Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 130 "Organ Transplantation"

Hou Zhen scratched the back of his head and said, "Chang Le, you suddenly asked this question. I really didn't expect it. I think it's up to you."

Shen Changle thought for a while and said, "Then "Organ Transplantation" or else."

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "I regret it, or else I'll think about it and let's change to another cross talk?"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "It's okay, "Four Generations", "Teaching Wife and Son", "Wu Zhuizi", "Spitting out Lotus Flowers", which one do you want to see?"

"...When I didn't say it, I think "Organ Transplant" is really good!" Hou Zhen thought about it and decided to be the first one.

Shen Changle smiled. The cross talk between him and Brother Hou is actually practiced at ordinary times, whether it is a traditional joke innovation or a new joke.

Even if it doesn't act this time, it will actually be the next time, and it will be more of Shen Changle and Hou Zhen's chatting and nonsense.

This section is a cross talk work that has been performed several times in advance, but after all, it is the first time to perform it, and it needs to be rehearsed twice in a small theater to try out the effect. This is also something that must be experienced before performing on a big stage. links.

Cross talk is originally a grassroots culture and a street stall culture. Just like the beginning of the cross talk, it generally guides the cross talk artists.

Shake out a few burdens, and continue talking while the sound is right. If you want to recruit another one as soon as possible, the burden that does not ring, you can modify it after taking it home. This is the necessary process for a joke to mature. .

There isn’t an exact time for the conversation, there are those who start talking in just a few sentences, and some who talk for a few 10 minutes are just talking, like Guo Taoer, who drove the king of the pit, and there are also people who just chatted as if they were idle. .

As long as the burden of talking is ringing, and the audience has their attention and interest in you, it is called hooking up the line.

Then get back to work, and the cross talk actors will perform the content of the jokes. Of course, in this respect, if there are well-known cross talk actors and masters, they will naturally have an advantage.

Because the people sitting below may be fans on the stage, the relationship is naturally very close, and it is naturally easier to live than ordinary audiences.

But on the other hand, it is also possible to really meet fans who don't know much about cross talk, and make trouble for them.

Of course, these are all cross talk actors must face in small theaters, and at the same time, this is also a test of the cross talk actors' on-the-spot reactions.

If you can withstand the tempering of all kinds of audiences, then on a larger stage, it is possible to perform more stably and perfectly, and it is not easy to make mistakes.

The small theater programs are one after another. Today's third brother's performance is still the last one. Shen Changle and Hou Zhen's cross talk program is in the fifth place, in the middle and back.

After the fourth scene of the cross talk between the two, they bowed and left the stage, and the host came out with a smile on his face and said:

"Okay, thank you very much for the wonderful performances of both of you. Next, let us invite Mr. Shen Changle and Mr. Hou Zhen to bring you the new work "Organ Transplantation". Please enjoy it!!!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience applauded thunderously, and the audience cheered up as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen came out from the front door, Shen Changle glanced over, and the person at the table in the first row was, unsurprisingly, that familiar figure.

When Gu Yunduo saw Shen Changle and Hou Zhen appearing on the stage, he took out two big dolls sealed in dust bags outside from the big bag under the table, and handed them to Shen Changle and Hou Zhen bouncing around.

Shen Changle took it with a smile and casually said, "What gift is this time?"

Gu Yunduo smiled brightly and said: "You will know when you take it apart and have a look!!!"

Before Shen Changle could reply, more fans crowded in behind Gu Yunduo to give gifts, including flower baskets, fruit plates, dolls, and fans.

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen received them one by one, and placed the gifts one by one in front of the stage.

Unable to hold back her curiosity, Shen Changle secretly opened the dust bag of the doll that Gu Yunduo sent.

As soon as it was opened, a blue and white doll with big eyes and a beard came into view.

Shen Changle took it out and laughed, "Come and see, everyone, is this doll exactly the same as our teacher Hou?"

The audience immediately burst out laughing when they glanced at it. The good guy is a big-headed doraemon with a height of half a person and a big smile.

Hou Zhenle said with a chuckle: "Don't just talk about me, didn't you see that someone sent a pair? Can you see what yours is?"

Shen Changle was also looking forward to it, handed the robot cat to Hou Zhen, and continued to remove another dust bag.

