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Chapter 109 Chapter 109, Give birth to two tables of mahjong! [Please subscribe, please ask for a monthly pass~! 】

Sitting in the living room for a while, Tsunade prepared hot water and called Ni Kun to take a bath in the bathroom.

Ni Kun followed to take a look, and saw a big bathtub in the bathroom with hot water already in it.Slippers, bath towels, shower gel, facial cleanser, toothbrush, toothpaste and other toiletries are all ready.

"They're all new... Well, they can't be considered new. When I found them, I didn't know how long they had been stored in the warehouse. I can only say they were newly unpacked. In addition, the slippers may be a little too small."

Tsunade was still a little embarrassed, "I don't have any pajamas that fit your figure..."

She looked for clothes in the city, of course she looked for her own size, maybe a little bigger or a little smaller, regardless of men's or women's, but it was always according to her figure.

And she is only about 1.6 meters tall, and the clothes she can wear are naturally impossible for Ni Kun.

"It's okay." Ni Kun smiled, "I have a nightgown."

"Okay, then I'm going out, you can take a bath at ease, as long as you want."

Tsunade smiled, turned around and went out, closing the door with his backhand.

Ni Kun took a shower first, and used the long-expired shower gel with a weird scent to scrub his body for a while, scrubbing his body clean, and then soaked comfortably in the bathtub.

He immersed himself in the bathtub, called up the reincarnation watch exchange list, pondered for a while, and then made a decision:

"Initiate and learn the sound of tiger and leopard thunder!"

The account balance is immediately reduced by 2000 reincarnation points, and two white origin crystals.

At the same time, a warm current spread from the reincarnation watch, spread across his body in an instant along his arm, and then concentrated in his internal organs, oscillating and washing at a strange frequency, making his chest and abdomen, There were bursts of thunderous roars, and the bones also hummed and oscillated.

Inspired by this, Ni Kun couldn't help swallowing and breathing according to the vibration frequency of internal organs and bones. When swallowing and breathing, there was a faint roar like a tiger and leopard between the mouth, nose and lungs.

The mystery of the "Tiger Leopard Thunder Sound" gradually became clear in my mind at this moment when I breathed in and out, all joints suddenly became clear, and the unclear points were easily solved, and I no longer had any doubts about the practice.

Under the empowerment, not only did he learn the sound of tiger and leopard thunder in an instant, Ni Kun's internal organs and bone marrow also became stronger and purer with the vibration and washing of the sound of tiger and leopard thunder.

His physique, qi and blood also took on a new look and became stronger, getting closer to the physique of an elementary martial saint.

Even the bloodlines of Fire Spirit, Wood Spirit, and Water Spirit seem to have become slightly stronger?
"Muscles, bones, internal organs, bone marrow, and the cultivation method are all ready, and there is Yuanmu Dzi Bead to assist in the cultivation... The physique of the elementary martial artist has stabilized!"

After a morning rest, Ni Kun invited Tsunade to dinner again at noon.

The staple food this time is yellow steamed buns made of millet, with sausages, mutton, and dried and fresh vegetables such as cabbage, sunflower, and radish.

Tsunade once again broke out into a stormy and generous eating, and opened two bottles of rum, each with Ni Kun, blowing on the bottles.

To say that the only thing that satisfies Tsunade in this post-apocalyptic wasteland is that he can manage enough alcohol.

Wine is different from grain, meat, and vegetables. As long as it is stored properly, it can be stored for a long time.

In the abandoned city, Tsunade found several warehouses and wine cellars that stored various types of alcoholic beverages, and moved them several times, but they have not finished moving them yet.

Surviving alone in this apocalyptic world, with no one to talk to, when Tsunade is depressed and depressed, besides wreaking havoc, punching and kicking to destroy something to vent out, that is drinking to relieve stress.

She is good at drinking, but because of this, she has developed a strong capacity for drinking.

After drinking a whole bottle of rum, she didn't blush, and her eyes were still clear.

