Douluo: I just want to be a sword god in peace
Chapter 26 Perverted Lolicon's Speech
Chapter 26 Perverted Lolicon's Speech
After a lot of effort, everyone finally made Ma Xiaotao realize that what she said was misunderstood.
But strangely, she didn't explain anything, just said:
"It's not what you think."
Uh... this rebuttal is a little weak.
Well, everyone can only talk nonsense when she is drunk.Maybe only Ji Wuchang knew what Ma Xiaotao meant.
In the end, after three rounds of drinking, everyone returned to their respective rooms.And Ma Xiaotao was sent back to the room she rented by Ji Wuchang.
"Get a good night's sleep!"
He carefully placed the drunk Ma Xiaotao on the bed, took off her shoes, and gently covered her with the quilt.
Staring at the defenseless and stunning face, for some reason, Ji Wuchang always had an inexplicable impulse.
Those rosy lips...
Skin like snow...
And tall and graceful figure...
No, don't think about it anymore!Want to have an accident again!
Shaking his head vigorously to wake himself up, Ji Wuchang calmed his breath.Seeing Ma Xiaotao who was still sleeping, she suddenly became wicked!
She moved her face cautiously, until she could easily feel Ma Xiaotao's breath and smell the aroma of unknown origin.
Suddenly, he moved!
I saw him tap Ma Xiaotao's red lips at a very fast speed, then immediately separated, and quickly jumped away from the bed.When she saw Ma Xiaotao who was still sleeping, she breathed a sigh of relief.
I don't know when, his face has become red, sweating.
"Let's go!" After making sure that Ma Xiaotao's quilt was covered, Ji Wuchang turned around and left this "land of right and wrong".
However, what he didn't know was that after he left, that pretty face instantly turned red.
…………
"Old Mu!"
Back in the freshman dormitory, Ji Wuchang greeted Mu En who was still lying there.
"The impermanence boy, the craftsmanship is good!" Mu En responded with a smile.
I don't know why, every time he saw Ji Wuchang, he felt as if his mentality was ten years younger.
"Hehe, not bad~ But that grilled fish was grilled by Huo Yuhao! Only the beggar chicken was made by me." Ji Wuchang grinned.
"I see your face is ruddy, your blood is turbulent, and your body smells of alcohol. Did you do something bad by drinking alcohol?" Mu En stared at Ji Wuchang and smiled.
"Cough, I drank a little, but I didn't do anything bad!" Ji Wuchang smiled awkwardly.
"Oh? Is it?" Moon smiled without saying a word.
"Oh, it's so late now! There will be an assessment tomorrow! I won't be cultivating tonight! Have a good night's sleep~ Good night, Mr. Mu!" Ji Wuchang talked about the topic, waved to Mu En, and rushed in. Freshman dormitory.
Moon still lay on the spot, no other movement.
"Xuanzi, you said..."
Under the stars, something seems to be happening.
…………
Silent all night!
The next morning, after having breakfast with Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong, the three came to the teaching building together.
At this moment, the whole building is extremely lively, because the team is a group of three, so all the way Ji Wuchang sees is that every three people get together and discuss intensely.
As soon as I walked into the second class, it was almost the same scene as the outside.It feels as if the college entrance examination is fast on the earth.
Looking around, a pretty girl was waving to them.
Uh uh, to be precise, like Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong beckoning.
Touching his nose in embarrassment, Ji Wuchang fell into self-doubt.
Is he in this class?
"Then Yuhao, Wang Dong, I'll go first. We'll see you at the game." He greeted Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong, and nodded to the girl who came over. Ji Wuchang turned around and walked out of the classroom.
"Freshman... seventh class?"
Looking at the back of Ji Wuchang leaving, Wang Dong couldn't hold back his laughter any longer, and burst into laughter.They had already heard from Ji Wuchang about Teacher Zhou Yi's arrangement, and they could only express their sympathy for what happened to him.
However, when he thought that the guy who was very popular everywhere was despised by Zhou Yi to such an extent, Wang Dong felt amused.
The soul master's hearing is very good, and Ji Wuchang didn't go far.Coupled with Wang Dong's undisguised laugh, Ji Wuchang clenched his fist:
"I'm looking forward to meeting you in the assessment."
After that, Ji Wuchang stopped and walked towards the seventh class of the freshmen.The disciples left Wang Dong, who suddenly choked with laughter, and Huo Yuhao, who glared at Wang Dong.
"Wang Dong, what's wrong with you?" The girl who came over was Xiao Xiao, who formed a team with them.
She looked very curiously at Wang Dong, who was laughing and then choked as if in a nervous state, this boy~child who made her feel good.
"It's okay, it's okay." Wang Dong responded quickly to maintain his image in front of others.
"It's just provoking a terrifying enemy, it's not a big deal, isn't it Wang Dong?" Huo Yuhao's smile became very dangerous.
