Paper fruit among pirates

Chapter 14 Funny Battle Beating Fly Bucky
ah this...
Taking time to glance at the battle situation on the other side, Roman's thousands of words were turned into two words.

What the hell!

Just now, they had a good fight. Seeing Luffy and Bucky, who are playing tricks, the current battle mode is:
"How dare you spoil my straw hat and spit—"

"Ahhh, don't rub it on me~~"

"Long-winded, this is your own spit!"

Bucky, who fell to the ground, was riding under Luffy and wiped him with his beloved straw hat!The two instantly changed from a master duel to a gangster fight...Let Roman's brows jump.

Please, do you two captains dare to be serious?It's a life-and-death fight, you can't beat people like this, you have to fight in the dance studio!

Tear face, stare, spit...
The two people who were low on the floor in an instant B were wrestling with each other and fired their mouths.

"You're not allowed to say it's Shanks' brother!"

"I don't care what your relationship with Shanks is, what I like to say is my freedom!"

"Don't say—"

"I don't..."

"Rubber - Nose Picking!"

"Torn apart - tickle!"

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Two sticks!

When Roman stopped in his footsteps, he almost couldn't help turning his head and punching these two guys first!With their existence, it simply lowered the lower limit of pirates' IQ.However, his performance like this fell in the eyes of the panting Mochi and Kabbage, that is:

"Hold on, he's dead!"

Ah,
Roman sneered, since he knew that he had traveled to the world of One Piece, he had never slacked off one day!When others drink and revel, he exercises; when others sleep, he exercises; when others play leisurely, he exercises...

In addition, the physical quality of this body is very good, as if there is no 'bottleneck'.So even without the guidance of a famous teacher, Roman's strength should not be underestimated!This kind of intense battle, it doesn't matter if he fights all day and night.

but:

Roman still maintained an unhurried attack frequency and a bright 'paddling', and was not in a hurry to decide the winner.Anyway, he never wanted to intervene in the battle between those two idiots, lest he would also become foolish due to the 'aura of wisdom reduction'.

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Ah, I was fascinated by accident!
On the other hand, Nami, who was hiding behind the building, was also awakened by the scoundrel battle between the two captains, and only then did she realize what she should do.

Although the house was burnt down, the treasure of the Bucky Pirates will definitely be rescued first.So·····

"Hu, hu, hu,"

Bucky, who finally got rid of Luffy's entanglement, got up from the ground and looked at the straw hat on Luffy's head opposite.

"I tell you, what I hate the most is that guy Shanks!"

"Because he destroyed my dream!"

Ok?
As soon as the word "dream" came out, Luffy on the opposite side also stopped his attacking action and listened carefully to Bucky's 'old past'.

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"At that time, Shanks and I were still apprentice sailors..."

"But I'm different from Shanks and the rest of the boat!"

"They don't care about treasure at all, they only have illusory 'dreams'..."

Well, a real pirate mixed in with a group of dreamers feels as abrupt as a psychopath mixed in with ordinary people.

"The purpose of sailing is treasures, and capturing treasures is the greatest joy of pirates. This is the true meaning of pirates. Shanks doesn't understand pirates at all!"

(Shanks far away in the new world: yes yes yes, I am a pirate who knows the fart.)
"So after I got a treasure map on the bottom of the sea, I was going to go out and do it myself..."

"But at that time I didn't have my own boat, no sailors... So: when our boat grabbed a devil fruit, but no one wanted to eat it, I stood up-"

"You ate that devil fruit?"

Facing Luffy's question, Captain Clown Bucky smiled proudly.

"How is that possible! I just performed an 'acrobatic trick' in front of everyone, hid the real fruit, ate a fake one, and said it was just an ordinary fruit..."

"I have everything planned. When I sell the devil fruit, I will have the money to build my own ship! Then recruit sailors to find that big treasure at the bottom of the sea! But:"

"God damn Shanks! I suddenly startled from behind, so I accidentally swallowed the Devil Fruit and fell into the sea—"

"Although that guy fished me up, he also turned me into a landlubber who couldn't touch the water. I'll never be able to find that underwater treasure again..."

"What, so Shanks saved your life."

After listening to the 'grudge' between the other party and his savior, Luffy suddenly nodded. ——It turns out that the other party is the same as himself.

"You're focusing on the wrong point, right!?"

"It's not that the bastard ruined my dreams! Hey!!!"

"Forget it," after saying a lot, Bucky's body, who gradually calmed down, split apart, and his upper body floated in the sky.

"Since I can't get the treasure at the bottom of the sea, then I will get all the treasure at the sea!" He turned his head and looked at the direction of the burned ruins.

"Dare to touch my treasure—"

call out!
He turned his upper body and flew over there at a high speed. On the periphery of the ruins, a girl named Nami was quietly carrying a bag of gold and silver jewelry and coins, and was quietly preparing to slip away.

"Even if it's a woman, I will never let it go!"

The sharp knife in his hand pointed at the girl holding the treasure, and Bucky's clamor came at the same time as his killing intent.

"Nami, put down my treasure!"