Still not finished, she took out another bottle of wine that Ni Kun looked familiar to her.

It's like a bottle of Wuliangye.

"Today is when I came to this world... No, it can be said to be the happiest day in my life. Come on, I did it, you can do whatever you want!"

After finishing speaking, she took the wine bottle and lightly touched Ni Kun's bottle of rum, which was only a third down, and then blew on the bottle.

Ton ton ton ton ton... Ha!

Blowing the whole bottle of Wuliangye in one breath, Tsunade let out a long breath, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, said with a good voice, picked up his chopsticks again, and started to eat vegetables.

Ni Kun persuaded: "You drank too fast. That's more than 50 degrees of liquor..."

Tsunade smiled nonchalantly:
"It's okay, my highest record is to drink seven bottles of this kind of wine in one go, and the appetizer is just a small bottle of strange-tasting hot sauce, and I just fainted a little when it's over. You can't even imagine my drinking capacity."

After eating a few mouthfuls of food, seeing her bring out another bottle of white wine, Ni Kun quickly stopped her:
"Don't drink too much today, I have something to tell you."

"What's the matter?" Tsunade looked at him with piercing eyes:
"If you want me to help you find the way home, sorry, I can't help you with this. Because I want to go home myself, but I haven't found the way back so far.

"If you want to find more people, there is no way. I spent more than a year, and I only found some alien lunatics who wanted to eat me when they met. There is not even a normal human being who can communicate."

After a pause, she looked at Ni Kun seriously:

"Ni Kun, I think that for many years to come, you will probably have to depend on me for life.

"However, I think this is pretty good. I have a lot of experience in survival, and my strength is not weak, and you can conjure food. Together, we will definitely be able to live well here."

She patted her chest hard, gave Ni Kun a thumbs up, and smiled boldly:
"Don't worry, I'm two years older than you. As a senior, I will definitely take good care of you!"

But I can go back anytime.

Ni Kun murmured in his heart, but seeing Tsunade's hopeful appearance, Ni Kun couldn't bear to tell the truth for a while, and just shook his head with a smile:
"There are too few people, even the mahjong table..."

"What? You think it's too few for two people?"

Tsunade widened his eyes:

"Do you know how I survived these three years, seven months and 22 days, in a world full of cannibals and lunatics all by myself?
"Do you know that even finding someone to talk to is just an extravagant hope. In order to prevent losing the ability to speak, you have to act like a fool every day and talk to yourself constantly. How painful is the loneliness?
"Do you know how lucky you are to meet me on the first day you first arrived and not have to experience the same fear and loneliness as me?

"You are so lucky, but you still feel that there are too few people, you..."

As he spoke, recalling his bitterness over the past three years, Tsunade's voice became choked up, like a child who had had enough of being wronged, tears streaming down his face:

"Don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know if the blessings are good or not?

"Being able to have someone to talk to me has been my... the best dream in the past three years."

Ni Kun also didn't expect that a casual joke would make Tsunade react so violently, even shed tears, and didn't know how to appease her for a while.

After all, he really didn't have such experience as Tsunade, and it was hard for him to understand the tremendous pressure she was under when facing fear alone and struggling to survive in such an extremely harsh environment.

Seeing her pitiful appearance sobbing and wiping away tears, Ni Kun thought for a while and decided to comfort her a little.

"Then what, Tsunade, don't cry. How about I give you a hug at a disadvantage?"

Saying that, he got up and went around the table, came to Tsunade, and opened his arms to her in a hug.

Tsunade choked and said:

"I am so beautiful and have such a good figure, and I still take care of myself in this wasteland, so what's the disadvantage for you?"

She said so, but she really stood up, plunged into Ni Kun's arms, hugged his back tightly with both hands, and lay her face on his chest, crying so hard that the tears quickly covered Ni Kun's chest. Soaked.

Ni Kun hesitated for a moment, folded his arms, and embraced her, without speaking, and let her cry in his arms to vent.

