Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan
Chapter 340 Play
Chapter 340 Play
Shen Changle said: "Slowly, your mother's belly is getting bigger and bigger. Once you are pregnant in October and give birth, you will give birth to a big fat boy!!!"
"That's not me." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The child is born, mother and child are safe, and you are growing up day by day, smart, well-behaved and sensible."
"The only regret is that since you were born until you were ten years old, you just kept silent and didn't talk to anyone who asked you, don't care if it's Chinese medicine, Xixi, Tiao Dashen, priest, veterinarian... .”
"Where is there a veterinarian???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
Shen Changle said: "I'm in a hurry to go to the doctor. Anyway, I've seen all kinds of messes, but it doesn't work!"
"Hey, then why is this? What's wrong???" Hou Zhenping said.
Shen Changle said: "In the end, at your tenth birthday party, your father had a big banquet with guests and friends, Seventh Aunt, Eighth Aunt, Second Uncle, and Lao Wang next door to the neighbors all came, and everyone gathered together , your father begged grandpa to sue grandma, and told you that you finally told the truth."
Hou Zhen was surprised: "Oh? That means I can talk???"
Shen Changle explained: "You, this is a doll given by the old lady. This is a noble status. Your family is all mortal. How can you bear your screams? Don't care who it is, as long as you scream, you will be killed on the spot. die!!!"
"My god! This is too powerful!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "After all, how could your father believe this? At that time, he called your servants, the cook, the gardener, and the housekeeper. Sure enough, after a try, as long as whoever is called, whoever is called will immediately bleed. Shot on the ground!"
"Then what should we do?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Your father let out a long sigh: there is no child in your life, so don't force it! Son, you are my son. Since I begged you back in this life, you are my dear father and son. If you can call me Dad, that's fine." If I die right now, I'm worth it! Call!!! Call Dad!!!"
"Hey! Is this really called???" Hou Zhen asked dumbfounded.
Shen Changle said: "The neighbors around your house are all nervous about watching this, especially the old Wang next door, who also hurriedly persuaded: "Oh, let's forget it... or you can call the child clearly and specifically, what is it?" Do I want to call my own father or let you know my father..."
"Nonsense! What does it matter to him here???" Hou Zhen said angrily.
Shen Changle said: "Once your father finished his sincere words, you couldn't hold back any longer, and cried out loudly: Dad... Hey, it's weird! Your father is not dead!!!"
"Stop doing this, don't play badly, you want to say that the old king next door is dead, right?" Hou Zhen said angrily.
"Which, whoop, whoop..." The audience booed one after another.
Shen Changle spread his hands and said with a smile: "Hey! The magic is here, and the old king next door is fine!!!"
"Ah??? Then what does this mean in the end, who died?" Hou Zhen was also surprised.
Shen Changle laughed and said, "A monk died in the Niangniang Temple on Miaofeng Mountain nearby."
Hou Zhen said: "I'll fuck you!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
Shen Changle ended with a small turning point at the end, which perfectly made the audience laugh out of a small burden that was not too big.
The atmosphere in the theater was unprecedentedly warm. The laughter, applause, and applause resounding from inside, even the security guards who bought tickets outside, and the passers-by walking and running at night on the street could clearly hear them.
"Uncle, who is here today? Which singer Xiao Xianrou is so good? I remember that it was like this when the Four Heavenly Kings came." A passerby who happened to run past stood curiously at the door Uncle security guard said hello.
Uncle security gave a thumbs up with a smile, pointed to the stadium behind and said:
"The guy in the back is not a singer. Do you know that the Deyun Society talks about cross talk? Shen Changle! Our local youngsters in Qingcheng City, Mongolia Province said that it is quite good!!!"
The passer-by looked at the security guard with a strange expression and said, "It's not uncle...you are standing guard outside, how do you know if what people say is good or not?"
Uncle Security's originally proud expression suddenly became a little stiff, and he hesitated and was about to say something, when there was another burst of laughter and applause from the stadium behind
"Listen, listen! Is it good for me to go in and listen to the news? You can tell if it is good if you listen outside!" The security guard suddenly laughed.
Passers-by heard the continuous laughter in the gymnasium ahead, and nodded involuntarily. They secretly wrote down the name in their hearts, and they must look it up when they get home later.
And back to the gymnasium, as Shen Changle and Hou Zhen bowed and walked off the stage, the Linglong group behind them also appeared on the stage, and they were talking about a traditional live "Great Xiangmian".
