Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 23 "If One Day I Become Rich"

Shen Changle said angrily: "I hate it, I turned the corner into the toilet on the side of the road, I washed my face, and said to me in the mirror, 'Shen Changle, you have to be strong, you have to work hard, such a little difficulty can't defeat you Yes, come on, persevere, and never forget your original aspiration, you will definitely become a rich man!'”

Feng still nodded and echoed, "Oh yes, you can't lose your dreams."

Shen Changle took a deep breath and said, "After cheering myself up, my mood calmed down a little, and I came out of the toilet... Eh? A man came out of the toilet door opposite!"

Shen Changle looked back in shock ∑(дlll)
Feng was still speechless and said, "You've been in the women's bathroom for so long, don't you even look at the sign when you go in?"

"Oh, what is this? I cover my face and run away!" Shen Changle said.

Feng said the same: "Hey, you have to run."

Shen Changle: "At this moment, another group of older women came out of the toilet chasing me, and the leader kept yelling 'Catch him, just him, and talk nonsense with the women's toilet, so scared that I dare not come out'!"

"Hey! What is this called?" Feng said happily as before.

The audience laughed and the atmosphere was very lively, and the sound of "Woo..." sounded one after another in the theater.

A young audience member in the third row in front of the theater suddenly thought of something. His eyes lit up, he picked up his mobile phone and silently clicked on the record button. He had a hunch that this handsome little actor who was talking about cross talk for the first time today, will be the next one. Cross talk should be more exciting.

Shen Changle: "It's okay, this difficulty can't defeat me, I want to get rich, I want to become rich, as the saying goes, if you want to make money, you have to spend money first."

"Oh, you want to give a gift?" Feng said flatly.

Shen Changle said happily: "Our state-owned enterprise works well. We don't have to work every day. The section chief I gave gifts to often takes us out for dinner. There are only seven or eight people, and there is a big table every time."

Feng still said: "Oh? What kind of food do you want?"

Shen Changle took a deep breath and his mouth fluttered: Oh, that's too much!There are steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, stewed pig, stewed duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted su plate, Smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice, canned pheasant, canned quail, stewed assorted pieces, stewed goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed toad!Stewed shredded waist, stewed duck waist, stewed duck strips, shredded duck, yellow heart tube, braised white eel, braised rice field eel, catfish in black bean sauce, pot-roasted carp, pot-roasted catfish, steamed soft-shelled turtle, fried carp, and fried prawns , soft fried tenderloin, soft fried chicken! …………

Shen Changle took a quick breath, and the tongue twister continued...There are also red meatballs, white meatballs, fried meatballs, croquettes, Nanjian meatballs, alfalfa meatballs, three delicacies meatballs, Sixi meatballs, fresh shrimp meatballs, preserved fish meatballs, and deep-fried meatballs. Meatballs, Tofu Meatballs, Boiled Meatballs!Yipin Meat, Cherry Meat, Horse Teeth Meat, Red Stewed Meat, Yellow Stewed Meat, Tanzi Meat, Pork, Braised Meat, Loose Meat, Canned Meat, Roasted Meat, Barbecued Meat, Big Meat, White Meat, Beancurd Meat with Sauce!Red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, sauced tofu elbow, grilled elbow!Stewed mutton, roasted mutton, roasted mutton, simmered mutton, boiled mutton, spiced mutton, fried mutton, three kinds of boiled, three fried, stewed silver shreds, stewed sandan, fried white offal, three delicacies shark's fin, chestnut chicken, Fried live carp, salted duck, and chicken! "

"Okay...!" The audience below applauded thunderously and cheered loudly.

The audience in the audience listened enthusiastically, but the cross talk actors in the background were completely gasped.

Many people in Guankou would say that, especially "Reporting the Name of the Dishes", this is a basic skill for cross talk actors. Many people can come to a section, but they are shocked because Shen Changle's speech speed can be described as extremely fast. The speed is too fast.

Zhang Yunlei, Yang Jiulang, Guo Qilin and Yan Hexiang looked at each other for a long time before Zhang Yunlei said with difficulty: "Chang Le's speed is comparable to that of Li Gen, right?"

Yan Hexiang nodded and said: "That's right, and the inside taste is really deep in the essence of Li Gen, the size is all right, and it's not just fast, the words are clear and unambiguous, it's really good."

The applause slowly subsided, and Feng kept up with the same words at the right time: Hey, can you finish all these dishes?
"Hey, report to the public account!" Shen Changle waved his right hand as if pointing the country.

