National Juggernaut

Chapter 10 That's a Sad Story

"Tools have two essential characteristics: first, tools are the extension of the human body, the development of human physical functions in the form of non-physical objects; second, tools are the products of human transformation of natural objects, and are the combination of spirit and matter. product of."

"Many people use this as a basis, thinking that the spirit blade is just a tool, and the spirit race is a tool with self-awareness, and foolishly denying the election and freedom of the spirit race. But they ignore the most obvious point, the spirit blade is not only The extension of our human body is a part of our human body, and it is an accompanying organ that pulls our body and soul to evolve together."

"We have a symbiotic relationship with them. We feed them with our own soul power, and they give back to us the physical strengthening and even evolution. A newborn who conceives a physical body and draws ideas from your knowledge and memory, ethically we never recognize the relationship between children (mainly because there are too many ghost and animal plots), but newborns of the same origin are still family members”

Wu Wu, under a slightly special name, is a capable black-haired girl. Her short hair, glasses, and professional skirt have the ability of a professional woman, and the braids tied around her ears are not lacking in femininity.

As the deputy section chief of the Civil Affairs Department of the district, she has seldom been on the front line to conduct training for quasi-citizens. This repetitive work every hour is often self-training for newcomers to familiarize themselves with the work process and get used to facing the crowd. Of course, there is no shortage of trouble The reality of the workplace is that newcomers are lost, veterans drink tea and read newspapers and wait to get off work.

This time, she took the initiative to accept the training for the citizens, because she heard that there was a very special one among the newcomers.

"Sancai newcomer? I haven't met you in Bailu District for many years. I remember the last time I was training for newcomers. Oh, I remembered, that lucky seven-year-old, who is less than 20 now, is already a title hunter." , it seems that he was hired by a big pharmaceutical company to be a world hunter."

"Heh, this little rabbit will encounter temptation after she goes out. I hope she doesn't choose the wrong one. The three colors are rare, but there are many people who get the wrong two colors every year."

Looking at the unusually eye-catching rabbit sitting in the middle of the crowd, Wuwu was thoughtful, but his expression didn't seem to change, and he just continued to "class".

"The original prototype of Spiritual Blade was the animistic system common to both Eastern and Western myths, such as Eastern sword spirits, land spirits, Fusangshen, and Western shaman's natural spirits. After the direct transformation of the body was extremely ineffective and dangerous, a relatively indirect application was used, using the Symbiosis Spiritual Blade to increase the life energy level of the human body, and face the threat of false gods and alien beasts head-on.”

"What's interesting is that with the development of the times, a large number of naturally awakened spirit blades have also appeared. Some are a dilapidated old castle in the wild, and some are tea sets that have been used for a long time. They have no masters but have common sense given by the four spirits. And as a human being, it also indirectly proves the identity of the Eldar as a member of human beings, and any speech that splits the four major families is dangerous and illegal."

Even though all the attention was on the rare SSR rabbit, Wuwu, who was not looking sideways, introduced some "common sense" smoothly.

The quasi-citizen training handouts of the law popularization class are also classic routines. They are divided into three parts. The first part mainly emphasizes the particularity and "blade power" of the spirit race, emphasizing that it is only the state of the spirit blade. ) still maintain basic respect.

This is not only for the political issues of the relationship between the four major clans, but more for the sword master's own interests. Every year, the sword master is overjoyed by the rebirth of the spirit clan, but the other party does not hesitate to turn his face and deny anyone.

reason?It's quite complicated. There are sword masters and sword spirits who have serious disagreements. Even though sword spirits often get the most basic common sense from sword masters, it doesn't mean they accept and brainwash them completely. Raising a child can be rebellious. Not to mention the sword of the killing tool.

Independent individuals with self-awareness naturally have unique aspects and preferences. Many spiritual blades have acquired spirituality before they are fully awakened, have vague consciousness, personality and preferences, and reject the link of the sword master in advance There are quite a few of them, and quite a few of them just vaguely feel that the sword master does not conform to his/her aesthetics.

In addition to fully explaining the disadvantages of not paying attention to personal hygiene and image, it also shows that as long as it is an intelligent creature, it is more or less unable to get rid of the category of a dog, especially an ignorant newborn (Penfake: Please do not use beard and saliva persecutes your sword, otherwise it will only be you who will be hurt).

