National Juggernaut

Chapter 12 Too Difficult

"Have you heard? Our district chief has been arrested."

"Isn't this a common thing? He was too drunk and smashed that tavern, or got into a street fight or something. However, he is good at one point, he is a mythical creature, and he doesn't play tricks when he is impulsive. Be obedient and wait at the police station." The District Office is going to fetch people."

"But it's different this time. I heard that he was taken away by someone with an armband."

"You mean the secret police?! What did he do. Wait, the Central sent the secret police to take away the guards of the 24th district. You know what that means? Are they crazy and want to start a civil war?"

"Keep your voice down, keep your voice down, I heard that the district chief was suspected of murdering the head of the Atel diplomatic corps, and he got the stolen goods on the spot. It is said that it was to rob the other party of Atel's rare metals, and he acted too ruthlessly and impulsively crime."

"What a joke! Killing the diplomatic ambassador is not far from declaring war. Such a big thing is just for a little rare metal? Our district is still short of this rare metal? Your Excellency, even if he has no brains, it is impossible. , Maybe uh, he really has this possibility."

The voice of insistence became smaller and smaller, thinking of the daily behavior of that "beastman", what can't he do?

"Asshole, I said that I should take good care of that orangutan beast, but this time it really caused a murder case, and once a murder case happened, it would be so big."

In the huge office hall, these two staff members were not the only ones chatting.

In such a blockbuster horror film, where the boss is suppressed by the secret police, many people are eager to share their secrets and opinions, and there are whispering crowds everywhere.

Work?What is that, those of us who sit in the office, isn’t it one of our main jobs to communicate and transmit information (gossip).

"Oh, it's easy to say, who cares, who can care about that quasi-mythical beast, Boss Zheng has resigned, who can rely on? That Wen who just hides in the office and cries is so painful! Why did you hit me! "

"Hello, Secretary-General Wen!"

Regardless of the dissatisfaction of colleagues, the staff stood up and greeted the superior who happened to pass by the window.

And when his colleague reacted, he stood up quickly with a look of fear.

"Secretary Wen, you are busy."

"Okay, maybe you have heard some rumors, but during the extraordinary period, please continue to maintain a rigorous and upright work style, and work as usual."

Wen Yiqi, the executive secretary of the district government, a reliable middle-aged backbone of the government agency, with serious eyes under the ring glasses, has always been serious and serious in his work style.

In the past, he would probably say a few more words, but now the secretary-general, who is extremely busy due to emergencies, has no time to investigate the slackness of the staff, so he hurried past after a word of preaching.

"He has tear stains around his eyes."

"Uh, the pressure is quite high. We are indeed a bit too much. We always compare him with his predecessor, but Boss Zheng has broken several historical records. The pressure to take over this kind of person must be huge, not to mention how unreliable the direct superior is." , You can see that his head is bald."

Wen Secretariat, who had already hurried to the door with a confidential and urgent matter on hand, turned around when he heard the key words.

"I'm not bald, it's a racial trait!"

Panting, he ran back and yelled at the staff in the hall.

While shouting, he also banged on the plate in the middle of his head.

"I'm not bald! I've said it many times, and I didn't cry either! It's the racial characteristic of our kappa demihumans to release salty water through the lacrimal glands to balance the body's circulation!"

"The district chief is also disobedient. I don't need comfort or vacation. I didn't compare with Zheng Li at all. I told you why you don't believe me. Also, I'm really not bald. Don't continue to spread rumors about me in private. It's bald!"

The current "head of the district government office" roared angrily, and found that no matter what he said, others looked at him with sympathy.

"Ah, don't listen to Zheng Li's nonsense, I'm not bald, I'm not a crybaby, and I'm not some third junior brother who has zero sense of existence! Even when that guy is around, the work is left to me, and I work overtime every day, I haven't seen you say a good word about me."

"Ah? What do you mean by those unbelieving eyes? How can it be like this! You can go to the Personnel Bureau to check the overtime records. I am more than twice as No.2 every year. How can you bully the honest middle-aged who work overtime every day? People? Damn it, you take everything that bastard says seriously, and you don’t believe anything I say!”

The angry secretary suddenly lowered her head and pulled the curly hair around her plate, proving that the "wig theory" was a rumor of someone's bad taste.

"Look, Zheng Li is talking nonsense, this is not a wig!"

"Look, look! Is the wig so strong? I pulled it with all my strength!"

While pulling repeatedly, he also turned his head left and right to show, showing his truth to everyone in the hall, proving that everything was a rumor, and nodding wildly wherever he looked, but

"Crack, zip!"

