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Chapter 135 Extra Story: Ali's Dark Cuisine

"Hey, come on, come on."

"Don't, don't, don't do it"

Seeing the black and unknown paste that was about to stick out to his mouth, Lu Yu stared in horror and turned his face away.

It seemed that long-expired cheese was stuffed into the rotten fish, and an extremely pungent smell came to Lu Yu's nostrils, which made it difficult for Lu Yu to accept.

Coupled with the muddy paste, Lu Yu was already trying his best to restrain the stomach acid rolling in his stomach.

"Hmph, do you dislike Ah Li's cooking?"

He kept dodging the spoon that was about to be put into Lu Yu's mouth, and A Li's face couldn't help turning a bit more sullen and reddish.

"Where is it! Ah Li, the food you cook is the best in the world, how could I dislike it?"

Lu Yu chuckled, but that reluctant look told Ah Li that his words were insincere.

"I don't believe it, unless you give me a bite right now."

"I just finished my lunch, I'm holding on."

Lu Yu smiled wryly and waved his hands. Even if he hadn't eaten it, if he ate this dark dish, he might spit out the food of the previous night, right?

"Humph~"

The cherry-like mouth pouted lightly because of anger, but the reddish face looked even more lovely and delicate because of this.

A pair of big watery eyes stared at Lu Yu so closely, full of resentment and coquettishness.

"Ugh"

Seeing Ah Li's expression that seemed to have suffered all the grievances but was extremely pitiful, Lu Yu sighed deeply.

Sure enough, the hardest thing to bear is the grace of a beauty.

"Goo--"

Looking at the black paste that was still flowing slowly in front of him, Lu Yu couldn't help swallowing hard.

"A Li, how about next time"

With a wry smile, he turned around and wanted to refuse, but saw A Li looking at him with a "smiling" face, and the paper umbrella in his hand was opened at some point, and it was turning gently.

"Huh? What are you trying to say?"

"I said, this spoonful of vegetables is delicious."

He smiled reluctantly, but his face turned pale. Looking at the infinitely approaching dark food, Lu Yu almost felt the feeling of being close to death.

Closing his eyes, Lu Yu shook his hands with difficulty, and put the food in the spoon into his mouth.

All of a sudden, sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, salty, all kinds of flavors are available, like an exploding balloon, and the diffuse feeling explodes in my mouth.

At that moment, Lu Yu even felt that his tongue no longer belonged to him.

"Lu Yu, how are you doing?"

Seeing Lu Yu's "excited" expression, Ah Li asked expectantly.

This time, I added a catty of sugar, a catty of salt, a catty of monosodium glutamate and chili to the soup. The cooked food must be very delicious and full of flavors, right?

"I"

However, what answered Ah Li was not the compliment she was expecting from Lu Yu, but the rolling eyes and vague foaming at the mouth.

Immediately, Lu Yu fell on the table with a "slap".

Lu Yu and Pei Qinhu stood quietly at the door, secretly observing A Li who was studying the recipe carefully in the kitchen.

Sure enough, A Li didn't seem to be able to distinguish the difference between salt and sugar, so he added both in one go.

The same goes for vinegar and soy sauce.

"Lu Yu, I heard that you ate the food made by Li today?"

With a gloating expression on his face, Pei Qinhu glanced at Lu Yu, unable to hide the smile on his lips.

"Tch, looking at you, it seems that you have been tortured a lot, don't you?"

Lu Yu also teased mercilessly.

"Oh, it's difficult. I have reminded her many times, but she just doesn't listen."

Pei Qinhu sighed softly, with a look of helplessness on his face.

"Also, I don't know what's going on with her recently. She said that if you want to conquer a person, you must conquer his stomach first. She delved into those dark dishes every day, and even tried us."

Recalling the hard-to-swallow dark food, Pei Qinhu couldn't help getting pimples all over his body.

Not only him, but even Yixing Yang Yuhuan and even Ming Shiyin suffered from his "bad hands".

"With such ability, it would be a pity not to be a pharmacist."

Pei Qinhu complained with a serious face, and Lu Yu could only follow behind him with a wry smile and shook his head.

"Hey, why are you two here?"

Unexpectedly, when the two wanted to observe the situation in the kitchen again, the soft voice suddenly rang in their ears.

"A Li?!"

He was startled by the sudden appearance of his tender body, but the first thing that caught the eyes of the two of them was the bowl of green and unidentified objects in Ah Li's hand.

"Well, the two of us happened to pass by here, and we still have things to do, don't you think so, Tiger?"

Arching Pei Qinhu who hadn't reacted yet, Lu Yu said with a smile.

Then, the toes began to step gently towards the back.

"Wait! Since the two of you happen to be passing by"

Picking up the bowl in his hand, Ah Li smiled softly: "Why don't you just eat this bowl of mung bean soup I just made and see how it tastes?"

It turned out to be mung bean soup, no wonder it looks green.

But what the hell are those pastes floating on the soup?

"Li, I really don't want to eat what you made."

Pei Qinhu said it bluntly, with a look of disgust on his face.

"Tch, I made this for Lu Yu, you go away."

He was reprimanded by Ah Li, but Pei Qinhu patted Lu Yu's shoulder with a smile, and said in a non-serious manner: "Hey, brother, then I'll go first, I wish you good luck!"

Then Pei Qinhu ran away in a hurry.

"A Li, I"

He wanted to say some suitable excuses, but Lu Yu was once again defeated by Ah Li's pitiful expression.

"Ugh."

Sighing, looking at the "mung bean soup" in the bowl, Lu Yu seemed to be looking directly at the devil in the abyss.

"A Li, before adding salt and sugar, you can taste it for a while."

"Alternatively, you can observe that the sugar crystals are somewhat viscous, while the salt crystals are dry and loose"

Standing behind A Li, taking over the white and soft hand, Lu Yu carefully explained the basic knowledge of cooking to A Li.

Then, holding Ah Li's jade hand and carefully lifting the kitchen knife, Lu Yu carefully cut the carrots on the cutting board into almost crystal thin slices.

"The left hand presses the raw material, and the right hand holds the knife. The knife and the raw material should be perpendicular to cut the raw material directly. The force of the knife is on the front end of the knife."

While leading Ah Li to practice, Lu Yu explained in detail.

The kitchen knife slashed on the cutting board, making a "bang bang bang" sound, just like the heartbeat of A Li Xiaolu.

At the beginning, Ah Li felt a little shy and nervous when Lu Yu held his hand and the warm body behind him, but gradually became orderly under Lu Yu's soft guidance.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yu knew everything, from small vegetable chopping skills to various styles of dishes, all at his fingertips.

"Lu Yu, where did you learn it?"

Finally having basic knowledge and skills about cooking, A Li asked curiously.

"I used to know a little bit, but then a chef taught me. In this day and age, how can boys live if they don't know how to cook?"

Lu Yu shook his head with a wry smile, as if he was not proud of his extraordinary cooking skills.

"Then, when Ah Li learns how to cook and cook, I will cook delicious food for you every day, okay?"

A Li tilted his head slightly, and stared at Lu Yu seriously, with tenderness like water in his eyes.

Under such circumstances, if Lu Yu dared to say no, he might not be able to see the sun tomorrow.

"Then I will trouble you."

Rubbing Ah Li's ears, Lu Yu smiled.

In fact, A Li had already moved Lu Yu with his kindness.

Of course, what Lu Yu cared more about was that A Li would feed him that horrible dark food every day.

(End of this chapter)