Survival Guide North

Chapter 258 The Incorrigible Adult

"Ministry of Service?"

Just hearing such a name, Su Xia immediately thought of serving the country, and then the intention of the small house - as long as everyone worked hard, they could go to the service department to rub their faces, kiss and hug?
Think about how cute little Lori really has the ability to heal. Wasn't he healed by Xiao Zhai just now, even though his physical and mental exhaustion recovered in that instant.

Thinking of this, an idea suddenly popped up in Su Xia's mind.As an admiral, he is also very popular with everyone, can he also set up a service department?

The problem is that everyone just asks him to pat his head or something, it doesn't matter.What if there are existences like King Kong and Mutsu who ask for special services.Even with the blessing of the sea, it is still a human being, not a god.What if someone who hates him like Bumblebee asks him to be a sandbag?I don't want to be beaten.

Shaking her head and getting rid of unrealistic thoughts, Su Xia asked, "Xiao Zhai, are you sure you want to set up a service department?"

"Yes. I also want to help the admiral, and fill this port area with everyone's laughter as soon as possible." Xiao Zhai said, smiling like an angel.

Su Xia looked at Xiao Zhai.Her languid hair, wanting to rub it, messed it up.Her chubby cute face, I really want to pinch her.He said, "Are you going to set up the Ministry of Service by yourself, or with the three of you?"

"Of course it's the three of us." Xiao Zhai said, wrapping his arms around Xiao Luo's neck from behind.

Xiaoluo is obedient and easy to bully. It is impossible for Xiaohua, who is usually aloof, to agree. Su Xia asked, "Does Xiaohua agree too?"

"Yes." Xiao Zhai said, "Xiaohua is our general."

Su Xia looked at Xiaohua and had to admit that Xiaohua was very cute.Especially since she usually looks so cold, it's the most fun to bully like this.

Xiaohua put down the book and explained: "I have no choice. If I don't agree, Xiao Zhai will definitely be noisy and entangled next to me. I can only play with her, and it will be over when I get tired of it. And, I don't believe that anyone will actually come to the Ministry of Service to ask us for help."

"I think there must be." Su Xia affirmed that he would be the first customer of this service department.

Xiao Zhai suddenly asked: "Admiral, do you want to join us?"

Su Xia had thought about that possibility a long time ago, but there was no possibility, so she shook her head without hesitation and said, "I'd better forget it."

Xiao Zhai said: "Indeed, the admiral should not join us. The admiral has the job of an admiral. But the admiral can be our advisor."

"Consultant?" Su Xia muttered, he wondered what a consultant does, is he responsible for instructing everyone on how to look cute.Xiao Zhai, you have to wear cat ears to make it cuter.Xiaoluo maid outfit.Xiaohua, stop wearing double ponytails from today, and change to buns, buns and cheongsam, the white-haired Chinese girl must be super cute.

Su Xia simply couldn't wish for it, but she still had to be reserved, coughed, and said: "Since Xiao Zhai invited me so much, I will reluctantly be the consultant of this service department."

"Don't go back on your word." Xiao Zhai said.

"I don't go back on my word." Su Xia said, "It's better to say that Xiao Zhai doesn't let me be the consultant of this service department, and I will be anxious with Xiao Zhai."

Xiao Zhai reminded again: "There is no salary. Voluntary labor."

"It's just that I don't have a salary. I thought I had to pay the money back." Su Xia said, "I want to be a consultant for the service department if I get the money back."

"Then it's settled." Xiao Zhai said, "Admiral, you will be the consultant of our service department from now on."

"No problem." Su Xia hugged her chest and looked around, "But are there just a few of us?"

Xiao Zhai asked, "What's your opinion, Admiral?"

"Should we find a few more people?" Su Xia said, there are so many cute little lolis in this town guard mansion, why not take this opportunity to catch them all.

"Who else does the admiral want to join our service department?"

"Let me think about it." Su Xia pondered, first of all, she must be cute enough, and whether to exclude girls is a problem. Certainly not everyone is willing to join, then find someone who is impossible to join, so as not to get frustrated.

Su Xia recalled it carefully, and said: "Sukhbaatar, how about Mr. Su. Fengfeng, I think Fengfeng is also okay. And Clarkston. Can small submarines work, U96, U156 or something... "

Xiao Zhai said: "Admiral, your opinion is not good. I thought you had some good opinions, and I was happy for nothing. Sukhbaatar is an idiot, a idiot with a watermelon skin, who knows how to fish all day long. Fengfeng is too timid. Yes. Claxton’s love brain can’t do it. U96 is a foodie. U156 can.”

Su Xia said of course: "Idiots are idiots, what's the big deal. Don't you think Sukhbaatar is super cute. And so is Fengfeng. But her timid character is indeed one thing. Clarkston didn't The problem is, love brains are good. And U96, don’t you think the snacks are super cute.”

Xiao Zhai complained: "The admiral knows cuteness, cuteness, cuteness, cuteness is not enough, he needs a head. If it is cute, do they have a cute little Luo? It is enough to have a little Luo as a mascot."

Su Xia said stubbornly, "cuteness is the most important thing."

"It's not important at all." Xiao Zhai said, "I don't want to talk to you anymore."

Su Xia hugged Xiao Zhai, and said coquettishly: "Don't talk to me, Xiao Zhai, I want to talk to Xiao Zhai." Then she was disgusted.

Su Xia said: "Isn't it? The purpose of Xiaozhai to become the Ministry of Service is not to heal everyone."

"Heal everyone?" Xiao Zhai muttered, ignorant, the purpose of her establishment of the Ministry of Service - to lend a helping hand to those in trouble in the town guard mansion, it seems that it can also be understood as healing everyone.

Su Xia said, "In this case, cuteness is more important than smartness?"

Xiao Zhai rubbed her head, she couldn't understand at all, the service department accepted everyone's entrustment, and then helped everyone solve the problem, cuteness is completely useless to solve the problem, right?
Su Xia continued: "Anyway, I think it's more important to be cute than being smart... It's not that being smart is not important. If you're smart, you can say comforting and heart-warming words, which are also very healing. After all, Whether they are smart or cute, they are all in the service of healing.”

"Imagine, the most perfect situation." Su Xia envisioned, "After a hard day's work, all of them are lovely children when they come to the service department. Touch their heads, rub their faces, and then hug them... If they are smart Children, you can also say a few heart-warming words, such as 'You have worked hard', 'It's okay, let's have a good rest', etc., that would be great, and all the fatigue of the day will disappear."

Su Xia raised her hand and said, "The Ministry of Service is really great."

After Su Xia finished speaking, she found that Xiao Zhai was staring at him, as if looking at his uncle strangely, and said, "Did I say something wrong, Xiao Zhai, what do you mean by looking at me like that?"

"Admiral, did you make a mistake?" Xiao Zhai said, "We are the Ministry of Service."

Su Xia said: "Serving department, serving, that's right."

Xiao Zhai bit her lip, she knew what the service department the admiral was talking about.

"It's wrong, the admiral made a mistake, our service department is not that, we sell art but not ourselves."

"No, the admiral is broken."

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(End of this chapter)