This Northern Song Dynasty is a bit weird

Chapter 346 He Has No Interest in Infidelity
In the evening, Guan Guan and Fei Yi received a warm reception.

Sitting in the system home full of aura, drinking the delicious honey and eating the delicacies of the world, both of them were about to cry.

"That's life."

The aura is enough, and the desire for tongue and tongue can be satisfied, and after completing the daily "homework", you can go to the big city of the human race to play.

What a fairy day this is.

What can they do in Kunlun Mountains, besides sleeping and chatting, there is not much to eat, and it is still a distribution system.

"Sure enough, His Majesty didn't lie to us, he came out to live a happy life." The lively Guan Guan drank himself a glass of wine, blushing with joy: "And we also got supernatural powers, which are supernatural powers."

Fei Yi's appearance is much more elegant, she nodded slightly, and said: "It seems to be an innate supernatural power. I heard that before the Conferred God War, only the sages who interpreted and explained the two religions understood. Our master's background is not simple. .”

"Whether it's simple or not, don't think so much." Guan Guan patted Fei Yi's back: "I would rather live like this for dozens of years than sleep in Kunlun Mountains for a lifetime."

From the perspective of human beings, the word tens of years seems to be very long, and people will feel that it is not too painful to talk about it.

But she is a congenital spirit demon. Under normal circumstances, her lifespan is calculated by the unit of 'thousand years'.

A lifespan of dozens of years, from her point of view, is almost like a human being saying 'I don't have a few days to live'.

Others also welcomed the joining of the two demons, and took the initiative to get close to them.

Especially Yang Jinhua, in her opinion, the more her husband has disciples, the more prosperous the sect will be in the future.

Moreover, these two are still ancient spirit demons, and their starting point is much stronger than the twins and Shi Lei.

Whatever happens in the future, the two of them can also become the pillars of the sect, sheltering the Lu family from wind and rain.

The welcome banquet lasted until noon. After everyone had eaten and drunk, Fei Yi suddenly looked at Xianxian: "Sister, can I ask you a question?"

If you count by age, Feiyi is much 'bigger' than Xianxian, but here, you have to say first come, first served, even if Feiyi's age is unknown, you have to respect Yaoyao when you see her.

It is reasonable to see Xianxian calling her sister.

Xianxian smiled and said, "Sister, ask, we have everything to say here."

"I smell the smell of Master on you." Fei Yi blinked his eyes: "That is to say, we female apprentices are going to serve, right? When will we start?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked and speechless.

Fortunately, Yaoyao and Kunkun were still young, so they drank some honey wine and went to rest early, otherwise Lu Sen would be embarrassed.

Shi Lei had already dragged his wife out, pretending he didn't hear anything.

After being stunned for a while, the four foxes and the whale were staggering with laughter.

Lu Sen just coughed twice and said, "There is no such thing, Xianxian and I are not considered masters and apprentices, we just passed on her 'magic power'."

oh!Fei Yi's face suddenly realized, but she looked cunning, and she didn't know if she really understood.

Guan Guan, on the other hand, said heartlessly, "Don't you need it? That's a pity. I'm getting old, and I just want to give birth to a few little Guan Guan."

Everyone looked at her with different expressions, but Guan Guan was still eating and didn't care.

Lu Sen regretted it a little. It didn't seem like a good idea to lure the spirit demon into the mountain gate.

At this time, Xianxian suddenly smiled and said: "Jinhua, take the officials to rest, leave this place to me."

Yang Jinhua nodded, expressing her understanding.

Seeing that Xianxian took over the task of teaching the two new apprentices, Lu Sen was relieved, and then left with Yang Jinhua and others.

By the next day, Fei Yi and Guan Guan behaved a lot more normally, or at least in terms of conversation, they were no longer like last night, they would be more taboo about what to say.

Lu Sen asked Xianxian what method they used to get them used to life on the human side so quickly.

Xianxian just smiled, no problem.

Lu Sen is not a person who asks the truth, besides, he trusts Xianxian so much that he puts the matter behind him.

With two more apprentices, the work became easier.

Now Lu Sen has experienced the happiness of a 'capitalist'.

If there are dozens more apprentices, not to mention some people helping with the work, they can still form a strong fighting force, and they are afraid of someone playing tricks behind the scenes.

Unfortunately, the certification of the system is too strict.

Only the ancient spirit demon has a higher chance of passing the approval.

It is said that the Queen Mother of the West flew directly to Yaochi, she didn't 'knock' on the door at all, but used her spiritual power, spent a moment to pay the bill to forcibly activate the formation, and entered into Yaochi.

As soon as I entered, I saw a group of people surrounded in front of me, all of them looked nervous, as if they were about to make a move.

