Chapter 524 Food Grinder

Shen Changle: "Why is it different?"

"Not to mention, you have some knowledge in studying this language." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That is, isn't it not only my sister-in-law who also likes to study languages ​​and articles?"

"Everyone, some of you may not know that Mrs. Hou Zhenhou's daughter-in-law is really a lady of everyone."

Hou Zhen said: "My daughter-in-law also understands a little bit."

Shen Changle said: "My sister-in-law has been taught since she was a child, gentle and kind, knowledgeable and courteous."

"When I first talked to Mr. Hou, he said that cross talk didn't make much money. If we go out, we call it **. It's a performance that doesn't make money. We go there for a month or two."

"If you want to change to another woman, whoever won't make trouble with you if you earn this little money, it's like being a widow at home every day, and the sister-in-law is not."

Hou Zhen laughed and said, "She doesn't make trouble."

Shen Changle said: "I have been busy for a month or two. Teacher Hou came back and asked my sister-in-law. I have been away for so long, what are you doing at home?"

"Well, just ask." Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle said in a female voice: "Hey, what can I do? Practice calligraphy at home. Since childhood, the house has been strictly controlled. I am a woman and my husband is not at home. How can I go out and run around?"

"How sensible." Hou Zhen said proudly.

Shen Changle said: "Practice calligraphy, let me have a look. Teacher Hou took a stack of rice paper as thick as my sister-in-law, and looked at it one by one. My sister-in-law's handwriting is also good, small script."

"Late at night, chatting with the neighbor, Big Brother Wang."

"Huh???" Hou Zhen frowned and did not speak.

Shen Changle continued to read: In the morning, practice yoga with Mr. Li. "

"In the afternoon, go get your hair done with Mr. Huanhai."

"In the second half of the night, let's watch with Uncle Zhao the island nation who is living a good life!"

"Turning around in the middle of the night, try out the practical effects of "Eighteen Touches" with your boyfriend..."

"Go!!! This is not going out, but she has been recruiting people from home a lot." Hou Zhen said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The firefighters in the audience were all laughing, and even the leading officers couldn't help pulling down the brim of their hats a little, trying to hide their smiling expressions.

Malacca, who was in the auditorium, also applauded loudly with the crowd, his expression full of admiration.

There is no doubt that Shen Changle's cross talk skills have improved a lot after just studying with his father for more than a week.

Shen Changle, who was obsessed with words and small burdens before, changed his previous style this time. After a short self-introduction, he went straight to work without delay.

There is no burden in the front, and the more ordinary part, after the cooperation of Shen Changle and Hou Zhen, is not only not boring, but also very interesting.

With every gesture of the two, the control of the rhythm of the cross talk and the skills of the language have become more concise, and at the same time more harmonious and satisfactory, as if they already have a bit of the freehand brushwork of a cross talk master.

This sensitivity and talent for cross talk is enviable even for him, who grew up in a cross talk den since he was a child.

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On the stage, Shen Changle smiled and said: "Sister-in-law is mainly enthusiastic, don't think too much about hospitality!"

Hou Zhen said angrily, "That's not what I said."

Shen Changle said: "This is language. With language as the foundation, more arts will emerge in this society, such as allegro, cross talk, and opera."

"Opera?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, our country of Long is a big opera country. There are hundreds of operas from south to north. What are Peking Opera, Pingju Opera, Huangmei Opera, Kunqu Opera, Bangzi and so on."

"Singing, reciting, doing, and fighting all require real skills, and none of them are easy to come by. Otherwise, it is not easy for an opera actor."

"That's true." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Singing, reciting, doing, playing, singing and reciting all require a voice. The most precious thing for an opera actor since childhood is this voice."

"He is serious about the big horn of the opera, and he doesn't eat it when it's cold."

Hou Zhenping said, "How do you say that?"

"I'm afraid of being excited, and I can't eat hot ones."

"how?"

"I'm afraid it will be hot, I can't eat salty ones."

"Oh?"

"I'm afraid it will be pickled, I can't eat sweet ones."

"Sweet ones too?"

"Afraid to be stunned!"

"This is too particular."

Shen Changle said: "Even the rice is very particular, you have to cut off the two sides, for fear of sticking!!!"

"Oh my god." Hou Zhen said in surprise.

Shen Changle said: "In the end, this good guy starved to death."

"If you want to eat like this, you will definitely starve to death." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There used to be a well-known senior in our quyi circle, Mr. Liu Baoquan, a master of Jingyun Dagu, who would not eat meat for the rest of his life in order to protect his voice."

"Which one is really greedy, and I eat spinach with beef soup."

"Still eating vegetables." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, otherwise, this famous cross talker in Jindu, Mr. Ma Sanlima, why can't he have a bad voice? If he likes beef, he must have the sauced beef from Yueshengzhai in Meng Province. Love to eat chili, smoke and drink!"

"Of course Ma Ye's cross talk talk is top-notch, but it's just this voice, let's talk about it, it's really close."

"I really don't know about this." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Then you definitely don't know. I still listened to the young master, Ma Sanli's son Ma Zhiming, who told me about it. Besides, the young master also taught me how to raise my voice." formula."

"Hey, Master Ma taught you, so can you share it with everyone?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Of course, before going to bed every day, cut a slice of snowflake pear and put it in your mouth, and take this pear slice out of your mouth the next day. It is black and yellow, which means that the lung fire is sucked out. If you persist in this way every day, The voice is crisp and clear, but I can't go back and try this trick!"

"Why can't such a good move work?" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said: "It can't be helped, I'm so good at gnashing my teeth, I chewed it after a while after putting it in."

"Did you eat it?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle: "Finally, after thinking about it, I came up with a solution. According to the method, I went to the fruit shop to buy five catties of snowflake pears as a spare before going to bed. I cut them all into slices and stacked them in a row. I hired a person next to them. , give me another pear."

"If you chew too much, just take another one. Anyway, there will always be one piece left when you get up early tomorrow."

"This is also a way." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It's a good idea, but when I woke up the next day, the pear slices in my mouth were gone!"

"No more? Didn't it continue???" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said: "I am also angry when I wake up, why, I hired you to refill my pears, why didn't I refill them???"

"Yes!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "When I looked up, everyone was crying."

"Continued! Why didn't it continue! The five catties of pears went down in just 10 minutes, and I also spared half a catty of hamburgers and a fried chicken. Good guy, a whole fried chicken went in without bones. Vomit!!!"

"Oh my god, you are a shredder!!!" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)

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