Chapter 643

Shen Changle laughed and said: "The members of the group, buy the plant ash and salt water from outside, boil it in the jar, then make the quicklime, the plant ash is reconciled, put each duck egg in it and smear it so full One layer, take it out and let it dry for a week or a month, and the preserved egg is ready, and it tastes delicious when you take it out."

"Oh, well marinated?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It's delicious, the villagers are all picky."

"It's just that the team leader who made the preserved egg was not very happy. He was cursing while pickling. This TND, who has been doing cross talk for so many years, became the team leader, and now TND is back."

"Hi!!! This grandson used to sell preserved eggs???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, don't worry about what you did before, this kind of performance is better."

"Is this... is it okay???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Come on, just know how to pickle preserved eggs, if you don't, you can buy them if you really can't do it, right?"

"That's true." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's for sure. The audience didn't spend money to watch the show, so what can they say? Actors don't have to respect the audience. You still use my preserved egg, right? It's like doing business. Same."

"Yes, no one owes anyone." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, you even include the actors' ratings as well."

"Rating???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, think about it, isn't it just a matter of what the leaders say, it's the same for you and him."

"Is it that simple???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Why don't you believe it? It's easy to handle and I'll give you another analogy."

"En." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "For example, you are now an actor in the Babaoshan Studio."

"You are now third-level actors, and now you are going to choose one to be promoted to second level."

"Oh... why don't you want to go ashore?" Hou Zhen said.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience laughed loudly and applauded warmly.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, you have worked hard as a third-level actor for many years and made many movies, and now you finally have this opportunity to be promoted to a second-level actor."

"Hurry up, or the body will basically be hollowed out." Hou Zhen nodded and said.

Shen Changle said: "But this rating is for third-level actors to fight together. The leader only has such a spot. Tell me, who do you give these people to?"

"For Hou Zhen or for ***? Or for Ozawa Maria? Or for Mikami Yuya? Or for Yoshizawa Akiho? This leader has to think about who is useful to me?"

"Don't think about it! I give up!!! Those girls are useful to you!!!" Hou Zhen said decisively.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience burst into laughter, and everyone was almost dying of joy.

Shen Changle said: "Now you understand, these things are what I said can be done by human beings. It is very simple for a leader to say a word."

"There is no way that art is like this. There is no first place in literature, and no second place in martial arts. It can't be as absolute as martial arts."

"Can't you?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, Wu Wuer, no matter if it's a fight, a boxing match or a race, the outcome will be very clear, where is the result, right?"

"For example, everyone, I am good at beating drums and golden hammers, and you are good at making itches and scratches. Let's fight for [-] rounds to see who is better..."

"No, no, you're amazing. My good guy, you beat the drum, the urn, and the golden hammer. What's better than me scratching it with a tickle? I can make dumplings directly by adding some leeks for three hundred rounds." Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped.

Shen Changle said: "This is Wu, but Wen Wu is the first, you can just talk about the cross talk competition, one said "Selling Cloth Heads" and the other said "Praise House". Some audiences like to sell cloth heads, and some like "Boasting Residential"."

"Everyone's preferences will be biased. No one can satisfy everyone. There will always be people who don't like your art. This is a normal thing."

"Yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's why some people are puzzled, saying that since there is no first in literature, how do you judge success? It depends on the audience."

"There are thousands or tens of thousands of people who like me, and two who like him, then I must be more successful than him."

"Yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The key is to look at this, eat according to your ability, keep practicing the basic skills every day, and practice your mouth well."

"Is lip service so important?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, especially like our cross talk actors who eat their meals, the most important thing is to have a clean and clear mouth."

"You don't swallow words when you speak, it looks like such a big theater, even if you are the audience in the last row, I have to send every word clearly to your ears, otherwise it will be a kind of discord to the audience. torture."

"Is it that exaggerated?" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said: "That's too much. As the saying goes, you can't speak clearly, it's like killing someone with a blunt knife."

"How do you say that?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "That is to say, when killing people, beheading, the knife has to be sharpened very quickly. You must not use a blunt knife to kill and behead, otherwise it will be too painful."

"Is there a difference? Doesn't any knife mean beheading and death???" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "That's far away, I will give you a chestnut and you will know, for example, you were beheaded..."

"Stop for a moment, why is this me again? Can you make an analogy and leave me alone?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "That can't be helped, you can't blame me, if you say I was beheaded, who will explain to you that a blunt knife kills people, right?"

"Okay, okay, I think it can only be me." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "That is, if the beheading is to beheaded, I have to pick a good day for you, Mr. Hou."

"We have to choose an auspicious day." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Well, let's make it the Spring Festival, shall we?"

"A day of national celebration." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, especially today is your birthday."

"Double happiness." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's not all, your son sent you to this country to study when he was three years old. Now that he has finished his studies, he has completed all his studies, regardless of whether he is a master's degree, a doctorate, or a postdoctoral degree. And brought back his wife."

"Your daughter-in-law's family is too rich, and her father is the new richest man in America!"

"My mother." Hou Zhen said.

(End of this chapter)

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