Ok?
Just when Roman, who was 'paddling' on the side, was about to make his move, Luffy had already taken the lead:
Bang!
"Oh oh oh oh~~~"

Bucky, who was killing Nami at a high speed, suddenly fell to the ground like a kite with a broken string. His eyes were white, and his nose and tears were streaming down at the same time!Like a real 'mask of pain' because:

"Damn rubber, you actually attacked me!"

That's right, in front of Bucky's lower body left in place, Luffy kicked him between his legs!The intense pain passed over, instantly causing Bucky's upper body to fall to the ground, shaking all over.

"Hey, our fight isn't over yet."

Luffy put his hands on his hips, with a dignified expression on his face.At the same time, he turned to look at the orange short-haired girl.

"Nami, let go of the treasure. Otherwise he won't let you go..."

"I do not want!"

However, the orange-haired girl made full use of the attribute of 'needing money or not dying', holding the treasure in her hands tightly.

"What I stole is mine! I won't let go—"

"Hey,"

Bucky, who was lying on the ground, took a breath from his upper body and slowly floated up from the ground.

"How dare a thief be so arrogant?"

"Even if you steal it, is it yours? Is there still a law of heaven, and is there a law of the king..."

"Hmph, do you need to teach me a lesson?"

The girl named Nami sneered.

"These treasures are just what you stole from others. If I can steal them, they are naturally mine!"

"That makes sense,"

Luffy on the side suddenly realized, leaving Bucky speechless.but:
"Okay, kill you! If you grab it back, the treasure is mine!"

"Fractured-"

His upper body on Nami's side and his lower body on Luffy's side 'split' instantly at the same time!Turned into a whole bunch of small pieces.

"Big platter!"

slam-la-

Bucky's entire body turned into small pieces flying in the sky, swiftly dodging Luffy's follow-up attacks, and then:

"Humph, so scattered, how else can you hit me?"

"So,"

Bucky's head and the hands holding the daggers flew towards Nami, who continued to sneak away, shouting:

"Put my treasure down!"

"no way!"

Hmph, it seems that I still need to save the field.Roman, who was always watching the battle situation on the other side, flipped his hand, and a paper flying knife fell into his hand, ready to throw it.but:
"Ahahahaha~~~"

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Bucky's head in flight suddenly burst into laughter!

Confused by others, Roman turned his head to look, his face darkened.

It turned out that in Bucky's torn body, one of the soles of his feet was being held by Luffy and scratching the soles of his feet.

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"I will endure--"

However, in the next second, Bucky's eyes bulged while holding back a smile!

"Oh oh oh oh~~~"

???

It was the sole of the foot in Luffy's hand, and he was pinching a piece of flesh and rotating it 360 degrees.

"Don't go too far, rubber boy!"

call--

Once again, he took a deep breath of cold air!Roman felt that if he continued like this, the weather in the Pirate World would get warmer.

The world is so beautiful, and I am so irritable.Not good, not good····

damn it,
Are you here for a fight or for a comedy show!Dare to be more serious, are you worthy of the title of pirates? ! !

opportunity!

No matter whether the scene is funny or not, it is a good time to turn defeat into victory for Nami who is being hunted down.She immediately smashed the huge package in her hand at Bucky's head flying in the air!but:
Snapped,

The strength is too disparate, the so-called counterattack is just:
"Throw yourself into the net!"

Bucky, who was flying in the air, caught Nami's package firmly with one palm!No matter how funny or nonsense, the pirate captain named Bucky is a 'strong man' with a reward of tens of millions.

On the other side, Luffy's eyes became solemn, and he immediately put down his play and ran!

"go to hell,"

As the head flying in the air spit out cold words, one hand grabbed the package, and the short knife in the other hand ruthlessly fell from the sky!The one who stabbed Nami—

Bang!
However, just when Bucky and Nami were both focused on the treasure, Luffy, who came at high speed, had already kicked up and kicked Bucky's entire head into the pocket containing the treasure, letting the head and the The pockets flew aside together, and Nami was also saved at the same time.

"As I said, our fight isn't over yet~~"

When the dazed Bucky 'gets up', what catches his eye is Luffy with his fist clenched!
"Hmph, don't be complacent. Torn apart-"

Bucky's head screamed.

"Combined!"

brush brush,

The hands and feet flew over instantly and merged with the head!Apart from:

"Where's my body?!"

"Did you mean this?"

On the other side, Nami tied a bunch of wriggling 'meat pieces' with ropes, with thighs, torso, and arms...all of which belonged to Bucky's body, and it was he who just got a kick on the head and fell into a daze. At the time, Nami, who was nimble in her hands and feet, 'packaged' these parts together.

"I·····"

"Hahaha, as expected of Nami. Then: rubber, rubber-"

Facing the 'pocket' Bucky who only had his head and two palms and soles left, Luffy quickly stretched his arms backwards in a hahaha laugh!After reaching the limit, it bounced back suddenly.

"Bridge bean sack—"

"Bazooka!"

Bang!
"I'll be back~~~"

Bucky, who was kicked away by Luffy's 'rubber rocket', disappeared into the sky, and the long series of distant screams made Roman begin to doubt his life. --why?Obviously before the 'painting style' is still very normal to say...
(End of this chapter)