It sounds funny, but if it happens, then the sword master will suffer a tragedy in the world, especially when the status of the spirit blade cannot be communicated accurately, it means that the solution will be locked for a long time, and it will be called ineffective every day should not.

Fortunately, the spiritual blade that can be rejected is often an existence that is full of spirituality and is about to self-awaken. It requires the supply of spiritual energy from the outside world, and the only solution is to smash spirit crystals.

Well, it is about throwing money, burning money, no, it should be burning checks.

Ordinary spiritual crystals, as solidified and ossified psionic crystals, are also inferior nutrients to spiritual blades. The taste is like delicately compressed biscuits between expired and non-expired. With the extra flavor, no one is dying to eat it.

First of all, it is not necessary to eat the mouthful (the sword master is already on the top of the building), even if you eat it, relying on the nutrition of "expired food", if you want to change the quantity of the spiritual blade to qualitative change, ignite the spark of the soul to awaken self-awareness, it is probably not money. , is the floor.

At the end of the burning, I really cried while burning, and I dare not stop or stop. After a few days, the evolution may stop or even degenerate. If you stop for a month, you will treat it as if you don’t have this spiritual blade. All the previous investment will be wiped out. It’s a waste of time, heroes, please come back again, or wait a few years or decades, maybe it’s aesthetics have changed/forgot you, and it’s willing to link with you again (the probability is extremely small).

"Spirit Blade has lost his temper." It has always been listed as the TOP3 thing that the sword master fears the most. If he really encounters it, it is tantamount to announcing that the unlucky guy is about to go bankrupt, and he may even be in debt.

What are Top 3 others? "The initial spirit blade is dead", "After the initial spirit blade awakened its self-awareness, it left immediately. Yesterday I saw her talking and laughing with a handsome and rich sword master. Hahaha, I want to die." I don't know who it is Even worse, it depends on the personal order.

Uh, sounds familiar, like girlfriend?Probably, for many sword masters, spirit blade is more important than girlfriend, even girlfriend.

Fortunately, as the product of the sword master's consciousness, Spirit Blade is born with a high degree of goodwill and recognition for the sword master, and many even have the emotion of "gratitude to the creator". More than 10%, much easier to deal with than girlfriends.

Closer to home, after the consciousness is awakened, it does not mean that everything is safe, and there are even new risks, and the possibility of one-sided disgust is directly doubled.

After all, in this world, there are not only scumbags, ugly people, mentally retarded, butcher sword masters, but also bloodthirsty sword spirits with distorted personalities and depraved natures. It is difficult for two souls connected to each other to deceive each other, and it is difficult to tell who is right and who is wrong when they break up.

Ordinary relatives and couples have become enemies, not to mention people who know each other but do not talk to each other. When their personalities are not compatible, they feel a bit forced to live together. Soul connection is the most suitable distance between two stars. The better the better The poor ones are simply unbearable.

It's really a good ending to break up peacefully and not disturb each other, but the sword master must have suffered a blood loss.

Of course, where there is tragedy, there is comedy. There are quite a few people who have just updated their citizen registration at the civil affairs window and dragged the sword master to the marriage registration office next door. Discounts on blessings and waived registration fees.

But the divorce/civil mediation office next door is a hundred times more busy every day. The special mediation section dedicated to mediating disputes between spirit blades and sword masters occupies [-]% of the manpower and [-]% of the business volume of the entire mediation office. There is also a sign that "impulsive marriage without full understanding is equal to early booking of divorce" has been hung all year round, which makes the colleagues next door blow their beards and stare.

Since the place where the sign is posted is also the necessary passage for the marriage registration office, it is equivalent to embarrassing the registration office. The regular "plaque war" between the two sides over this sign is also a reserved joke of the Bailu District Government.

The tragedies in the novel are impressive, but not many people like the tragedies in reality.

The job of Wu Wu and other law enforcement personnel is to reduce the occurrence of this situation as much as possible at the source, at least not to let the situation develop to the worst step.

Yes, that's right, it's not the worst to leave directly, at least it's a peaceful breakup, and there is T3P0 above the worst TOP0-the bloody ending.

Newspapers generally don't report it, but as far as Wuwu himself came in contact, the sword spirit loathed it to the point of hatred, and there were dozens of cases every year that the sword spirit killed the sword master the first time he woke up.

Not many, but all the time.

At least, let the reasons for some tragedies not be so embarrassing?

