Connor's Hogwarts

Chapter 238 The First School Newspaper

Argus Filch felt that Hogwarts Castle, where he had lived for many years, suddenly became strange.

In fact, he had already faintly noticed this feeling a long time ago, but recently this strange feeling has become more and more obvious.

When did it start?
It probably started when there were more strange paintings in the castle
It was a painting of an imp named Riker, because Dumbledore acquiesced to his actions, and Filch couldn't express his displeasure at the growing number of new paintings on the castle walls.

At the beginning, there was only a little kid named Conan in those paintings. Filch didn't understand why a portrait of a child deserved to be hung in Hogwarts. Hogwarts paintings never showed a child child!there has never been!Filch hates children!
But Filch can only endure, because he can't influence the decisions of the wizards, he is just a squib, the limit of his ability is... he can only bully the freshmen.
This is the first change.

Then, Peeves went crazy.

The ugly, disgusting, obnoxious Peeves before, it's changed, he's shamefully turned into those picture cards, but it's only changed the surface!It pretends to be well-behaved on the surface, but it does all kinds of mischief!
Wreak havoc everywhere, act scary, throw cakes in the hallways!It didn't miss any of the things it used to do every day!
but!The scary thing is, no wizard hates Peeves anymore!

Filch even suspected that Peeves had learned the Confusion Curse and cast spells on everyone. Otherwise, why would the wizards who used to yell at Peeves still treat him even if they were hit in the face by him with cakes? Greeting with a smile? ? ?Is it because it will turn into a cute little girl?
How in the world would there be such a reason? ? !

Peeves also gave himself a name?Just fart!In Filch's eyes, Peeves was always Peeves, the ugly, disgusting, annoying Peeves!This will never change!

Thinking of how Peeves turned into a little girl and smeared cream on Mrs. Norris (Filch's cat) last night, Filch's old and faded (fog) face became more ferocious, He, Filch, was going to kill Peeves sooner or later!

In the past two days, there was one more thing that bothered Filch - he often saw little wizards in twos and threes gathering together to discuss something mysteriously, but when he approached, these little ghosts They all scattered like black birds.

This caught Filch's attention. As the gatekeeper and administrator of Hogwarts, he had to find out what these restless little ghosts were doing again, and whether they were plotting to do something bad again.

It was his own responsibility, and Filch trembled with excitement at the thought of catching the erring brats and justifiably punishing them.

Although these little ghosts are avoiding Filch, Filch also has his own countermeasures. No one knows the secret passages in the castle better than him, who has lived in the castle for decades, and wants to observe secretly without being discovered. ,easy.

And Filch has already discovered that the group of little ghosts usually gather in front of those new paintings, so just hide in a place where you can see the new paintings and avoid being discovered by those little ghosts.

Filch already had a plan.

So on Sunday afternoon, Filch put on a full body armor and stood beside a blank new picture frame, waiting for the little devils to throw themselves into the trap.

He didn't have to wait long, someone soon appeared
"Ron Ron! Here here! Nobody's using this picture frame!"

A little boy wearing glasses appeared at the corner of the corridor. After waving behind him, he walked towards the picture frame. Filch recognized this kid, the famous boy Harry Potter. According to Filch's Experience, this kid looks like the kind of restless troublemaker.

Then another red-haired kid followed, red-haired, another Weasley kid!Thinking of certain twins, Filch gritted his teeth with hatred.

"Great, Harry, we're not being robbed here!" said the red-haired kid.

"Ron, is your news true? Are there really secrets in these picture frames?"

"Of course! It was Fred and George who told me secretly! They said [Just shout the code in front of the blank picture frame, and you will know all the secrets of Hogwarts], Fred and the others also said that most people would not Told him, Harry, you have to trust me."

"But... today we have seen that many people know about it"

"...Maybe someone leaked the news, but at least it proves that the matter is true, right? Quick, try the code first!"

"All right."

Filch lifted his spirits, he was going to know the secrets of these brats soon!Then he heard that Harry Potter speaking to the frame.
"ARALE!"

Filch was still wondering what the code meant, and then he saw it out of the corner of his eye. A little girl with black-rimmed eyes, a strange hat, and a red tie, about the size of Conan, appeared running around. In the frame!

"Oh yo yo~ Hello! I'm Arale! Do you want to buy this week's newspaper too?"

"Newspaper? What newspaper?" Harry asked the three of them a common question.

