Survival Guide North

Chapter 567 The Real Surprise

Su Xia hesitated for a long time, no matter how much she thought about it, she couldn't do it.

Even if there were surprises, what surprises could compare to his fame?
But after a lot of back and forth bargaining, Missouri tentatively agreed that he didn't need to wear women's clothes to play the princess, as long as he wore the little crown that symbolized the status of the princess.Surprises as usual.After all, her goal is to watch him laugh, but she just wants him to be a reward for the righteous witch defeating the evil prince.

That was it, Susha sat on the bench in the middle of the stage wearing the little crown she had brought from Cumberland.No photo taking is allowed, no matter who takes the photo, keep a small notebook.

Missouri, who played the witch, and Hindenburg, who played the prince, stood on the stage, and the two were in a confrontation.

Missouri looked at the sharper facial lines after makeup, with gray hair hanging down the shoulders. Hindenburg cleared his throat and said loudly: "Ah, everyone, look, the evil prince is here. Evil prince, I will never allow You take the princess away, if you want to get the princess, then step over my corpse."

Hindenburg looked at Susha, and then at Missouri holding the broom with the broom head removed and turned into a spear. She knew that the two of them had made a deal, but that was all, and she was still ignorant until now. .Don't know how Missouri started acting and what she should do.

"Don't dare to speak because you are afraid?" Missouri said, "If you are afraid, go back."

"What..." Hindenburg said, the original script wasn't like that.

"Do you think I'll let you go just because you're pretending to be crazy?" Missouri said, shaking the spear in her hand.

Leon and Cumberland, a white-haired girl without a tiara, stood below the stage.Hindenburg is still not getting the hang of it, so she is anxious to see, and she couldn't help reminding: "Hindenburg, what are you doing, it's started, the performance has already begun."

"What started?" Hindenburg was a little puzzled, and then realized, "There is no script."

"If you don't have a script, make it up now, play it on the spot, and adapt to the situation."

"Oh... I see." Hindenburg was not an idiot, so Leon didn't realize it when he reminded him so much.She watched Missouri standing opposite her and had been putting on airs for a long time, after thinking about it, she decided to cooperate, otherwise Missouri would definitely feel very shameless and would still torment her in the end.

Hindenburg hesitated for a moment, reached out to touch his waist, pulled out the sword that had been pinned to his waist, and said cooperatively: "Go away, damn witch, the princess is mine." , Hindenburg could now make up a few lines.

Missouri looked at Su Xia and said, "Princess, don't worry, I will definitely protect you."

No need for women's clothing, just wear a small tiara to cooperate and get a surprise is great.Susha waited quietly for Missouri and Hindenburg to continue their performances. After waiting for a long time, neither Missouri nor Hindenburg spoke.

"Is the princess too scared to speak?" said Missouri.

Su Xia was stunned, thinking that Missouri reminded him to speak?

It really isn't that easy to get a surprise.It turned out that he was not the background board.Su Xia looked left and right, thinking about what to say now, coughed, he is also very good at acting, and said: "Ah, witch, you go, leave me alone, the prince's goal is me."

"No. I will never leave the princess and run away." Missouri said firmly.

Missouri turned back to Hindenburg and said, "Come, Prince, let us fight to the death."

Missouri pointed a gun at Hindenburg and said, "Prince, look at the trick."

The show is not a duel, and Missouri is slow to shoot.In fact, even if Missouri moves quickly and stabs an afterimage, Hindenburg is the little king of duels in the tutelary arena, and he can still dodge easily.All in all, Hindenburg easily dodged Hindenburg's work and then swung his sword toward Missouri.

Hindenburg's movements were not quick either, and Missouri didn't hide at all when he couldn't hold back, so he hit Missouri's small arm with his sword.Fortunately, there is no Kaifeng wooden sword used in the performance.

Seeing that the attack took effect, Hindenburg snorted and said, "Get out of the way, weak witch, there is still time to escape."

As Hindenburg said, from the corner of his eye, he noticed that Su Xia was watching their performance with relish, and for some reason he became a little concerned.A thought rose uncontrollably in her mind—if she defeated the witch Missouri now, would the princess admiral belong to her?

