Connor's Hogwarts

Chapter 324 Connor Makes Headlines Again

"Hogwarts Magic Pattern Research Laboratory announced the scroll magic model, causing a major earthquake in the magic research world"

"The Ministry of Magic publicly confers the Order of Merlin, Third Class, on all members of the Hogwarts Magicweave Research Laboratory"

"Member of the Wizarding Association said: scroll magic may usher in a new era of magic"

"The youngest recipient of the Order of Merlin?Are the third graders deciphering the scroll magic a genius or something else? "

"The shady scene in the magic research world, the corruption of the Ministry of Magic, the academic circle corrupted by Jin Gallon..."

……

"Hey, Bob, your young master is making headlines again!"

In Hogsmeade Village, the branch of the Lake experience store, the store is holding a copy of the Daily Prophet, and the atmosphere is full of noise and joy.

Today's newspapers, no matter how big or small, are reporting the news that the eldest son of the Lake family, Connor Lake, has won the third-class Merlin Medal.

If it weren't for the belief that the Daily Prophet wouldn't report outrageous fake news, everyone would have thought it was an April Fool's show.

After all, a little wizard who is in the third grade has won the Merlin Medal, which most people can't imagine... It is indeed a bit magical.

Bob wiped his wine glass and smiled honestly: "Master Connor's strength is well known to everyone. It's not too much to get a Merlin Medal..."

"Hahaha! One thing to say, it's really not too much... Didn't you read it carefully, it was written in the newspaper... [The winners of the Collective Merlin Medal this time are: Filius Flitwick, Settima Victor, Bathceda Babling and Connor Lake], it is very clear how the young master of the Lake family got this medal!"

"Understood! Is there anything I don't understand? Let me see, this Merlin Medal is only worth tens of thousands of Galleons~"

"Hey! This brother is a sensible person, and he speaks the truth. I love it."

"Huh? No one really thinks that this medal was bought by the young master, right? No way, no way?"

"Damn! Do you only stay at the sour old Lake's house every day? Does the Lake's eat your rice? Without the Lake's house, how would you play your horse's monster card?"

"Hey! You taste it, you taste it carefully, this big brother is still a Lai guard, can he still wash it? Is this all?"

"Hahahaha, Master Connor, you will always be a god! Congratulations to the young master for winning the award, cheers!"

"cheers!"

"..."

I don’t know when it started, the customers who frequented the Lake experience store branch guarded by the old Bob began to speak human words...

Looking at the group of blind idiots in the store who have learned a little bit of yin and yang from him, Bob maintains a hearty smile on his face, but his thoughts start to wander...

Why on earth did it become like this?Obviously everyone was a good comrade in the beginning, why are they not being human now?Why?

Forget it, don't care, it's really funny that people who speak yin and yang have a little bit of cerebral palsy...

"Not only are there new cards on sale today, but there is also a new version of Facebook pre-sale. Welcome to order." Bob smiled honestly, his bald head shining brightly.

"New Facebook? What features have been updated this time?"

"There is an advertisement on the big screen, can't you see it?"

On the huge screen placed obliquely above the big bald head, there is an advertisement with the characteristics of the Lake family:

"Lake's exclusive product [Facebook W1] will be launched soon! The new world series of Facebook will bring you a new social experience! Multi-screen integration, no need to turn pages; size as you like, fit in the palm of your hand! Added text dialogue function, allowing you Send your letters face to face! Support multiple people to communicate on the same screen at the same time, come and create a group chat, and chat happily with your family and friends!"

"The new version [Facebook W1] will be released on April 98th. You only need [-] silver Sickles to take home the new version of Facebook. Now you can participate in the pre-order and get a beautiful small gift! First come first served, while supplies last, Come and buy it!"

"Hey! Bob, what's so special about this new Facebook? I don't understand this ad." An old alcoholic sat at the bar and asked, knocking sunflower seeds.

"I happen to have samples here, come and see?" Bob smiled and took out a small book the size of a palm, and handed it to the old alcoholic.

"What? Facebook? So small? Smaller than my face, how can you still talk?" The old drunk shouted dissatisfiedly.

"The new version of Facebook has solidified the zoom-in spell and the zoom-out spell, and can automatically adjust the size. This is just the smallest state." Bob said with a smile.

"Hey, this is a good function." The old drunkard took over the small Facebook and was about to open it, but he was surprised: "Huh? Why is there only one book cover left on this Facebook? Where are the pages inside?"

Bob explained with a smile: "Didn't you read what the advertisement said? Mirrors are integrated, and all sub-mirrors can be displayed on the mirror on the home page. We only need to insert other people's mirrors here. It can be directly displayed on the home page, without the trouble of turning pages.”

Bob demonstrated while talking. He turned Facebook to the back, tapped it with his magic wand, and opened the "back cover" of Facebook. He saw a bunch of small lenses divided into postage stamps. Take out one, then open the other Facebook, repeat the operation, swap the small lenses, and finally close the back cover of the two Facebooks.

(It can be simply understood as...inserting a SIM card)
"Look, it's done now, every new Facebook has [-] slots for the little lenses, just swap the little lenses"

Bob turned Facebook over again, revealing the front, and a little fox appeared on the smooth mirror surface. The little fox said, "Master, there is only one contact in your address book, let's make more friends~"

"Number the contact as No. [-], and initiate a communication with No. [-]." Bob said to the little fox.

"Yes, master, No. [-] has been numbered, and Mira is calling No. [-] for you."

Bob tosses another Facebook copy to the spirited alcoholic, laughing, "That's it, try?"

"Hey, this new Facebook is quite interesting." The alcoholic took the Facebook, opened the cover and found a similar little fox baring its teeth and claws: "Contact No. [-] sent a communication invitation, will the owner answer it? "

"Answer."

Then the other's face appeared on their Facebook pages at the same time.

"Cool~ This new Facebook is a lot more convenient, but five Galleons is too expensive, I bought the current Facebook half a year ago." The drunkard shook his head: "It's still the next time Buy it again, your Lakers' products are updated too quickly."

Bob smiled: "Don't worry, there are new functions, Mira, switch to the text conversation mode."

Before the old drunkard could react, the Facebook screen in front of him suddenly turned into a parchment-like screen, and a white fox appeared on the upper left, with a string of words appearing on its long tail: [ We have become friends, come chat! 】

"This is." Before the old drunkard could finish his sentence, he saw another fox appeared in the opposite direction to the lower right of the fox on the mirror, and the words were also displayed on its tail: 【This is】

"???"

Bob smiled all over his face: "As you can see, the new Facebook can convert our voice into text and send it out. Of course, if you don't want to speak with your mouth, you can also write it by hand."

Bob used his hand as a pen to write on the mirror, and then the old alcoholic also saw Bob’s ugly handwriting on his Facebook: 【It will send out what you wrote by hand synchronously, how about it, very Magical]

"Wow! I have to say, I'm a little moved."

Bob's smile became brighter: "The new version of Facebook also supports multiple people chatting online at the same time."

"Hi! Only six Galleons! I bought it!"

The drunkard turned around, only to realize that at some point in time, a large circle of people had surrounded him.

"Bob! I bought this new Facebook! Here are six Galleons!"

"This is just a trial product, we are only accepting pre-orders now, and it will be officially released in three days"

"Hey! This is too much! Can I buy this trial product? I don't want to wait for three days!"

"Hey on the go Bob book me a copy!"

"I want me too!"

Bob laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth. You hermaphrodites scolded you so much that you ended up scrambling to buy Master Connor's products?

Bob raised his hands and said with a smile: "Don't worry, don't rush, those who want to pre-order line up, come one by one."

(End of this chapter)