Conquest knights from Hogwarts

Chapter 38 A Thousand Weird Ways to Eat: A Guide to Eating Vampires (5K [-] in [-])

Compared with the Transfiguration class in the morning, the history of magic in the afternoon is quite interesting.

This class is a big class that Gryffindor and Ravenclaw have together. It starts at two o'clock in the afternoon and lasts until 05:30 in the afternoon. There is no urine point in the three and a half hours of the class.

The atmosphere in the surprisingly quiet classroom is exceptionally good.

Whether it is the brave and reckless Gryffindor, or the smart and knowledge-loving Ravenclaw, the students of the two colleges are surprisingly consistent. They stared at the books, stroked the quills from time to time, and wrote something on the parchment. Word.

The only regret is that their blurred eyes and bit by bit heads make it possible for them to write something on the parchment that they may not even know what it is.

Without the slightest ups and downs in tone, without any turbulent tone, the only ghost lecturer at Hogwarts, Professor Binns, instantly captivated all the students with his unique voice.

This effect is even better than Professor McGonagall's dismissal. In the classroom of Professor McGonagall, or other professors, students need to work hard not to be distracted, to firmly remember every knowledge point, and In the history of magic, students try their best not to fall asleep, so as not to embarrass themselves in front of everyone because of snoring.

History is a boring and difficult subject. These things are things that have already happened and the dust has settled. You don’t need to diverge your thinking and have fantastic ideas. You just need to remember every word and keep the stories of the past in your heart. .

"How could they do that."

Hermione muttered in a very low voice. The girl sitting next to her fell asleep and drooled all over the table. Hermione was one of the few students present who remained awake, but she was different from the others The only point is that it is extremely rare for Hermione not to take a single word note in this class.

The first class taught by Professor Binns was about the story of Morik the villain and Ulrich the weirdo. This anecdote that happened more than a thousand years ago should have been a ups and downs for two people, but this dry voice put all the fun into it. It's all wiped away, leaving only a headache and dry narrative.

Hermione didn't take notes just because Professor Binns didn't change any word in the history of magic textbook according to the script. Although he didn't read the textbook, it was like eating the book. There wasn't a single word missing, did he? Without feelings, he is just a ruthless repeater.

"You can't expect everyone to be Hermione like you." Ron looked at the book with relish, and he whispered back to Hermione.

"Also, why don't you use this free time to do something more interesting? For example, read extracurricular books?"

"It's class now!" Hermione replied seriously, but her behavior also revealed that she was not listening to the professor's class wholeheartedly.

"Didn't you memorize the entire History of Magic? Did Professor Binns tell any story that wasn't recorded in the textbook?"

"No. Not a single word." Hermione pursed her lips, reluctantly admitting the fact.

"Then that's it." Ron said happily, "Since sleeping should not be done, let's just read a book."

Right when Professor Binns was rapping a lullaby with a slow rhythm, Ron continued to lower his head and flipped the pages of the book, but after a while, he found that Hermione moved closer to his position and turned his head slightly.

""Phoenix and Fire", I found it in a second-hand bookstore. It is a very interesting book. Fred and the others are definitely novels, but I think the story in it is very interesting, maybe it is true. .”

Ron pushed the book in the direction of Hermione. Typhon de Leon's legendary adventure has reached the Balkan Peninsula between the Adriatic Sea and the Black Sea. This is the birthplace of vampires, and this legendary The adventurer (self-proclaimed) is recounting how he held a vampire duchess and, after stripping her naked, did strange, indescribable things to her.

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As we all know, vampires are not afraid of Muggle crosses, and 90.00% of the strange and strange measures against vampires circulating in the Muggle world are wrong, and more of them come from the misleading of wizards to Muggles. But there was no shortage of Muggle imaginations either.

First of all, vampires are not transformed from bats, and they cannot become bats. Secondly, I don’t think they are wizards, or human beings. Although their appearance is similar to human beings, they have a completely different physiological structure from human beings. Like to believe, they are a special kind of magical creature, similar to the centaur, but very different from the unpleasant stuff of the werewolf.

This is a very magical magical creature. They have the same instinctive ability to cast spells as goblins, but they are different from the magic power used by goblins and wizards. I will tentatively name the ability they use as blood energy. After all, the bright red The luster is like blood.

They suck the blood of other magical creatures (including wizards) to obtain the magic power stored in the blood, and then transform it into their unique blood energy. Being sucked by a vampire does not make you assimilate with them. Vampires rely on a special kind of reproduction ways to expand their own group.

