Survival Guide North

Chapter 253
Because of what had happened in the kitchen, Saratoga did not dare to act rashly.

Susha can finally feel at ease. She doesn't have to worry about waiting until dinner time. Saratoga will quietly stretch out her feet under the dining table to step on his instep, or touch his thigh quietly. Quite a lot.

Su Xia admitted that it was really exciting to do tricks behind her wife and sister-in-law's back, and it was even more exciting when something went wrong.

Saratoga is honest, but the constellation is not.

At the dinner table, Zodiac didn't mind a bold and straightforward speech: "Admiral, I heard you slept with Missouri last night?"

"Uh...well." Su Xia replied.

"Did you do that? It's the ones drawn on the Beizhai notebook." Constellation asked enthusiastically, his eyes sparkling.As an adult, not a child, even if she is not interested, she will inevitably come into contact with some inappropriate things from various channels.

Su Xia still can't do it, and girls... To be precise, there are three girls, casually discussing things that are not suitable for children.Although the three girls are his marriage ships, isn't this just in name?Su Xia coughed and faltered, not knowing how to speak.

So to be silly, Constellation continued: "I heard that the admiral was drained by Missouri. He has no energy all day long, his feet are weak, and his walk is fluttering... Gaga, what are you kicking me for?"

Saratoga is eccentric, but knows a little.

When it came to the dignity of a man, Su Xia had to speak and said, "Constellation, don't you have the ability to distinguish at all? Do you think I have no energy? Admirals have blessings from the sea, and their physical fitness is extraordinary. Ordinary people are much stronger, even if they are bombed by shells, they will still be alive and well the next day..."

"Constellation, don't believe what people say." Su Xia stood up, picked up a chopstick and put it into the bowl of Constellation, trying to change the subject, "This is my garlic leaf twice-cooked pork, taste how it tastes. "

Even the dishes served by the admiral are the same, they are treated equally, Constellation said: "I ate much better. And the meat is so fat."

"Then it's your sister's fault. The meat she bought." Su Xia said, "And the twice-cooked meat is not fat. Even the fat meat is not greasy. It only tastes fatter."

"Then let's eat it for you." Constellation picked up the twice-cooked meat, ate the lean part of the twice-cooked meat, and put the fat meat into Su Xia's bowl, feeling proud.She is very witty, this is called repaying others with the same way.

"Okay. Give me the fat meat, and I'll eat it." Su Xia took another chopstick and put leek eggs into the bowl of the constellation, "Okay, leek eggs, leek eggs are not fat."

"Admiral's leek eggs are not as good as Yixian's." Constellation said that although she belongs to the American school, she likes Chinese culture and often hangs out in Chinese restaurants.

"That's for sure, I'm definitely not as good as Yixian, otherwise I'll open a Chinese restaurant." Su Xia said, his cooking skills are at the level of ordinary people, and probably not as good as ordinary people.There will be a few home-cooked dishes, such as scrambled eggs with green peppers, minced eggplant, mapo tofu, shredded pork with fish flavor and so on.

Saratoga suddenly picked up the bowl and slammed it on the table lightly, making a noise on purpose while looking at Susha.

Su Xia knew what the girl wanted, so he stood up and picked up a chopstick.Seeing Saratoga reaching out with a bowl, he put the dish into Lexington's bowl and said, "Taste it, madam. I specially picked the lean meat for you."

Saratoga's smiling face sank for a moment, puffed up, and was so cute.

Su Xia smiled, put a chopstick dish into the Saratoga bowl, and said, "Gaga will try it too. It's my favorite dish. I wouldn't make it for ordinary people."

Everyone has their food, and now it's all right.Su Xia sat down and stared at the fat meat that the constellation had picked up and put into the bowl.To be honest, he still cared a little bit, and after thinking about it, he picked it up and ate it. At this moment, he found Lexington and Saratoga looking at him together.

Su Xia really couldn't understand this time, and asked, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"It's fine," Lexington said.

Anyway, with the zodiac signs shutting up, the dinner ended without a hitch.

Lexington was washing dishes in the kitchen, while Susha was standing on the balcony, having a headache what to do next.The purpose of his trip - to let Lexington know that he cares about her very much, the most important thing is his heart.Otherwise, so what if you stay in Lexington's room tonight, if you don't show affection, the ship's wife won't like it.

When Lexington finished packing and returned to the living room, Su Xia also left the balcony and said, "Madam, how about we go for a walk?"

"Okay." Lexington agreed, and then remembered to ask, "Where are you going?"

"How about the seaside dam?" Su Xia said, apart from the seaside dam, there seems to be no place to go, of course, from the perspective of walking.Otherwise, in the tutelary mansion, there are everything from the gymnasium to the library, from the cinema to the video game city.It looks like a tutelary fort, but it can be said to be a miniature city.Small but complete.

