I'm not an elf supporting character

Chapter 68 Dogs Can't Eat Chocolate! ! (Please recommend tickets!!!)
Wednesday.

The matter of the archipelago finally came to a conclusion.

But it wasn't what Li wanted to guess, the scene where the masters in the archipelago captured all the evil food kings.

Officially, these evil food kings all left along those unknown tunnels of light.

A video of them walking into the Ultra Cave spontaneously was also released.

Gone, gone?

What is going on?
Li Xiang felt more and more that there was a problem in the archipelago.

After destroying Huolu City, these evil food kings who blocked and killed gods and Buddhas chose to retreat instead of moving forward.

why?
It can't be that you are full. This word does not exist in the dictionary of an elf like the evil food king.

He is a strong man who only eats an entire area.

It is really puzzling.

As for whether there is a bad food king left in the archipelago.

Li Xiang has a personal tendency. Although the probability of capturing the Ultra Beast is not high without the Ultra Ball, it is not absolutely impossible to capture it.

Something like the Heavy Ball works well against a heavyweight behemoth like the King Eater.

of course.

These things have nothing to do with him at present.

It is naturally best that the evil food king can leave. Li Xiang is a person with empathy, and also understands the truth of cold lips and teeth.

I just hope that these guys don't treat the world as a restaurant and come and go as they please.

Go downstairs and drink water.

From the backyard came the sound of Riolu shouting and drinking.

There is also the strange cry of the crocodile, and the sharp and thin cry of the snorkeling ferret.

This little guy is almost indistinguishable from those huskies, tossing and tossing non-stop, thinking about training and fighting every day, obviously the amount of exercise every day is enough.

Li Xiang was worried at first whether it would be overworked, but after asking Ms. Yin, he understood that this was the basic amount of exercise for an elf like Riolu.

It is not as exaggerated as the illustration book says, but it is also very durable and tough.

speak up.

There are two Lucarios and one Riolu in the nursery base, all in Ms. Yin's group, and she and her breeders are responsible for taking care of them.

And they were all poor little elves, cheated and oppressed, rescued by rangers from poachers.

Due to the bad behavior of those people, these elves who have the power of waveguide and can understand emotions have been full of vigilance towards human beings since then.

They think that human beings are fickle creatures who are good at disguising and acting, and that temporary friendliness is just a prop to paralyze you.

Fortunately.

There are ways and means for the conservation base to deal with this kind of elf.

Through long and unremitting efforts.

Over the years, at least a breeder has reached a friendly relationship with them on equal exchanges.

But many people who heard the news and wanted to adopt them had to return home.

Of course, there are many people who try to go through the back door, holding the idea of ​​twisting the melon first, regardless of whether it is sweet or not.

But one counted as one, and all failed.

So far, in the conservation system that is closely linked with rangers, there has been no such thing as a fly camp.

"Huh? Chocolate?"

Li Xiang looked at the half-open tan box on the coffee table, which contained the kind of chocolate that was so sweet that he dared not eat it now.

There was still half a pack of unfinished food on the side.

What a waste.

Ms. Yin probably doesn't know how to eat. She pays attention to her health and figure.

Li Zhehan only likes to eat meat, he will buy this kind of snacks, but he usually buys them for Li Xiang.

In the past, Li Xiang was so fat, Su Yiliu and he both had trouble.

"What did you eat?"

Li Xiang squinted his eyes and glanced at the super-powerful Miaomiao on the sofa. The chocolate was the closest to it.

Super Miaomiao was immersed in the TV series, and when he heard the words, he glanced at him, neither speaking nor expressing his opinion.

It doesn't seem to be what it eats.

Li Xiang asked Dong Shimiao and Big-billed Oll again, but they both said no.

Fire-spotted meow?
"Meow Coffee!"

The little cat shook its head firmly, it didn't like to eat this stuff, but immediately, it hesitated for another two seconds, as if it had experienced a fierce ideological struggle.

In the end, he put on a stubborn expression exclusive to Riolu.

You don't say it.

It does look somewhat similar.

sure!
They will all make small reports!
Li Xiang couldn't help laughing, since the arrival of Riolu, Huobanmao has become more and more interesting.

……and many more.

Riolu eats chocolate?
Dogs eat chocolate! ?

Li Xiang's expression changed. Canines are physically unable to digest caffeine and theobromine. Eating chocolate is no different from eating poison to them.

Especially dark chocolate.

The kind that dare to eat and dare to die.

Incidentally, many cats are similar.

"you sure?"

Li Xiang asked Huoban Meow very seriously.

Huobanmiao was taken aback by him, and thought he was dissatisfied with her behavior of snitching, so she nodded aggrievedly.

Now that it has made a small report, it will no longer regret it, and it will go all the way to the dark!
"I really... love you so much!"

Li Xiang leaned down, and when Huobanmiao closed his eyes and shrank his neck thinking that he was going to hit it, he kissed it hard.

It is not too late to find out in time!

Huoban Miao froze in place, trying to express something, but found that Li Xiang had already rushed to the backyard.

……

backyard.

Riolu, who was practicing Freezing Fist with two burly men including Dali Crocodile, heard Li Xiang's angry howl.

"Le-o-lu!!"

It was the first time I heard Li Xiang call his dog like this, and he unconsciously shook his body and pressed his ears down.

"Ouyue?"

The crocodile looked confused and looked at his old buddy.

Snorkeling Itachi also shook his head, not understanding where Li Xiang's anger came from.

But soon, they will know.

"Did you eat the chocolate on the table?"

Li Xiang directly grabbed Leolu's legs, turned his whole body around, and shook, "You can't eat that thing, do you know it! It's poisonous! Spit it out! Spit it out!"

