Chapter 348
Seeing that Hou Zhen was also stunned by the side, Shen Changle knew something was wrong, so let him just say hello to you, although it is a bit anticlimactic, but it is over.
But when he was stupefied, he had no choice but to pick it up quickly, especially in this cross talk, when a sentence must not be dropped on the ground.
Shen Changle hurriedly said: "From now on, it's from the east to the west."
"It's so ugly if you don't say that. When you walk here and there, how can anyone be nicknamed the first dipper???"
Hou Zhen, after all, was a cross talk from elementary school to high school, although he missed a beat, he knew what Shen Changle meant in an instant, so he hurriedly complained.
In Shen Changle's mind, there was a flash of light and flint, and he kept searching for a section of cross talk, to see if there was any section that could be added, and he couldn't be idle for the audience to see: "Walk east and west, often by the river There is no one who does not get wet shoes, your father has met an expert and asked him to fight."
Now Hou Zhen didn't know how Shen Changle was going to end up, so he had no choice but to watch it first, with a high degree of concentration, because every sentence he said afterwards had no actual words, no matter whether it was him or Shen Changle, he had to Relying on a complete improvisation to continue this collaboration:
Hou Zhen agreed, "Yes."
Shen Changle said: "Your father and everyone, before they touched the ladle with their hands, they cut off their hands with two swords."
"Isn't that two caves???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The master left quietly, what should your father do? The ladle is no longer usable?"
Hou Zhen said: "How can you take it if you don't have hands?"
Shen Changle said: "Your father had an idea in a flash of inspiration. He found two kitchen knives and tied them to these two arms. Hey, it's done!!!"
"Hey guys, I have to practice too!" Hou Zhen said with a surprised expression.
Shen Changle: "That's for sure, or else your father is amazing, just like this, he was able to practice it in a daze, and his name spread far and wide—Boss Shen with double knives!!!"
"Go!!! How can anyone who practiced swords change their surname??? They have to be named Hou too!!!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "To Shuangdaogou... Boss Hou, who knew about this in the end, the President of the Republic of China Cao Kun invited your father to the hotel."
"To entertain my father!" Hou Zhen said proudly.
Shen Changle said: "Oh no, it's to chop stuffing!!!"
"Good guy changed to cook???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The cook is also the president's cook, he has a very high status! Later, he gradually got old and couldn't do it any more. He got married and stopped meddling in Jianghu affairs, so he could enjoy his old age peacefully."
Hou Zhen said: "That's pretty good, even after a few years, my legs will be gone."
Shen Changle said: "Your father later had another son with the help of the neighbors around, and that is you."
"It's me, but what does that have to do with the neighbors???" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle explained: "The neighbors next door persuaded me, it's time to have a baby when you get married, it's time to have a baby."
Hou Zhen said: "Oh, that was a little help."
"Hey, your dad sees you so happy, playing games with you every day at home, a little bee, flying to the flowers, bang bang bang!!?" Shen Changle said in a slap gesture.
"Hey stop! Let me first ask you about the knife in my father's hand, so...won't he just cut me off???" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped him.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience chuckled and applauded.
Shen Changle rolled his eyes and said: "How is that possible, untie it and exchange it for two sesame seed cakes!"
Hou Zhen said: "Slap sesame seeds directly on the face."
Shen Changle said: "Time flies and the years go by, gradually you grow up, and your father gets old too."
"Well, it's impossible." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "I went to your house to meet the old man some time ago, so the relationship is here, good brother, good partner."
Hou Zhen said, "Oh yes?"
Shen Changle said: "It's just happened two days ago, the mental state is still so good, I don't take it with me at home, I'm standing on the street at the door."
"Go!!! What is standing on the street???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Standing outside on the street? Where are you reading with a comic book in your hand, shaking your head..."
Hou Zhen said: "I have to correct you, it's really okay, let's look up the dictionary, okay? That's called shaking your head!!!"
Shen Changle asked curiously: "The shaking head and milk is...?"
"That must be my mother...... Don't ask about this, call me the old man!!!" Hou Zhen said angrily.
Shen Changle said: "That's right, old man, where are you reading with a book? I went to say hello in a polite manner. Old man, you are really energetic. Tell me about you and He Meimei, and Hou Zhen also Filial piety, now you have a granddaughter, I really envy you."
"Then what does my father say?" Hou Zhen asked.
Shen Changle frowned and looked distressed, Xuehou Zhen's father said: "Hey! No, I'm just a martial arts practitioner, Wu Chi. You say that I can't do anything when I'm old. If you say I don't Help the children to reduce some burdens, and don't increase their pressure, alas, I also want to be old and do something!!!"
"This idea is quite good." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Sure enough, within two days, your father has an idea."
Hou Zhen asked: "Thinking? What thinking???"
Shen Changle said: "Your father doesn't know if it's because he watched too many gangster movies, so he decided to go and rob the bank."
"Hi! This is called being old and doing something? Isn't this adding things to me?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Your father has no hands, he took a fruit knife from home and tied it to his hand, hid it in his pocket and ran to the bank."
"Then the robbery was successful???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Your father, this old man has a problem, you know about Parkinson's."
"Oh my god!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Your father is dangling in the pocket of his jacket with this knife tied in his hand, the more he dangles, the more he goes in. As soon as he reaches the bank gate, the pocket of this jacket is all red, bleeding profusely."
Hou Zhen said: "Good guy, the old man almost cut himself up!"
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yo Xi! Yo Xi! Your father still has the blood of the Neon Kingdom???"
"No, Nehongguo has my father's bloodline." Hou Zhen waved his hand again and replied divinely.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
"Good good!!!"
The audience in the audience laughed and applauded frantically.
Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Then don't say your father is in good health!!!"
