Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 271

Hou Zhen looked at Shen Changle warily and said, "My wife is fine at home, but what do you want to do???"

Shen Changle said: "Isn't there a fresh food in Yangbenguo? It's called human sushi, we can come too."

"Open a restaurant directly, put the two of you on it and serve it, especially you two have good skin and whiteness!!!"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Ah??? Let the two of us act as the human body???"

Shen Changle said: "That's right, they make a sushi human body serving, let's have a hot pot human body serving directly!!!"

"Hot pot...... Hey, grandson, wait a minute!!! The sushi is cold, and my wife and I put a hot pot, wouldn't it be scalded to death???" Hou Zhen muttered for a while, then seemed After reacting, he quickly stopped Shen Changle and said.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed and laughed, applauding continuously.

Shen Changle said solemnly: "It's okay. As the saying goes, that's dead... Why don't you be afraid of the hot pot being hot? Besides, I am not willing to serve the hot pot, sister-in-law. You can definitely hold some sesame sauce, leek flower, bean curd in sauce, and oil dish What." (°°)

Hou Zhendao: "You are a pig!!! Oh, that means I will go out, no!!! Definitely not!!!"

Guo Taoer and Yu Qian were sitting in the backstage lounge, they couldn't help but glanced back and said, "This kid is fine, and I have added a lot of small burdens."

Yu Qian also nodded in satisfaction and said: "There is also the hanging in front, which is really good. This kid has really put in a lot of effort these days."

Shen Changle on the stage continued: "It's okay, this is what you want. If it doesn't work, you can change it. I have the best idea here. As long as you can do it, you will definitely make money!!!"

Hou Zhen was a little skeptical and said, "Is it true? Tell me about it?"

Shen Changle said excitedly: "Look at how convenient it is to share outside now, share bicycles, share cars, share charging treasures, share inflatable wives...you say we also have one, share mobile phones! Is it a good idea? !!!”

Hou Zhen wondered: "Sharing mobile phones??? What's the use of this???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Think about it, these people want to make a phone call on the street, if there is our shared phone at this time, they can be used directly by scanning the QR code on the mobile phone, absolutely!!!"

"...No...then how can I use this shared phone if I don't have a mobile phone?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle spread his hands and said, "That won't work. If you don't have a mobile phone and can't scan the QR code, how can you make a shared phone call?"

Hou Zhen said speechlessly: "If I have a mobile phone, I can dial the number directly by myself, so why do I need to make a shared phone?"

Shen Changle said angrily: "You are working so hard! My shared phone is for people who don't have a phone. If you have a phone, call your fart!!!"

"………… It's not you, if I don't have a mobile phone, how can I scan the QR code to make a call???" Hou Zhenqiang held back his temper and said patiently.

Shen Changle continued to say angrily: "You don't have a phone, you go to the market to buy it!!! After you buy it, come back and call!!!"

"...No, then I have a mobile phone... Forget it, this is an endless loop." Hou Zhen rolled his eyes and felt like he was going crazy.

The audience below was also leaning forward and back together with joy, applause and laughter continued.

Shen Changle asked: "Then how much can you pay???"

Hou Zhendao: "How much will I pay? No, then you have to tell me how much you are going to pay, right???"

Shen Changle said with some embarrassment: "I don't have much money."

"What kind of business do you have if you don't have any money? Don't talk about it before it's too late." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle faltered and said: "No, how about it, you can lend me some, and I will lend it to you after we make money."

Hou Zhendao: "Good fellow! This amount of money is not enough for the two of us to toss about. If you have the money, we will work together. If you don't have the money, forget it!!!"

Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "Well, since I dare to tell you about this, I'm sure I'll be able to take out the money. As the saying goes, it's winter and March when you're sleepy in spring, tired in autumn, napping in summer, and unable to wake up from sleep."

"These words are not next to each other at all!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled slightly, held up a slap and said, "My family has five family treasures, each of which is priceless if sold."

The thin old man above the auditorium's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but widen his eyes, nodded with satisfaction and said:
"It's quite a novelty. Now we have to see how new this "New Selling Five Weapons" is. If it's just some new burdens from before, but some of the names don't match the reality."

The granddaughter on the side murmured softly: "My family's music is already very good, why do you say that, grandpa!!!"

The skinny old man smiled helplessly, and said with some self-deprecation: "That's right, the cross talk Guankou in "Selling the Five Weapons" was perfected little by little by countless cross talk masters and seniors in the past 200 years. work."

"It's not easy for the current cross talk actors to be able to innovate on this basis. It may indeed be that I have asked too much. How can it be possible to change... this!!!"

But before the skinny old man finished speaking, he was startled by Shen Changle's first sentence, and it also surprised everyone who knew what to do.

Shen Changle's complexion was complete, and with a sigh of relief in his chest, he said more and more quickly: "In the last years of the Yuan Dynasty, Emperor Yuan Shun was in power and the emperor was licentious and innocent. , to tell the world, to open martial arts, all the masters from all walks of life came to Beijing. Lao Tuotuo made ten ultimatum plans, trying to catch all the heroes in the world."

"In the field of martial arts, there is a great talent, it is Huaiyuan Anning Hei Taisui, Tiger Fighting General Kaiping Wang Changyuchun. This old man stepped on the wall of the tribute courtyard, poked the gun and smashed the cannon, threw the fort away, and harassed the emperor. Half a piece of dragon robe, pulled the robe and stroked the belt, poured wine on the grand master, smashed the cup to the pregnant king, supported the heavy gate with one arm, threw the gold-headed king to death, smashed the silver-headed king to death, picked the bronze-headed king with a spear, whipped the iron-headed king, 27 All the companies were reduced to ashes, and Chang Yuchun made a big fuss in the martial arts field that day, leading the heroes of the world to escape from the capital, this treasure was born for the first time."

After a paragraph, Shen Changle took a light breath to take a breath.

"Good!!!" In the auditorium, the audience applauded loudly. Most of the audience in Tianjin are quite knowledgeable, although there are quite a few traditional jokes and Guankou on the Jindu cross talk stage.

But for a cross talk actor who can speak clearly and rhyme for such a long paragraph, even compared with the old cross talk actors who have been talking for many years, Shen Changle is definitely considered top-notch.

(End of this chapter)