At this time, the Linglong team was not as handsome as they were in the future. Both of them were slightly fat and always had a chubby feeling.
But this kind of feeling, coupled with the very unique youthful spirit of the two people, is very popular with the audience.
In fact, because Shen Changle and Linglong are both in the third team, they are very familiar with each other on stage and off stage.
In Shen Changle's impression, the two people's cross talk, learning and singing can be said to be consistent, they are very hardworking, and very comprehensive, but relatively speaking, apart from the eye-catching Allegro, it is also so far behind. Some characteristics, such as Yue Yunpeng's cheap, Zhang Yunlei's singing, and Shen Changle's bad.
However, I have to admit that the hard work of the Linglong group is indeed very obvious in the performance style of the two. The small burden has a good rhythm and atmosphere, and the basic skills are solid enough.
That's why Shen Changle didn't deliberately invite Liu Xiaoting and Zhang Jiuqin, and didn't deliberately invite Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuyu.
But the reason why I specially invited the Linglong group to give me the third assistant performance is that after a good cross talk, whether it is the cross talk actors on stage or the audience off stage, it actually needs a buffer period , ease your smile and emotions.
Just like a spring, if it is stretched too tight for a long time, it will cause problems with the deformation of the spring. Only when it is retracted and released, can it be in a better state to face the next stand-up comedy carefully prepared by Shen Changle.
And in this period of time, the Linglong combination is absolutely capable and a very good pair of partners among the younger generation.
In the backstage lounge, Shen Changle was sitting on a chair, gently playing with a piece of huanghuali in his hand, eyes closed and rested.
This was a piece given to him by Master Yu Qian when he knew that he was going to give a speech in Shang, before he left from the imperial capital. It was expensive, but his heart was even more precious.
Hou Zhen, who was on the side, came back from the starting gate and patted Shen Changle on the shoulder vigorously as a sign of encouragement.
Shen Changle opened his eyes slightly, his eyes seemed to be shining faintly, he turned his head and smiled and patted Hou Zhen's hand on his shoulder lightly and said: "It's okay, I can stand it! Then I'm on the stage, Brother Hou, don't say anything It's the first time you don't stand aside... I'm really happyヽ(○^^)!!!"
"Fuck off!!!"
(End of this chapter)
Shen Changle said: "Slowly, your mother's belly is getting bigger and bigger. Once you are pregnant in October and give birth, you will give birth to a big fat boy!!!"
"That's not me." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The child is born, mother and child are safe, and you are growing up day by day, smart, well-behaved and sensible."
"The only regret is that since you were born until you were ten years old, you just kept silent and didn't talk to anyone who asked you, don't care if it's Chinese medicine, Xixi, Tiao Dashen, priest, veterinarian... .”
"Where is there a veterinarian???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
Shen Changle said: "I'm in a hurry to go to the doctor. Anyway, I've seen all kinds of messes, but it doesn't work!"
"Hey, then why is this? What's wrong???" Hou Zhenping said.
Shen Changle said: "In the end, at your tenth birthday party, your father had a big banquet with guests and friends, Seventh Aunt, Eighth Aunt, Second Uncle, and Lao Wang next door to the neighbors all came, and everyone gathered together , your father begged grandpa to sue grandma, and told you that you finally told the truth."
Hou Zhen was surprised: "Oh? That means I can talk???"
Shen Changle explained: "You, this is a doll given by the old lady. This is a noble status. Your family is all mortal. How can you bear your screams? Don't care who it is, as long as you scream, you will be killed on the spot. die!!!"
"My god! This is too powerful!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "After all, how could your father believe this? At that time, he called your servants, the cook, the gardener, and the housekeeper. Sure enough, after a try, as long as whoever is called, whoever is called will immediately bleed. Shot on the ground!"
"Then what should we do?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Your father let out a long sigh: there is no child in your life, so don't force it! Son, you are my son. Since I begged you back in this life, you are my dear father and son. If you can call me Dad, that's fine." If I die right now, I'm worth it! Call!!! Call Dad!!!"
"Hey! Is this really called???" Hou Zhen asked dumbfounded.
Shen Changle said: "The neighbors around your house are all nervous about watching this, especially the old Wang next door, who also hurriedly persuaded: "Oh, let's forget it... or you can call the child clearly and specifically, what is it?" Do I want to call my own father or let you know my father..."
"Nonsense! What does it matter to him here???" Hou Zhen said angrily.