Riolu, who was hanging upside down, was ashamed at first and wanted to struggle, but after hearing Li Xiang's words, he fell into shock!
"Li Hum—"

put me down!I vomit myself!

It let out a shrill howl, and at this time, its sound was more feminine, and it appeared very delicate.

Behind Li Xiang, the crocodile and the snorkeling ferret opened their mouths, their expressions stunned.

The former turned his head and said, "Ou Mei?"

Is it the thing that I took apart to feed it, and it ate happily?

"Fu!"

That's right, that thing is chocolate.

The Weasel King nodded, and then looked at the crocodile with a look like you're done.

He even poisoned his family members!

"Ou Wei..."

The crocodile showed a troubled expression on its grim face. How did it know that this thing, Riolu, could not be eaten? After eating it by itself, nothing happened.

The stupid big guy is very old, and he still doesn't understand what individual differences are.

Li thinks over there.

Shaking upside down was useless, he forced Riolu to open his mouth, and closed his throat.

Leolu had a sad face, tossed and tossed for a long time, and finally vomited it out.

Dirty everywhere.

Li Xiang bent down and held back the pungent smell to take a look, but he didn't understand the composition of the mosaic at all.

It has been digested into a paste.

"I still have to find my mother."

Li Xiang sighed, picked up Lioulu and ran to the house. There is a breeder at home, so if something goes wrong, he can go to the hospital as soon as possible.

The second floor.

Ms. Yin was lying on the bed with Li Zhehan, cuddling each other and watching TV.

Unexpectedly, the son of the two of them broke into the door with a bang, carrying the dog.

"Mom! Riolu ate chocolate!"

The good son's face was a little flustered, as if the family dog ​​had taken cockroach medicine.

The couple were taken aback, and looked at Li Xiang in bewilderment,

"Speak slowly, don't worry."

Li Zhehan turned over and got out of bed, his robust body was completely wrapped in pajamas.

Ms. Yin followed closely behind.

Li Xiang held down Riolu who was still feeling sick, took a deep breath, and said calmly: "The chocolate on the table was eaten by Riolu! Mom, please take a look, or we should go to the hospital!"

"Eating chocolate...why go to the hospital?"

Li Zhehan looked back at Ms. Yin.

Ms. Yin raised her eyebrows, thought about it carefully, and said, "Yes, why do you have to go to the hospital for eating chocolate? This is not very normal."

"……what?"

Li Xiang was startled, "Dogs can't eat chocolate, isn't it poisonous?"

"poisonous……"

Ms. Yin glanced behind Li Xiang, all the elves in the house gathered and stood at the door of the room looking around after he made such a fuss.

She asked, "Where did you hear it? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Li Xiang quickly explained what he knew.

I thought Ms. Yin would pay attention after listening to it.

did not expect.

"Hee hee, where did you hear that? There's no such thing. They can digest theobromine and caffeine, and they won't be poisoned."

Ms. Yin smiled, "It's right to care about elves, but you can't blindly follow these groundless things."

Li Zhehan nodded, "Mom is right, there are many things on the Internet that are unrealistic and irresponsible lies."

He thought that Li Xiang played too much on the computer.

God is so blind...

Li Xiang subconsciously complained, and looked down at Riolu who still had a sad expression.

Actually.

After he finished talking a lot, he almost came to his senses.

Differences in the physical makeup of elves and animals.

It's just that he didn't expect that the elf's digestive system and physiological system had all changed.

All that was left was an empty shell of a similar shape.

Now that I think about it, there is also a scene of Lucario eating chocolate in the theater version. Although that Lucario died soon, it was self-sacrifice and had nothing to do with chocolate.

When "Li Xiang" was a child, the two cats in the family also ate chocolate.

Caring is messy.

He couldn't help but think of Duan Tianxing.

The master really hates his attitude, wishing he could feed the elves even for dinner.

But if you are not afraid of [-], you are afraid of what happens. If you ask, you will not lose a piece of meat.

If something goes wrong because of his negligence, then he really has no place to cry.

"Is it all right?"

Li wanted to confirm with Ms. Yin.

"Don't worry, your mother knows cats and dogs best. Last time Lucario in the base drank canned coffee, but he littered the garbage and was chased and beaten by the wind speed dog. You forgot about the fact that Building B was almost demolished." gone?"

Ms. Yin responded with a smile.

The wind speed dog she talks about is the well-deserved strongest in the Qingcheng Conservation Base, a irascible old brother, and is laughed at by the breeders as the dog master and the door god dog.

It is said that it has been in the conservation base for 35 years, and its level is as high as 71. It thinks that the conservation base is its territory. Anyone who dares to act wild here will be beaten as long as it finds out.

Also.

This thing has a cleanliness.

Yes, a dog with a cleanliness obsession, but also hates other people littering in front of it.

The Lucario who snatched the breeder's coffee and threw the can on the ground after drinking it was caught by it on the spot.

then.

It was a big runaway that almost demolished a building next to it.

Of course, they were all punished in the end. Under the severe reprimand of the director, the wind speed dog turned into a brick-moving dog during the day, and had to guard the gate at night.

That was a miserable situation.

But it is also self-inflicted.

In the past, Li Xiang was very afraid of the wind speed dog, because he thought that the irascible brother would bite it.

Actually not.

The wind speed dog unexpectedly likes human children, and will poo poo poo lick them.

In the past, Li Xiang suffered from the wind speed dog ptsd after being licked wildly by the bloody mouth, and he walked around the other party ever since.

"I can rest assured that."

Li Xiang heaved a sigh of relief, closed the door for the couple intimately, and drove away the elves watching the fun.

The poisoner Dali Crocodile also heaved a sigh of relief, luckily there is no problem, otherwise he would probably be beaten three times by three members of his family.

(End of this chapter)