As soon as the dust bag was taken off, Shen Changle covered it up just after taking a look, and said solemnly:

"Cough, let's start talking about cross talk. This cross talk is about talking, learning and singing..."

"Hey, don't cover it too far, open the doll for everyone to see." Hou Zhen waved his hand with a smile on his face.

Shen Changle reluctantly opened the dust bag, revealing a fat tiger doll holding a microphone, eyes closed and singing.

"No... I don't look like this at all. I'm so handsome, and besides, I sing so well."

Shen Changle explained seriously.

But Shen Changle's voice was quickly suppressed by the audience's applause and laughter.

Hou Zhen smiled and said: "I thought yours was Daxiong, but this one really matches you."

Shen Changle looked helpless, and whispered to Gu Yunduo quietly: "You wait!!!"

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Gu Yunduo looked at Shen Changle's silent threat on the stage, as if she hadn't seen it, but smiled even more happily.

"Okay, okay, first of all, I have to feel the gifts that everyone bought us, thank you again! It's costing everyone!!!"

Hou Zhen also said: "That's right, thank you all."

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen bowed to everyone with a smile.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "I have to say, now every time I talk about cross talk, it's like coming to buy goods. I think I should go back and cooperate with the gift shop next to it for a while."

Hou Zhendao: "What kind of cooperation method?"

Shen Changle said: "It's simple, I will send gifts from everyone back to the gift shop at a low price in the future."

Hou Zhendao: "Your words are at the end of the day, baby, you are better at doing business than a certain family."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "It was a joke just now, to make everyone happy, but everyone actually came here to have fun."

Hou Zhen said: "Well, that's correct."

Shen Changle said: "People's life is so stressful nowadays. When I was young, I had to go to school and take exams, and when I grew up, I had to go to work and work overtime. It can be said that there are not many people who are easy."

"So, you really don't need to care too much about elegance and vulgarity when it comes to cross talk. You're not here to listen to two cross talk actors educate you."

"It's rare to take a vacation. It's good to bring your girlfriend, your family, and a family of three to listen to cross talk and have fun."

Hou Zhen said: "Yes."

Shen Changle said: "Don't worry about whether you bought the ticket from the gate or from a scalper. Let's say 800 yuan. Come in and have a good time. It's great to be in a good mood."

"If you were at home, you said you took out 800 yuan from your wallet and slapped it on the table, come on, let me have fun for a while."

Hou Zhendao: "Then how could it be possible to be happy?"

Shen Changle said: "Yes, let's just say yes. If you want to say that you can enjoy the 800 yuan, then you have 800 yuan for this disease. I guess it can't be cured."

"Hahahahaha!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience clapped and laughed.

Hou Zhendao: "That's a change of insanity."

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Actually, it's just that you can feel happy listening to the cross talk in the audience."

"We are actually very happy just talking about cross talk on stage. If there is any trouble or unpleasantness in the audience, we can actually think about it when we talk about a cross talk on stage."

Hou Zhendao: "Yes, this is the charm of cross talk, which makes people open-minded."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "For example, our teacher Hou Zhenhou, who just returned home was stunned, a sad event, a tragedy in the world."

"What's wrong???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The central location of the single-family villa in Hou Zhen's house happened to catch up with the magnitude 250 earthquake!!! The range of the earthquake is [-] square meters."

Hou Zhen said speechlessly: "My house is 250 square meters in total, so that means this earthquake was tailor-made for our house?"

Shen Changle said: "Yo, then I don't know, wait for the teacher to walk over and have a look, it's over!"

"The entire villa collapsed, smashed to pieces, the walls, windows, and girders were all shattered, and only one anti-theft door stood quietly at the door."

Hou Zhendao: "The anti-theft door of my house is quite strong."

Shen Changle said: "Teacher Hou thought about it, took out the key from the wallet, opened the door, and closed the door."

"Oh no, my house has collapsed, and only one anti-theft door is still standing, and I still need to use the key to open the door?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "You follow the rules, enter the door and take a look at the house, um...it is indeed collapsed."

"I must be mentally ill too." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "This house is completely collapsed, but after all, it's nothing to worry about. Mr. Hou went in and searched to see how the family is doing. Fortunately, it's lucky!!!"

