Stratholme God

Chapter 1154: No Lower Limit for Sand Sculpture

Just like in the previous Han Dynasty, when the national power was strong, women from surrounding countries were proud to marry the sons of the Han family.

Another example: [Sniper No. 11] This sullen guy shot a night elf girl and a hoof girl without saying a word.I went back to McDonnell and asked for a standard earldom in the Borean Tundra next to Lake Wintergrasp.

That place is so cold that the birds don’t need to poop, and there are not even a few ores.

Ask him why.

This guy actually replied: "I want to experience high-speed riding and hunting and chasing."

In human terms, it is the night saber quake that the earth cannot experience.

This……

One is willing to fight, two are willing to suffer.

No big deal.

Anyway, it's not McDonald's who pays the bill.

The problem lies in these days, a group of Stratholme women are blocking the gate of the Trident barracks, claiming that the people of the Trident are responsible.

When one asks who the heartbroken man is, the answer is the same - [Junchen Tianya]!
Conscience of heaven and earth, this is the worst time for the leader of the Dirty God Sect to be hacked for no reason.

Originally, McDonald would not be surprised what this guy was doing.

The point is that when these girls reported that [junchen] committed the crime, [junchen] had a perfect alibi.

Because this guy saw a news from the earth, "A man in a corrupt country accidentally slipped and sat on a 6-pound shell", so [Jun Chen] and [Freedom Blue Bird] accidentally sat on a shell with a diameter of 57mm superior.

The number of resurrections for the two of them was full during this period of time, and they could not die. They have been lying in the military hospital for the past few days.

McDonald's got daily reports of these two bastards harassing the nurse.

Then he said that the two of them shot a thousand girls in three days, who would believe it?
It's clear that there are a group of bastards who are cheating guns in the name of dirty gods.

This pissed off McDonald.

"Damn you, it's true that it's delivered to your door, you have the backbone to not eat it! You have the ability to cheat, but you don't have the guts to admit it? And throw the pot to the [junchen]? Bah, you are not even as good as a dirty god!"

McDonnell scolded those bastards head and face, and then gave them two options: either marry someone else, or Mr. Baobao will bleed profusely.

As a result, the next day, there was a new meme in the Trident barracks.

A certain LSP: "Doctor XX, I've been very depressed recently. The boss of McDonald won't blame us for [Junchen]. I looked at my empty wallet and the IOUs that have not been paid off for several months of salary and bonus. I slept for several nights in a row. No, will I have depression?"

Doctor: "Psychiatrist 800 yuan for an hour, 150 bottles of sleeping pills, 472 a box of paroxetine, 472 yuan a box of fluoxetine... do not accept Arathor gold coins, and collect money from the earth, you think about it before you get depressed .”

"I'm fine, I'm fine."

Do you think this is the only thing that sand sculpture players can do?
too naive!

The report "About the Abnormal Turbulence of Several Aircraft Carriers During Flight" was urgently sent to McDonald's desk.

The aircraft carriers of the alliance are all unscientific products.

The birth of a new ship requires a lot of demonstrations from the beginning of the design, such as the verification of fluid mechanics, allowing the reduced model to experience various positive and lateral water flow impacts in the water flow.

In the same way, all aircraft must be tested in a wind tunnel before they can be launched.

Otherwise, it is easy to cause accidents if you just mount something based on your imagination.

Look at the new system of [Great Hard], even the testing link has been axed, and users are directly allowed to use it. As a result, users are forced to experience all kinds of disgusting bugs.

Looking at a certain kowtow aircraft carrier, it is obviously a typical example of the failure of the hull weight.

Huh?Why is Ah San making such a tough CEO and aircraft carrier?
cough!
Far away.

McDonnell really takes this seriously.

Because these aircraft carriers were originally only water ships, forcibly changing them to air carriers may mean that the counterweight and device arrangement failed or something.

If it doesn't work out, the ship will be destroyed and people will die, and the entire technology line will have to be overthrown and restarted.

The discomfort of pointing at the wrong technology line is really shocking to the hearer and tears to the listener.

Stratholme does not have a serious ship designer at all. All the new generation ships are built by players directly copying the ship blueprints of World War II on Earth and using the Dementia Rubik's Cube.

To check, it was impossible to verify for a while.

Fortunately, [Situ Yanpo] gave MacDonald a word: "Boss, look carefully at the name of the ship where the accident happened."

"[Weser], [Glory]...Fuck!" McDonald knew what was going on no matter how slow his reaction was.

All of them are ship girls who have been succeeded by sand sculpture players.

Ship girls are very special existences. Although they have a human body, they cannot be too far away from the ship that is their body.It's so hard to die, the ship's control system is synchronized with the ship's mother's nervous system.

Now that's all right, once those sluts get on the boat, the body of the boat will probably twitch.

These days, even if the existence of the ship's mother saves a lot of manpower needed in the engine room, artillery control, and bridge command, there are still many places on the ship that need people, such as damage control and ammunition supply.

Since there are living people, there must be corresponding logistics, such as cooks and the like.

In addition, there are necessary security personnel, so the smallest destroyer needs fifty people no matter how economical it is.

Now that's all right, once a sand sculpture boards the boat, a boat of Alliance soldiers will suffer along with them.

This kind of unheard of shit made McDonald's angry.

Let those sand sculptures restrain themselves, it's better to kill them directly.

The final solution is that McDonnell has three chapters with these bastards, and he is not allowed to board the ship in a state of war, and then he can provide independent docks for these ships in normal times.

Well, it’s the one with only one berth, no need for ship repairers, and no maintenance facilities.

The dock was airtight, and the gate was closed, except for a big sign [Cannon Test, No Entry] hanging on the door.

Don't look at McDonald's use of sand sculptures for players to use it well. This kind of ghost and animal incident will not be the first time, nor will it be the last time.

This is the price for letting sand sculpture players enter the arena!
The maddened Macdonald simply turned his ears off the window and ran to tease his daughter wholeheartedly.

"McDonald, you, do you really like Luna?" Queen Xi hesitated.

"Why don't you like it?" McDonnell hugged little Luna and played high, making the little girl laugh non-stop.

The elves of this world have little knowledge of genetics.If the eldest daughter Lucia inherits McDonald's black hair, and the second daughter Liv inherits Vereesa's silver hair, then Sylvanas can't understand why he has blond hair and McDonald's black hair. Silver hair comes.

Regardless of Queen Xi's usual dominance, she has an almost natural guilty conscience inexplicably in this kind of thing.

McDonnell explained that it was the hidden silver-haired inheritance (gene) of their Windrunner family, which appeased Queen Xi.

Then, what makes Aurelia more toothache is that McDonald obviously prefers the two silver-haired daughters.This guy would even do nothing sometimes, just run over and rub Vereesa's silver hair with his face.

Once Vereesa couldn't help asking: "McDonald, don't you think silver hair is a bit weird? It's like an old man and an old lady."

"No! I just like this hair color."

"why?"

How does this make McDonnell answer?

A long time later, I saw sand sculptures discussing in a system chat group - in the ancient books of the Celestial Dynasty, "hefa and childlike face" is often used to describe immortals, and in today's words it is "white haired loli".

McDonnell finally realized: It's not that I'm so astringent, but the inheritance of my ancestors!
(End of this chapter)