Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 548
"My aunt, don't miss it when you pass by. They are all freshly picked out of the soil in the morning."

"Sister, do you buy tomatoes? The ones grown at home are very sweet, and the cooking is delicious!"

"Brother, do you want two cucumbers?"

Before, I had a little disdain for the vegetable vendors who came here to join in the fun, but now I feel even more angry.

I thought in my heart that I have been selling vegetables here for so many years, how can I attract customers better than a star like him.

But when he was trying his best to solicit customers, and at the same time he was mentally planning to make trouble, trying to make Shen Changle unable to sell a piece of onion, Shen Changle was not in a hurry.

He walked around the stall first, and after he had roughly memorized what dishes were placed and where they were prepared, he swaggered and sat down on the chair.

The old god Shen Changle watched at ease. At this time, the cameraman and the accompanying director who were curiously holding up the camera asked: "You two, have you heard the serious hawking before?"

"Serious? What is seriousness? Isn't that what they are like???" The accompanying director was a little girl from Shanghai, and she was completely ignorant of these things in the north. What is Shen Changle going to do?

"That doesn't count. Compared with these peddlers in the past, there are all kinds of singing styles and hundreds of libretto. In terms of it, it must be at the level of ancestors. Listen well, cough!"

Shen Changle waved his hands with a smile, coughed lightly, his voice sank to his dantian, and he opened his mouth to soar the highest note:

"Coriander, spicy green peppers, green onions, tender celery, lentils, eggplants, cucumbers, winter melons, sea eggplants, radishes, carrots, flat radishes, toon sprouts, garlic, good leeks!!!"

With a loud yell breaking through the sky, Shen Changle's cries almost spread throughout the entire vegetable market. It was lively and lively, but the voices of bargaining and soliciting business were all overwhelmed in an instant without any resistance.

The most amazing thing is that, two or three meters away from Shen Changle, the glass cup placed on the vegetable vendor's table next door trembled violently under Shen Changle's loud yelling, until it exploded with a "bang".

The cameraman, the accompanying director, and the vegetable vendor on the side were so shocked that their jaws dropped to the ground.

And this is not the only one, besides, even the expensive camera lens held by the videographer, and the glass on the building two or three hundred meters away, are trembling slightly with the sound waves .

A well-known Peking opera master who has passed away for many years, Mr. Shiquan Dajing Jin Shaoshan, once sang "Farewell My Concubine" with Mr. Lao Mei,
It is said that at that time, Mr. Jin Shaoshan yelled, and the lampshade on the second floor of the theater that could shake even shook, just like Huang Zhong Dalu.

And today's Shen Changle, if you don't talk about many reasons such as Peking Opera skills, just this golden voice is already comparable to Mr. Jin Shaoshan back then.

"Fuck... what did he say???"

"I just heard a coriander... I was dumbfounded after that..."

"This is a vegetable seller. I also heard it sounded like coriander, wax gourd or something. Who yelled, this voice is so bright!"

"Hey, I sound like it's coming from over there, don't buy vegetables, just enough to eat, let's go, old man, let's go and see the excitement!!!"

Shen Changle yelled loudly, and directly called all the people within a radius of one kilometer.

In addition, the old men and old ladies in Longguo, one is the one who gets the eggs, and the other one is the one who joins in the fun. Everyone has a herd mentality. At this time, everyone is crowded to a certain place, and instantly more people are also out of curiosity. , squeezed in and joined the ranks of onlookers.

"Hey young man, did you just yell? What did you say? Auntie didn't hear clearly?"

"Yes, can you do it again?"

"Excuse me, do you get eggs here?"

"It should be...it should be..."

"Yo! Sister Li, come here quickly, it's so lively here, don't get the infusion, it's fun here, it's the place where we always buy vegetables, come here!"

And some young people who came to sell vegetables recognized Shen Changle at a glance. While jumping excitedly, they hurriedly called their relatives and friends around them, took pictures and sent them to Moments.

Shen Changle cast a glance at the bursting water glass, the vegetable vendor who was completely frightened, then looked up at the crowd that had formed a large black circle.

He quickly got up and said with a very standard smile: "Everyone, I am Shen Changle, a crosstalk actor from the Kyoto Deyun Club. Today I am here to participate in a TV show."

"My task is to experience the work of this vegetable peddler. If you are short of any vegetables at home, you can buy some. It doesn't matter if you don't buy them. If you have money, make a fortune... …Fuck, everyone can hold a personal show, the camera is here, maybe your beautiful looks will be on TV when you get home at night!!!”

There were exclamations and discussions from the crowd again.

"Hey, I'm going, go on TV!"

"Hey, this young man is so handsome, he looks like a big star at first glance, young man, do you have a date? My girl is very nice, but she is a bit older in her early thirties, how about I introduce you to her?"

"He's from Deyun Society, I've seen him on TV!!!"

"Ms. Chang Le can sing another no, I want this bundle of cabbage!!!"

"Chang Le male god, I'm your die-hard fan, I... I packed 200 yuan when I went out, you can bring me anything you want!!!"

Shen Changle hurriedly bowed and said, "Oh thank you everyone, you don't need to spend 200 yuan to buy vegetables. You need to buy more in your family, there is no need for this."

"Since everyone wants to hear me sing one more..."

Hearing that Shen Changle really wanted to sing, the camera teacher on the side was startled, and quickly stopped him and whispered: "Mr. Changle, we can sing, but this time, let's not make it so loud... If my camera lens If the water glass collapsed like just now, I will be in vain this month..."

Shen Changle scratched the back of his head with some embarrassment, turned around and saw all kinds of seasonings hanging on the wall next to his stall, and had an idea in his mind:
"That's fine, no problem. Let's be quiet for a while. I just sang about a vegetable seller in the north. This time, I'll bring you a thirteen-spice seasoning seller."

Shen Changle waited politely for the onlookers to calm down, but this time he put the voice back to normal.

After all, the loud voice just now was to attract business, and if Shen Changle kept singing like this, he wouldn't be able to keep an eye on it.

"Small paper, square and square. Cai Lun made paper in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Nanjing used it to wrap silk and satin, and Beijing used it to wrap articles. This paper fell into my hands, and each piece was wrapped with thirteen incense sticks."

"Summer is hot, winter is cold, and winter and summer are inseparable from the thirteen incense. When relatives and friends come to get together, roll up your sleeves and go to the kitchen. The frying and frying are delicious. The pot of incense of chicken, duck and fish is better than the queen mother's peach feast, and wins." After passing Laojun’s elixir incense, the gods from the eight caves came to visit, and only then did I know that my thirteen incense was used~~~”

"Come on, everyone, take a look and choose. They are all fresh and green vegetables. A pack of cigarettes and a bottle of wine will cost you half a day's wages. A catty of apples and a catty of pears leave only a pile of skins after eating."

"Look at the tomatoes and mung beans in our house. After eating, you will be in good health. Wang Zhong Wang has calcium in it. It's not bad to choose whatever you want. Buy it for a few dollars and take it home. The wife laughs at the children and praises it. Men don't eat vegetables, and the family has no status. Women don’t eat vegetables, families are not harmonious, children don’t eat vegetables, that’s one plus one equals five, one meal or two can’t be finished, and it’s still fresh for tomorrow, what would you like to order, big sister?”

The vegetable vendor on the side, at this moment, looked blankly at the customers who were about to go crazy and didn't take money as money, and Shen Changle, who had a set of words, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "This big brother... is here?" Did you mess up the place???"

(End of this chapter)