On the day when the moon is the fullest every year, they will share their blood with other vampires, and turn the mixed blood of two or more vampires into blood cocoons, and use this indescribable way to conceive the next generation. This is I take them as evidence that they are magical beings rather than wizards.

Those newborn vampires have bat-like fleshy wings, but they have been severely degraded and will gradually disappear after adulthood, but there are also some special vampires that will grow these fleshy wings again. This is the origin of the bat. For example, the one I'm holding in my hand now, her fleshy wings haven't degenerated, but they haven't grown too big either, they can converge on the back and stick tightly to the skin.

I have to mention that the female vampire's figure is really good, no wonder the owner of this castle is so obsessed with her, what a poor Muggle duke, this vampire is only committed to him because this guy can provide Lots of fresh ingredients, and those Muggle-born, magical children are the easiest food for vampires.

Compared with other magical creatures, these children are the best source of magic power, they are within reach, there is not much danger, and no parents will come to kill his family, and the cubs of pure-blood wizards rarely appear in the In Muggle society.

But this is not right, especially this kind of blatant behavior. Although the wizarding world still has a lot of rejection of Muggle-born wizards, it is not right. I know many Muggle-born genius wizards. At the end of the era, their glory bloomed, although few people paid attention to it.

Alright, let’s get back to the topic, the duke who was tied up by me is now staring at me with cannibalistic eyes, if I hadn’t blocked his mouth, this guy would have scolded my ancestral grave to smoke .

What an idiot, I have to let him understand that vampires and humans can't XXOO. Although they look like human beings, they are fundamentally different, and they won't get any enjoyment.

Oh, by the way, the fangs in the vampire's mouth are very sharp, and if it causes heavy bleeding when sucking blood, it will definitely kill you. The blood toxin of the vampire can bring a strange pleasure to people, paralyze the wound, and make you feel calm when you are sucked blood. big revolt.

But they can only bleed but not stop the bleeding. This greedy creature will squeeze out all the blood from the prey as much as possible, and has no idea what renewable resources are. This is also the key to their hostility by other magical creatures and wizards.

To be honest, it's really cool to be sucked by them, but you need to bring a bottle of potion to stop the bleeding, and it's better to have a trustworthy friend to help you take care of it.

Damn, why did I go off topic again, okay, now we start to cook her officially.

This spell is very useful for vampires: *&...￥#@*...%* (unreadable text), similarly, this spell is also suitable for any non-intelligent magic creature, it can effectively interfere with the flow of magic power in the body Orientation, let the magic power overflow from the body like a leak.

It's not that vampires have no brains, on the contrary, they are very smart, but blood energy is more unstable than magic power, and vampires have zero resistance to this spell.

First of all, we have to take out a lethal amount of garlic. Vampires have very good noses. I don't think they like this smell. Although this thing does no harm to them, it has a wonderful effect.

Garlic can remove the smell of blood in their flesh, and the blood circulation in their body is very fast, just need to keep feeding them, about 5 minutes, the vampire will be completely marinated, I recommend it Feed them a little spice of your choice in addition to the garlic, but I prefer plain.

I cut open this guy's chest with a silver knife. I have to say a digression. The anthropomorphism of the vampire is quite good. I was a little dizzy from the shaking. live.

But when you open their chests, you will know the fundamental difference between them and humans.

They have three hearts, the two on the left and right are used to transport blood, the one in the middle is used to transform magic power and supply blood energy, I drained the blood energy of this guy, so the one in the center is now crystal clear, like a gem Same, my saliva is about to flow down.

Vampires can be eaten, but most wizards who hunted and killed vampires gave up eating them because of their appearance. It has to be said that this is one of the benefits of being highly anthropomorphic.

But I swear, if those people let go of their prejudices, after tasting it once, they will absolutely love this taste.

Cutting open the chest is not a big injury for vampires. These guys can live very well. I once met an old guy who lived for more than 700 years, but I was still young at that time. When I was four years old, I used Father's wand cut off one of his wings.

Then I took it to the barbecue. After all, I was born as a poor child. When I was young, my family seldom had meat. My family produced and sold dragon manure and other fertilizers for generations. Life was very tight. There are seventeen brothers in my family. It was my first taste of a vampire, and it was really NICE.

I have seen that the wound is slowly closing, and the regeneration and healing ability of the vampire is quite good. I think if this is used to make a healing potion, it may have a surprising performance.

But now, that's not my purpose.

Magic power is a kind of magical energy. It affects every existence that can grasp it and touch it. As we all know, compared with creatures without magic power, even if they are of the same species, the relationship between creatures with magic power is the same. The difference is also huge.

The most intuitive manifestation of this difference is in taste.

