The Unsuitable for Elf Academy

Chapter 136 Hoshino: "I'm familiar with this!"

"You son of a bitch! Where are you going?!" He shouted.

Zuo Hang knew that it was impossible for him to avoid his father.

That being the case, he has to find a way to turn the customer into the main.

"Damn! Who are you calling a bastard?!"

"You bastard is calling you!"

"That's right! It's the bastard calling me!"

"Damn! How many years ago is the old stalk still out to fool your father?"

"It doesn't matter how old it is, as long as it's easy to use! Xanadu! Foretell the future!"

"Quick Dragon! The Dragon God dives!"

Two dazzling skill lights lit up on the two elves at the same time.

They don't fly very high.

This is still in the sky above Bailong, as long as they fight, the two of them will be watched by crowds.

"You are really kind fathers and filial sons." The man following Zuo Tian couldn't help but said.

"Outsiders don't want to interfere, this is a matter between father and son." Zuo Tian said.

Zuo Hang said disdainfully: "There is nothing to say, sooner or later I will be beaten up!"

"Bah! Do you know what's wrong?"

"I don't understand! If you want to send the fire-breathing dragon away behind my back, you can't do it!" Zuo Hang spat down, and said to Xanadu again: "Foretell the future!"

The first order was just to charge up the skills, and Shanaido and Kuailong were not sure whether the father and son should fight each other.

The second command was a signal that the father and son were really going to fight.

The purple light group that predicted the future collided with the azure blue phantom that the dragon god swooped down.

Zuo Tian jumped up from the dragon's back, and quickly took out an elf ball from the back of his waist. The red glow flashed, and a sonic dragon appeared in midair. Swooping and crashing out together, his body is not strong enough to forcefully predict the future.

A cloud of black mist rose from the place where the two skills collided, Kuailong shook his head and rushed out of the black mist.

"Pikachu! Connect the electric field to the iron tail!"

The golden electric current spread rapidly after Zuo Hang's order, and Pikachu turned into a current filament in the electric field, and teleported to the back of the fast dragon like a ghost, the metallic luster of the tail bloomed fiercely!

—Iron Tail!
Kuailong didn't think too much, and the moment the electric field opened, his right arm lit up with flames.

He and Pikachu are also old rivals, and the two directly exchanged ideas.

Kuailong knows that Pikachu's first move after opening the electric field will inevitably hit the back. This has become a muscle memory formed in a long-term battle. Unless it is a conscious change, otherwise, his prediction will never be wrong!

"—Boom~!" Flame and Iron Tail clashed, and the two physical attacks also produced black smoke comparable to the collision of attacks.

Pikachu's figure is constantly changing in the electric field.

The first move can be predicted, but the second move cannot.

Kuailong flapped his wings and flew to a higher place. Pikachu couldn't fly, but teleported in the sky with the help of the electric field. As long as he was out of the range of the electric field, he didn't have to fight with Pikachu.

But
Xanadu, who was floating above the field with his mind, obviously wouldn't let Kuailong succeed so easily.Holding the energy of the moon that he had been waiting for for a long time, Xanadu happened to intercept it at the position of Kuailong Deep Space.

"What are you doing?! A 1V1 battle between real men! Why do women interfere???"

Zuo Tian suddenly shouted loudly, frightening Xanadu to become alert.

What's wrong with a woman?

Thank you, I feel that I have been connoted!

The power of the moon in his hand became a bit more solid.

"—Boom~!"

Kuailong's hastily swung Flame Fist collided with Moonburst, and Xanadu's slightly angry Moonburst obviously overwhelmed the Flame Fist.

Zuo Hang said: "I don't care about 1v1 men's battles! It's 2 vs 1, do you have any objections? If you have the ability, you can take two that can fly!"

Zuo Tian glanced at the Bosonic Dragon under him, and then at Principal Bailong who came out to send him off.

The only elf that can fly is the Tyrannosaurus. If you want the Tyrannosaurus to participate in the battle, unless Principal Bailong can let the unknown totem on his clothes disguised as a brooch drag him back with his thoughts.

It is not difficult for a super spirit to use two things at once. His son Xanadu can use his mind power to help Zuo Hang float in the air and fight once.

"Hey! I said, Old Xiao, see if you can."

As soon as Zuo Tian spoke, Zuo Hang in the distance took out two poke balls from his back.

The red light flashed.