Missouri covered her arms and put on a pose: "It's a fast sword, but I will never lose."

"Your arm is injured, even..." Hindenburg didn't know if the thing that Missouri was holding was a broom or a long gun. He said it was a broom without a broom head, and that the handle of the long gun was crooked. "I can't even hold a weapon." Do you still want to defeat me?"

"Hand over the princess obediently." Hindenburg tried hard to control himself not to look at Su Xia, to cover up his deepest thoughts.Who doesn't like an admiral with [-]% favorability?

"Don't think about it." Missouri pretended to be injured and dropped the weapon in his hand, and pulled out a slender wand from his wide sleeve, "Unexpectedly, I still have a magic wand."

Missouri waved her wand towards Hindenburg, and the specially made wand immediately lit up a beam of light and hit Hindenburg, saying, "Prince, you lost."

"Cunning witch..." Hindenburg clutched his chest and took a few steps back, "What kind of magic is this?"

Missouri laughed, laughing so hard that Hindenburg panicked.

"Transfiguration: Dog," Missouri said, "turn me into a dog woof woof."

Acting is acting, what is it to suddenly mess with people, you are the dog, right?

Hindenburg wanted to curse, and looked around to see that everyone was looking at her expectantly.

Can't learn how a dog barks, and never will learn how a dog barks.Hindenburg thought for a while, Beizhai liked playing games the most, and he often heard two strange names coming out of her mouth, which seemed to be useful at this time, he waved his hand and said, "My magic resistance Chao Gao, your little trick is of no use to me."

Missouri likes bartending work, acting, and watching movies. She doesn't mind playing games if she has nothing to do. It would be best if she can play games with the admiral. Unexpectedly, what Hindenburg said was exactly what she wanted, and she smiled: "Your The magic resistance is only [-], but my magic penetration is [-], your magic resistance is insignificant in front of my spells."

"Be a dog obediently." Missouri reminded, "Being a dog can also bite people. I am most afraid of dogs."

Turning into a dog can also bite people, so turn into a dog and kill Missouri.Hindenburg was a little moved, but he realized in an instant that she couldn't be a dog.

Hindenburg touched his pocket, it was a beautiful badge that he didn't know when he put it in his pocket, and said, "I have a sunshine badge plus [-] points of magic resistance."

"It's actually a sunshine badge that can increase magic resistance..." Missouri said in shock, "I was careless."

"Now I've won," Hindenburg said, though she didn't believe Missouri would let it go that easily.

"A full three hundred points of magic resistance has greatly reduced the effect of my spells." Missouri said, "Now the prince only needs to change into a dog for five seconds."

Hindenburg was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized that she was still playing with her, and said loudly, "It won't change for a second."

Seeing that Hindenburg couldn't be fooled by Missouri, he laughed, and then continued to wave his wand and said, "You are lucky this time, my spell has no effect, and this will never happen next time."

Hindenburg stared at Missouri, thinking that if she insisted on her participating in the show, she would bully her. She had to teach him a lesson, and said, "There will be no next time. Now it's my turn to act."

"Take a sword from me and die for me." Hindenburg attacked Missouri.

Hindenburg had swords, Missouri had wands but no shields.Hindenburg's attacks were fast, one after another.Missouri was beaten back by Hindenburg, put the last sword on his shoulder, and said: "You lost, and now the princess is mine."

Hindenburg got a little into the act.

"I'm sorry, princess, I lost." Missouri knelt on the stage, her pointed hat fell off, and her long hair slipped.

Hindenburg sneered at Missouri, then turned and walked towards Susha.

"Princess, you are mine now." Hindenburg stared at Su Xia, wondering if he could take advantage of this opportunity.

Su Xia was not interested at first, but now she was eager to try, and said, "Don't come here, don't come here."

Hindenburg learns his favorite line: "Run, little girl, run! Hahaha~"

"Go away." Su Xia said loudly, "I will call you when you come again."

"Scream, scream," said Hindenburg, "and no one will come to your rescue even if you scream and break your throat."

Hindenburg had heard the joke, but Missouri didn't jump out and appear as "Broken Throat."

