I'm really the captain of the flying Henan people.

Chapter 21 Are You Handsome?Nangong Cuihua appraises for you!

Chapter 21 Are You Handsome?Nangong Cuihua appraises for you!

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And this kind of operation?

Chen Changan opened the list of materials for upgrade plan [-], including:
[200 catties of wood, 20 catties of metal, 5 catties of fish maw and bones, ten love letters to Nangong Cuihua (written by ten handsome men)]

He remembered.

The bathtub boat is transformed from a large lady's bathtub, and the system evaluation is even brighter:

The lingering fragrance of Nangong emerald flowers still remains on the wooden board.

Good guy, Chen Changan directly called him good guy!

He could understand.

The so-called "awakening the spirituality" is to use a disgusting love letter to awaken the lingering fragrance of Nangong Cuihua.

It's hard for him to imagine how poor Nangong Cuihua is to be so eager for a man's approval?

Next time you upgrade the planting ship, will you ask for a hundred love letters?

terrible!
Women are scary!
Harsh girl, fiercer than a tiger!

Faced with this unreasonable request, Chen Changan resolutely decided to become the first man to write a love letter to Miss Nangong.

Generally speaking, letter paper is used to write a love letter, but there is no paper mill in the vast sea, and it is impossible to use logs to rub paper pulp by hand.

Fortunately, when the awning boat was upgraded last time, Chen Chang'an still had some leftover cloth in his hand, which could be used as a substitute for letter paper.

The pen is also used as a substitute. Chen Changan took out a small basin of shark blood from the trading market, and used his fingers as a substitute for the pen, using blood as the raw material.

Chen Changan recalled the classic love quotes in Huaxia Network, and wrote:
"The crab is peeling my shell, the notebook is writing me, I am falling on the maple leaves and snowflakes all over the sky, and you are thinking of me."

"When I saw you, I became very low, very low, as low as the dust, but I was happy in my heart, and flowers bloomed from the dust."

"When I saw you for the first time, my heart exploded into fireworks, and it took me a lifetime to clean the ashes."

After writing three sweet words in one breath, Chen Changan retracted his fingers in satisfaction.

I saw that the round wooden barrel was covered with a piece of pale cloth, with sweet words written in scarlet shark's blood, it didn't look like a love letter, but a bloody letter written in the blood of thousands of people.

The handwriting is ugly!
There is no way, let alone writing with blood on his fingers, even writing with a gel pen, Chen Changan hasn't touched it for half a year.

Chen Changan put the blood love letter on the planting ship, and the demand for survival points immediately dropped by 12 points.

it works!

Chen Chang'an was a bit dumbfounded. Does this mean that his appearance has been officially certified by Nangong Cuihua?

He looked over the water.

Looking at Dehua from the left, Yanzu from the right, Chaowei from the top, and Guanxi from the bottom, the demeanor looks like Li Xiaoyao.

All roads lead to Rome, and with his good looks, Chen Changan was born in Rome.

It is a routine operation to be recognized by Nangong Cuihua.

Chen Changan breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed with a smile:

"There are still nine letters, so we can only go to the trading market to buy them."

Thus, Chen Changan filled nine bottles of mineral water and put them on the trading market, but this time, his purchase conditions were extremely special.

[It must be a love letter written by a handsome guy to Nangong Cuihua]

The purchase conditions of Nine Bottles of Water were so bizarre that it instantly attracted the attention of thousands of people. The posts in the hot search keyword "trading market" instantly had hundreds of discussion posts, all of which were personal attacks.

There is no speech control in the Deep Sea Forum, and even *** can speak freely, not to mention personal attacks.

"Hentai! It's disgusting!"

"Is the slag water a mind distortion?"

"Scumbag's head was kicked by a donkey!"

"So this is the real name of the profiteer Zhashui, hetui!"

Although there are many scolding people, more people started writing love letters in the first place.

Humans can only survive for three days without water.

The more than six billion human beings in existence are very aware of this point.

Even a shark hunter with enough drinking water is willing to move his finger to write a love letter to earn an extra bottle of mineral water.

however.

When many people excitedly wrote their love letters and submitted them to the trading market, they were hit by a soul-touching blow:
"The transaction you submitted does not meet the purchase requirements."

The system prompt was poured on this group of people like a basin of bone-chilling ice water.

