Conquest knights from Hogwarts

Chapter 28 Dandruff 1000 years ago

Walked out of the warm room, walked through the corridor to the place where the freshmen were before, but it was empty, and there was no one among them.

Professor McGonagall had already left with the little wizards, but the sound of the crowd came from the open door. Following the guidance of the sound, Ron walked through the luxurious double doors, and a magnificent scene was reflected. into the eye.

The senior students of the academy were already sitting around the two sides of the four long tables, above which were placed shining golden plates and goblets,
There is a long horizontal table at the top of the restaurant, which is the seat of the professors.

The faces of the little wizards who were stared at by hundreds of pairs of eyes were a little pale. They lined up in a long single row, as if they were waiting to be executed in the execution ground. Each of them was tense and did not dare to make the slightest movement.

"I'm back~"

Ron walked forward quietly, and spoke softly behind the three little ones. Hermione, Harry, and Neville, whose attention was completely attracted, suddenly trembled and wobbled so that they didn't fall down.

"Hurron, you're here." Although Harry was taken aback, Harry's voice was relieved. It's great that Ron is fine, and it's great that the eldest brother can stand by his side and take courage .

Neville, who was silent, cast a grateful look at Ron, and the two of them squeezed together to make room for Ron.

"never mind?"

After Ron entered the line, Hermione asked in a low voice.

"Of course, that's great, I just yelled at Snape, I'm so fucked."

Hermione, who didn't know how to speak, was silent for a while, but she was finally relieved and turned her eyes to the ceiling. There were hundreds of candles floating on the enchanted ceiling, and as the background board, was That starry night sky.

"I saw it in "Hogwarts, a School History", it is enchanted and looks the same as the sky outside."

There was longing in her voice. As a child who grew up in a Muggle family, this magical world brought her too many wonderful dreams, which made her extremely fascinated.

"It's about to start."

Professor McGonagall's actions made Hermione look away. After seeing Ron in line, the professor waved his wand lightly, and a four-legged low stool landed lightly on the front left of the teacher's bench, at the forefront of the freshman team. Immediately afterwards, a tattered pointed wizard hat was placed on the stool. The hat was worn out and had several patches on it, making it look extremely dirty.

Everyone's eyes were focused on this unattractive, tattered hat. The noisy restaurant was silent at this moment, and they waited.

Then, the hat twisted under thousands of eyes, and then opened a wide slit, like a mouth, and the Sorting Hat opened its mouth and sang:
You may think I'm not pretty,
But don't judge a book by its cover,
If you can find a more beautiful hat than mine,
I can eat myself.

You can make your bowler hats black and shiny,

Make your top hats smooth and crisp,

I'm the magic hat for the Hogwarts test,
Naturally, it is much taller than your hats.

any thought hidden in your mind,

Can't hide from the golden eyes of the devil's hat,
Try it on, and I'll tell you,
Which college should you go to.

You may belong to Gryffindor,
There is courage buried in the bottom of my heart,
Their courage, boldness and boldness,

Make Gryffindor stand out;
You may belong to Hufflepuff,
The people there are upright and faithful,

Hufflepuffs are stoic and honest,

Not afraid of hard work;

If you're smart,
Into wise old Ravenclaw, perhaps,
Those who are wise and learned,

Will always meet their fellows there;

Maybe you'll be in Slytherin,
Maybe you make a true friend here,
But those cunning and insidious people will do everything possible to
to achieve their goals.

Come put on me!Don't be afraid!
Never panic!

In my hand (although I don't even have a hand)
you are absolutely safe

Because I am a thinking magic hat!
The not-so-beautiful singing echoed in the luxurious restaurant lobby, and the first-year little wizards were confused, but the previous tension was also swept away by this funny singing.

The applause of the audience was thunderous, and after reaping the once-a-year cheers, the Sorting Hat bowed to the four dining tables one by one, and then remained motionless.

"It seems that we don't need to take the exam?" Harry pressed Neville's shoulder with a sigh of relief, "It seems that we only need to wear this hat?"

"Yeah." Neville, who was also relaxed, let out a long breath, his forehead was covered with sweat, and his dyed hair was damp.

"Isn't it an exam?" Compared to the two troubled brothers, Hermione was a little disappointed, and she was quite looking forward to the exam.

"Next, whoever's name I call now will go forward and put on this hat, sit on the stool, and wait for the sorting."

Professor McGonagall shook the parchment in his hand.

"Hannah Abbott!"

"Wow, Iron Hannah, dirty." Ron muttered in his heart, and then he saw a ruddy girl with two handlebars. Bah, a blonde girl with twin ponytails stumbled out of the queue. Put on that hat.

The Sorting Hat covered her eyes, and after a moment's pause—

"Hufflepuff," the Hat yelled.

A group of people sitting at the table on the right applauded and cheered Hannah, welcoming her to sit at this table, and Hufflepuff's ghost waved happily.

The sorting is going on in an orderly manner. As long as you put on this hat, it takes at least three or four seconds, and at most one minute. The little wizards are quickly assigned to their respective colleges by the hat. The number of new students this year is not much different from previous years. , The team shortened rapidly.

"Hermione Granger!"

