some magical Hogwarts

Chapter 21 I don't usually laugh unless I can't help it
William used the melody of "Two Tigers" to finish the song quickly.

Everyone sang at random, Hufflepuff's position, and some even hummed the melody of "Internationale".

William almost thought it was a comrade from an international organization who broke into the enemy's interior!

After everyone finished, only the Weasley brothers continued to sing along with the slow melody of "Wedding March".

Dumbledore conducted the final bars for them both with his wand, and when they were done, he gave the loudest applause.

"It's time to give the wizards of Hogwarts a popular science about the brainwashing divine comedy of the Celestial Dynasty." William said silently.

In this way, when everyone sings in the future, they will not be scattered, and there will always be only one melody in their ears.

Such as "Awn Seed", "Shoulder Shaking Dance"...

Dumbledore didn't know William's package yet, and he was wiping his eyes with his hands, not sure if it was tears of emotion, or some solid impurity with a vulgar name.

"This melody is really beautiful." Dumbledore seemed to be recalling some kind of little luck. William suspected that he remembered his first love.

Dumbledore may have thought of using this song in his wedding!

Dumbledore babbled for 10 minutes, praised a certain Hogwarts principal who wrote the school song, and called her the strongest lyricist ever.

Amid Professor McGonagall's constant coughing, he reluctantly ended the dinner.

The Ravenclaw first-years followed Prefect Robert Hilliard through the noisy crowd and out of the cafeteria.

There was another commotion in the distance, from the Gryffindor table.

Percy waved his arms like crazy and shouted, "I'm going to kill you!"

William had never seen such a pissed-off Percy, and he always paid great attention to his image.

George hid behind Li Jordan, and said aggrievedly, "Why are you yelling so loudly?"

Percy gritted his teeth: "Answer! Why are so many people's summer homework answers exactly the same as mine?!"

Fred dodged the smashed shoes and whispered, "How do we know... maybe, it's because the difficulty of this homework is very low?"

William suddenly realized that the answer to the summer homework for the fourth grade came from Percy.

Percy didn't know it, he was bragging about the answer just now when he learned of this sudden and shocking news!
Apparently, the twin brothers stole Percy's answers during the summer vacation, and copied them to sell them for money!

Most annoyed, Percy didn't get a Knut.

"I'll kill you!" Percy threw Wood's other shoe out.

George took out a stick from nowhere, and vigorously yanked the shoe away like a Bludger.

Facts have proved that when eating, you must not secretly take off your shoes, or you will die miserably!
For example, Wood... He was eating a box of pudding, enjoying the farce in front of him with a happy face.

Wood clapped excitedly: "A beautiful blow!"

He commented with a professional attitude: "The accuracy and strength are all there, and the timing is well grasped.

George, you definitely have the ability to make it to the school team. It seems that Charlie has trained you a lot during the summer vacation!

Hurry up and participate in the team selection next week, with your brothers here, we will easily win the Quidditch Cup this year..."

and many more……

these shoes
Why are you so familiar?

"Where are my shoes?!" Wood stood on a chair wearing flamboyant pink socks with the head of the famous witch singer Celestina Warbeck printed on it.

He shouted: "Don't hit it, don't hit it, it's a limited edition flying shoe with Aidan Lynch's autograph on it!"

Aidan Lynch was the Chaser for the Irish Quidditch national team and one of Wood's favorite players.

But no matter how Wood yelled, it was useless. The shoe stably drew a beautiful arc and slammed straight towards the guest seat.

Snape pursed his lips, listening impatiently to Dumbledore talking about the charm of rock and roll.

In a trance, the shoes fell from the sky, with a strong smell, blowing towards the face.

The taste...was so sour that Snape almost passed out from the smoke.

According to the trajectory estimate, the shoe will definitely hit him.

Snape hastily took out his wand, and the curse of muscle instinct should be "split into pieces".

But he didn't use it, but waved it lightly, and the shoe changed its trajectory, and at a faster speed, it rushed towards Professor Tywin not far away.

