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Chapter 285 Can't think of the chapter name
Chapter 285 Can't Think of a Chapter Name
Shen Changle posed posses, complacently maintaining the appearance of reciting poems.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience laughed, leaning forward and back together with joy.
Hou Zhen had no choice but to say: "The poems are... anyway... so-so, I just want to know if you don't go to the city usually? Just hang around in this suburb???"
Shen Changle was surprised and said: "General? Didn't you hear the rich connotation and deep meaning in it???"
Hou Zhen wondered: "Are there any of these in here???"
Shen Changle said solemnly: "Of course there is!!! Although this poem is not written much, it has far-reaching significance. It reflects the close cooperation of the people in the capital, the unity and friendship among the districts and counties, the happy life of the people, and the welcome of the Asian Games. Yes, support our country to realize the four modernizations...such a big connotation."
Hou Zhendao: "Good guy, this connotation is not small."
Shen Changle said: "That's what we want. We want to go against the three vulgarities. We must be elegant, have taste, and be on the bench!!!"
Hou Zhendao: "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Shen Changle said seriously: "You can't be fooled, only once."
Hou Zhen said helplessly: "Oh, that's fine, that's fine, what do you say?"
Shen Changle said: "What's the use of talking about cross talk? Do you know if you use it to educate people!"
Hou Zhen said: "Oh educate people."
Shen Changle said: "Anyway, I think so, you are not just an actor, you are a teacher, a professor!"
"A professor? Good guy, did you see that professor used one???" Hou Zhen said helplessly.
Shen Changle said: "One... has always been a professor. Your cross talk is used to educate people. Your cross talk must have high taste. Do you know that the people who want to educate cry bitterly?"
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said, "Ah? Is this okay???"
Shen Changle said: "Of course!!!! You don't have to worry about whether the audience is happy or not. What are you afraid of if you lose more than one billion viewers? If you like it or not, you will die if you don't!!! Your position is very solid!!! "
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience laughed loudly, slapped their thighs frantically, and cheered through the roof as if they were going to break through the sky.
In the auditorium, the faces of several mainstream cross talk actors were as dark as the bottom of a pot, and a group of them felt uncomfortable on pins and needles.
Hou Zhendao: "I lost more than one billion viewers, can my position be secure? I don't know where this station is."
Shen Changle said: "An excellent cross talk actor must be anti-three vulgar, and you have to keep it in your heart. As the saying goes, humility makes people progress, and even shitty people can make progress, not to mention that you have the right appearance. wrong."
Hou Zhen said in distaste: "Hey! What you're talking about is three vulgar things, it's too dirty!!!"
Shen Changle said angrily: "Oh, I'm going, how dare you say I'm Sanya??? Sanya is my way to attack others, you know? You say I can't do it!!!"
Hou Zhendao: "Oh, that means you are only allowed to talk about other people's vulgarity."
Shen Changle said: "Yes! Why do you have an opinion? Believe it or not if I killed you? Have you ever seen a hooligan beat you? A flowerpot smashed your forehead and bled. Let me show you my tattoo and scare you to death!! !"
Hou Zhendao: "Good guy, I'm so wrong, okay, can you continue talking?"
The audience in the auditorium laughed louder and louder, and the applause became more and more enthusiastic. Every sound seemed to be a joke and humiliation to Chen Hansong.
Chen Hansong in the auditorium couldn't bear it anymore, he groaned and stood up directly from the auditorium, and ran to several members of the Law Enforcement Brigade of the Cultural Bureau who were standing beside him and said:
"Mr. policemen, the cross talk show mentioned above is so vulgar, why don't you guys ignore it???"
Several members of the Law Enforcement Brigade of the Cultural Affairs Bureau looked at each other, and the team leader stepped forward and said politely, "You are... Teacher Chen Hansong, right?"
Chen Hansong blushed slightly, but he still gritted his teeth and admitted: "That's right, I'm here today... just to listen to the cross talk, mainly because of their cross talk show..."
The captain exchanged glances with several team members, and said politely: "Mr. Chen, we have been listening to it. So far, there is no problem with Shen Changle's cross talk, and there is no swearing. The propaganda is also anti-three vulgar."
Chen Hansong said unwillingly: "Then what kind of shit is that???"