"Cough cough! I'm not bad, okay!" Wang Dong retorted.
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Xiao Xiao's head was full of question marks.
…………
"It's here!" Ji Wuchang stopped when he saw the sign "Freshman Class [-]" hanging on his head.
There was also a lively discussion inside, making Ji Wuchang feel a little embarrassed to go in.
"You are the Ji Wuchang that Teacher Zhou Yi said?" A pleasant voice suddenly came from behind him. Ji Wuchang turned around and looked at him. A good-looking girl was looking at him curiously.
"This is my teammate?" Ji Wuchang thought to himself.
"This is the kid Zhou Yi introduced? Why does he look so small?" the girl thought to herself.
"Hello, I'm Ji Wuchang, and I'm your future teammate. Please give me more advice in the assessment in the past few days." Sure enough, the beauty is still very popular.Ji Wuchang's attitude has changed significantly.
Previously, she had the attitude of carrying two oil bottles, but now that she saw such a cute girl, Ji Wuchang instantly felt that it was worth it.
In fact, the reason why it has changed so fast is that, besides the fact that this girl is really cute, it is because her situation looks very similar to his.
Almost the same height and the same immature face made him seem to have found an organization.Well, one lady and one loli.
Now he can't wait to hug the girl and kiss her!
(The protagonist Lolita controls the stone hammer.)
"Huh?" Loli's face was full of question marks for a while, and then she finally realized that she seemed to have been misunderstood, and she couldn't help but have a headache.
She knew how pitiful her appearance was, but she couldn't help it, who made her Martial Soul characteristic like this?
"That, you misunderstood, I'm not..." She was about to explain with a headache, but was interrupted by Ji Wuchang: "Let's not talk about this, I heard that you seem to have a sister? Come out and discuss?"
Loli was instantly full of black lines.
"I! No sisters!" She almost roared these words.
"Ah?" Ji Wuchang finally realized that he seemed to have misunderstood something.
"Hello Mr. Li!" The students who passed by said hello to Loli.
"Well, hello!" Loli immediately responded with a smile.
"Gan, Zhou Yi, treat me!" The corners of his mouth twitched as he looked at the loli in front of him, and Ji Wuchang's mentality exploded instantly.
He could never have imagined that the loli in front of him was actually a teacher!And it seemed that he was still the head teacher of the seventh freshman class, otherwise he would not have called out his name as soon as he saw him.
"My name is Li Xiangping, the head teacher of the seventh freshman class, and a friend of your head teacher, Teacher Zhou Yi." No, Li Xiangping gritted her teeth.
"Ah? Haha, I'm sorry Teacher Li, Teacher Zhou Yi didn't tell me about you..." Ji Wuchang sneered.
"I didn't say anything? Is it so small? I said that I can't control it myself. I want to grow taller, and I want to grow up too! But what can she do if she doesn't grow up!"
"Besides, is there something wrong with the little girl's figure? Isn't it because no boys like it? Can't I be single for the rest of my life?"
Li Xiangping seemed to turn black in an instant, and turned on the super mouth gun mode, and Ji Wuchang couldn't lift her head when she sprayed it.
Seeing that she was going to continue talking, more and more people around her had gathered, and Ji Wuchang was in a hurry.
"Who said no one likes little girls! I'm a lolicon, and I just like little girls! Is it wrong to like little girls?" Ji Wuchang almost shouted.
It was not until after he finished speaking that Ji Wuchang instantly realized what he had said, and instantly regretted it.
"You...you...you..." Li Xiangping's face turned red, looking at Ji Wuchang in front of her, she stammered for a while and didn't know what to say.
"Oh, it's over." Ji Wuchang could already foresee the darkness in his future.
"Perverted!!!"
…………
"Hey, have you heard that there seems to be a lolicon in the second freshman class who confessed to the head teacher of the seventh freshman class!"
"Huh? Really? Would anyone really like that little girl?"
"Hey! Don't talk nonsense, I like little girls too! Long live little girls!"
…………
Looking at the Ji, who stabbed the basket again in front of him with trembling, Zhou Yi had the heart to kill him.
Beside her, Li Xiangping was sobbing secretly with aggrieved face.
Ji Wuchang lowered his head listlessly, not daring to look at them.At this moment, he didn't know how many times he had scolded himself in his heart.
Make you stupid!Make you stupid!Even if you like it, you can't say it directly!This is good, once again famous in the whole academy.
It used to be because of grilled fish and Shota's face, but now it's because of this perverted lolicon's speech.His life has turned dark.
"Hurry up, the assessment is about to start, go find your teammates yourself to find out the situation!" Zhou Yi roared at Ji Wuchang through gritted teeth.
Ji Wuchang also knew that it would be embarrassing to stay here, so when Zhou Yi said it, he slipped out of the office like a loach.Zhou Yi and Li Xiangping were left alone in the office.