Magic will affect the taste of ingredients, and each magical creature has its own unique taste.

Vampires are no exception.

A mature vampire has sucked the blood of many kinds of magical creatures, and the blood of each magical creature will have some external influence on him. After all, the vampire has digested these magical powers, turned them into his own blood energy, and integrated them into the blood. to every corner of the body.

For example, this one, the crystal central heart is actually not colorless, there are about sixteen different shades of luster smudged this heart, the one I caught is not very old, there should be less than two A hundred years old, the older the vampire is, the better it tastes, and this guy is a little tender, but we are not picky eaters, these cunning magical creatures are very good at hiding themselves.

Although the open chest wound is not a serious injury to her, even if you take off her left and right hearts, it will not hurt too much, as long as you give them enough magical blood, their powerful regenerative ability can even take the heart Refinish, but it's not worth the cost, you pay more than you get, they are not a qualified renewable resource, I love Phoenix.

Except for the one in the center, which is their source of strength, the heart of energy.

The energy heart infested with all kinds of magic power is the most delicious part of a vampire. The magic power of every creature he has ever sucked has given this energy heart a unique and delicious taste.

People can only obtain these delicacies individually, but vampires can fuse these delicacies together to brew a unique taste that belongs to them alone.

I lowered the blade, and the angry Muggle duke stopped cursing and protesting as I slashed open the female vampire's belly.

Although this guy knows that vampires are not human beings, what he's attracted to is this attractive body, but when some facts are presented before his eyes, this LSP finally has an epiphany,

The vampire's abdominal cavity does not have the organ structure that humans should have. Several fist-sized crystals are wrapped in blood-red silk threads. Although they look similar to humans, they are not humans after all, and their reproduction methods are completely different from humans. Different creatures were not enough to satisfy this Muggle duke.

Fortunately, what he met was not a male vampire. Fortunately, he was not a nobleman of the British Kingdom. Those guys without penises were easier to pass through than females.

I saw the duke staring at the vampire in disappointment. The duke, who suddenly became dull, seemed to have lost something he loved. What if he can use it?
I loosened the rope that trapped him, and after dismantling the ingredients, I enthusiastically invited him to taste them together. Unfortunately, his courage seems to be incomparable to ordinary people except for his great achievements in sexual matters. two.

I can understand, after all, adventurers like me who love food are rare, and it takes a lot of courage to enjoy these exotic ingredients.

But my good friend Jinx is very happy, I just ate it a few days ago, now Jinx is still a young bird, he is clamoring for me to feed it every day, the phoenix can only eat once a year, which makes me It's a pity, I hope this vampire feast can make him grow up faster, I miss Jinx's grilled wings so much, the taste is so delicious~
The clear energy heart does not require much processing. The vampires I fed several catties of garlic are now marinated, without the stench. Their meat is a very good raw material for barbecue.

The heart of energy, which has a fusion of many wonderful flavors, can even be used as a thorn for raw food after being sliced. Put a little coarse-grained sea salt on the mouth, and after the slight salty taste dissipates, the wonderful aroma compounded by various magical creatures will fill the air. Your entire mouth. ([-] words below)

In the end, I took out the crystals from his belly. This is a very high-quality magic material. Although few people study it, I can be sure that the fertilizer fermented from this thing can promote the growth of those carnivorous magic plants. After all, this is what my family does, and I have never left behind the inheritance of the dragon dung family.

At this moment, Professor Binns' lullaby temporarily stopped, accompanied by Professor Binns' words that made people feel relieved: get out of class.

The little wizards who had been dazed and struggling between sleeping and not sleeping suddenly trembled.

The classroom that suddenly became noisy made Ron and Hermione draw their attention from the extra-curricular reading.

"It turns out that this guy started the rumor that vampires are afraid of garlic?"

"I seem to have seen the words used in that spell somewhere!"

Ron and Hermione spoke at the same time, but what they said, or rather focused on, was completely different.

"Why do you think of garlic first?" Hermione looked at Ron strangely. "Isn't the spell more worthy of attention? Maybe the spell is real!"

Hermione's eyes lit up, obviously, if the spell was real, what's the difference between the spells used by ancient wizards and the spells used today?
"Well, it's probably because I'm hungry."

"Vampires are garlic."

Ron rubbed his chin and swallowed, "I really want to try it, it should be delicious."

"I've convinced you."

Hermione gave Ron a blank look, then took out the quill, and copied the string of unfamiliar characters. She was going to the library to study it carefully.

"What happen to you guys?"

Harry called to them both from the door, "get out of class is over."

"Immediately, here we come."

(End of this chapter)