The audience applauded and burst out laughing.

Feng still said helplessly: "If you just do this, something will happen sooner or later."

Shen Changle suddenly sighed: "I really let you talk, something happened in a few days."

Feng still asked, "What's going on?"

Shen Changle cried and said: "On that day, when our company organized an overseas inspection, we met pirates in the Caribbean."

"Oh my god, that's the only thing going on in that place, what's the result?" Feng asked as usual.

Shen Changle said: "The pirates took out their guns as soon as they boarded the boat, and opened their mouths to ask for 500 million yuan!"

Feng still said, "Oh my god, what should I do?"

Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said, "It's still our section chief who has experienced many battles. He went directly to the leader of the pirates and said, 'It's okay to ask for 500 million, but you have to issue me an invoice for 2000 million!'"

Feng still looked shocked: "Huh? Your section chief is even darker."

Shen Changle said: "That's right, the pirate was crying at that time, and while wiping away his tears, he said, 'It's still you who make money hard'!"

"Hahahaha." The audience fell into a sea of ​​joy.

Feng continued, "Then what's the final result?"

Shen Changle shrugged and said: "What else can I do, I will be shuanggui when I go back."

"Hey, this kind of person should be shuanggui." Feng said the same.

Shen Changle sighed and said: "Tell me how unlucky I am. This happened just after two good days. The company found out that I gave gifts and fired me immediately."

"It's okay, at least you haven't been shuanggui." Feng said with a smirk.

"Hahahaha, wow..." The audience also booed.

"It's okay, I won't give up! I want happiness, I want to get rich!" Shen Changle shouted.

Feng still said helplessly: "You feel like you're in a daze."

Shen Changle said: "I've decided, I'm going to be a singer!"

Feng was still puzzled: "Why do you have this idea again?"

"Hey! You don't know. I read it on the Internet. That singer can make a lot of money by singing a song casually." Shen Changle looked like a financial fan.

Feng still looked disgusted and said: "He does make money, but can you sing?"

Shen Changle: "Oh, don't look down on me, let me tell you, I have studied it carefully for a long time,"

Feng still said: "Oh? Then you will perform one for us all."

Shen Changle said: "Okay, I will teach you a song "The Forgotten Time" by the famous female singer Cai Qin"

Feng Shangshang: "Oh, this song is good!"

Shen Changle said: "Who... brought you to my side~ It's that round bright moon~" Shen Changle's voice is soft and clear, very flavorful.

"Stop, stop, that's Cai Qin? Aren't you a rabbit spirit?" Feng still stopped Shen Changle and complained.

The older audiences were all overjoyed, and they especially bought into the classic Journey to the West meme.

Shen Changle said with a blank face: "Did I sing wrong?"

"Yes, except for the word 'who' is all wrong, let's sing it again." Feng said the same.

Shen Changle slapped his head and said: "Oh yes yes yes, I remembered it and listen!" "Who... said in my ear... love me will never change... just for this sentence~"

The audience in the audience echoed together: "I have no complaints even if I am heartbroken~"

Shen Changle: "The water of the West Lake~my tears~"

Audience: "I'd rather turn into a ball of flame with you~ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..."

Feng still had no choice but to say: "You still have to sing along to this cheap thing, okay, this is changed to snake essence again..."

Shen Changle said with a look of embarrassment: "Did I sing it wrong again?" Then he lightly pointed to Feng Zhaoxiang who was next to him.

Feng still understood in an instant that the end was coming, and he followed up with the words: "Yeah, you can't do it! You've been a fairy after singing for a long time, so don't you know how to sing some new songs?"

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Don't tell me there is, I just created an original song not long ago, do you want to listen to it?"

"Want to hear!"

"just sing!"

Shen Changle said with a smile on her face: "Okay, then I will sing my original song "If One Day I Become Rich" for everyone."

The audience laughed and thought it was a small burden.

Feng was still amused by the title of the song and couldn't help but continued: "The title of your song is really simple and down-to-earth."

Shen Changle adjusted his voice very quickly, with a more serious expression on his face, whistling lightly in his mouth, his voice was cheerful and melodious with a hint of unwillingness buried in his heart, the music experience rewarded by the system in his mind turned into Instinct hummed softly.

"If one day I become very rich".

"My first choice is not to travel the world."

"Lying on the biggest and softest sofa in the world."

"Wake up after eating and then eat for a year."

Everyone was amused by the lyrics and laughed.

"If one day I become rich."