"That's right! That's right, we're here to buy newspapers!" Ron reached out his hand to stop Harry, and gave an affirmative answer directly. No matter what, it's always right to answer first.

The little girl Alalei took out a newspaper from the small cloth bag at her waist, and said with a smile: "This is the newspaper for this week! There are also pens, here you are."

Harry looked at the newspaper that Arale handed over, and was just about to say how you would give us a newspaper for a painting, and then he saw that the newspaper had passed through the frame and appeared in front of them, and Harry could still see it. Arale stretched out her little hand.

"." Harry forgot that he was in a magic school again. In the wizarding world, all this should be quite normal, right?
Ron took the newspaper and the pen and asked, "Why are you giving us the pen?"

"Oh~ Although there is no charge for buying newspapers, you must write a review! If you don't write a review, you will be hated by Alale. If Alale hates you, Alale will not send you newspapers!" Alale Running in place, he said happily:

"There are still some things to pay attention to. The newspaper cannot be five meters away from the picture frame, otherwise it will automatically dissipate, tear or destroy the newspaper. You must write a comment of no less than [-] words when you buy it next time. In addition, this newspaper is a secret Published, but please don’t make a big deal out of it.”

"Oh, so that's the case." Harry and Ron Qiqi nodded to show they understood after hearing what Arale said.

"Oh~ That's about all there are things to pay attention to. After you finish reading the newspaper, just stuff the newspaper into the picture frame. Then I'll leave first, and someone else is calling me! Bye~"

Looking at the empty picture frame again, Harry and Ron glanced at each other, then put their heads together to read the newspaper, exclaiming from time to time:

"My God! So Snape still has such a secret! Harry, look! Your family is even written here!"

"I didn't even know that my family used to produce shampoo? Who wrote this report? Eh? No signature?"

"There don't seem to be many articles that are signed. Yes, look at this! This article! Fred and George's article! They are selling quick-acting skipping pills? Isn't this an advertisement?!?"

"And this, isn't Connor Ivan's big brother? Pokemon duel? Ron! You will participate in this!"

"Of course! Hey! Look, Harry, here! News from all grades!" 'Jacob, head of the Boys' Council, has confirmed that he has broken up with his girlfriend because of a Slytherin prefect in Year 3', 'Wood in Year [-] because Didn't find a suitable Seeker Midnight Pain Attachment.', '[-] minutes to understand the tricks of fast and silent spellcasting.', 'Senior teaches you how to be immune to Professor Quirrell's stench' Hahahaha, this newspaper is so interesting!"

"Eh? Why is there no report from our first grade?"

"Look here! [Call for Contributions of Interesting Stories of All Grades], it seems that our first grade stories are not written? This newspaper should be created by the seniors, right?"

"I don't know, "Hogwarts Weekly". The editor-in-chief only left a strange symbol, and the authors of many articles did not sign, eh? Ron, there is a message board at the back of the newspaper, why don't we put the interesting stories of the first grade Write it in too!"

"But what should I write? It's only been a week since school started, and nothing interesting happened to us?"

"Yes! Give me the pen! Look at mine! Snape is brazen, oppresses freshmen and asks three questions without thinking."

"Harry!? Is it really okay for you to write this?"

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, you don't need to sign it!"

"It makes sense, then write a few more sentences"

The two little ghosts muttered around the newspaper for a long time, but it was hard for Filch who was hiding in the armor. It seemed that the students gathered to read the newspaper did not violate the school rules, so he couldn't jump out to punish them, which is really regrettable. But listening to the discussion of these two brats, Filch's curiosity was aroused. He also wanted to know what was written in the newspaper, but he couldn't see anything out of the corner of his eye, which made Filch very sad. It is uncomfortable.

The two little devils worked hard for a long time, finally finished their work, and left with flushed faces.

Filch was finally able to move his body. He took off his helmet, walked to the frame with a gloomy face, and fell into deep thought. This seemed to be a newspaper created by a school kid. As an administrator, should he be with the picture frame? What about these little devils?It seems that it shouldn't be. But I really want to know the trick of fast casting
In the end, Filch still couldn't hold back the temptation, walked to the frame and said, "Alale."

Filch got the newspaper as he wished. The cover of this newspaper is Professor Snape, and the headline is eye-catching:
"Secret Revealed: The Truth About Professor Snape Never Washing His Hair!" "

　Last night's single chapter was blocked == obviously I didn't write anything.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)