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Chapter 182 Chapter 182, tigers have no desire to eat sheep, sheep have the desire to feed tigers
My buddies feel that in my honorary title in the future, I am afraid that the eight characters "humanoid x medicine, human cannon" will be deducted from my title-but why!

Ouyang Ke flaunted 24 concubines with all the same mounts and the same uniform. There were still a lot of them at home, and no one said what he was like. The Ouyang Ke in the TV series still got a lot of fans at every turn...

Why do people have a crush on me, Liangkun, but want me to carry this scumbag name?

In all fairness, Ni Kun really didn't have any special thoughts about Li Xiuning.

At most, it's just because of the impression of reading novels in the previous life, I was a little curious about her.

But after seeing Yang Zhi, this curiosity has been satisfied, and there is really nothing special to think about.

I haven't finished eating the meat around my mouth, and I am busy practicing, how can I have time to think about other people's meat?

Otherwise, with the means of my great Ni Kun, do you think Li Xiuning still has a chance to get lovesickness?

I've been wiped clean by me.

In order not to ruin his image randomly by the world, Ni Kun decided to try his best to restore it:
"Sister Mei, Li Xiuning suffers from lovesickness, why not go to Chai Shao?
"The Emperor Shihuang wouldn't let Chai Shao go to see Li Xiuning, would he?"

"..."

Mei Chaofeng twitched the corners of his mouth and did not speak, but put his arms around his chest and stared at him with piercing eyes, with an appearance of "I'll just watch you quietly and pretend".

Xiaoqing muttered in a low voice:
"Let me tell you, during the three months of Master's retreat, Li Xiuning came here every six or seven days, but recently she didn't come for more than ten days in a row. I thought she was finally thinking about it, but I didn't expect that she was suffering from illness. It's..."

Ni Kun glared at her angrily, coughed twice, and said:
"Sister Mei, are you sure I've passed, and Li Xiuning will definitely recover?"

Mei Chaofeng nodded:
"She doesn't think about food and drink, and can't sleep at night. That's why she got sick. You go there and let her feel at ease, eat and sleep well, won't the illness be cured?"

Ni Kun frowned and said:
"But will this make her fall deeper and deeper? After all, she has a fiancé..."

Mei Chaofeng sneered:
"If you get married, you can get divorced, so what if you have a fiancé? Let's call it quits! Anyway, San Niangzi and Chai Shao are only married by their parents, and they don't love each other. Besides, it's not San Niangzi who failed Chai Shao first. He was the first to serve Qin. Your Majesty, you have failed the Li family."

break off an engagement?
Don't bully the young and poor, 30 years in Hexi, 30 years in Hedong?
This lethality is a bit big!

I'm not afraid of Chai Shao's 30-year-old Hedong.

I'm afraid that in the future, the three characters "Wife Taker" will be deducted in the title.

So Ni Kun quickly shook his head:

"Sister Mei, you are a bit forceful. Didn't Chai Shao have bad luck and was maliciously recommended by his enemies, so he was forced to serve the Qin Emperor and stay in Chang'an? How did he fail the Li family?"

"Oh, we really thought so at first, thinking that Chai Shao was just unlucky."

Mei Chaofeng twitched the corner of his mouth and said disdainfully:
"However, I came to Chang'an this time and came to Daqin to know that Emperor Qin was very confident, and never closely monitored the officials who conscripted and served—perhaps in Emperor Qin's view, anyone with eyes could see his talent Is it the one who can calm the world?
"Anyway, as far as we know, when Emperor Qin raised his troops in Dunhuang, there were many half-hearted people in the team, and there were even some who reported the Qin army's movements to the outside world and betrayed the Qin army's information.

"But after taking Chang'an, Qin Huang let the past go, and those half-hearted guys, after seeing Qin Huang's military power, all became loyal and never dared to waver.

"That Chai Shao is a smart man, and he guessed that Qin's army is in the vanguard, and it is no match for the Li clan.