The captain said politely: "It's just a simple homonym. We really don't think there is any problem with this."
Chen Hansong: "...Damn it, why do I feel that the development of this matter is becoming more and more different from what I imagined."
On the stage, Shen Changle didn't care what the plotters thought. Now that he had the confidence given by the police uncle just now, he really scolded unscrupulously..."anti-three vulgar".
Shen Changle said: "I'm really too lazy to tell you, I'm very busy, you know?"
"Dare you say I'm vulgar? For a person like you, the next step is to be shot immediately, and the next step is to be released on medical parole."
Hou Zhendao: "Okay, what am I doing? Is there anything better?"
Shen Changle said: "Angry! If you catch it like this, it will take 5 minutes to be shot. I'm busy, you know? I really don't have that much time to talk to you."
Hou Zhen said: "Then what are you busy with???"
Shen Changle smiled and said: "What are you busy with??? I have to develop into the elegant and mainstream cross talk world, so let me ask you a question first, do you know why Mr. Ma Zhiming is good at cross talk???"
Hou Zhendao: "Oh Young Master, I don't know."
Shen Changle said persuasively: "My father is talking about cross talk, Mr. Ma."
Hou Zhen said: "Yes, that's right."
Shen Changle said: "Mr. Chang Gui Tianchang, do you know him well??? Why do people say cross talk so well???"
Hou Zhendao: "Oh, I know the cross-talk actor from the Chang family of the cross-talk family, can you tell me why?"
Shen Changle said: "My father is talking about cross talk!"
"Your teacher Hou Zhenhou, why are you talking about cross talk so well? Your dad is talking about cross talk (°°)" Shen Changle puffed up his chest and looked smug as he spoke, the meaning is self-evident.
"Woo, woo, woo..."
"Hahahahaha!!!" The audience laughed and booed.
Hou Zhendao: "That's not true! My father doesn't talk about cross talk!!! Don't show me your chest!!!"
Shen Changle said: "All right, all right, your father doesn't talk about cross talk, your father listens to cross talk!" (°°)
"Listen to the cross talk...... Go!!! This is not right!!!" Hou Zhen took a while to reflect, and said directly angrily.
2/3
(End of this chapter)
Shen Changle posed posses, complacently maintaining the appearance of reciting poems.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience laughed, leaning forward and back together with joy.
Hou Zhen had no choice but to say: "The poems are... anyway... so-so, I just want to know if you don't go to the city usually? Just hang around in this suburb???"
Shen Changle was surprised and said: "General? Didn't you hear the rich connotation and deep meaning in it???"
Hou Zhen wondered: "Are there any of these in here???"
Shen Changle said solemnly: "Of course there is!!! Although this poem is not written much, it has far-reaching significance. It reflects the close cooperation of the people in the capital, the unity and friendship among the districts and counties, the happy life of the people, and the welcome of the Asian Games. Yes, support our country to realize the four modernizations...such a big connotation."
Hou Zhendao: "Good guy, this connotation is not small."
Shen Changle said: "That's what we want. We want to go against the three vulgarities. We must be elegant, have taste, and be on the bench!!!"
Hou Zhendao: "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Shen Changle said seriously: "You can't be fooled, only once."
Hou Zhen said helplessly: "Oh, that's fine, that's fine, what do you say?"
Shen Changle said: "What's the use of talking about cross talk? Do you know if you use it to educate people!"
Hou Zhen said: "Oh educate people."
Shen Changle said: "Anyway, I think so, you are not just an actor, you are a teacher, a professor!"
"A professor? Good guy, did you see that professor used one???" Hou Zhen said helplessly.
Shen Changle said: "One... has always been a professor. Your cross talk is used to educate people. Your cross talk must have high taste. Do you know that the people who want to educate cry bitterly?"
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said, "Ah? Is this okay???"
Shen Changle said: "Of course!!!! You don't have to worry about whether the audience is happy or not. What are you afraid of if you lose more than one billion viewers? If you like it or not, you will die if you don't!!! Your position is very solid!!! "
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience laughed loudly, slapped their thighs frantically, and cheered through the roof as if they were going to break through the sky.
In the auditorium, the faces of several mainstream cross talk actors were as dark as the bottom of a pot, and a group of them felt uncomfortable on pins and needles.