After a while, Tsunade finally stopped crying, took a step back, left Ni Kun's arms, wiped away tears in a hurry, and said with a red face:
"I'm sorry, I, I'm so rude, I've caused you trouble. From now on, I won't do this again in the future, don't you think I'm annoying, okay?"

Looking at her worrying about gains and losses, and thinking about Tsunade's bold and cheerful appearance when eating, drinking and laughing before, Ni Kun couldn't help but sigh inwardly, feeling that this wasteland of the end of the world is really tormenting.

With such a carefree temper, Tsunade was almost tormented to the point of mental breakdown, to expect so much from a stranger he had known for less than 24 hours, and to be afraid of being rejected by him.

I have been alone for more than three years, and there are monsters and lunatics everywhere. I have never met a normal human being. I had no hope at first, but I suddenly met Ni Kun, who looks like his own family, is mentally normal and does not eat people. , can communicate with her well, and can conjure delicious food, although Tsunade has hope again, but his heart is undoubtedly full of apprehension, worrying about gains and losses.

If Ni Kun suddenly said at this time, I won't stay here for long, and I will leave in a few days, Tsunade might really have a nervous breakdown, right?
After all, it’s okay if you haven’t seen hope all the time, and you’ll gradually accept it and get used to it.

But after seeing hope, he lost hope again. The ups and downs of shock and despair are really not something anyone can bear.

However, the problem is that it is really impossible for Ni Kun to stay in this world forever.

Or, just let her realize the reality by puncturing her fantasy about the future before she got too deep?
After pondering for a while, Ni Kun was about to speak, but Tsunade seemed to see something from his expression, and said before he could speak:
"You, don't you think that there are too few two people, and you can't even make a mahjong table? This problem is actually easy to solve! As long as we, we..."

She suddenly picked up the wine bottle, uncorked it, and dropped a whole bottle of Wuliangye in one breath, then wiped her mouth, blushed, stared at Ni Kun and said loudly:

"As long as we have a few children together, let alone a table of mahjong, even two tables of mahjong can be put together!"

"..." Ni Kun blinked, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Tsunade, you are drunk and talking nonsense."

Although Tsunade claims to be able to kill seven bottles of Wuliangye in a row, his drinking capacity is undoubtedly super strong, but when a person is emotionally unstable, his drinking capacity will plummet.

With Tsunade's current emotional state, let alone seven bottles of wine, one bottle could be enough to get drunk.

What's more, before she dried up this bottle of Wuliangye, she had already dried up a bottle of rum and a bottle of Wuliangye.

It's really hard to say that she is sober in the way she is now.

"I'm not drunk!" Tsunade's voice was crying again:
"Don't you just think there are few people? But apart from me, can you find any other normal human beings? I have been searching for more than a year, but I can't find any!
"Although we have known each other for less than 24 hours, and although you are two years younger than me, for many years to come, the only normal person you will see is me! I can only see you!

"If you think there are too few people, then we will work hard to create people! One table of mahjong, two tables of mahjong...as long as we work hard, we can always get them together!"

Seeing Ni Kun's expressionless face, Tsunade gritted his teeth:

"Don't you believe it? Well, let me show you my determination!"

After finishing speaking, she took off the windbreaker, and lifted the hem of the vest with both hands, trying to take off the tight sports vest that vividly outlined her beautiful figure.

Seeing this, Ni Kun took a step forward and pressed her hands, "Tsunade, don't do this. We just met, this is too hasty..."

Tsunade said excitedly: "This is my determination, it's not hasty at all!"

Ni Kun looked at her delicate face that was blushing, but not less beautiful, but more attractive, and said helplessly:

"Come on, why don't we build a little emotional foundation first?"

"What kind of emotional foundation do you need! Wasn't it enough to chat for half the night yesterday? This is not a peaceful world, this is the end of the wasteland. How can I spend so much time slowly? I..."