"So after being recommended maliciously by the enemy, he happily went to serve as a Langguan. He also fought bravely with martial arts, and the art of war handed down by the general's family was quite valued by the Emperor Qin. When he followed Li Jing to fight the Turks, he made A lot of military exploits.

"Then if he still has the Li family in his heart, why didn't he slip away earlier? Anyway, Emperor Qin didn't monitor closely. If he wanted to leave, it can be said that he would have the opportunity to sneak out of Chang'an every day and go to Taiyuan.

"Ten thousand steps back, even if he doesn't leave, he can secretly convey the situation of the Qin army to the Li family! But after half a year, he has not passed on a single piece of information, and he has not even written an ordinary letter from home.

"This time San Niangzi led a team to Chang'an for negotiations, and Chai Shao had obviously returned to Chang'an from Bianjun to rest, but he didn't take the initiative to meet San Niangzi once, for fear that Emperor Qin would blame him.

"It wasn't until San Niangzi had a little discussion with Daqin, and returned Tang Guogong's mansion to the Li family, that Chai Shao came over to visit...

"Brother Ni, tell me, how can Miss San not be disappointed in such a smart person who is good at judging the situation?"

Having said that, she looked at Ni Kun with piercing eyes:

"Compare the wise Chai Shao with you—in Yangzhi, you prevented the third lady from taking Xu Fu's elixir, exposed Xu Fu's true face, and helped the Li family avoid a catastrophe; on Huashan, you heard that The third lady was captured, and she worked tirelessly for hundreds of miles at night, willing to go up to the Chaoyang Peak of Huashan Mountain at night, fighting against Xu Fu, and rescued the third lady...

"If you compare people, you will die, and if you compare goods, you will throw them away. You say this is called San Niangzi, so why don't you become ill because of your lovesickness?"

Sister, brother is really not as good as you said.

Not to mention Yang Zhi, that time in Huashan, I really rushed there overnight because of Xu Fucai, I was greedy for his elixir and a library of exercises.

I know Xu Fu well.

Fearing that it would be too late, he would get up and not show up for decades, so he hurried on, galloping for hundreds of miles overnight...

You say San Niangzi is such a smart person, can't you see who I am for?
How did it happen like this?
Ni Kun thought awkwardly.

"Brother, tell me the truth."

Mei Chaofeng stepped forward and slapped him on the shoulder:

"Are you going, or not?"

After a while.

Ni Kun and Mei Chaofeng each took a horse and headed towards Tang Guogong's mansion.

"I'll see the third lady later, little brother Ni, don't look reluctant."

"Sister Mei, look at my face, how can there be no reluctance? Isn't this smiling happily? It is well known that Ni has a disease and is lustful. Tigers have no intention of eating sheep, Sheep have the heart to feed tigers, and I am too happy to be happy."

"Little brother, I think you'd better find a way to break San Niangzi's thoughts. Otherwise, with your flamboyant virtue, if San Niangzi really follows you, I'm afraid you will suffer a lot in the future."

"Then sister Mei, teach me how to stop her thinking?"

"How do I know that?"

"So you're talking for nothing? You can't go over and say sneeringly: Li Xiuning, take a good look in the mirror and see your own face clearly. Do you think I'll fall in love with you? Don't be such a toad that wants to eat swan meat!"

"Hey, little brother Ni, you have to speak with your conscience! Compared with the girls around you, we can only say that our three ladies have their own strengths in terms of appearance and figure. It can't be said that she is inferior to them, right? Three The lady is of noble birth, elegant and grand..."

"Sister Mei, I don't care about my family background. Whether it's a noble princess or a witch or a commoner, I treat everyone equally."

"I know, I know, you only look at your appearance and figure!"

"I'm not so superficial, am I? Pretty girls may not be able to catch my eyes, I still have to look at their looks..."

Xu is a member of Dongxie's sect and has a wild nature. Anyway, Ni Kun feels very relaxed when he gets along with Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng. He can talk like he used to chat with bad friends in his previous life. Lossy style.