Professor McGonagall called Hermione's name, and the originally calm little girl hurried forward, ignoring the dirty sorting hat, she sat on the chair, and then put the hat on.

"Gryffindor!"

Unsurprisingly, Hermione was still assigned to the Lion House. Although Ron thought that Ravenclaw might make Hermione more comfortable staying there, after all, Ravenclaw, who pays attention to knowledge and wisdom, is the best way for the god of learning to make full use of his strengths. good stage.

Immediately after, Neville stepped forward. After hearing his name, the timid Neville shook his flesh.

"Go at ease, don't be afraid." Neville, who was slapped on the back with an encouraging slap by Ron, suddenly became more courageous, and hurried forward. He put on his hat, and then Everyone ushered in the longest wait today.

The Sorting Hat seemed to be constipated. He hesitated for a long time, hesitated again and again, and finally gritted his teeth (although he didn't) and stomped his feet (although he didn't), he shouted those four words loudly:
"Gryffindor!"

"Thank goodness!"

Neville, who was about to cry, loosened his body and almost fell off the chair. He waved his hat vigorously at Ron. Putting the hat back, he rushed to the Gryffindor table with a swipe, and everyone was stunned.

This little fat guy runs really fast~
When Malfoy's name was called, the unlucky boy who had been beaten by Ron and smashed against the steel plate by Pansy was about to step forward, but a pair of malicious eyes were looking at him.

"Do you still want to be beaten?"

Ron opened his mouth silently, with a kind smile on his face.

"Mom!"

Malfoy, who ran away like a jerk, rushed forward quickly, all the etiquette and posture of the nobles were thrown behind his ass.

Hearing a "plop", Malfoy, who stumbled on his left foot and his right foot, fell out of a standard prostate brake flat sand falling goose style, and his head directly hit the four-legged stool, and the Sorting Hat that flew into the air slammed into Malfoy On Fu's golden retriever, he muttered: The quality of this year's freshmen is really bad!
"Slytherin!" It didn't even take a second, the Sorting Hat yelled after touching Malfoy's head, and Malfoy, who was sent away with laughter, rushed to Slytherin's table in desperation.

There were not many people left, and Harry, who was sweating in his palms, wanted to turn around and talk to Ron to distract his attention several times, but he hesitated again and again, and he still couldn't make up his mind.

Morn—Knott—Parkinson—and then a pair of twin sisters named Patil. When the name Harry Potter finally appeared from Professor McGonagall, Harry finally didn't need to continue to struggle , Ron breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, a boy is standing in front of you, turning his buttocks left and right for a while, as if he wants to tease you, but he also wants you to tease him.
Who can bear this!

As a straight-blooded and serious boy, Ron called out shit on Harry's behavior, it's too gay, I can't stand it, there is something wrong with the atmosphere of the corrupt country, I treat you like a little brother, you actually want to fuck brother?
The big scene when Harry appeared on the stage really surprised Ron. As he inherited the memory of Ron, a native resident, but he did not inherit Ron's awe of the world at all, he couldn't give birth to the savior Harry Potter at all. extra feeling.

After all, he has received nine years of compulsory education and completed high school. He is a decent Chinese person. The tragic battles he read in history textbooks will make his blood surge, but Voldemort, a village-level cult leader who doesn't understand politics, maybe he is indeed very He can fight, but the talk is like a tiger, and the color changes when he hears it, there is nothing at all.

Even Harry who killed Voldemort, he just regarded him as an ordinary boy. After all, he had read the original book and watched all the events from the perspective of God, and his sense of mystery had been cut away.

However, this did not affect the enthusiasm of others for Harry when he appeared on the stage.

Whether they were students or professors, their eyes followed Harry, watching him put on his hat, and waiting for the Sorting Hat to announce Harry's future whereabouts.

The hat seemed a bit difficult to choose, just like he didn't know which college he should assign Neville to, the hat pouted and fell into a tangle.

"Gryffindor!"

When the hat yelled these four words, there was a loud noise, and Ron saw his two useless old brothers shouting with orgasm: "We have Potter! We have Potter!"

It was as if the blind date was successful, and Ron, their younger brother, was a little shy, for no reason, it felt weird anyway.

Standing beside Ron, there were only two little wizards that he didn't know. When the girl named Lisa Dupin was assigned to Ravenclaw, it was finally Ron's turn to play.

"Ron Weasley."

Professor McGonagall's voice didn't change, but when the name appeared, the bustling restaurant ushered in a second weird change.

The first time it was Harry, the audience cheered with his footsteps, this time it was Ron, the silence and solemn gaze of the audience fell on him.

Except for Fred, George, and Percy who are older brothers, the others held their breath inexplicably and stared at him with complicated and incomprehensible eyes.

"Hehe." Ron chuckled. He met the person who came from the professor's chair, looked at it with malicious eyes, and then calmly walked to the four-legged stool.

"You really haven't bathed in more than 1000 years?" Ron stared at the sorting hat and asked, "Don't tell me that there are dandruff from 1000 years ago in the hat, that's disgusting."

The Sorting Hat: "I@#%...&*(&#￥%...&)"

(End of this chapter)