"I can keep everyone with me."

"Eat, drink and chat happily every day."

"Don't worry about tomorrow and parting~"

The audience's original teasing mood gradually retracted, and they were thoughtful.

The fresh and cheerful music style coupled with Shen Changle's singing skills beyond the horizontal line after the addition of the system, let the simple and teasing lyrics of this song drive the audience's emotions and thoughts with the most moist and silent attitude.

"When I become rich, I become rich."

"How many people waste time day and night."

"When I become rich, I become rich."

"Then pretending to be modest and saying that money isn't everything."

The audience in the audience chuckled with smiles on their faces.

Shen Changle continued singing with her eyes closed:

"If one day I become rich."

"I'll buy every rare 'smiley face.'"

"Let all poor children be free from cowardice."

"All evil people no longer have a voice."

"If one day I become rich."

"I'm going to do everything I can to turn back time."

"Not contributing to human ideals."

"Just wanted to tell her I'm sorry."

Shen Changle's cross talk is the same as the title "I want to get rich", it has been performing satire on a loser who wants to get rich, hopes to have money, can do anything for money, but has high eyesight but low power.

But a few simple lyrics really give this cross talk a more profound thought and reflection.

Why would a dick with no money want to be rich?He may not really be in for a feast.

He may just want to have money so that he can not go to work, and he can keep his relatives and friends by his side without worrying about the future and parting.

With money, you can fill the whole world with more smiling faces, and with money, you can make the world a better place.

The essence of people is not to like money, but the freedom that money gives people. If I control everything in this world, I don't need money at all.

A dick sang a song, teasing about his desire to dream of being rich, but at the same time, he also felt sorry for the bitterness of the workers in the world.

The prosperity of the world is all for profit, and the world is for profit.How many people can really be free from vulgarity?
Shen Changle sang emotionally, recalling the scenes of working and earning money in her previous life in her mind, desperately abandoning the dream of cross talk, just to have a small family of her own in Beijing, a wife who loves each other.

"When I become rich, I become rich."

"How many people waste time day and night."

"When I become rich, I become rich."

"Then pretending to be modest and saying that money is not everything."

"I became rich."

"All troubles are left in the sky."

"When I become rich, I become rich."

"And then say from the heart that money isn't everything."

At the end of the song, many audience members were stunned. Under the cover of the cheerful rhythm and tacky lyrics, there was indeed deep helplessness and self-mockery like poverty and joy.

As a result, everyone was caught off guard, and some people's eye circles were already red unconsciously. They each had their own regrets, each had their own helplessness, and their thoughts were flying.

If you have money, you can give your mother the best medicine, and the family can be reunited again.

If you have money, you can buy a house, start a family and marry her earlier, instead of pushing her away because of the pressure of life.

If you have money, you can call all your friends together to have a party and chat about the mountains. You don’t have to worry about whether opening a few more bottles of wine will lead to insufficient money to cover next week’s expenses.

If you have money, you can do a lot of things you like.You can make a big bookshelf, decorate a spacious and bright kitchen, drink tea with your favorite tea set, travel around the world with your dear, and raise cats and dogs together.

But, no money.So you have to work hard step by step in life. This is not money first, but the pursuit of happiness step by step.

The cross talk venue was silent for a while, and everyone experienced different laughter and emotions from the cross talk songs.

Shen Changle calmed down, the smile returned to his face, and Feng, who was in a daze, bowed deeply again.

Everyone woke up from the trance, as if they had just realized the end of the cross talk.

In an instant, many audience members stood up spontaneously, with red eyes and smiling faces, clapping desperately and applauding loudly.

Sitting in the third row, the young audience who started recording the video tremblingly tapped the stop recording button with his left hand, and put the phone back in his pocket with a long sigh of relief.

The young audience sighed and rubbed their slightly red and moist eye sockets silently. There was only one thought in their hearts: "Such a funny and touching cross talk, after the end, we must share it with more people."

　Two chapters and a large chapter of 800 plus are presented. It took four or five hours to finish writing this paragraph. It used a lot of jokes and stalks from Guo Taoer's "You Want Happiness" and "Young Sis", but how to connect and sing , How to put the whole paragraph together still wastes a lot of my brain cells.Although I don't deny that it is still a public copy, but I am confident that it has been re-created and adapted. I hope you bosses will enjoy watching it.Finally, I asked for recommendation tickets and collection rewards again. The collection of this book has stagnated at [-] for two days and still has not broken through. It is really heartbreaking.

　　
　
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