playing inside.

"Fuck the cartoon."

As an adult male, He Xinghui felt that he should say goodbye to cartoons.

He dressed neatly, tidied up his appearance, and chose to go out to try his luck, to see if he could have an affair or something.

As for the many unsafe shooting cases in Yingjiang Country, He Xinghui didn't take this to heart.

The probability of dying from a traffic accident in a car is far higher than the probability of being shot, but he has never considered not taking a car, whether it is in the previous life or in this life.

After leaving the door, He Xinghui went straight to the bar.

Theoretically speaking, at He Xinghui's age, he can't even enter the bar.

But unlike the membership system of nightclubs, there is no membership system for bars that are slightly lower. It is impossible for them to ask to check the age of every customer who comes to have fun.

At most, it is to prohibit some people who look obviously children from entering, and He Xinghui is 1.9 meters tall, so he is 19 years old?

The reason why I chose to come to the bar is mainly because the chances of success in picking up girls are higher here.

"Look, that kid from the Clippers."

When passing by the Blue Bridge Bar, the sharp-eyed Payton patted O'Neill, and pointed to a person who was talking to the security guard at the door of the bar.

O'Neill and Wade looked along, and then they looked at each other with smirks on their faces.

They understood each other instantly.

This is to take the opportunity to play tricks on He Xinghui to avenge the loss.

The few of them stopped the car immediately, walked towards He Xinghui with a smirk.

Don't come here.

He Xinghui shouted inwardly.

From the other party's obscene smile, he felt something was wrong.

what can we do about it?

If a Liverpool fan accidentally falls among the Manchester United fans, the best way to save themselves is to shout "Manchester United is the champion".

and so.

"Heat champion."

He Xinghui raised his hands and shouted.

"Hahaha"

Peyton laughed, this laugh was actually admiration for He Xinghui.

He Xinghui's unscrupulous slogan directly bankrupted the small plan of O'Neill and Wade.

As a player of the Heat, how dare he bully someone who shouted for the Heat's championship.

"He, are you surrendering?"

Wade was still not reconciled, and wanted to ridicule He Xinghui a few words.

"No, no, no, I'm just stating a fact. This year you have Payton in, Shaker is at the top, you're at the top again, and you two are playing pick-and-roll tactics."

Wade was just joking, but He Xinghui conducted a strength analysis and tactical analysis in a serious manner.

At first glance, it makes sense.

As the saying goes, you don't hit a smiling face. He Xinghui praised all three of them in one sentence, and they were really embarrassed to try to play tricks on others.

"What are you doing here alone?"

O'Neill asked.

"Well, I just want to find a place where there are girls, but unfortunately my teammates won't take me to nightclubs, and even the bars here won't let me in."

He Xinghui said helplessly.

Everyone laughed.

"Come to the party with us, there are more good girls there. Of course, girls are also more difficult to pick up, it depends on your ability."

O'Neill sent out an invitation, and he thought He Xinghui was a very interesting person.

Although Yao Ming is very strong, it is difficult for O'Neill and him to play together. At least Yao Ming will not go to nightclubs, and he will not bluntly say that he wants to pick up girls.

Relatively speaking, a person like He Xinghui who made no secret of his pervert nature was more to his liking and had more common topics.

Naturally, He Xinghui would not refuse, and got into the car decisively.

In the car, He Xinghui also discussed the skills of trash talking with Payton.

Payton appreciated He Xinghui's experience and said: "In the future, your big mouth will definitely be famous in the league, surpassing Barkley."

"No, no, my mouth can't be as big as his. Barkley's mouth can fit two golf balls."

He Xinghui said.

What the hell is this to describe?

Peyton was a little dazed, but he didn't care, thinking it was a cultural difference.

After chatting for ten minutes, they arrived at their destination.

Looking around, they are all beauties.

(End of this chapter)