Anyway, both of them saw their most downcast appearance. In front of them, there was really nothing to pretend in private.

Chatting casually all the way, the two came to Tang Guogong's mansion, turned over and dismounted at the carriage and horse farm in front of the mansion, and a handyman in the mansion stepped forward, took the reins and led the horse away.

Chen Xuanfeng was waiting at the gate, when he saw the two of them approaching, he moved forward and twitched the corners of his mouth, revealing a stiff smile:

"coming."

Ni Kun nodded, then asked with concern:
"Brother Chen, what's wrong with your face? Why do you feel a little stiff?"

Chen Xuanfeng rubbed his face with his hands, and glared at Mei Chaofeng angrily:
"I sparred with this thieves in the afternoon, and the strikes were neither serious nor serious, and my face was injured."

Mei Chaofeng sticks out his tongue and laughs.

Ni Kun praised with a smile:

"Brother Chen practiced kung fu so well, his face was injured, but there was no trace of bruises, I admire you."

Mei Chaofeng covered his mouth and said happily: "You just say that he has a thick skin."

Chen Xuanfeng raised his hand to strike, Mei Chaofeng quickly shrank his head, put his head in his hands, and jumped behind Ni Kun to hide.

"I'm such an adult, I don't know how to be more dignified, I still look like a crazy girl."

Chen Xuanfeng snorted, but didn't really hit her, and nodded to Ni Kun:
"Let's go, go and see San Niangzi."

Turn around and lead Ni Kun in.

After wandering around the huge Tang State Mansion for a while, Ni Kun and his party came to the backyard of the mansion, a courtyard where the female family members lived.

Ni Kun has never seen Dongfang Bai all this way, and when he came to the courtyard where Li Xiuning lived, he didn't see her either, so he asked Mei Chaofeng:
"Why haven't you seen Miss Bai?"

"She is in retreat." Mei Chaofeng replied: "It has been in retreat for more than a month, and I don't know when she will leave."

While talking, he brought him to the door of the embroidery pavilion where Li Xiuning lived.

Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng stopped outside the door:

"The third lady is inside, go in by yourself."

Ni Kun hesitated:

"I go in alone? Is that appropriate?"

"There's nothing inappropriate, the third lady wants to see you right now." Chen Xuanfeng said lightly, "We'll just guard outside. If the third lady calls for help, we will rush in to stop you as soon as possible."

Mei Chaofeng chuckled: "If it's just a normal love affair, we will guard the door for you. Just give it a go."

"..."

Ni Kun glanced at the two couples speechlessly, feeling something was wrong in his heart, but he didn't know where to start, so he could only push open the door with a straight face and expressionless expression.

Mei Chaofeng was still whispering in the background:
"Laugh, don't be so stern!"

Ni Kun twitched his lips, put on a standard commercial smile, and walked into the embroidery pavilion.

Entering the back room, bypassing the screen, Ni Kun immediately saw Li Xiuning lying on the bed, covered with a thin quilt, with slender cheeks, pale complexion, and bloodless lips.

Ni Kun was also a little surprised to see that this lively and cheerful girl who was radiant all day long turned into such a haggard appearance.

He himself has no experience of lovesickness becoming sick, and he has no way to empathize with the feeling of missing someone until he doesn't think about food, sleepless nights, or even haggard and sick.

I just thought it was incredible.

Standing by the screen, Dingding watched Li Xiuning silently with his hands behind his back from a distance, and Ni Kun walked forward slowly.

And Li Xiuning, who was asleep, seemed to have sensed something, opened his eyes suddenly, and looked over.

Seeing that it was Ni Kun who came over, Li Xiuning's hazy eyes suddenly became sober, and an unbelievable surprise flashed in his pupils, and he asked in a daze, "You...is it really you?"

Ni Kun nodded: "Well, I heard that you are sick, so let me come and see you."

