Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 273

Hou Zhen wondered, "Who is this concubine Shu?"

Shen Changle said seriously: "Sophie doesn't even know? Haven't you been to my uncle??? Comfortable and fit to prevent domineering side leakage."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience was listening to the following Guankou seriously, but they were almost broken by Shen Changle's burden, and Le leaned back and forth, booing continuously.

"Go away!!! What kind of uncle am I a man? Who is Concubine Shu???" Hou Zhen said angrily.

Shen Changle smiled and said quickly, "I think there was a Kohler country in the Western Regions, and it owed me three years to the Qing Dynasty. There was no choice but to come in. The beautiful woman Karamayha Yiwang is an old iron who is a little bit stronger than steel."

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Isn't that the name? Isn't it too rough???"

The audience laughed and couldn't be happier.

Being able to freely mix in some of your own jokes in the traditional work really made the audience in the theater very buy it
Shen Changle smiled and said: "The emperor was shocked when he saw this woman. This woman's beauty is unheard of and never seen before. She has been named Concubine Shu and has a lot of power in the palace. Today, there is no reason why the summoner came here. He hurriedly adjusted his crown and belt, and came to the inner court. , but it can be seen that it is made of blue and deep colored glaze, and it is decorated with bright and shining treasures, towers and halls, carved beams and painted buildings, it is like a fairyland on earth."

"Hey! It's magnificent!!!" Hou Zhen gave a thumbs up and praised.

Shen Changle continued: "! When I came to the front of the hall, I knelt down on both knees, saying that my humble minister is here to receive orders, and I only heard my mother's coquettish cry: (Falling to the mouth of Henan Province) Oh, you son of a bitch, why did you come there! Why did you cut you off! Why did you cut you off!"

Hou Zhenle said: "My mother, this lady learned the standard Henan dialect!"

Shen Changle said: "The visitor ordered the bead curtain to be rolled up and hung up with a golden hook! The servants on both sides invited my second great-grandfather inside. The lady said that I wrote a poem in my palace last night, please come and correct it for me." , Someone handed me a poem, and my second great-grandfather was shocked when he held it in his hand! There are two small poems written on it: Let’s learn how to meow together, and meow meow together. If you act like a baby in front of you, you still have to meow meow Meow!"

"Could this be a poem??? Isn't this a lyrics??" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Second great-grandfather took a sneak peek and saw my mother's willow eyebrows were smiling and her phoenix eyes were full of spring, and there were countless kinds of romance written in the corners of her eyebrows and eyes. I couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion. If we say that the two are about the same age and age, my mother was just 19 years old that year. , my second great-grandfather was only..."

Shen Changle paused for a while, and left a word.

Hou Zhen cooperated tacitly: "More than 20?"

Shen Changle smiled slightly and said: "84!!! When I was caring about the horse heart ape, I suddenly heard the arrival of the holy man! This is killing me! I think the sage Confucius taught us back then: Although the famous flower has an owner, I will take it easy. !!!”

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Ah??? This is what Confucius said? Isn't this a hooligan???"

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience laughed out loud again, very happy.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "I'm wrong! You can't touch the dry food of the Lord! Stand up quickly and go out! I accidentally ran into the emperor's feeding yard and found a treasure on the ground. I put it in my arms and jumped over the wall. And then, from now on, I will resign from office, and I hope that the children and grandchildren will not be able to eat this treasure in the future!!!”

Hou Zhen hurriedly asked: "What kind of treasure is this???"

Shen Changle smiled proudly and said, "A shoe insole!!!"

Hou Zhen said speechlessly: "What kind of treasure is this insole, it's worthless!"

Shen Changle said: "This is not just an insole! The smell in it lasts for a long time, smelling it for a while can cure rhinitis!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "That's so delicious! It's worthless!"

Shen Changle said: "It's not worth much, is it? Don't worry, this is also a gift, there are better treasures in the future!"

"We have a third treasure in our family! Back then..."

"We have a fourth treasure in our family!......"

new!All of them were newly edited, and the audience was so lively that they almost stood up and applauded.

As for the fellow comic actors in the audience, they felt like crying, so they didn't want to bully people like this! ! !After "New Selling Five Utensils" comes out, it will be the most precious gems, and everyone is happier than each other.

If you want to talk about cross talk in Longguo in the future, if someone mentions it, will you say it or not?Don't say that the audience looks down on you.

First of all, it may not be good, but second, I just copied someone's new joke from Deyun Club, which is plagiarism. ? ?

A group of imperial capitals, mainstream people from all over the world came to investigate the enemy's situation, and local cross-talk actors all had bitter mouths, as if they had eaten a large piece of Coptis chinensis and bitter melon, and the bitter bile was about to come up.

In the past, when we talked about the person on stage, it was always said that he could only poop, sing, and create some new vulgar jokes.

It's good now, people don't talk about shit, pee and fart. Turning to the opening program of the first commercial performance, a textbook-level "Selling Five Weapons" was directly presented, a serious traditional work! ! !Or TM is the re-adapted Xinhuo Xinguankou! ! !
The thin old man was feeling very relieved on the seat, his eyes and already gray eyebrows were mixed together, and his smiling eyes were invisible.

You don’t even need to listen to the things behind, just rush to the passages of the first few paragraphs, and the things behind are absolutely the same.

Shen Changle was sweating profusely on the stage, but her heart became more and more joyful and happy. Seeing the enthusiastic reaction of the audience, Shen Changle also worked harder and harder without the slightest reservation, showing her best side.

The stage soon came to the end, Hou Zhenyi waved his hand and said: "These are not very good!!!"

Shen Changle laughed and said, "I'm telling you! You don't need a penny for the first four items. If you want to say that this is the most valuable, it has to be this fifth item!"

Hou Zhen said: "This must be good!"

Shen Changle said: "That must be true, you listen."

"In the year of Gengzi, in 1900, the Boxer Regiment helped the Qing Dynasty to destroy the foreign countries. They killed the imperial envoy of country D called Kelinde in the alleys of the east city and west of the imperial capital. He was angry that the Eight-Power Allied Forces broke through the imperial capital. As soon as the imperial capital was broken, the emperor ran away. The Empress Dowager also ran away, and the civil and military ministers, escorts, helpers, and cookers all left. The entire empire is left alone. When the Eight-Power Allied Forces arrive in the imperial capital, you will occupy the south, I will occupy the north, and he will occupy the east. He seized the west and divided the imperial capital."

Hou Zhendao: "That's right! That's what happened!!!"

(End of this chapter)