Hindenburg grabbed Su Xia's arm and said, "Princess, come with me, I will take pity on you."

"Go, where are you going?" Su Xia struggled, "Let go of me, the villain."

"You still want to escape after getting into my hands?" Hindenburg raised his eyebrows, feeling that the performance was so interesting for the first time.

"Even if you get someone, you can't get my heart." Su Xia said.

"People are enough," said Mimi Hindenburg. "What do you do with your heart?"

"Okay." Su Xia lowered her shoulders, then raised her hand and spread her five fingers, "You can follow me if you want, but I want this."

"What is this?" Hindenburg asked curiously.

"No, it's this." Su Xia raised both hands and spread her ten fingers, "It's ten times, I want ten times."

"Huh?" Hindenburg was still a big girl.

To continue acting is a plot that is not suitable for children. Although there are no children in the acting department now, the only audience, Lyon, Cumberland and CV-16, watched intently.Missouri took the shot anyway, appearing as a narrator: "And that's it, the prince and princess lived their lives ten times a day."

The curtain of the stage slowly closed, and the performance was considered over.

Su Xia almost took off the little crown on her head immediately, and asked impatiently: "Missouri, I played the princess, what's the surprise now?"

"Surprise..." Missouri glanced at Hindenburg and motioned Susha to look over, "Is ten times a night enough?"

Su Xia understood the meaning of Missouri's words, and was a little disappointed. Is this the so-called surprise?
Hindenburg also understood that Missouri just wanted to match her with the admiral, and smiled in relief.It is undeniable that Missouri likes to bully her the most, but she also helps her a lot. For example, when she wears a silly outfit and goes out, she laughs at her as a reminder, teaches her how to choose clothes, and teaches her how to use cosmetics.

"Why does the admiral look so disappointed?" Missouri straightened her hair.

"No." Su Xia quickly denied it, avoiding giving Hindenburg the impression that he was disappointed in her.In fact, he also likes the girl with gray hair, big breasts, slender waist, and long legs, especially such a cute and beautiful girl who is easy to bully, who doesn't like it.

"In that case, it's such a happy decision." Missouri clapped her hands and said decisively.

It was already late when Su Xia came to the performance department, and after another fight and performance, it was already after twelve o'clock.

After tidying up briefly, everyone left the performance department and went to the cafeteria together.

After lunch, Su Xia plans to take a rest.I have to say that there is no such thing as an idler in the Iowa class.

Su Xia left the cafeteria alone, and just after she walked out of the cafeteria, she heard Missouri calling him to stop.

Missouri caught up with Su Xia and asked, "Admiral, do you have any appointments tonight?"

"No." Su Xia replied.

"Then remember, admiral, remember to refuse when other people invite you to stay." Missouri thought for a while and said, "You know Hindenburg's character, she looks fierce but is actually a shy silly girl, so other people ask about you Don't say that you will stay in her room tonight."

"Yeah." Su Xia knew Hindenburg's character, and she looked fierce without losing her girlish side.

"Then, at ten o'clock at night when everyone is ready for bed, go quietly to Hindenburg's room and go in without knocking," Missouri whispered.

Su Xia has no doubts about him.

But it said that Missouri found Hindenburg after saying goodbye to Susha.

"Well, Hindenburg..." Missouri said with her head down.

"Huh?" Hindenburg asked.

Missouri bit her lip and said, "I have some bad news for you."

Hindenburg's heart skipped a beat, and he pretended not to care and said, "What bad news."

"I just asked the admiral..." Missouri said, "The admiral told me he's busy tonight."

"I see." Hindenburg bit his lip, trying to calm himself down.

Missouri pursed her lips and said, "Let's go to the bar for Hindenburg. I have learned a few more wines recently..."

"No," said Hindenburg. "Next time. I want to go back and rest now."

"Are you okay?" Missouri asked.

"It's all right," said Hindenburg, "what can I do."

Missouri suddenly hugged Hindenburg and said, "Well, Hindenburg, we haven't slept together for a long time...let's sleep together tonight, I'll sleep with you."

"Ah."

(End of this chapter)