The corners of Professor Snape's mouth curled up, and he smiled contemptuously. He made a slightly fancy movement, and inserted his wand back into his loose wizard robe.

Snape looked at Dumbledore and asked lazily, "What are you talking about, continue?"

The whole process was done in one go, and even his greasy black hair didn't move at all.

If it was an ordinary wizard, he would probably be hit by a shoe, but Professor Tywin fully proved how terrifying a wizard with agility is.

In an instant, he turned his head sideways, his shoes brushed past his blond hair, and slammed into Hagrid who was further away.

Hagrid frantically propped up his little pink umbrella.

The small umbrella looked worn out and flirty, but unexpectedly it was full of elasticity. The shoe bumped against the surface of the umbrella, extruding an obvious dent, and shot back at a faster speed.

Hogwarts Ninjutsu Mystery Hagrid Bounces Back!

Bang!
The shoe brushed against Professor Tywin's nose, and he took a deep breath, almost vomiting out the overnight meal.

Fortunately, there was no danger, his nose was not big enough, so he did not become the first professor in the history of Hogwarts whose nose bridge was broken by a shoe.

Although the title of being almost smoked to death is not very pleasant.

Only now did Tywin understand the profound meaning of the sentence "The position of Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts is cursed".

Don't say anything, get one year's salary, and definitely leave next year!

The shoe didn't hit Professor Tywin, and continued towards Snape at a speed of 180 mph.

Fortunately, the shoe didn't hit him.

Unfortunately, the shoe fell into a bowl on the table.

A large amount of milky white viscous liquid mixed with a pungent smell burst out, splashing Snape's face...pure milk!

Dumbledore took off his half-moon glasses and wiped his cloudy old eyes, as if he hadn't seen anything just now.

Professor McGonagall took a deep breath, and before Snape broke out, he announced loudly: "Percy Weasley, George Weasley and Fred Weasley, frolicking in the dining room, Gran Thirty points will be deducted from Fendo!"

Frolicking?

Obviously they gathered a crowd to fight with the intention of murdering the professor!

(Tywin: "They should go into Azkaban, especially Oliver Wood! Let the Dementor give it a foot-smelling kiss!"

Snape's face was livid. He originally wanted to deduct [-] points, but Professor McGonagall had already spoken, so he had no choice but to remain silent!
but,
It doesn't mean he will swallow this breath!

capable,
Just don't take my Potions class!

A smile appeared on the corner of Dumbledore's mouth, and he gave Professor McGonagall a thumbs up.

Mag's wit is still commendable. It's only the beginning of the semester, and it's really a college cup that deducts [-] points?

Snape's dead fish eyes stared at Dumbledore like a poisonous snake.

The old man's smile disappeared in an instant, and he continued to wipe his glasses expressionlessly, smacking his mouth and saying, "Ah, what a pity, it's Bibi Duowei Dou that smells like earwax!
Haagen-Dazs is still delicious, so Annie sent a few boxes, and I don’t know how to send more... She also asked me to take care of her brother William, thank God that he doesn’t bully others.

Ah, before going to bed, I must have another bowl of Haagen-Dazs..."

Snape looked at Professor McGonagall again.

Professor McGonagall hurriedly stood up, she didn't even dare to look into Snape's eyes, she just walked off the guest table with a sullen face, and walked towards the Gryffindor table.

Can't laugh!If he laughed out loud now, he would definitely be killed by Snape!
but,

It's really hard to endure.

Professor McGonagall tightly pursed his lips, his hands trembled, and he pinched his thighs, not daring to show any abnormality in himself.

Still Dumbledore is amazing!

Professor McGonagall sighed.

Being so close to Snape, he can still retract freely... Has he been professionally trained?

———— I am Wood’s separator————

Wood: All wizards, if you don’t vote for recommendation, I will use biological and chemical weapons on behalf of Hogwarts—smelly shoes warning!
　Thanks to the crazy imperial doctor, I really didn’t fall in love, the ink-stained crow, dwdw20 days, managarm, a few big guys for the rewards, thank you (*°°)=3
　　
　
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