Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 325 Interview Two in One
In Tianjingdihua Pet Paradise, the teacher's wife Bai Huimin watched Zhu Jun and her husband's face turn darker and darker on the TV.

The pain masks of the two people also triggered double happiness, and they couldn't help being amused and laughed together.

"Hahahahaha!!! Chang Le, why didn't I realize that you have such a talent for flattery before? I think if you didn't learn to be funny at that time, but learned to be funny from your master, you would definitely be a master now." Bai Huimin, the teacher's wife, said lightly. He patted Shen Changle on the shoulder and joked.

Shen Changle said quite complacently: "Master, I also think that I have a talent for making jokes, the main reason is that I don't have a suitable teasing partner here."

Yu Qian blushed angrily, and his apprentice complained at a glance: "It is enough for the Deyun club to have one Zhu Hesong who is a fan, if there is one more you, who in our Deyun club would dare to make fun of it again??? Probably directly They were all beaten to death, and they all quit!!!”

"You still leave a way for them to survive, just hoho Houzhen alone!!!"

Everyone laughed, and Shen Changle scratched the back of his head in embarrassment. He really didn't know how to refute these words...

The show is still going on, gradually entering the second half, but Shen Changle's mudslide response has not weakened at all... On the contrary... Because there is no sense of tension at the beginning of the interview... On the contrary, there are more sassy words .

On the show, Shen Changle said seriously: "Actually, I'm not really interested in nightclubs. I'm just studying how to keep healthy. For example, what I eat is to eat like a beggar in the morning, like a beggar at noon, and like a beggar at night."

"I'm not saying that I'm a beggar... There are also things like drinking beer with goji berries at parties, iced cola with a few slices of American ginseng, eating Sichuan spicy hot pot while drinking honeysuckle to reduce fire, and eating melon seeds while drinking banlangen. "

"There is no way to keep in good health because I really want to keep in good health, and I am really greedy... I can only seek a little psychological comfort by relying on mutual offsetting to keep in good health."

"Besides cross talk, I should be best at Peking Opera. I can do anything. I can do anything from being born to being ugly, to being a fairy, to being a tiger, to cleaning the table and sweeping the floor, to pouring wine for the master, to helping the mother-in-law with the baby!!!"

"Fuck! This buddy's words are a bit big, the burden belongs to the burden, and the essence of the country dares to make jokes??? Return to the plenary meeting???"

"That's right, the quintessence of the country is the quintessence of the country, and the cross talk is the cross talk. Is this fame inflated???"

"Sheng, Dan, Jing, Mo, Chou, it's not easy to know one of them, and even dare to say plenary meeting, even the head of the Deyun Society dare not say that!!!"

After Shen Changle finished his last sentence, in the bullet screen on the online video, there were a lot of opposing and questioning voices in an instant.

However, fans who are more familiar with Deyun Society and Shen Changle shook their heads slightly, lamenting that the former is pure and kind, it is already 13, and there are still people who are not clear about this and question it? ? ?Isn't it clear that Shen Changle pretends to be [-]~
Zhu Jun, the host of the show, also gave an appropriate assist: "Then do you have a master in Peking Opera?"

Shen Changle shrugged relatively indifferently and said: "Actually, I don't have any in name, because I haven't officially held a teacher apprentice banquet, but it has indeed been set up in private, and in fact, many fans who know me know it well. We also worked together in a live broadcast, and it was Mr. Li Shengsu Li of our Peking Opera Mei School, who is now the head of the first troupe of the Longguo Peking Opera Troupe."

"…………"

"Excuse me! Excuse me!"

"My fault! My fault!"

"Sorry to bother you, goodbye!!!"

After the barrage in the webcast room faltered for a short time, it changed its painting style in an instant, apologizing and reflecting all over the place.

There is no way to see the shadow of a famous tree. Even if you don’t know much about Peking Opera, at least you can still recognize the Mei School founded by Master Mei. As for Li Shengsu who doesn’t know him, the title of the head of the First Troupe of the Longguo Peking Opera Troupe will never be unaware of what it means What a gold content, right? ? ?