(End of this chapter)
Seeing that Hou Zhen was also stunned by the side, Shen Changle knew something was wrong, so let him just say hello to you, although it is a bit anticlimactic, but it is over.
But when he was stupefied, he had no choice but to pick it up quickly, especially in this cross talk, when a sentence must not be dropped on the ground.
Shen Changle hurriedly said: "From now on, it's from the east to the west."
"It's so ugly if you don't say that. When you walk here and there, how can anyone be nicknamed the first dipper???"
Hou Zhen, after all, was a cross talk from elementary school to high school, although he missed a beat, he knew what Shen Changle meant in an instant, so he hurriedly complained.
In Shen Changle's mind, there was a flash of light and flint, and he kept searching for a section of cross talk, to see if there was any section that could be added, and he couldn't be idle for the audience to see: "Walk east and west, often by the river There is no one who does not get wet shoes, your father has met an expert and asked him to fight."
Now Hou Zhen didn't know how Shen Changle was going to end up, so he had no choice but to watch it first, with a high degree of concentration, because every sentence he said afterwards had no actual words, no matter whether it was him or Shen Changle, he had to Relying on a complete improvisation to continue this collaboration:
Hou Zhen agreed, "Yes."
Shen Changle said: "Your father and everyone, before they touched the ladle with their hands, they cut off their hands with two swords."
"Isn't that two caves???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The master left quietly, what should your father do? The ladle is no longer usable?"
Hou Zhen said: "How can you take it if you don't have hands?"
Shen Changle said: "Your father had an idea in a flash of inspiration. He found two kitchen knives and tied them to these two arms. Hey, it's done!!!"
"Hey guys, I have to practice too!" Hou Zhen said with a surprised expression.
Shen Changle: "That's for sure, or else your father is amazing, just like this, he was able to practice it in a daze, and his name spread far and wide—Boss Shen with double knives!!!"
"Go!!! How can anyone who practiced swords change their surname??? They have to be named Hou too!!!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "To Shuangdaogou... Boss Hou, who knew about this in the end, the President of the Republic of China Cao Kun invited your father to the hotel."
"To entertain my father!" Hou Zhen said proudly.
Shen Changle said: "Oh no, it's to chop stuffing!!!"
"Good guy changed to cook???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The cook is also the president's cook, he has a very high status! Later, he gradually got old and couldn't do it any more. He got married and stopped meddling in Jianghu affairs, so he could enjoy his old age peacefully."
Hou Zhen said: "That's pretty good, even after a few years, my legs will be gone."
Shen Changle said: "Your father later had another son with the help of the neighbors around, and that is you."
"It's me, but what does that have to do with the neighbors???" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle explained: "The neighbors next door persuaded me, it's time to have a baby when you get married, it's time to have a baby."
Hou Zhen said: "Oh, that was a little help."
"Hey, your dad sees you so happy, playing games with you every day at home, a little bee, flying to the flowers, bang bang bang!!?" Shen Changle said in a slap gesture.
"Hey stop! Let me first ask you about the knife in my father's hand, so...won't he just cut me off???" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped him.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience chuckled and applauded.
Shen Changle rolled his eyes and said: "How is that possible, untie it and exchange it for two sesame seed cakes!"
Hou Zhen said: "Slap sesame seeds directly on the face."
Shen Changle said: "Time flies and the years go by, gradually you grow up, and your father gets old too."
"Well, it's impossible." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "I went to your house to meet the old man some time ago, so the relationship is here, good brother, good partner."
Hou Zhen said, "Oh yes?"
Shen Changle said: "It's just happened two days ago, the mental state is still so good, I don't take it with me at home, I'm standing on the street at the door."
"Go!!! What is standing on the street???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Standing outside on the street? Where are you reading with a comic book in your hand, shaking your head..."
Hou Zhen said: "I have to correct you, it's really okay, let's look up the dictionary, okay? That's called shaking your head!!!"
Shen Changle asked curiously: "The shaking head and milk is...?"
"That must be my mother...... Don't ask about this, call me the old man!!!" Hou Zhen said angrily.
Shen Changle said: "That's right, old man, where are you reading with a book? I went to say hello in a polite manner. Old man, you are really energetic. Tell me about you and He Meimei, and Hou Zhen also Filial piety, now you have a granddaughter, I really envy you."
"Then what does my father say?" Hou Zhen asked.
Shen Changle frowned and looked distressed, Xuehou Zhen's father said: "Hey! No, I'm just a martial arts practitioner, Wu Chi. You say that I can't do anything when I'm old. If you say I don't Help the children to reduce some burdens, and don't increase their pressure, alas, I also want to be old and do something!!!"
"This idea is quite good." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Sure enough, within two days, your father has an idea."
Hou Zhen asked: "Thinking? What thinking???"
Shen Changle said: "Your father doesn't know if it's because he watched too many gangster movies, so he decided to go and rob the bank."
"Hi! This is called being old and doing something? Isn't this adding things to me?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Your father has no hands, he took a fruit knife from home and tied it to his hand, hid it in his pocket and ran to the bank."
"Then the robbery was successful???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Your father, this old man has a problem, you know about Parkinson's."
"Oh my god!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Your father is dangling in the pocket of his jacket with this knife tied in his hand, the more he dangles, the more he goes in. As soon as he reaches the bank gate, the pocket of this jacket is all red, bleeding profusely."
Hou Zhen said: "Good guy, the old man almost cut himself up!"
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yo Xi! Yo Xi! Your father still has the blood of the Neon Kingdom???"
"No, Nehongguo has my father's bloodline." Hou Zhen waved his hand again and replied divinely.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
"Good good!!!"
The audience in the audience laughed and applauded frantically.
Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Then don't say your father is in good health!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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