Hou Zhendao: "I lost more than one billion viewers, can my position be secure? I don't know where this station is."
Shen Changle said: "An excellent cross talk actor must be anti-three vulgar, and you have to keep it in your heart. As the saying goes, humility makes people progress, and even shitty people can make progress, not to mention that you have the right appearance. wrong."
Hou Zhen said in distaste: "Hey! What you're talking about is three vulgar things, it's too dirty!!!"
Shen Changle said angrily: "Oh, I'm going, how dare you say I'm Sanya??? Sanya is my way to attack others, you know? You say I can't do it!!!"
Hou Zhendao: "Oh, that means you are only allowed to talk about other people's vulgarity."
Shen Changle said: "Yes! Why do you have an opinion? Believe it or not if I killed you? Have you ever seen a hooligan beat you? A flowerpot smashed your forehead and bled. Let me show you my tattoo and scare you to death!! !"
Hou Zhendao: "Good guy, I'm so wrong, okay, can you continue talking?"
The audience in the auditorium laughed louder and louder, and the applause became more and more enthusiastic. Every sound seemed to be a joke and humiliation to Chen Hansong.
Chen Hansong in the auditorium couldn't bear it anymore, he groaned and stood up directly from the auditorium, and ran to several members of the Law Enforcement Brigade of the Cultural Bureau who were standing beside him and said:
"Mr. policemen, the cross talk show mentioned above is so vulgar, why don't you guys ignore it???"
Several members of the Law Enforcement Brigade of the Cultural Affairs Bureau looked at each other, and the team leader stepped forward and said politely, "You are... Teacher Chen Hansong, right?"
Chen Hansong blushed slightly, but he still gritted his teeth and admitted: "That's right, I'm here today... just to listen to the cross talk, mainly because of their cross talk show..."
The captain exchanged glances with several team members, and said politely: "Mr. Chen, we have been listening to it. So far, there is no problem with Shen Changle's cross talk, and there is no swearing. The propaganda is also anti-three vulgar."
Chen Hansong said unwillingly: "Then what kind of shit is that???"
The captain said politely: "It's just a simple homonym. We really don't think there is any problem with this."
Chen Hansong: "...Damn it, why do I feel that the development of this matter is becoming more and more different from what I imagined."
On the stage, Shen Changle didn't care what the plotters thought. Now that he had the confidence given by the police uncle just now, he really scolded unscrupulously..."anti-three vulgar".
Shen Changle said: "I'm really too lazy to tell you, I'm very busy, you know?"
"Dare you say I'm vulgar? For a person like you, the next step is to be shot immediately, and the next step is to be released on medical parole."
Hou Zhendao: "Okay, what am I doing? Is there anything better?"
Shen Changle said: "Angry! If you catch it like this, it will take 5 minutes to be shot. I'm busy, you know? I really don't have that much time to talk to you."
Hou Zhen said: "Then what are you busy with???"
Shen Changle smiled and said: "What are you busy with??? I have to develop into the elegant and mainstream cross talk world, so let me ask you a question first, do you know why Mr. Ma Zhiming is good at cross talk???"
Hou Zhendao: "Oh Young Master, I don't know."
Shen Changle said persuasively: "My father is talking about cross talk, Mr. Ma."
Hou Zhen said: "Yes, that's right."
Shen Changle said: "Mr. Chang Gui Tianchang, do you know him well??? Why do people say cross talk so well???"
Hou Zhendao: "Oh, I know the cross-talk actor from the Chang family of the cross-talk family, can you tell me why?"
Shen Changle said: "My father is talking about cross talk!"
"Your teacher Hou Zhenhou, why are you talking about cross talk so well? Your dad is talking about cross talk (°°)" Shen Changle puffed up his chest and looked smug as he spoke, the meaning is self-evident.
"Woo, woo, woo..."
"Hahahahaha!!!" The audience laughed and booed.
Hou Zhendao: "That's not true! My father doesn't talk about cross talk!!! Don't show me your chest!!!"
Shen Changle said: "All right, all right, your father doesn't talk about cross talk, your father listens to cross talk!" (°°)
"Listen to the cross talk...... Go!!! This is not right!!!" Hou Zhen took a while to reflect, and said directly angrily.
2/3
(End of this chapter)
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