Suddenly, there was a sharp tearing sound, and Secretary Wen, who took back his right hand, found that there was a handful of black curly hairs on his empty right hand, which seemed familiar.

I saw it in a mirror this morning, and I maintained it for half an hour with a cute ivory brush and conditioner.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

In the next moment, desperate screams echoed in the hall, and the design of the echo wall filled the room with an atmosphere of despair.

A middle-aged kappa sub-human hugged his head, knelt on the ground, desperately glued the curly hair up, tears fell like rain, crying like a child.

Now, he really needs something legendary

All the staff present tried hard to raise their faces, and they didn't even dare to look at it.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, absolutely don't laugh, laughing will kill you!"

But people, the more you don't want to do anything, the more instinctively you can't help it.

In an instant, the window clerk who caused all this laughed outright, and immediately reacted and covered his mouth, his face turned pale with fright.

Secretary Wen, who was still crying just now, fell silent. He stood up slowly, without even looking at that person.

He just carefully put the "hair" into his handkerchief, rolled it up and put it close to his chest, and then silently reached out to take it out.

"Dangdang!"

The giant scissors with a blade length of one and a half meters fell to the ground suddenly, and the overflowing spiritual energy in it was directly transformed into substance. He swung violently, and the might of a top hunter attracted people's attention.

"It is said that the initial form of the first spirit blade is often what that person desires most in his heart, scissors and hair poof!"

Everyone is a staff member of the Civil Affairs Department, and I don't know how many initial spirit blades I have come into contact with. This default rule, which is regarded as implicit common sense, is instantly associated in many people's minds.

"Cough cough."

There are smart people who instantly turned the urge to laugh into a cough, but some people couldn't help it, especially those citizens who were passing by doing business, and some people didn't know the current Boss Wen at all.

"Haha, does he just want to cut his head so fast? It's so miserable."

"puff!"

Someone took the lead, and a series of laughter gradually sounded, and the laughter will gradually become contagious, spreading a happy atmosphere in the air, especially for outsiders.

Wen Yiqi opened his mouth, "I just want to make a clean break" came to his mouth, and finally said nothing.

A middle-aged office worker who was not bald at all, in the echo hall surrounded by laughter, was so desperate that he didn't even have the desire to revenge. His lonely back slowly walking out of the hall made people feel heartbroken.

"Boss Wen, Boss Wen, we laughed because of the matter of the district chief. You see, all the chiefs of his district have been arrested, hahaha, how funny."

"Yeah, yeah, that female orangutan is super funny! Hahaha!!"

"Well, well, Boss Wen, we can't do without you, cheer up and guide us in our work. Ha, the head of the orc district is really unreliable, so don't take short-sightedness. You are awesome, we I trust you the most."

As for the consolation from his colleagues behind him, and all the actions of the orc district chief who blamed him, would anyone believe it?

Well, if someone believes it, at least he will force himself to believe it.

"Don't worry, I'll find a place to wash my face and calm down, and then I'll go back to work overtime. They can leave their work and fool around irresponsibly, but I can't, I'm your person in charge."

Without looking back, the middle-aged social animal sticking out his thumb behind his back is full of charm.

At this time, someone couldn't go on watching, and a little girl who was going through the registration process rushed over.

"Uncle, uncle, this is for you."

It was a girl's little flower hat. The cute little angel warmed the frustrated middle-aged man with kindness. How beautiful this scene is.

"Thank you."

Touching the little girl's head, the smiling kappa subin directly put on the flower hat.

The world is hot and cold, this is such a rare kindness.

"Pfft, the hat is too small, it only covers the middle, and the bald part in the middle is more obvious, it's all exposed."

But there are always ignorant people who will suddenly make up for it without seeing that everyone else is holding back desperately!

Indeed, it was just a cat hat for a little girl. It was worn on the big head of the kappa demihuman. The layered ring structure made the bald parts more obvious.

Facing the vague laughter behind him, Secretary-General Wen ignored him. He just silently took off the flower hat and covered his face. There was no whimpering, and tears poured down from the brim of the hat.

After a minute or two, there was a puddle of water on the ground. He took off the flower hat and put it on again.

"Thank you, little angel, uncle has strength again, now go to work overtime."

Seeing the secretary-general smiling like a Buddha's light, everyone present was deeply touched.

Sure enough, the Secretary-General of Bailu District is not something ordinary people can do!

This is also a legendary day. Since then, the district office building has an unspoken rule of not leaving words.

Everyone knows, everyone doesn't tell.

"Don't bully Secretary-General Wen too much anymore, he is already too difficult, really too difficult."

(End of this chapter)