As soon as she said this, her legs suddenly went limp, and she fell limply to the ground.

Without waiting for Ni Kun's help, she tried to stand up again, but just now she grabbed his arm and tried to stand still, but she staggered again and fell into Ni Kun's arms.

"Drunk." Ni Kun shook his head, picked her up and sent her to her bedroom.

"I'm really not drunk..."

Tsunade hooked his neck with one hand, looked at his face drunkenly, chuckled and said:
"Ni Kun, you look a bit like my grandfather. Do you know my grandfather? It's the first head portrait on Hokage Rock. He is the strongest ninja in the world and the founder of Muye Village."

"Don't talk nonsense, how can I be like your grandfather? I'm much more handsome than him."

"Ni Kun, you smell very good. It's as fresh as the forest that has just been illuminated by the sun in the morning... So you really have the Mudun Xueji? You are also a descendant of the Thousand Hands Clan Right? In that case, the child we give birth to will definitely be very strong..."

"It has been said that I am not from the same world as you. My bloodline ability is not the same as the Mudun Xueji you mentioned... Well, there are some similarities, but the details are different. "

"Ni Kun, this is my first time, be gentle..."

"Don't talk nonsense, sleep well!"

Ni Kun put Tsunade on the bed and helped her take off her slippers and socks.

After thinking about it, she took off her jeans, revealing her two plump and slender legs with crystal clear skin.Her snow-white flat belly without a trace of fat, and her beautiful teardrop-shaped belly button can also be seen at a glance.

But Ni Kun didn't take the opportunity to rush forward.

Even though Tsunade was still trying to hook him with his feet and pull him over, how could she be able to use her divine power in this drunken state?

Ni Kun easily got rid of the pull of her legs and feet, covered her with a blanket, poured another glass of water and put it on the bedside table, then smiled and said:

"Have a good night's sleep."

"Don't go..." Tsunade tried to open his eyes, stretched out a hand, and weakly grabbed the corner of his clothes, muttering: "Don't leave me, don't leave me alone, don't let me become alone again ..."

Ni Kun sighed inwardly, and said softly:
"I won't leave for the time being. When you wake up, you will see me in the living room."

After speaking, he gently pulled her hand down, stuffed it back into the blanket, and turned back to leave the bedroom.

Tsunade finally couldn't hold back the drunkenness, his eyelids closed slowly, with tears in his eyes, he fell into a deep sleep.

"Tsk, I wanted to ask her to take me to find the monster..."

Ni Kun returned to the living room, looked at the empty wine bottle on the table, and shook his head helplessly:
"Although Tsunade has a good capacity for alcohol, her wine quality doesn't seem to be very good. I have to drink less with her in the future."

After tidying up the mess at the table, Ni Kun took out the celestial bead honey liquid he had prepared before, drank a small sip, and when the spiritual power dissipated, he began to swallow and breathe, and practice tiger leopard thunder sound.

Soon, tigers and leopards roared in the living room, a deep thunder sounded faintly in Ni Kun's chest and abdomen, and the humming and humming of steel vibrations came from the bones.

This practice is the whole afternoon.

It wasn't until almost eight o'clock in the evening that Tsunade rubbed his eyes and walked out:

"Ni Kun, why did I hear the sound of thunder? Oh, you made the sound. What kind of cultivation method is this? It looks so powerful!"

Hearing Tsunade's voice, Ni Kun slowly recuperated and said leisurely:
"This is Tiger Leopard Leiyin, a kind of body training kung fu."

While speaking, he opened his eyes and looked at Tsunade, seeing that she was already dressed neatly, and her face seemed to have returned to normal.

"Are you sober?" Ni Kun asked with a smile.

There was a blush on Tsunade's cheeks, a flash of embarrassment flashed in his eyes, his eyes wandered and he said something else:

"Well, what did you want to tell me at lunch?"

