Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 158
Zhang Jiuqin said: "Oh, you mean there is a way in words?"

Shen Changle said: "That's right, for example, the simplest and most commonly used words, no!"

"How do you say NO in English! Look at this feeling, it's very gentlemanly and manly."

Zhang Jiuqin thought for a while and said, "Oh, when you say it like this, it really has such a British flavor."

Shen Changle said: "Oh no, we always feel very useless when we talk so dryly, I think so, let's just act in a short play, shall we?"

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Oh, my English is not good enough, I'm afraid I can't act well."

Shen Changle smiled and said, "That's not the case, that's not the case, there are a bunch of British yellow disks in your house, your English is definitely not bad."

"Not a bunch either."

"There are still a lot of American emperors and those from Tokyo." Zhang Jiuqin added.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, why don't you say that you are an expert in this field."

Zhang Jiuqin suddenly thought of a sentence, but he didn't expect to go out with a bald mouth. At this time, his face was a little thin-skinned and he said angrily: "Go away!!! Talk about business!!!"

Shen Changle said: "That's right, let's talk about it, I think that Aoi is much better than that Maria..."

Zhang Jiuqin stopped him and said urgently, "Didn't I ask you to say something? How can you act in English?"

Shen Changle said: "Oh, yes, yes, that is to say, show the NO of English well, as if you are the prince of the British royal family."

Zhang Jiuqin said with a smile: "Your Highness, ah, this role is fine, I am suitable."

Shen Changle said: "Okay, then start from now, you are the prince of the British royal family, and you got involved with Prince Si."

Zhang Jiuqin said with a face full of pain: "Oh, how do you hear my name... a tight spot hurts so much?"

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, it's just a name. As for me, I just make do with it and suffer a little. I'm playing the role of the royal family, the queen's husband."

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Let's go!!!"

"Return the husband of the royal queen! Wouldn't that be my father?"

Shen Changle said seriously: "Hey~~~"

Audience: "Hey!!!"

Shen Changle said: "I don't quite understand what you mean?"

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Didn't I mean that the husband of this royal queen is also the father of this prince?"

Shen Changle and the audience: "Hey~~~"

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Think about it yourself, anyway, you can't be the husband of the royal queen!"

Shen Changle said with a satisfied face: "That's fine, so I will play the role of Lao Wang, the chief steward of the royal family, and be in charge of your daily life and work, Your Highness. Do you think this is okay?"

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Okay, then how do we start acting?"

Shen Changle said: "Then our story happened in the morning. Your Highness the Prince can't be like ordinary people like us, get up at seven o'clock every morning, buy a pancake and fruit with two buns, and go to work by bicycle."

"That's outrageous, so we're going to be at nine o'clock, and you should be ready to get up."

Zhang Jiuqin nodded and said, "Oh, nine o'clock every morning, this time is very precise."

Shen Changle stood very upright, the voice switched to the broadcasting tone, the voice was artificial and funny: "At nine o'clock in the morning, I walked out of my office, walked to your bedroom, gently stretched out my hand and opened the door, stepped on On a fist-thick velvet carpet, slowly came to your side."

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Hey everyone, if you read this description, the feeling of the royal family will come out."

Shen Changle said calmly, "Seeing that you were still asleep, I went to the window, opened the velvet curtains first, and then quickly took out the stove."

"Ah??? Isn't this the British royal family who also use stoves??? Isn't this too low-level???" Zhang Jiuqin said dumbfounded.

The audience laughed and applauded.

Shen Changle spread his hands and said solemnly: "Have you ever studied geography? England has a temperate marine climate and it's rainy and cold. There is no stove to prevent you from freezing. This is standard equipment for the royal family!"

Zhang Jiuqin said with a look of disgust: "Anyway, it's really ruining that velvet thing."

Shen Changle said while making movements: "After I bring out the stove for you, I will step on a fist-thick velvet carpet and walk in to bring out your chamber pot."

Zhang Jiuqin said helplessly: "My good fellow, tell me, what is this chamber pot for???"

"Tell me, can such a large British royal family have no toilet? Installing a flush toilet will kill you???"

Shen Changle said in a persuasive manner: "You don't know that, what conservation is advocated in the world, the royal family should lead by example, this saves water, and secondly, you can use it as fertilizer to grow vegetables!"

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Good guy, our royal family's life is quite painful."

Shen Changle said: "I walked to your bed again, and watched a ray of sunlight shine through the window in the morning and shine on your round and elastic face and buttocks."

The audience burst into laughter, leaning forward and back together in instant joy.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey, stop, stop! Grandson, tell me what this means. Why does the British sun still only expose the buttocks and face? Besides, it's round and elastic, and the buttocks and face are said together???" Zhang Jiuqin said angrily .

Shen Changle explained solemnly: "Your Highness, you sleep in a different posture. You stick out your round and elastic buttocks, and then sleep with your round and elastic face sideways."

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Oh my god!!!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The laughter in the audience couldn't stop.

Shen Changle said: "I woke up the prince gently, gently lifted his velvet quilt, picked up the pure white lace briefs made of Tianshan snow silk, and helped the prince put them on."

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Huh??? I still sleep with my butt naked. I said how can I get my butt covered!"

Shen Changle said: "Hey, how can the royal language be so vulgar? It can't be called bare buttocks, it's called neutral gear, it's good for the skin, and you can sleep soundly!"

Zhang Jiuqin said with a look of lovelessness: "Okay, okay, whatever you say is reasonable, you can continue."

Shen Changle said: "I will put trousers, woolen trousers, long johns and silk stockings on for His Royal Highness..."

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Slow down! I wanted to talk about the lace underwear just now, where are the stockings I'm wearing?"

Shen Changle said: "Silk! The socks made of silk, the treasure of the East, are called silk stockings for short!"

Zhang Jiuqin said, "Oh... silk."

While speaking, Shen Changle put his hands behind his back and said: "The top is next, autumn clothes, sweaters, sweaters, vests, and..."

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Hey, hey, I said you didn't make such a fuss? What are you wearing behind your hands? If you have these, the ones just now are not silk socks."

Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "You have a good back! Adjusting your sitting posture is good for your eyesight!"

(End of this chapter)