(End of this chapter)
After a lot of effort, everyone finally made Ma Xiaotao realize that what she said was misunderstood.
But strangely, she didn't explain anything, just said:
"It's not what you think."
Uh... this rebuttal is a little weak.
Well, everyone can only talk nonsense when she is drunk.Maybe only Ji Wuchang knew what Ma Xiaotao meant.
In the end, after three rounds of drinking, everyone returned to their respective rooms.And Ma Xiaotao was sent back to the room she rented by Ji Wuchang.
"Get a good night's sleep!"
He carefully placed the drunk Ma Xiaotao on the bed, took off her shoes, and gently covered her with the quilt.
Staring at the defenseless and stunning face, for some reason, Ji Wuchang always had an inexplicable impulse.
Those rosy lips...
Skin like snow...
And tall and graceful figure...
No, don't think about it anymore!Want to have an accident again!
Shaking his head vigorously to wake himself up, Ji Wuchang calmed his breath.Seeing Ma Xiaotao who was still sleeping, she suddenly became wicked!
She moved her face cautiously, until she could easily feel Ma Xiaotao's breath and smell the aroma of unknown origin.
Suddenly, he moved!
I saw him tap Ma Xiaotao's red lips at a very fast speed, then immediately separated, and quickly jumped away from the bed.When she saw Ma Xiaotao who was still sleeping, she breathed a sigh of relief.
I don't know when, his face has become red, sweating.
"Let's go!" After making sure that Ma Xiaotao's quilt was covered, Ji Wuchang turned around and left this "land of right and wrong".
However, what he didn't know was that after he left, that pretty face instantly turned red.
…………
"Old Mu!"
Back in the freshman dormitory, Ji Wuchang greeted Mu En who was still lying there.
"The impermanence boy, the craftsmanship is good!" Mu En responded with a smile.
I don't know why, every time he saw Ji Wuchang, he felt as if his mentality was ten years younger.
"Hehe, not bad~ But that grilled fish was grilled by Huo Yuhao! Only the beggar chicken was made by me." Ji Wuchang grinned.
"I see your face is ruddy, your blood is turbulent, and your body smells of alcohol. Did you do something bad by drinking alcohol?" Mu En stared at Ji Wuchang and smiled.
"Cough, I drank a little, but I didn't do anything bad!" Ji Wuchang smiled awkwardly.
"Oh? Is it?" Moon smiled without saying a word.
"Oh, it's so late now! There will be an assessment tomorrow! I won't be cultivating tonight! Have a good night's sleep~ Good night, Mr. Mu!" Ji Wuchang talked about the topic, waved to Mu En, and rushed in. Freshman dormitory.
Moon still lay on the spot, no other movement.
"Xuanzi, you said..."
Under the stars, something seems to be happening.
…………
Silent all night!
The next morning, after having breakfast with Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong, the three came to the teaching building together.
At this moment, the whole building is extremely lively, because the team is a group of three, so all the way Ji Wuchang sees is that every three people get together and discuss intensely.
As soon as I walked into the second class, it was almost the same scene as the outside.It feels as if the college entrance examination is fast on the earth.
Looking around, a pretty girl was waving to them.
Uh uh, to be precise, like Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong beckoning.
Touching his nose in embarrassment, Ji Wuchang fell into self-doubt.
Is he in this class?
"Then Yuhao, Wang Dong, I'll go first. We'll see you at the game." He greeted Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong, and nodded to the girl who came over. Ji Wuchang turned around and walked out of the classroom.
"Freshman... seventh class?"
Looking at the back of Ji Wuchang leaving, Wang Dong couldn't hold back his laughter any longer, and burst into laughter.They had already heard from Ji Wuchang about Teacher Zhou Yi's arrangement, and they could only express their sympathy for what happened to him.
However, when he thought that the guy who was very popular everywhere was despised by Zhou Yi to such an extent, Wang Dong felt amused.
The soul master's hearing is very good, and Ji Wuchang didn't go far.Coupled with Wang Dong's undisguised laugh, Ji Wuchang clenched his fist:
"I'm looking forward to meeting you in the assessment."
After that, Ji Wuchang stopped and walked towards the seventh class of the freshmen.The disciples left Wang Dong, who suddenly choked with laughter, and Huo Yuhao, who glared at Wang Dong.
"Wang Dong, what's wrong with you?" The girl who came over was Xiao Xiao, who formed a team with them.
She looked very curiously at Wang Dong, who was laughing and then choked as if in a nervous state, this boy~child who made her feel good.
"It's okay, it's okay." Wang Dong responded quickly to maintain his image in front of others.
"It's just provoking a terrifying enemy, it's not a big deal, isn't it Wang Dong?" Huo Yuhao's smile became very dangerous.
"Cough cough! I'm not bad, okay!" Wang Dong retorted.