However, since Shen Changle brought out such a great Buddha as his master, naturally he would not simply skip it. This pretense of 13 is just the beginning:
"Actually, I didn't want to learn Peking Opera by myself at the time, it was purely passive, I really didn't want to flatter and elevate myself, because after a certain performance, Teacher Li Shengsu offered to accept me as an apprentice. "

"I got this invitation at the time, but I was a little entangled in my heart. You said you agreed to learn Peking Opera... Firstly, it's not easy to learn, and secondly, I can't give up cross talk here. Help your friends and elders."

"But why don't you say no... Teacher Li Shengsu actually sings Peking Opera very well, looks beautiful, and has a good temperament. After all, you said you don't agree now, and Teacher Yu Kuizhi, the partner of Teacher Li Shengsu next to you, is also going to think about it." Accept me as an apprentice, and ask me again if I want to, I have a choice phobia, it’s too uncomfortable!!!”

"So I agreed. After that, it's actually like what the Beijing opera students in the class said: singing, reading, doing, and fighting. It's very difficult to practice the basic skills. In fact, I haven't experienced it much. After all, I have a good foundation before. ………”

At home in Ji Province, Li Shengsu and her husband were also laughing on the TV, overjoyed.

Li Shengsu smiled and said: "This apprentice is really... Forget it, let's spare him this time because he still told the truth."

"This chicken thief is very shrewd in his heart. I think his last two sentences are absolutely false, and he said them specifically to you." A certain husband said indifferently.

"Oh??? Do you mean that my apprentice is telling lies??? Then according to you... In your opinion, I am not beautiful at all, and I have no temperament, right???" Li Shengsu raised his eyebrows slightly, I don't know why in the gentle tone, I can still hear a trace of... coldness? ? ?
"I don't have a wife... Really, I definitely don't mean that... I love you the most, how can I not know how beautiful and temperament you are??? You must not take durian Ah!!! My knees really can't take it anymore!!!" Someone's miserable wailing and firm determination obviously played a certain role.

Li Shengsu's eyes softened slightly and said: "Okay, but the death penalty is inevitable... Your knees can't take it anymore, I want to see if your waist can take it, I'll see your performance ……………”

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On the other hand, following Shen Changle's classic Versailles quotations, which appeared for the first time in this world, almost everyone, whether present or on the Internet, was immediately annoyed with laughter:
"Good guy!!! It's so good--you can get cheap!!!"

"I'll go, my bad temper, I really want to beat him up!!!"

"+1!!!"

"+2!!!"

"+10086!!!"

"I'm... Teacher Li Shengsu okay??? Plus Teacher Yu Kuizhi's difficulty in choosing??? I just spit him to death with a sip of salt soda!!!"

"Are there any students from the Peking Opera Theater in major places!!! Zhi Leng, get up and follow me to the Deyun Club to stop him!!! Labor and management can't stop their temper!!!"

"Add me, labor and capital prepare their own weapons!!!"

"Labor and management are old students, so it's not too much to carry an acting knife with you!!! I'm already called Didi!!!"

"It's not too much!!! Is there any brother who has spare time to bring me one too!!!"

It can be said that under Shen Changle's Versailles this time, almost no one who has studied and understood Peking Opera can just smile and let it go.

Everyone is gearing up, vowing to gather a large number of poor people whose self-confidence and self-esteem have been damaged, beat Shen Changle wildly, and kick off this guy's dog's head as a ball.

If it is said that a hate list of "this bureaucrat should be punished" is to be erected in opera schools across the country at this time, then Shen Changle must have filled the list without any pressure immediately after the show was broadcast. Not the slightest bit of pressure.

In the TV show, Zhu Jun covered his face with a pained expression and sighed, only hating himself for being deceived by lard, insisting on remembering a week ago to invite such a 13-person pretender to be a guest.

In reality, Zhu Jun is so happy that he is going crazy:
"Explosive!!! Explosive!!! This result is about to break the record of our three-year program ratings???" Zhu Jun asked excitedly while grabbing the director of the program group beside him.

The director of the program group looked at the real-time data in the background, which looked like a straight arrow. When the two were talking, they were still climbing rapidly towards a higher place. He couldn't help but adjusted his glasses and exclaimed:

"It's not just these three years, if it continues like this, even the highest record in the history of our program will be broken!!!"

In one room, a director of a classic CCTV program and a well-known host who had been on the Spring Festival Gala all grinned and smirked, as if they had committed some evil disease...