Shen Changle said: "Once your father finished his sincere words, you couldn't hold back any longer, and cried out loudly: Dad... Hey, it's weird! Your father is not dead!!!"
"Stop doing this, don't play badly, you want to say that the old king next door is dead, right?" Hou Zhen said angrily.
"Which, whoop, whoop..." The audience booed one after another.
Shen Changle spread his hands and said with a smile: "Hey! The magic is here, and the old king next door is fine!!!"
"Ah??? Then what does this mean in the end, who died?" Hou Zhen was also surprised.
Shen Changle laughed and said, "A monk died in the Niangniang Temple on Miaofeng Mountain nearby."
Hou Zhen said: "I'll fuck you!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
Shen Changle ended with a small turning point at the end, which perfectly made the audience laugh out of a small burden that was not too big.
The atmosphere in the theater was unprecedentedly warm. The laughter, applause, and applause resounding from inside, even the security guards who bought tickets outside, and the passers-by walking and running at night on the street could clearly hear them.
"Uncle, who is here today? Which singer Xiao Xianrou is so good? I remember that it was like this when the Four Heavenly Kings came." A passerby who happened to run past stood curiously at the door Uncle security guard said hello.
Uncle security gave a thumbs up with a smile, pointed to the stadium behind and said:
"The guy in the back is not a singer. Do you know that the Deyun Society talks about cross talk? Shen Changle! Our local youngsters in Qingcheng City, Mongolia Province said that it is quite good!!!"
The passer-by looked at the security guard with a strange expression and said, "It's not uncle...you are standing guard outside, how do you know if what people say is good or not?"
Uncle Security's originally proud expression suddenly became a little stiff, and he hesitated and was about to say something, when there was another burst of laughter and applause from the stadium behind
"Listen, listen! Is it good for me to go in and listen to the news? You can tell if it is good if you listen outside!" The security guard suddenly laughed.
Passers-by heard the continuous laughter in the gymnasium ahead, and nodded involuntarily. They secretly wrote down the name in their hearts, and they must look it up when they get home later.
And back to the gymnasium, as Shen Changle and Hou Zhen bowed and walked off the stage, the Linglong group behind them also appeared on the stage, and they were talking about a traditional live "Great Xiangmian".
At this time, the Linglong team was not as handsome as they were in the future. Both of them were slightly fat and always had a chubby feeling.
But this kind of feeling, coupled with the very unique youthful spirit of the two people, is very popular with the audience.
In fact, because Shen Changle and Linglong are both in the third team, they are very familiar with each other on stage and off stage.
In Shen Changle's impression, the two people's cross talk, learning and singing can be said to be consistent, they are very hardworking, and very comprehensive, but relatively speaking, apart from the eye-catching Allegro, it is also so far behind. Some characteristics, such as Yue Yunpeng's cheap, Zhang Yunlei's singing, and Shen Changle's bad.
However, I have to admit that the hard work of the Linglong group is indeed very obvious in the performance style of the two. The small burden has a good rhythm and atmosphere, and the basic skills are solid enough.
That's why Shen Changle didn't deliberately invite Liu Xiaoting and Zhang Jiuqin, and didn't deliberately invite Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuyu.
But the reason why I specially invited the Linglong group to give me the third assistant performance is that after a good cross talk, whether it is the cross talk actors on stage or the audience off stage, it actually needs a buffer period , ease your smile and emotions.
Just like a spring, if it is stretched too tight for a long time, it will cause problems with the deformation of the spring. Only when it is retracted and released, can it be in a better state to face the next stand-up comedy carefully prepared by Shen Changle.
And in this period of time, the Linglong combination is absolutely capable and a very good pair of partners among the younger generation.
In the backstage lounge, Shen Changle was sitting on a chair, gently playing with a piece of huanghuali in his hand, eyes closed and rested.
This was a piece given to him by Master Yu Qian when he knew that he was going to give a speech in Shang, before he left from the imperial capital. It was expensive, but his heart was even more precious.
Hou Zhen, who was on the side, came back from the starting gate and patted Shen Changle on the shoulder vigorously as a sign of encouragement.
Shen Changle opened his eyes slightly, his eyes seemed to be shining faintly, he turned his head and smiled and patted Hou Zhen's hand on his shoulder lightly and said: "It's okay, I can stand it! Then I'm on the stage, Brother Hou, don't say anything It's the first time you don't stand aside... I'm really happyヽ(○^^)!!!"
"Fuck off!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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