Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 596 Light Bulb Who Are You?

"Did you just pull a white hair??? That's it???" Cao Jin was stunned for a while, then touched his smooth head to understand what happened, his blood pressure soared to 200 in an instant. many.

"NMD, I'm going to perform on stage soon, tell me about Polygonum multiflorum??? I'm just holding the mature Polygonum multiflorum, can I have enough time???"

When did Liu Tian encounter this kind of thing? Just now, whether he helped or not, the sketch was satirizing the old lady who drove. ? ?I just touched it lightly, who knows why your hair is so angry, and you just lay down on the ground, shouldn't it be time for you to create a sketch called "Pull or Not Pull" when you go home? ? ?

Cao Jin looked at Liu Tian's sluggish face, his whole head was like steamed hairy crabs, and he was glowing red: "Don't be dazed!!! Hurry up and find a makeup artist and a prop artist!!! See if there are any wigs, hurry up Find me one!!!"

"Oh oh oh..." Wait a minute, I'll look for it right away!Liu Tian came back to his senses, and knew that this matter could not be delayed, so he hurried out to find a makeup artist.

3 minutes later......

"Mr. Liu! Teacher Liu! What are you doing? Can you tell me clearly first? I still have a lot of things to do."

In the distance, a slightly dazed female makeup artist finally reluctantly brought her to Cao Jin's lounge after Liu Tian mysteriously asked for reassurance.

"Hiss...a bit dizzy!"

I saw a bright LED light on the roof inside, shining directly on a big round light bulb in the middle, making it even more sparkling.

"That make-up teacher, do you have a men's wig at your place, can you lend us a temporary one for emergency??" Cao Jin couldn't help turning dark when he heard the female make-up artist's emotion, but when he thought of the embarrassing situation now, Still forced a smile.

Female make-up teacher: "Brother Er, who are you? Is it Guo Donglin??? Oh oh oh... I'm sorry, Mr. Cao Jin."

"You shaved your head yourself, why are you wearing a wig now?"

Cao Jin said with a face full of pain: "I don't know, just a moment ago, I don't know why my hair..."

"Look at the ground, the table, the clothes, and the bench. It's just... none of them are on my head."

"This... It shouldn't be. Even if you or someone around you accidentally used hair remover or something like that, it is logically impossible for you to be so clean."

Liu Tian hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Makeup master, we really didn't do anything. We sat in the lounge after putting on our makeup. Just now I saw a white hair on Jin Jin's head, so I wanted to pull it out... ..."

"Stop!!! Teacher, stay a little farther away from my hair, don't worry, let me think about it, is there any way..."

The female makeup artist looked at Liu Tian's demonstration and put her hands on her head. Although she still couldn't believe it, she took a step back very carefully and kept a safe distance from Liu Tian.

Most of the makeup tools I have here are simple, and most of them are for women. Men’s wigs really don’t exist, or you can ask older men? ? ? "

"Mr. Cao Jin, the show is about to start in 10 minutes and you have to go to the backstage waiting area... Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Guo Donglin went to the wrong room!!!"

Cao Jin gritted his teeth with a sullen face and said every word: "I am... Cao Jin!!!"

Five minutes later, even the director of the language program group of the Spring Festival Gala ran over, and he saw Cao Jin among the crowd in the waiting area at a glance. It couldn't be too bright! ! !

"Cao Jin!!! What are you doing? Who told you to grow your hair like this... bald?" The director angrily shouted, his eyes were about to burst into flames.

As this year's language type, the only cross talk show, Cao Jin's cross talk has given him a lot of support and expectations. As a result, who knows that it will be on the stage soon, when it will be on stage to receive the attention of the people of the whole country. Goods can do this kind of thing.

Cao Jin smiled wryly and hurriedly explained: "The director really didn't make it up to us. We also paid a lot for the Spring Festival Gala and strived for perfection in all aspects. No matter how stupid I am, I can't destroy the city wall myself???"

"The hair thing was really an accident. I suspect that someone used something to kill me."

A more experienced makeup artist at the side also said at this time: "I just saw the director, Mr. Cao's hair is definitely not artificially cut and shaved."

"They... all fall off naturally, just like everyone's normal hair loss, but... Teacher Cao falls off faster."

"As for the hair removal cream, no matter how advanced the products are at home and abroad, it seems that it is completely impossible to do so quickly and quickly, and it can make Teacher Cao Jin not even notice it before."

The director of the language program group of the Spring Festival Gala waved his hand and said, "I'll check this later, where's the wig??? Has anyone found it??? Don't forget, there's... 3 minutes to go on stage!! !"

"Director Xiao Liu just borrowed it from Director Wang, the chief director of our station. In terms of time..." a staff member stepped forward and said.

"It's too late! It's more than 2 minutes. Even if it is taken over now, there is not so much time to adjust and fix it. Cao Jin, resist the pressure for me and finish the show like this."

"Don't worry, think about the lines after you come on stage, or you can make a joke about your bald head first, and at most add an explanation for you, the show is bigger than the sky, let's perform the show first, you know!"

The director of the language program of the Spring Festival Gala took a last look at his watch and gave up. He turned his head and looked at him, feeling the strange eyes of the people around him. Cao Jin, who was ashamed, annoyed and dazed, said so.

"This... Let me try it." Cao Jin gritted his teeth and said, then bit the bullet and dragged Liu Tian to the side to discuss the opening scene for a while.

"There is 1 minute left!!!" Stage Control reported
"Half a minute!!!"

The sound on the stage stopped, obviously the last show had finished and the host was about to make an announcement.

"30 seconds, Teacher Cao!!!"

"Okay! Got it!!!"

On the stage, Zhu Xun, the host at this time, also finished his last sentence, wearing a standard professional smile, and walked off the stage gracefully.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Tianxian came out with a smile: "Audience friends, I have a buddy who is annoying me to death. I usually don't work hard, and I'm too lazy to die. It's everyone's fault. You say this annoys me, let me Let me tell you what's good about him, look, now I've finally dumped him, I'll give it to you guys... Hey, why are you still chasing me here?"

Cao Jin also walked onto the stage with a slightly awkward smile: "Hey, I'm talking to you right now, why are you still leaving, you guys are here?"

"Hey, cross talk is here... huh???"

"Fuck...fuck!"

"Who are you... this dazzling big light bulb???"

The audience followed Liu Tian and cast their gazes backwards, and there was a constant exclamation in the auditorium.

Zhu Xun, who used to have a standard and professional smile on his face, also failed in an instant at this time, the boss with staring eyes, and the expression management directly declared a failure.

(End of this chapter)