But after seeing her appearance clearly, at least half of them bent back.

Among them, Xiang Liu was even more surprised and asked: "The Queen Mother of the West...your lord, why are you here?"

"I want to see the Queen Mother, so why don't you introduce me?"

Xiang Liu's face showed embarrassment, he felt that Queen Mother Xi's visit was not kind, so he dared to agree.

On the other hand, Heng'e stood up, saluted and asked, "Excuse me, Your Majesty Queen Mother of the West, you want to meet my empress, what is the matter?"

"Of course there is something to do!" Queen Mother Xi didn't bother to talk to the other party: "Also, are you looking for death in front of me?"

The Queen Mother of the West looked at the other party with an unfriendly expression, her beautiful black pupils gradually turned into the vertical stripes of cats.

This is a sign that they are ready to hunt.

Heng'e lowered her head subconsciously, took two steps back and said, "Don't be annoyed, my lord, I'll go and inform your empress right now."

There was grievance in her voice, but she left obediently.

Queen Mother Xi snorted.

No wonder the Queen Mother of the West disliked Heng'e so much.

When Hou Yi shot the sun, the Queen Mother of the West thought it was a great achievement, so she gave Hou Yi the medicine of immortality as a reward.

At the same time, it is also intended to rub the luck of the human race.

As a result... Heng'e stole the elixir of immortality, and the Queen Mother of the West loved to sleep, so after giving the elixir, she went back to Kunlun Mountain to rest.

Luck didn't falter, and in the end, he sent out the elixir and gave it to the Heavenly Court...or Yaochi has cultivated a 'talent'.

The elixir of immortality is very hard to come by. It is not literally a medicine that makes people unable to die, but it refers to immortality, which can only be made from the flesh and blood of the Queen Mother of the West.

Do not send others easily.

The result is such a big loss.

The Queen Mother of the West waited in place, looked around, and found many acquaintances.

But these people all looked at her from afar, not daring to approach her.

During the Battle of Conferred Gods back then, many Wu tribes went to 'work' for the tribes, some joined in explaining education, and some joined in intercepting education.

In fact, before this, the Queen Mother of the West had warned them not to participate in the human race war, even if they stood on the side of the winner, the consequences would not be very good.

At that time, some people did not believe in evil and insisted on leaving Kunlun Mountain.

Then there was such an ending, her name was enrolled in the Fengshen School, and she was under the control of others for the rest of her life.

Queen Mother Xi stood for a while, feeling bored, she waved to Xiang Liu.

Although Xiang Liu has joined Yaochi, Queen Mother Xi still has her prestige, so he dare not disobey orders.

When Xiang Liu approached, the Queen Mother of the West asked casually, "How long will the flat peach trees in Yaochi mature?"

Xiang Liu Zhizhi didn't dare to say.

Queen Mother Xi snorted: "Don't worry, I didn't mean to snatch it, I just asked."

Only then did Xiang Liu heave a sigh of relief. Everyone in the Wu clan knew that Queen Mother Xi was as good as she said, and if she said she would not rob her, she would definitely not rob her.

"There are at least a hundred years left."

The Queen Mother of the West laughed aloud: "Sure enough, Yaochi is no longer good. I think a friend, the flat peach tree he planted bears fruit every year, and the taste is not bad."

Xiang Liu wanted to laugh and say 'impossible', but then he almost screamed.

The one in front of her was Queen Mother Xi, she had no habit of telling lies.

In this world, there really is a flat peach tree that bears fruit for a year, how is it possible!

"That friend of the Queen Mother of the West, where is it now?"

After the news came out, a woman in Xiayi slowly came from a distance, with a dignified and beautiful appearance, gentle and elegant, forming two extremes with the Queen Mother of the West who was full of wild charm.

"Why should I tell you?" Queen Mother Xi stared at the other party for a while, then nodded: "It looks like me."

The entire human race was actually created by the female snail after referring to the appearance of the Queen Mother of the West.

Before the Queen Mother of the West, there was no 'human being'.

If you have to say it, the Queen Mother of the West is the first "human" intelligent creature.

And the queen mother is actually an imitator.

She is the head of all the female immortals, and she wants to follow the example of the Queen Mother of the West and lead the world.

So he called himself Queen Mother, without the word "Xi", it seemed more grand.

Then Yao Chi... the name is also a copy of the name 'Yaoqiong'.

By the way, Yaoqiong is the real name of Queen Mother Xi.

The Queen Mother imitated the Queen Mother of the West in everything, and she meant to replace her.

In fact, she was halfway there.

Many people confuse the Queen Mother of the West and the Queen Mother as the same person.

"Then what is the purpose of the Queen Mother of Xi coming to Yaochi?" The Queen Mother specially emphasized the pronunciation of the word 'Xi'.