Seeing that she was embarrassed to mention the incident when she was drunk, Ni Kun would not make fun of her, but said:
"I want you to take me to find some powerful monsters, such as the red-scaled flying lizard."

"What are you looking for monsters for?" Tsunade asked, "None of those monsters are easy to mess with."

"Of course I have my intentions in looking for them. Besides, I'm really not afraid of them." Ni Kun said with a smile: "But it's already dark now, let's talk about it tomorrow morning."

Tsunade pursed his lips and said:

"Sorry, I got drunk. And..."

Her voice was as low as a mosquito buzzing: "Thank you."

"Why do you say thank you?"

"I got drunk and lost my temper, and said so many exaggerated things, but you didn't dislike me and leave me...Of course I want to thank you."

"Tsunade, you seem to lack self-confidence? As you said, you are so beautiful and have such a good figure. It is impossible for a normal man to be willing to leave you, right?"

Hearing Ni Kun's words, Tsunade lamented in his heart: But in the past three years, all the alien lunatics I have met, regardless of gender, just want to eat me as food.Now, I no longer dare to have any confidence in my own charm!
At this time Ni Kun said again:

"You just sobered up, why don't you go out and get some air?"

"Okay." Tsunade nodded, "Since I came back last night, I haven't gone out for half the night and the whole day, so it's time to go out and get some air."

Immediately, the two of them left the underground nest, followed the path they came from, and went up all the way, returning to the top of Hokage Rock.

Tsunade stood beside Hokage Rock, made a few chest expansion movements, looked at the abandoned city not far away, and said with a smile:

"Why don't we go to the city tomorrow and find some nice clothes for you?"

"It's not necessary, is it?"

"It is very necessary." Tsunade turned around and looked Ni Kun up and down: "I think your figure will look good if you wear a windbreaker like mine."

Ni Kun said seriously: "I look good in anything."

Tsunade grinned, eyebrows and eyes curved: "I didn't realize that you are still a narcissist."

"Is this not narcissism?" Ni Kun spread his fingers apart and combed his hair, "I'm just telling the truth, don't you think so?"

Well……

Tsunade embraced his chest with one hand, rested his chin with the other, carefully scrutinized Ni Kun for a while, and said some venomous words, but in the end he couldn't get over his conscience, so he could only nod and admit:
"Well, you are right, you are indeed a handsome brother."

"Honestly, I'm much older than you mentally..."

"But you're only 17."

"I actually..."

"Look, meteor shower!" Tsunade suddenly pointed to the sky, "Quickly make a wish!"

After speaking, he put his hands together in front of his chest, and made a wish to the meteor shower.

Ni Kun looked at the meteor shower that kept streaking across the sky above the night sky, and said with a smile:

"This is too coincidental... I just came out to get some air at random, but I didn't expect to see a meteor shower just in time."

"It's not a coincidence." Tsunade made his wish and said with a smile: "Meteor showers are very common here. I have seen at least ten meteor showers in the past three years."

"Ten meteor showers?" Ni Kun asked, "Why are there so many meteor showers?"

"I don't know." Tsunade shrugged: "But the meteor shower here is not very effective. I have made a wish every time before, but it has never come true. I hope this time the wish will come true... Well, it will definitely come true." of."

"So what did you wish for this time?"

Tsunade smiled: "I won't tell you."

Ni Kun didn't ask any further questions, just smiled and looked up at the sky:

"There are also many meteor showers in this world, I don't know if there are starbursts..."

"Starburst?"

"Yeah." Ni Kun thought for a while and described:
"It's that kind of... a very bright star erupts in the night sky. When it erupts, its brightness will even surpass that of the moon. Even after the eruption is over, it will be extremely bright and conspicuous, and it can last for several nights. Of course, I haven't seen it with my own eyes. But, I just heard it said."

"Uh..." Tsunade was stunned suddenly, and pointed at Ye Qiong again:

"Look, Ni Kun, the starburst you are talking about, isn't it that kind?"

While speaking, the dark night suddenly became brighter.

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