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Xiao Xiao's head was full of question marks.
…………
"It's here!" Ji Wuchang stopped when he saw the sign "Freshman Class [-]" hanging on his head.
There was also a lively discussion inside, making Ji Wuchang feel a little embarrassed to go in.
"You are the Ji Wuchang that Teacher Zhou Yi said?" A pleasant voice suddenly came from behind him. Ji Wuchang turned around and looked at him. A good-looking girl was looking at him curiously.
"This is my teammate?" Ji Wuchang thought to himself.
"This is the kid Zhou Yi introduced? Why does he look so small?" the girl thought to herself.
"Hello, I'm Ji Wuchang, and I'm your future teammate. Please give me more advice in the assessment in the past few days." Sure enough, the beauty is still very popular.Ji Wuchang's attitude has changed significantly.
Previously, she had the attitude of carrying two oil bottles, but now that she saw such a cute girl, Ji Wuchang instantly felt that it was worth it.
In fact, the reason why it has changed so fast is that, besides the fact that this girl is really cute, it is because her situation looks very similar to his.
Almost the same height and the same immature face made him seem to have found an organization.Well, one lady and one loli.
Now he can't wait to hug the girl and kiss her!
(The protagonist Lolita controls the stone hammer.)
"Huh?" Loli's face was full of question marks for a while, and then she finally realized that she seemed to have been misunderstood, and she couldn't help but have a headache.
She knew how pitiful her appearance was, but she couldn't help it, who made her Martial Soul characteristic like this?
"That, you misunderstood, I'm not..." She was about to explain with a headache, but was interrupted by Ji Wuchang: "Let's not talk about this, I heard that you seem to have a sister? Come out and discuss?"
Loli was instantly full of black lines.
"I! No sisters!" She almost roared these words.
"Ah?" Ji Wuchang finally realized that he seemed to have misunderstood something.
"Hello Mr. Li!" The students who passed by said hello to Loli.
"Well, hello!" Loli immediately responded with a smile.
"Gan, Zhou Yi, treat me!" The corners of his mouth twitched as he looked at the loli in front of him, and Ji Wuchang's mentality exploded instantly.
He could never have imagined that the loli in front of him was actually a teacher!And it seemed that he was still the head teacher of the seventh freshman class, otherwise he would not have called out his name as soon as he saw him.
"My name is Li Xiangping, the head teacher of the seventh freshman class, and a friend of your head teacher, Teacher Zhou Yi." No, Li Xiangping gritted her teeth.
"Ah? Haha, I'm sorry Teacher Li, Teacher Zhou Yi didn't tell me about you..." Ji Wuchang sneered.
"I didn't say anything? Is it so small? I said that I can't control it myself. I want to grow taller, and I want to grow up too! But what can she do if she doesn't grow up!"
"Besides, is there something wrong with the little girl's figure? Isn't it because no boys like it? Can't I be single for the rest of my life?"
Li Xiangping seemed to turn black in an instant, and turned on the super mouth gun mode, and Ji Wuchang couldn't lift her head when she sprayed it.
Seeing that she was going to continue talking, more and more people around her had gathered, and Ji Wuchang was in a hurry.
"Who said no one likes little girls! I'm a lolicon, and I just like little girls! Is it wrong to like little girls?" Ji Wuchang almost shouted.
It was not until after he finished speaking that Ji Wuchang instantly realized what he had said, and instantly regretted it.
"You...you...you..." Li Xiangping's face turned red, looking at Ji Wuchang in front of her, she stammered for a while and didn't know what to say.
"Oh, it's over." Ji Wuchang could already foresee the darkness in his future.
"Perverted!!!"
…………
"Hey, have you heard that there seems to be a lolicon in the second freshman class who confessed to the head teacher of the seventh freshman class!"
"Huh? Really? Would anyone really like that little girl?"
"Hey! Don't talk nonsense, I like little girls too! Long live little girls!"
…………
Looking at the Ji, who stabbed the basket again in front of him with trembling, Zhou Yi had the heart to kill him.
Beside her, Li Xiangping was sobbing secretly with aggrieved face.
Ji Wuchang lowered his head listlessly, not daring to look at them.At this moment, he didn't know how many times he had scolded himself in his heart.
Make you stupid!Make you stupid!Even if you like it, you can't say it directly!This is good, once again famous in the whole academy.
It used to be because of grilled fish and Shota's face, but now it's because of this perverted lolicon's speech.His life has turned dark.
"Hurry up, the assessment is about to start, go find your teammates yourself to find out the situation!" Zhou Yi roared at Ji Wuchang through gritted teeth.
Ji Wuchang also knew that it would be embarrassing to stay here, so when Zhou Yi said it, he slipped out of the office like a loach.Zhou Yi and Li Xiangping were left alone in the office.
(End of this chapter)
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