Hou Zhen lifted his expression and said, "Oh, I mean, I'm fine."

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Fortunately, it's all burped, and it's all broken into pieces. Several policemen and doctors have already arrived ahead of time, and they are picking up spoons, brooms, and dustpans."

"My god, this is too broken." Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "Teacher Hou is still there in a daze, the doctor came over."

"Hey, you are the owner of this house???"

Shen Changle said: "Teacher Hou is also polite, yes, yes, I am."

Hou Zhendao: "I'm quite calm."

Shen Changle said like a doctor: "Come over and have a look, we have cleaned up two small piles here, can you recognize who this is?"

Hou Zhendao: "This doctor thinks highly of me."

Shen Changle said: "Oh, this... Let me fight it out, this pile of toenails seems to be my wife."

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "All right!"

The audience below laughed.

Shen Changle said: "That's how we, Mr. Hou, worked together from eight o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the evening, and finally got half a wife. Pick up the watch and see, oh no, there will be performances at night."

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded: "That's it, I still want to perform???"

Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said: "Doesn't this show your artistic virtue?"

"Teacher Hou put his wife down, washed his hands, went out, closed and locked the door."

"I really obey the rules," Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's it. Teacher Hou will continue to talk about cross talk, one paragraph or two, and after the cross talk is finished, I will forget about it."

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "That's it, what kind of memory do I have, I forgot everything about the two cross talks?"

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

The audience booed one after another.

Shen Changle said: "Of course, this is just talking about heart problems. After all, we are not a panacea. It is definitely impossible to say that listening to a cross talk can cure all diseases."

"If you have any illness, you still have to go to a serious hospital for treatment."

Hou Zhen said: "Yes, that's right."

Shen Changle said: "In fact, the current medical skills are also very developed. For example, our traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine are very useful."

Hou Zhen said: "That's right."

Shen Changle patted Hou Zhen lightly and said, "On this point, Teacher Hou actually has a great say."

Hou Zhen lowered his head and said, "Actually, I don't really want to have a say in these matters."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "That's impossible, if you don't have the right to speak, then who am I going to talk about???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Speak to Yu Qian!!!"

"Say Guo Taoer!!!"

"Talk to Master!!!"

"Don't, don't, please forgive me, I just became popular, and I don't want to be sealed directly." Shen Changle waved his hand.

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

Hou Zhen laughed badly and said, "Actually, I think I can try it!"

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Go on, why does Teacher Hou Zhen have the right to speak again? Just last month, Teacher Hou suddenly felt uncomfortable in his heart."

"Yo, the heart is a big deal." Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, Teacher Hou is also in a hurry, there is no way to go to the hospital for an examination."

"When I arrived at the hospital, I did a bunch of messy examinations, and the doctor came to a conclusion."

"Hou Zhen said: "Oh, what conclusion? ? ? "

Shen Changle said: "It's not just your heart, there's a big shadow all over your body, there's a tumor!!!"

"Oh my God, that means I have a tumor in my body, so treat it quickly!" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle learned from the doctor and said, "No, to be precise, it's not that you have a tumor in your body, it's that you grew on the tumor."

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said, "Oh, you mean I'm superfluous?"

Shen Changle said: "The doctor is also very responsible, so there are two treatment options just after saying this."

"Oh, those two kinds?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The first one is hard treatment, just remove you and leave the tumor."

"Oh well, am I really that redundant? How did you get rid of me???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The second method is actually a relatively conservative treatment, that is, I will directly infuse you with some fluids, prescribe some medicine, and let the tumor absorb it for you."

Hou Zhendao: "No matter what happens, I have to absorb the tumor. How can this make the tumor succeed?"

Shen Changle learned from the doctor and said: "We just prescribe medicine for this, as for who takes it, it depends on which of you has tenacious vitality."

"Then what if I absorb the tumor?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "If you win, the tumor will naturally disappear, but it may grow back in the future."

"Hou Zhendao: "What if the tumor wins? "

"Then you will be gone! Your whole family can be reunited." Shen Changle said nonsense in a serious manner.

　Two thousand chapters in one

　　
　
(End of this chapter)