For example, the one who was featured in the internal annual news, a comrade Asian, his initial soul blade was a pen, and he kept it in his body for a long time and wriggled up and down to get a sense of comfort and pleasure. Cough, don’t get me wrong, that Is a wild boar subhuman with severe rhinitis and hay fever.

Race relations The nostrils are huge and the amount of snot is astonishing. Sometimes I can't bear it in the wild, so I just use the things at hand to clear or block the pollen. Well, it's disgusting enough.

What's even more sad is that apart from hygiene habits, this wild boar subhuman has a pretty good reputation. It is said that the pen spirit also has a good impression of him, but just born under the madness (not just anger), just that The white knife went in and the red knife went out. Later, the pen spirit also chose to destroy itself on the spot.

People don't know how to evaluate such news, and most people still hope that it will not happen.

Cough, according to the internal wicked tabloid, after the autopsy, the wild boar subhuman still suffered from severe constipation and hemorrhoids. The neighbors at the scene of the crime also heard the female pointy woman who said "Don't you like being stabbed, I will let you have a good stabbing today" He screamed, and the victim's death was quite miserable, with a wooden stake from bottom to top. It's hard to say whether the reason for the self-destruction of the pen spirit was self-blame and killing the master, or because he didn't want to live after venting his anger.

Cough cough, let's get down to business, at least staff members of the Faculty of Law like Wuwu will never spread or believe rumors, and everything is based on official press releases.

All colleagues in the Faculty of Law have always regarded reducing such news as their own responsibility, and strive to start from the source, starting from the baby.

That's right, dolls.

"Teacher, teacher, you can go to the next part. Your mother has said it all. I want to watch the fighting beast! I came here just to watch the fighting beast!"

"Haha, you are actually called a teacher, she is not a teacher, she is"

"It's Big Sister! Beautiful Big Sister!"

Looking at the laughing children below, even Wu Wu, who is used to treating his colleagues with a serious face, also showed a friendly smile.

The spiritual power of the sword master needs to be accumulated, and the spiritual blade needs time to grow and evolve. Naturally, the sooner the first blade is born, the better. At this time, in front of Wuwu, apart from the rabbits who are looking left and right and feeling uncomfortable and feel that they have come to the wrong place, they are just a group of people who are not tall enough. Rabbit half of the radish head is gone.

"Little ones, I know that your parents will emphasize it repeatedly, but not everyone is lucky enough to be given daily guidance. What's more, respecting the Spirit Blade is equal to respecting the family. Knowing it doesn't mean you can know it. Maybe you can do it now , but after five or ten years? You have to learn to be kind to your friends."

Listening to the laughter of the children below, Wuwu still had a kind smile on her face, and she also knew that these words were the result of the preaching that the children were tired of listening to, and most of the results were the result of entering one ear and exiting the other.

But as long as one person listens to it, one person changes, and an accident is avoided, the work is meaningful. Preventive work is usually ineffective, but it is necessary.

Since the establishment of PFA, the accident rate has been reduced by more than 70% within a century. Although it is not the result of its own efforts, this result does make PFA colleagues like Wuwu proud.

The reality of the situation has changed from complicated to complex. The relationship between the sword master and the sword spirit has long been a specialized subject that integrates sociology, ethics, and psychology. It may take several years to give detailed guidance, but there is one thing that is always the focus and core.

Respect, respect, still respect.

If you treat the Spirit Blade as the same kind, many tragedies will not happen.

The source of many accidents is that the sword masters regard it as an item or even an ordinary tool. They probably think that most people will never have an awakened sword spirit anyway in this life, and it is not bad to use it as a tool. It often becomes bad luck in seconds.

Therefore, the Civil Affairs Bureau still has a series of systems such as walking the red carpet, birth bell, newborn blessing, and Spiritblade birth registration. At this time, the newborn Spiritblade is mostly unconscious, and no matter how much she does, it has no practical significance for her.

This sense of ritual is simply for new sword masters to see!

"Our government regards him as a human being, and you still don't respect him?"

The children who are making trouble now probably don't understand this painstaking effort.

"Inject the impression now, and you can understand it when you think about it later. I only understood it when I was an adult."

The playful children are in the exciting period of obtaining the spirit blade. Wuwu, who is not a teacher, has no intention of maintaining "classroom discipline". She actually likes energetic children.

