I'm really the captain of the flying Henan people.

Chapter 8 High Technology, Low Life

No matter what it is, once a rare prefix is ​​attached to it, it is like a limited edition on a figure, regardless of whether it will be of higher quality, it will be more expensive anyway.

Is Chen Changan the kind of person who is short of money?
He clicked on the hot search, and the title of the post that ranked first in the hot search was "No one knows rare materials better than me."

The content is full of all kinds of exaggeration and affectation, a simple matter has been published in ten posts, and the comments below are full of envy, jealousy and hatred.

"Fifty free shipping to relieve your worries!"

"nmsl"

"You must forget to bring paper when you go to the toilet!"

"After you die, your wife will cheat!"

Seeing the word "toilet", Chen Chang'an remained silent, and tears flowed when he wanted to speak, and complained in his heart:

He has no paper~
Not only Chen Chang'an, but no matter how noble and civilized human beings were on the earth, when they came to the deep sea world, no one used paper, and everyone was an Indian.

Chen Chang'an made a simple translation of the content of the hot post. In fact, the host didn't bother to deal with weak sharks (not daring to hunt sharks), and relied on his own swimming skills to explore the secrets of the deep sea world (accidentally fell into the water), and happened to find a shark under the surface of the sea. A big turtle (which was used as food by the big turtle) lured the big turtle to the surface of the sea with fresh fish viscera (forced to throw all the food out to divert the attention of the big turtle), and finally killed it (after feeding it cooked prick).

Not only did the drifting materials explode, but a large bathtub full of mud was also hooked up.

The bottom is gone.

The rest of the text is full of self-satisfied boasting, such as "making mankind great again", "I nod my head, and we can return to the earth", "I am so good".

Screenshots of the system information can be posted on the forum, but the host did not post the system information of the tub boat, which made Chen Changan quite upset.

Not long after, some strange accounts appeared in the hot posts, and their words and deeds contained a wealth of Weibo experience.

"No one knows the landlord better than me! He's just bragging!"

"No, no, no one really takes bragging as truth!"

"This man is a liar!"

On the other side of the ocean, a blond man waving an accordion was so angry that he almost stomped on the raft, and frantically battled with these netizens.

However, these people did not play their cards according to the routine, and they were always teasing the blond man:
"He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry, he's in a hurry!"

"The more you explain, the more you cover up!"

"No one knows how to brag better than me!"

Matching and tearing up attracted more crowds to watch.

The blond man blushed with anger, and directly posted the system information obtained by the bathtub ship to the forum.

【Old bath boat (planting)】

Quality: white

Durability: 60/100
Description: A 1.5mX2m miniature planting boat, transformed from a large women's bath tub, which contains a lot of soil.

Special effect: Accelerate the growth of plants, and double the growth speed of ordinary plants.

Accessories: rare salt-dispelling island mud, sea cabbage seeds X1000.

Evaluation: The lingering fragrance of Nangong emerald flowers still remains on the wooden board.

At the end, the blond man said triumphantly:

"This boat is not for sale!"

"Good stuff~"

Chen Changan turned off the trumpet, without any sense of joke in his tone, looked at the system information of the planting ship, and said awe-inspiringly:

"I'm sure about this boat, as I said, even Jesus can't keep him!"

Abandoning the strategy of using the trumpet to fight, Chen Changan invited the big one!

Big post!

[Just now, I saw an egomaniac who actually said that he could travel back to the earth with a nod of his head, so I asked you, do you have water to drink?Do you have meat to eat? 】

[No, it's this person——@金发男的account name]

As the host of the long-term hot post "Collection of Novice Survival Experience", Chen Chang'an's tuba has retained hundreds of active fans with a stable and updated attitude. When he posted a new post for the first time, the number of views instantly exceeded a thousand.

After the blond man posted the system information of the bathtub boat, many of Chen Changan's trumpets died down, and he mocked his account one by one in the comments, announcing:
"I declare that I have won the US... this debate! Maga!"

The melon-eaters lost interest when they saw that many accounts had turned into gray avatars, and they patted their buttocks and left after posting comments like "Yes, yes, you won".

next second!
Fan army surprise attack!

Thousands of netizens who had been helped by the hot post "Collection of Novice Survival Experience" appeared one after another, copying and pasting in unison:
"Egoist, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"

"Egoist, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"

"Egoist, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"

Quality trifecta!

The blond man's violent temper that had just calmed down exploded again, and he was about to split the line, but discovered an embarrassing fact.

All he has around him is the dead body of a large turtle and a planting ship that has great potential but is useless in the short term.

When he was at a loss, a comment from a netizen "Make Lao Mei great again" was very kind, and it also gave the blonde man inspiration:
"There is a lot of food and water in the trading market."

The blond man opened the trading market, and the shark meat all over the mountains and plains made him lose the idea of ​​​​selling sea turtles, but he couldn't bear to sell the planting boat for a while.

While he was struggling, Chen Chang'an delivered the final blow warmly.

Chen Changan packed five liters of hot water, fifty skewers of steaming shark kebabs, and the wine he had finally collected and put them on the shelves. The purchase conditions are as follows:
[White and white level or above items, rare props are given priority]

After only one minute, he received a transaction request from the blond man.

Chen Changan leaned back tactically, leaned against the wooden barrel of clean water, and said with a smile:
"Agreed to the transaction."

A system message quickly sends a reminder:
"Congratulations, you got the old tub boat (planting)."

A tub-shaped boat suddenly appeared beside the raft. Chen Changan achieved his goal, and he sighed with emotion:

"Dream back to the era of Weibo. It's really interesting to be a troll and tease public figures."

The blond man posted his transaction records in the post, promoting his luxurious life in a high-profile way.

He drank wine, ate shark kebabs, and had plenty of hot water.

Responded to netizens' "Do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?" with facts.

One-sided news always lacks enthusiasm.

When the blond man's big melons were eaten up, countless netizens turned their attention to other hot searches.

It was getting dark, and twilight was coming.

Netizens lie on small, dirty and dilapidated rafts.

There is nowhere to go and nothing to do.

So, they used the black technology of translucent light curtains to browse the forum, pitied the stars far away in the sky, mocked the dignitaries who fell into the clouds, worshiped the warriors who dared to hunt sharks, and missed the beauty of the earth era.

"Don't cry, Zhenbao, you can become an Internet celebrity in the deep sea world!"

"Hey, isn't this someone in the village who made more than 100 million Xiulu money? Where's the money? Did you use it?"

"Shark, I will kill it sooner or later..."

"..."

They were getting more and more hungry, but they refused to look for food, and they could not make any sound with their shriveled lips and tongues.

They are obsessed with pointing the country and criticizing Fang Qiu on the Internet, and gain a great sense of satisfaction and accomplishment from the falsehood.

Someone reminded of the clip in the documentary "Sanhe Dashen": an old man used his smartphone to scan the QR code to pay, and paid 15 yuan a night for the room fee of the underground hotel hanging on the wall.

Someone also laughed at himself:
We are born worthless, and only entertainment can make us really not want to die.

It seems to empathize, but unfortunately it ends here.

They are dead.

Die in this unprecedented oceanic apocalypse.

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Human surviving numbers: 6744594827/8023442354
(End of this chapter)