A blush appeared on Li Xiuning's pale cheeks, a flash of embarrassment flashed in her eyes, and she said:

"Really, for such a trivial matter, how could I bother you to make a special trip here..."

While speaking, he was still struggling to sit up.

Ni Kun's figure flickered, and he came to the head of the bed in an instant, pressed her lightly on her shoulder, and pushed her back into the bed:

"Don't move around, lie down and rest obediently."

"Oh." Li Xiuning blushed in reply, and really lay down obediently.

Ni Kun did it himself, moved a chair, sat down on the bed, looked at her with a smile, and said in harmony:
"I have been retreating for the past three months, not avoiding you."

Li Xiuning said softly, "I know..."

Ni Kun said: "Since we know, why did it become like this?"

Li Xiuning pursed her lips, and said a very bold confession in a very small and cowardly voice:

"I don't know either... In short, I just can't eat. Every time I close my eyes, you always appear in front of my eyes... Before I know it, I'm sick. Just now, in the drowsiness, I always did something Messy dream, not a sound sleep at all. So as soon as I felt your breath, I woke up immediately."

Well, it's not surprising that such a heartfelt voice came from the daughter of Tang Guoli's family.

Especially Li Xiuning was tormented by lovesickness. Seeing Ni Kun at this moment, the words in his heart must not be uttered, or he might hold back even more.

After saying this, Li Xiuning's cheeks turned red, and her eyes seemed to be dripping with embarrassment. She grabbed the quilt with both hands, and gently dragged it up, covering her mouth, nose, and half of her cheeks, revealing only a pair of eyes. , looking at him flickeringly.

"Hmm..." Ni Kun pondered for a while, then said, "I'm not a good person."

"Yes." Li Xiuning hummed lightly, expressing her agreement.

Ni Kun laughed: "Since you know that I am not a good person, why are you bothering?"

"Because I like it!" Li Xiuning whispered.

Her mouth was covered by the quilt, and her voice was as small as a mosquito buzzing, but after all, Ni Kun had extraordinary hearing, so she still heard it.

"You are really..." Ni Kun shook his head helplessly:

"Forget it, as a fierce tiger, there is no reason why you don't eat the meat when it's brought to your mouth."

After finishing speaking, he stood up, leaned over, and kissed Li Xiuning lightly on the forehead.

Just this kiss made Li Xiuning's whole body tremble, and a sweet, sweet hum came out of his nose, his body trembled as if he had been electrified, his cheeks were red to the base of his ears, and his eyes were filled with mist.

Well, the honorary titles of human X medicine and human cannon are probably going to be confirmed.

Ni Kun sighed inwardly, straightened his waist, and said:

"I'm very busy, I'm going back to practice soon, and I will still be in retreat for a while. As for how long this time will be in retreat, I'm still not sure. During this period, you have to take a good rest and make yourself white and tender Yes, when I go out and celebrate, let me have a good time. Do you understand?"

These words were very domineering, but Li Xiuning's eyes were full of smiles, she nodded and said, "Understood."

"When I am retreating, you can often go to my side and play with Xiaoqing and Tsunade. But remember to stay away from the other four. They are not good people, so don't be led astray by them."

The other four?Aren't those four white-clothed women who always cover their faces with scarves to hide their true faces, but have clear eyes, dignified and elegant temperament, and look like ladies from aristocratic families?

Are they not good people?

Worse than Xiaoqing, the snake demon, and Tsunade, the blond barbarian girl with wavy breasts?
Li Xiuning felt strange, but still nodded obediently: "Okay."

"Okay, I'm leaving, time is tight, I have to go back to practice."

After finishing speaking, Ni Kun raised his hand to gently stroke her hair, and helped her pin a long strand of bangs behind her ears, staring into her eyes, "Have a good dream, after waking up, have a good meal." Come on."

While speaking, there was a glint in his eyes, and he used the spiritual illusion of the Sacred Heart Jue "Phantom of the Heavenly Palace", which made Li Xiuning immerse himself in dreamland and had a sweet dream.

