Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 292 Sacrificial to Mr. Hou, happy audience
Shen Changle said with a smile: "Cross talk is just like that. As the saying goes, you can't laugh if you talk about it."

Hou Zhen said: "Yes."

Shen Changle said: "Don't look at the two of us standing on the stage, you are sitting in the audience, in fact, everyone's status is equal, and there is no saying who is worse than who or inferior to whom."

"How can cross talk be considered good??? In fact, it's like talking with relatives and friends, talking and laughing, just looking for fun and making a joke."

"I'm afraid of those newcomers or those laymen, oh, this is about cross talk, wearing a small suit, wearing a floral tie, and wiping work, the oil on the head is shiny and shiny, as if it has been beaten with chicken blood: Oh, comrades Ahh!!! We should build our new countryside well...don't spit everywhere, it's boring."

Hou Zhen nodded and said, "That's right."

Shen Changle lightly raised her hand, pointed to the stage and said, "This place a few feet away is called a stage, not a podium. Why? It's for performances, not for education."

"There are so many people in the audience, and there are all kinds of talents of all kinds of occupations, such as the president of that country, chiefs, lawyers, doctors, leaders of multinational companies, and people who buy fish and shrimp in Dajiekou."

"Everyone has their own pressure, and everyone has their own difficulties. People buy tickets to listen to cross talk, that is, they come to have fun and relax. Wouldn't it be good if they go home and register for the adult test???"

Hou Zhen said: "Yes."

Shen Changle said: "Right, you said to listen to a few cross talks, oh, what's the matter with Mr. Hou, what's the matter with Mr. Hou's father... Let's all have a good laugh, release the pressure, and let people step on and hit you on the way home. Get angry and yell, go home and see your wife and children laughing and laughing."

"I think this is very good. This is the Deyun Society. This is my little contribution to the harmony of socialism!"

"Good good good good!!!"

"That's right!!!"

"The male god said it well!!!"

Hou Zhen smiled and said: "Haha, what you said makes sense."

Shen Changle said: "That's the reason, now there are such a group of people who are tossing around on the Internet every day, alas, what you said is too vulgar, and you also said that Mr. Hou's daughter-in-law, father, this is too bad !!!”

"Everyone, think about it? Who am I talking about in this cross talk??? I said you just point to an audience, oh, what's the matter with his wife, what's the matter with his father, as soon as I said a few words, I was about to come up and desperately come up. "

Hou Zhendao: "That's right."

Shen Changle said: "If you want to substitute you into the plot of cross talk, it can only be someone who everyone knows best and everyone knows, that is, Mr. Hou, whom we love."

"There is no size on the stage, and there are rules in the audience. Besides, it's not like crosstalk. What do you want to sing in Peking Opera? I wear a beard to play the grandfather, Mr. Hou plays the grandson, and I whip him with a whip, everyone knows is fake."

"For example, in this TV series, I play a foolish king, wine pool, meat forest, and hundreds of girls sleep with me. For example, in the Anti-Japanese War drama, dozens of people died in a sudden burst with a machine gun. Everyone was so happy watching it. Although it is fake, it is true. Realistic, good!!!”

"Come to our place, take a fan and lightly hit it, oh, this three vulgars!!! It's so cruel to beat people on the stage!!! Do you guys think this is reasonable???"

"unreasonable!!!"

"it is good!!!"

"No problem!!!"

The audience responded one after another.

Shen Changle picked up a fan, deliberately asked everyone to take a closer look and explained: "Especially this kind of fan, we are specially made, it has been roasted with fire in advance, it is brittle and the sound is loud enough when you tap it lightly. Look!"

"Clap clap clap!!!"

After finishing speaking, Shen Changle didn't wait for Hou Zhen to react, and directly aimed at Hou Zhen's head and hit him three times. Shen Changle said solemnly: "Look, the sound is loud but it doesn't hurt at all."

After finishing speaking, he directly aimed at Mr. Hou's head and hit the dog's head with a stick: "Papa papa papa!!!"

"It's true that I don't get tired playing all day. It's very fun. I'll see you show off a more handsome style of play. I call it Happiness Papa Papa. If you feel happy, you can clap your hands---Papa!!!"

"Okay!!! The beating is endless, I just endured you for a long time!!!" Hou Zhen said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed and laughed.

Shen Changle said: "Besides, even if it's talking about it, when it comes to this, the family hasn't said they don't want it yet, and you bunch of outsiders who can't fight are talking sarcastic words, right?"

Hou Zhen chuckled and said, "Hi."

Shen Changle said with an affectionate look: "Really, Mr. Hou, I have been talking nonsense for so many years, talking about you, my sister-in-law, and the old man. I feel so guilty in my heart!!! You and your family have a lot of adults, please don’t mind, of course, if you really mind, you can say it, I will never say it again, but in the future, there is no way to bring laughter to the audience and friends, and there is no way to revitalize traditional art , revitalize the cross talk business!!!"

The more Shen Changle spoke, the more he choked up, and the more he spoke, the more moved he was. His expression was seven points guilt, two points regret, and one point reluctance. The intermediate-level performance given to Shen Changle by the system was perfectly integrated into it, and people even forgot that it was just a cross talk.

Hou Zhen's face turned red, and he didn't know why, but Shen Changle's words aroused a burst of arrogance, quite a feeling that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, and if hell is not empty, I swear that I won't become a Buddha, as if the next second Zhen said that he minded, and he committed an unforgivable crime.

In an instant, Hou Zhen also laughed boldly and said: "It's okay, everything is for cross talk and for the audience's happiness, don't worry, you can say whatever you want, our family is not angry, you can rest assured!!!"

Shen Changle's complexion seemed to change, just now he was still moved and guilty as if he was going to die, but the next second he smiled cheaply and said: "Well, since Teacher Hou agreed, let's tell another joke about Teacher Hou's father! !!"

"sister in law!!!"

"sister in law!!!"

"Say Hou Zhen's wife!!!"

The audience below was even more vicious, shouting loudly one by one.

Shen Changle listened very seriously: "Oh, sister-in-law??? It's okay, let's talk about Mrs. Hou's father first, and let's talk about sister-in-law next time."

"Mr. Hou Zhenhou agreed just now, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, let's talk one by one later, there will be, there will be!" (°°)

Hou Zhen: "..."

"Fuck you, day defense and night defense, you've fallen for this bastard again!!!" Hou Zhen wished he could slap himself twice again, it's uncomfortable......... Shiitake mushrooms...

(End of this chapter)