Lexington nodded: "Yes."

"I want to go too." Constellation interrupted, how could she not be able to join in the fun.

"You don't want to go," said Saratoga, who really didn't want to.It is the most exciting thing for her sister to get close to her brother-in-law, and to be with her brother-in-law secretly.

"I just want to go, I want to go." Constellation asked, "Sister, can I go with you?"

Lexington was troubled, and said helplessly, "Then let's go."

How could he take a good walk and talk with a silly light bulb following him.Forcibly not letting the constellation go, it seems that it is not a good look.Su Xia said: "It's such a hot day, otherwise forget it, don't go for a walk... How about we play cards?"

"Playing cards?" Lexington asked suspiciously.

"Playing cards, I support playing cards." Saratoga jumped up excitedly. She was confident that her luck was better than everyone else, and she would never lose.

"I support it too." Constellation said, she was just joining in the fun.

"Play what?" Saratoga said. "Mahjong, let's play mahjong."

"I don't know how to play mahjong." Su Xia said, "I only know how to fight landlords and play cards. Otherwise, let's play cards. Four people are just right."

"What the hell is a running card?" Saratoga tilted his head, "Is it fast?"

Su Xia asked: "You don't know how to run cards?"

Saratoga said, "Tell me the rules."

"Find a deck of cards first."

Saratoga ran off and rummaged through boxes to find a deck of cards, still new.

Su Xia received the playing cards and began to explain the rules.The goal of the game is to find ways to play the cards in your hand as quickly as possible.Whoever runs out of cards first wins.A deck of 52 cards, minus two aces, gives each person 13 cards.Then there are the size of the cards, the introduction of card types, and various rules.

Saratoga said: "Isn't that similar to running fast, but it's only a four-card straight, no straight flush or anything like that."

"Play one first, and you'll know after playing one." Saratoga put away the poker cards. The constellations don't need to be greeted. She has already sat beside her, and only her sister is standing by the coffee table. "Sister, come and sit and play cards." .”

The rules of running cards are really quite simple, and there is not much difference between similar games.Saratoga and Lexington were smarter than the other, and after a little play they understood the rules completely.Even zodiac signs, zodiac signs are also smart, but they don't like to use their brains at ordinary times, so they learned it quickly.

Saratoga is lucky, and she is more enthusiastic: "Let's place a bet, otherwise it will be the same as winning or losing. Play one by one, don't care about winning or losing, what's the point of playing like that?"

Su Xia suggested, and said: "Otherwise, let's do this... don't make any bets, and the punishment game is the same. Once it's over, whoever has the most cards left at the end will drink a glass of water."

Saratoga waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, what's the point of drinking water, at least a bar?"

"That's fine too." Su Xia said, "Disposable paper cup, half a glass of beer."

Saratoga suddenly slapped the table, stood up, stepped on the sofa with her white feet, and said, "No, let's come to that one, which is a little more exciting, and undressed. Just grab one person, and it's over, whose card is it?" There is at most one piece of clothing left."

Su Xia smiled and said: "I'm a boy, I'm not afraid, you ask Lexington and Constellation for their opinions."

"I agree." Constellation is afraid of nothing and nothing.

Lexington asked, "May I add clothes now?"

"Yes, you can also wear a scarf, sunglasses, and a hat," Saratoga said.

"Then I'm fine, I support it." Lexington smiled, she was never a rigid person.

"Lexington, do you actually agree?" Su Xia said, "No problem, I'll go back and add clothes."

Saratoga said disgustedly: "Hey, brother-in-law, are you so stingy? We are girls, what's wrong with adding two clothes. You are a big man, so what's the big deal if you take it all off... Go back and add clothes, please show some face."

"I don't support equality between men and women." Su Xia explained.

"You, a man with more than 100 marriages, is it a bit problematic to say that men and women are equal?"

Su Xia thought for a while and said, "Although I have so many marriages by myself, I think I'm the one who suffers."

"Well, stop talking nonsense, it's settled," said Saratoga.

"Okay." Su Xia gave up. He is still a bit machismo, and he doesn't mind girls' discounts. "You can wear whatever you want, even cotton-padded clothes. It's such a hot day, just don't be afraid of the heat." .”

Saratoga shouted, "Constellation, turn the air conditioner up to fifteen degrees."

Su Xia was expressionless: "Are you going to freeze me to death?"

"No problem, my brother-in-law is an admiral blessed by the sea." Saratoga stuck out the tip of her tongue, "If my brother-in-law is afraid of the cold, I will borrow my brother-in-law's clothes. If my brother-in-law doesn't mind women's clothing."

Su Xia gritted her teeth.

(End of this chapter)