He has not practiced the fundamental skills of the Sacred Heart Jue, and even if he tried to practice, he would not be able to accumulate true energy.

However, for the other kung fu of the Sacred Heart Jue, he basically learned all the skills that can be performed with the power of qi and blood, the power of the five elements, and the power of thunder instead of true qi.

Needless to say, mental illusion, which is only related to spiritual power. Taking Ni Kun's soul after practicing the Amitabha Sutra, it is easier to practice spiritual illusion than to practice martial arts.

After sending Li Xiuning to a sweet dream, Ni Kun helped her tuck in the quilt, turned around and walked out of the embroidery pavilion.

Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng who were guarding the door one on the left and the other on the right couldn't help being surprised when they saw him come out.

"Why did you come out so soon?" Chen Xuanfeng asked, "It's not even enough for a cup of tea, right?"

Mei Chaofeng nodded: "I didn't hear anything special either."

Ni Kun rolled his eyes:
"I just said a few words to her, let her have a good sleep, didn't I do anything else?"

Chen Xuanfeng frowned:
"You are like this...can it be good for San Niangzi's illness?"

Mei Chaofeng nodded and said:

"Yeah, isn't it a little too perfunctory?"

Ni Kun laughed and said:

"Don't worry, I guarantee that the third lady's illness is cured. When she wakes up, she will definitely have a good meal. From now on, she won't be unable to think about food or drink anymore. Alright, this matter will be settled That's it, I'm going back, and I'll have to retreat again soon."

"Retreat again?" Mei Chaofeng's eyes widened: "If you go to retreat again, what should San Niangzi do if she gets sick again?"

Ni Kun said: "She won't get sick again. Don't you worry about my work?"

"Well, well, you are really reliable in what you do." Mei Chaofeng nodded reluctantly, "It's getting dark, why don't you stay and have dinner before leaving?"

Ni Kun smiled: "There are still people waiting at home."

"Okay then, we'll take you out."

At that moment, Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng sent Ni Kun out of Tang Guogong's mansion, and watched him leave on horseback.

"Brother, I suddenly thought of a question."

"what is the problem?"

"Then if San Niangzi follows Little Brother Ni, what will we do in the future? Do we also want to follow San Niangzi and become Ni Xiaodi's general?"

"Hmm...that's a problem, I have to think about it...well, the Li faction is also going to vote for Daqin, and the history is completely changed. Our thoughts of holding our thighs and pretending to be the heroes of the founding of the country are completely hopeless."

"Then Li Clan joins Daqin, and after San Niangzi joins Little Brother Ni, why don't we join Daqin Town Magic Division? We can also do something."

"That's a good idea..."

Ni Kun returned to the residence, took out a piece of tuna meat, and asked Tsunade to cook a tuna feast. After eating and drinking, he called Xiaoqing to watch the night, and he and Tsunade went back to the wasteland to collect enough reincarnation points.

It only took a moment to go back and forth, and Tsunade still had more than 3000 reincarnation points before he could exchange for the wood spirit bloodline.

When he came back, Tsunade already had the blood of the wood spirit——

Her grandfather's wood escape was synthesized from the Chakras of the two attributes of earth and water.However, the blood of the wood spirit allows Tsunade to directly extract the wood attribute chakra, and the vitality of the wood spirit can also greatly improve her medical ability.

Finally, the blood of the wood spirit can absorb the wood attribute heaven and earth aura, which undoubtedly belongs to "natural energy", and the celestial chakra is formed by the fusion of the three energies of the physical body, spirit and nature.Therefore, Tsunade can also try to practice "immortal mode" in the future.

To express his gratitude, Tsunade decided to use the kung fu he learned from the Yingui demon girls to reward Ni Kun.

First of all, she decided to give Ni Kun a bath and wait for him to take a comfortable hot bath...

[Ask for a monthly ticket~! 】

(End of this chapter)