"Aren't I handsome?"

"If being handsome is a mistake, I will be sentenced to death. Why can't I meet the purchase demand?"

"Why can't a woman write a love letter to a woman? In summer, my whole body was sweating and my hands and feet were cold, and tears flowed down my face."

The hot search "trading market" can almost be regarded as an internal forum of the trading market. At this time, there are more than 700 posts insulting profiteers and scumbags, and more than [-] posts calling the system blind have been added. full.

Chen Changan recalled the remarks of a certain female boxer. In order to provoke gender antagonism between men and women and gain traffic, she deliberately mocked men in a certain program, which is appropriate here:

"He's so ordinary, yet so confident."

After about 10 minutes, there were more and more system notifications related to love letters.

"Congratulations, you got the love letter!"

"Congratulations, you got a nasty love letter!"

"Congratulations, you got a fake love letter"

After Chen Changan submitted all the love letters, he found that different love letters have different survival points.

Among them, the nasty love letter reduced the survival point requirement by a full 25 points, twice that of Chen Changan's literary version of the love letter, but the content was surprising.

"I love you, I love you so much, I love you so much, I love you the most..."

The author of the love letter wrote fifty lines of nasty love words in one breath, which are simple, direct and rude, but extremely effective.

"I really can't write this kind of thing."

Chen Changan was overwhelmed with shame, and when he saw the fifty words of love, he felt goose bumps all over his body.

The ten love letters have reduced the consumption of survival points by 200 points in total, and Chen Changan has no shortage of wood, metal, fish maw and fish bones, which again reduced the consumption of survival points by 300 points.

Looking at the gap of 100 survival points, Chen Changan covered his face in shame.

Theoretically, providing raw materials can reduce the need for survival points by 90%, but Chen Changan obviously provided all the raw materials, but only reduced 500 survival points.

There is still a gap of [-] points, which is probably caused by the insufficient content of the love letter.

"buy it."

Chen Chang'an once again initiated the demand for the purchase of nasty love letters, and said in a note:
[The content of the love letter must be: I love you, I love you to death, such simple and crude sweet words]

In the discussion forum of the trading market, there was another burst of posts cursing Chen Changan.

"This is really a pervert opening the door for a pervert, the pervert is home!"

"The perverted mother cries in her arms because the pervert is dead!"

"The pervert's mother is in jail, the crime is fucking perverted!"

Chen Changan shrugged and said calmly:

"I don't care."

"You are scolding slag water, what does it have to do with me, Chen Changan?"

With the help of ten nasty love letters, the survival point requirements of the planting ship dropped smoothly to 60 points.

According to Chen Changan's current accumulation speed, the planting ship will be able to be upgraded tomorrow.

……

Deep Sea Forum.

The text live post that has not been updated for a long time is updated again.

[Floor 48 (host): Brother Meng, I came back alive, and now I have fled to the sea ten kilometers away, so it should be safe.

Don't go to Treasure Island, this is my last advice to you, I've seen a female ghost! ! ! 】

[Floor 49: Thinking carefully is terrifying, the host will update soon! 】

[Fifty floor: The host has been updated, I am very happy]

[Floor 51 (the original poster): When I first set foot on the island, I felt that this island was a gift from God. Tranquility, comfort, beauty, wood is thriving, springs are trickling, all beautiful words can be used Nothing is too much on this island. 】

[Floor 52: Change quickly, change quickly, the sows in the production team are more diligent than you! 】

[Floor 53 (host): I entered the island. Along the way, birds were singing and flowers were fragrant, trees were overgrown, and herbs were luxuriant. I walked along the path and saw a broken temple. The system reminded me to sacrifice, and I only had one head. Sharks are offered to the god of the sea.

The door of the temple was wide open, and it was dark inside. I walked in bravely, and there was a woman with embroidered shoes lying there. Just die horn interior design take card back】

[Floor 54: Is the host writing about Yitiantu?Fuck the keyboard! 】

[Floor 55: Where are people? 】

[Floor 56: Could it be the female ghost who jumped out of the forum? 】

[Floor 57: The demons are gone, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva blesses you! 】

[Floor 58: Hehe, return Avalokitesvara, and I will return Lolita! 】

The post is interrupted here.

It took a full day and night before an anonymous trumpet posted on the ninth floor.

"The landlord is dead."

(End of this chapter)

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