Facts have proved that this time's risky military move, using Zhu Jun's host career and reputation as a bet, won a big victory this time! ! !Complete success! ! !

In recent decades, the highest ratings of 0% for national talk shows was set by CCTV's "Art Life". Can today make new history?Just look at this morning! ! !

"Come on, baby!!! Go up again!!!"

"Strengthen!!! Work harder!!!"

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At the dining table of Tianjingdihua Pet Paradise, apart from Shen Changle and Master Yu Qian, who already knew the plot of the story in advance, were lacking in interest, and were only single-mindedly turning into curly-haired meat sweepers and handsome skewer killers.

The rest of the people were all staring at the TV in front of them, watching with relish, and laughing.

Gradually, as the content of the conversation deepened, Shen Changle and Master Yu Qian's burdens became less burdensome, and the B-type of the interview finally came up, and finally slowly moved on to more sensitive topics.

Zhu Jun looked at Shen Changle solemnly and said: "Chang Le, what do you think about your cross talk and the three customs???"

When the whole picture fell silent, even Yu Qian put away his relaxed smile and turned slightly to look at his apprentice.

Shen Changle smiled and asked back: "Mr. Zhu Jun, you have actually been involved in cross talk before, do you think cross talk belongs to comedy???"

Zhu Jun thought about it carefully and said, "Of course this question doesn't need much, and of course it's a comedy."

Shen Changle spread out his hands and said, "That's easy to say. Comedy is a show that makes people happy and happy, tragedy - is a play that makes people cry, and horror film - is a play that makes people afraid and frightened."

"It's as if flour is edible, regardless of whether it's made into steamed buns, steamed buns, or noodles, its ultimate essence is still edible, and its function is to fill people's stomachs and supplement nutrition."

"Even if it is the capital of pasta, it uses various techniques and connotations to imply history, how advanced it has become, it has become a noodle man, it has become an intangible cultural heritage, and it has become an art. People don't eat it, but watch it. , but its function will never exist and become, he can eat it all."

"So let's go back to this comedy, this cross talk, its most basic function-is to make people laugh, make people happy, and make everyone happy. You can add any variety of elements to it, such as singing, Peking opera, Imitation, ugliness, and even some shams or ethics.”

"Comedy -- making people happy is the most important thing. This is also the psychological need of a comedian. When he watches a comedy, it means that he is here to have fun, not to learn, to educate people, to gain knowledge."

"Some people may say that there are still many classics that can make people laugh, teach people a lot of philosophy, and learn life insights. I have no objection to this. I also agree that this kind of cross talk is indeed a classic that has been passed down for a long time. .”

"However, these learnings and life insights can only be icing on the cake, not the main course."

"The main course of comedy or cross talk is always happy and happy. With a funny main course and life insights, it is a classic and good cross talk for educational significance, but it does not mean that there are no such side dishes. It is only funny. It’s not a good, classic cross talk.”

"In my opinion, the latter is no worse than the former, and the former is no more noble than the latter."

"Many mainstream comedians nowadays mainly pursue side dishes too much, that is, replace the side dishes with ginseng, velvet antler, and cordyceps sinensis. Finally, put a plate of Xie Te in the middle of the main course. Can the people who eat do it??? You just Tell the customer, it’s okay, the main course is not good, our side dishes are good!!! Remember to give a good review, dear!!! Aren’t you getting beaten???”

"It's like we go to perform in rural areas, or in third- and fourth-tier cities. There may be some people in such places, whose education level is not high. If you say "Tiger's Mouth", they just don't like to listen to it, and they just want to listen to it. Zhen his father, Hou Zhen his daughter-in-law, don’t these people deserve to be happy??? Don’t they deserve to listen to cross talk???”

"Comedy workers, I think it is the conscience and duty of every comedy worker to try to bring happiness to every audience. This is my concept of cross talk, and it is also what my cross talk hopes to achieve."

"Maybe I would say cross talk with only the main course, and I will also desperately study the cross talk with a lot of side dishes, but what I pursue is always his essence - the ability to bring happiness, this I will never change .”

Shen Changle's tone was calm and calm, but there seemed to be a touch of light on his handsome face out of thin air.

"Don't think about it, I believe in light, but I won't be Ultraman!" Shen Changle solemnly voted monthly and recommended tickets for the handsome/beautiful love in front of the screen, and the readers of the full subscription complained.

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