She just recalled the classic lecture notes of PFACO, and tried to make it as interesting as possible. At the same time, she used repeated emphasis and interesting stories to let the children remember more "respect" and reduce the possibility of accidents.

Among the noisy radish heads, there was a "good student" who listened carefully to the lecture, so he made a special effort, which also gave Wuwu a lot of motivation to work.

"You are Lan Mengqi. Hehe, I need your help to participate in the remaining courses."

In the classic plot, the good students listened carefully to the class and were called by the teacher, with a dazed look on their faces. Some of the bad students around were secretly relieved, and some were booing.

"Ah, it's not fair, teacher, I said I'm going to fight beasts."

"No, you didn't say that, you just said that you want to watch the fighting beast, coward, jump out at this time."

"Minmin is not a coward. Minmin is eight years old and dares to go to the bathroom alone."

"I only dare to go to the toilet now, and I said that I am not a coward. I dared to do it when I was six years old. Coward, coward."

"I dared it when I was five years old. I was wrong just now."

"I'm four years old"

When the scene was gradually evolving towards the zero-year-old, Wuwu directly opened the door on the side, and the noise of the indoor arena came, and she knew that even if she didn't do anything

"The first one to the Colosseum is the warrior!"

"Minmin is the warrior, you cheated and ran away first! Come back quickly, start again."

The child ran in quickly, leaving only the rabbit standing there with a dazed expression.

It's not that you were good in class, why did you run away all of a sudden?

Knowing her situation, Wuwu greeted her with a smile, and took her hand in a friendly way.

"Don't worry, it's very safe. This is part of the citizen training, explaining the basic application of the spirit blade and the avoidance measures when encountering space beasts. We use safe prison dogs."

"Cerberus?"

The rabbit exploded in an instant. At this moment, the huge body like a cow, the low wall that was hit by the impact force of a small car, together with the comical 26-second first shot and second shot, the murder weapon in the world came to mind at the same time. You say safe?I think you want to eat rabbit pot!

At this moment, Tumei's eyes became sharp. She swept her crystal-like pupils left and right, and found four passages, front, back, left, and right. Heh, stupid Mercury, you underestimated my fire rabbit's well-trained escape ability. In seconds, I can escape from the ground to the desk to the roof for you to see!

"Safe prison dog cubs, only half a year old, a little bigger than wild dogs. We also pulled out the teeth and claws, so we can't let it hurt those children. Heh, in your three-color initial spirit In front of the blade, it is probably not as good as a wild dog. Wait for you to perform slowly, I came here specially to watch."

Wuwu's gentle words made Lan Mengqi heave a sigh of relief.

The children's shouts came from the passage, urging them to keep up. Thinking of those laughing and laughing children, Lan Mengqi let go of the last trace of "excessive" vigilance.

The two chatted while walking, and Wuwu also kindly told some common sense, for example, the rabbit is very lucky, her aesthetics conforms to the aesthetics of the natives of Mercury, and has many similarities with the rabbits, so it should be easy to integrate into the mainstream group , unlike most unlucky aliens who encountered employment barriers when they first went out.

Soon, a small indoor arena appeared in front of Lan Mengqi.

Seeing that it was really a cub that was bigger than a puppy, lying in the middle of the arena eating feed, the rabbit was completely relieved.

At the same time, Wuwu frowned.

She saw an acquaintance who shouldn't be here, and every time that man appeared, it meant a series of "accidents" and troubles.

"Secretary Zheng, no, it should be Zheng Li, the former secretary-general. What is he doing here? He's still standing in the animal pen talking to the administrator. He's pointing to animal pen No. [-]. I remember that it's a female animal in custody. A mutated beast with two psychic organs is not at the same level as an ordinary prison dog."

Five minutes later, Lan Mengqi, who walked into the Colosseum, saw the puppies and puppies standing in front of it, the huge mutant beast as big as a hill, and the corrosive saliva dripping from the fangs. She laughed. , completely fearless.

"Hehe, I knew that you Mercury people are not trustworthy at all! I didn't even lock the entrance door, look at my super speed"

"Crack."

What suddenly sounded from behind was indeed the crisp sound of closing the door, and then, there was an even clearer sound of locking the door!

"Ah, ah, cruel bastard Mercury people, you either want to eat bunnies, or you want to see dogs eat bunnies! Ah, bunnies are not tasty, dogs don't come here!"

(End of this chapter)