The Queen Mother of the West laughed and said, "I've come to ask you where the Heavenly Court is!"

The Queen Mother frowned: "What are you doing there?"

"You don't have to worry about that."

Queen Mother Xi's tone was flat, but no one thought it was unreasonable for her to speak like this.

Even the Queen Mother didn't find it strange.

All the immortals believed that the Queen Mother of the West should speak like this.

"Then why should I tell you?" The queen mother spoke very slowly, with a feeling of gentle spring breeze.

The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said, "Didn't you just want to know where the flat peaches that bear fruit in one year are? Let's exchange them, you should tell me first."

The Queen Mother's expression was a little troubled: "I dare you to throw this matter out before, but you are here waiting for me."

Queen Mother Xi raised her eyebrows quite simply, with a look like this on my face, how do you treat me?

The Queen Mother pondered for a while, and said: "If I said it, but you don't want to say it..."

"Hahahahaha." The Queen Mother of the West laughed loudly, her tone full of disdain: "Everyone in this world knows that I keep my word, but you, Queen Mother, don't have such a reputation."

The queen mother frowned, and her anger flashed past.

But she also had to admit that what the other party said was true.

"Then I'll say it first, the Heavenly Court is gone, and even I can't find them." The Queen Mother sighed slightly: "Before the aura of heaven and earth was exhausted to such an extent, I went to Zhang Bairen and wanted to combine Yaochi with The heavens are integrated into one, and the two manage them together. After all, the bigger the cave, the more aura that can be generated at the same time, and the more stable it is. But after I went there, I found that the heavens were gone, and I couldn’t find the entrance.”

"It's gone?" The Queen Mother of the West thought about the person she met in the Far West, and she felt that something was wrong, so she said, "Then you also tell me the place where the Heavenly Court was before it disappeared."

"Chaoge."

"Chaoge?" Queen Mother Xi was surprised: "Zhang Bairen is so bold?"

"He's not bold enough to set up the list of gods?" The Queen Mother snorted.

The Queen Mother of the West nodded: "It is true. The flat peach tree that bears fruit a year is in Hangzhou, and it is controlled by a human named Lu Sen. By the way, if any of you dare to touch him, he will be against me. "

Hahahahaha!
Queen Mother Xi laughed arrogantly, turned around and left.

Just when the Queen Mother of the West launched the formation and was about to leave, the Queen Mother flew over and stopped her.

"Please wait a moment." The Queen Mother hurriedly shouted, "Let's make a deal!"

Queen Mother Xi stopped and asked, "What deal?"

The Queen Mother waved her hand: "Heng'e, come here."

Heng'e's complexion changed drastically, and she was stunned for a few moments, but in the end she stepped forward with a look of despair.

"This woman stole your elixir back then, and now I will return her to you." The Queen Mother said flatly, "You can do whatever you want to her, and I won't ask."

Queen Mother Xi swept Heng'e's eyes and asked, "Then what do you want?"

"Since the human race surnamed Lu is your subordinate, I would like to ask you for a flat peach seed, how about it?"

The Queen Mother of the West rolled her eyes: "Do you want to replant it yourself? Have the flat peach trees in Yaochi degenerated, or have they lost their spirituality?"

The queen mother did not speak.

But anyone with a little intelligence would know that she admitted it in disguise.

"impossible."

"Why?" The queen mother said pointedly: "Could it be that you can't command this human subordinate?"

"You can say that if you want to." The Queen Mother of the West looked at Heng'e with a sneer on her face: "Although Boy Lu is quite lecherous, he does things with a sense of humor. He seems to call this kind of... broken shoes by the human race. Yeah. He's not interested in infidelity's broken shoes, do you understand?"

Heng'e's face was livid, she bit her lower lip with her white teeth, blood was flowing but she didn't dare to say a word.

The Queen Mother's expression was also very ugly. The Queen Mother Xi was obviously scolding Heng'e, but she was actually hitting her in the face in public.

Then she looked at Queen Mother Xi with an angry face and went out laughing.

He didn't dare to leave the opponent behind.

After the Queen Mother of the West disappeared, the Queen Mother turned around and flicked her cloud sleeves, knocking Heng'e into the air and falling to the ground, looking very miserable.

Xiang Liu watched from the side, feeling extremely distressed, but he didn't dare to step forward to help.

After the Queen Mother of the West left Yaochi, she went to Chaoge again, and found that there was indeed no entrance to the formation at the remains of the Shang Palace, so she had to return to Hangzhou.

Then I saw Feiyi and Guanguan who were shopping.

"You two seem to be very happy?" Queen Mother Xi met them on the street, she ate roast chicken and smiled, "Have you warmed that boy Lu Sen's bed?"

(End of this chapter)