Charizard and twin scabbards appeared in the air.

"Forget it, it's okay." Zuo Tian's eyes twitched.

Good guy!Four can fly!
Can't afford it? !
Zuo Tian rubbed his hands, and put on a face that is more attentive than licking the dog Hoshino: "My good son, it was the father who was wrong, and the ethers are a bunch of idiots! Actually, I was trying to play hard to get, so I sprayed it Send the fire dragon in. Then we will have a close relationship with him!"

Saying that, Zuo Tian made a fist-clenching motion.

"I'm throwing up! Can you stop disgusting me?" Zuo Hang said, "It's impossible for you to clean up this wave!"

"Ham, don't say that, haven't you been to Ether? To be honest, that place is actually quite good." Zuo Tian said: "The alien beast factor is just a means to quickly improve your strength, it's not as bad as you think."

Zuo Hang's eyes were a little cold.

Obviously, he didn't agree with Zuo Tian's remarks.

The atmosphere fell into silence.

There was silence between the two of them.

The fire-breathing dragon and the fast dragon seem to be a bit at odds, and they may fight at any time.

About 5 minutes later, Zuo Tian let out a long sigh, "—Ah~~, I compromised, I was wrong."

This is his second apology.And did not intersperse some words trying to justify themselves.

"I don't want to see you again for a short time." Zuo Hang said.

His heart seemed to be pulled hard by something, Zuo Tian looked a little lonely.

"Quick Dragon, let's go."

"Roar~?!"

"Where else can I go? Go home!"

Zuo Tian, ​​who was riding a sonic dragon, flew past Zuo Hang, their eyes briefly met, Zuo Tian said at the meeting: "Come back and have a look if you have nothing to do, I may leave Asuka in a few days, if not In case of an accident, it may take a year, or it may take longer.”

The words contained a bit too much information, but compared with intelligence, what Zuo Hang heard was the helplessness of an old man.

Suddenly I felt a little soft-hearted.

After all, it's my father
"Understood, I will go back when I have time."

It didn't fall into a cold war after scolding each other like an ordinary father-son quarrel, and both sides took a step back.

He has been a man for two lifetimes, he has never been a father, and he has never experienced the sadness of middle-aged people. Zuo Hang doesn't know what kind of mood Zuo Tian is in right now, but he just suddenly remembered a sentence. The White Dragon Terminal.

"—Cold and shivering! When will humans and machines understand each other before?"

Yes, whether it is human and machine, or human and human, they need to understand each other.

Zuo Tian's figure walked further and further away, and finally even the huge Kuailong disappeared.

Zuo Hang watched his father leave, he didn't speak again, and he didn't have anything else to say.

"I want to whitewash the ether, they are just doing things more extreme." Said the man who stayed where he was.

Zuo Hang saw the unknown totem on his chest, and also saw the flow of thought power on the unknown totem.

Left channel: "No need, don't need to be whitewashed, I have been to the ether, I will judge how they are."

"Xanadu, let's go."

The power of thought suddenly accelerated, and Zuo Hang flew towards the teaching building, retracting the double scabbard of the fire-breathing dragon halfway.

Xiran's class is coming to an end.

"Whoever has a question, I will give you 3 minutes to ask questions!"

There was silence under the stage.

"Very good! My disappointment with you has reached another level!"

Zuo Hang looked at the blackboard from outside the classroom.

Still a lesson in elf character.

Inevitably there are some deficiencies in nature.

Zuo Hang entered the classroom through the back door.

This guy Hoshino is still playing elf punk.

The researcher named Masahiro Hoshino in Ether made Zuo Hang a little concerned. If he was a member of the Hoshino family, then Zuo Hang might be able to ask something related to Ether.

"Hoshino." Zuo Hang patted him on the shoulder.

"Hey! Don't make trouble! It's exchanging spirits!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he felt that something was wrong, Ryuji Hoshino suddenly turned his head.

"Fuck! Master Qingjie! Brother Hangzi, you are back!"

Hoshino's voice was a little loud, Xiran glanced in their direction.

When she saw Zuo Hang sneaking in through the back door, she didn't say too much, and didn't make any gestures like nodding, as if Zuo Hang had been taking this lesson all along.

Because of Hoshino's yelling, other people in the class also saw the class leader who had been missing for nearly a week.

The election of the student union is urgent, and the monitors of other classes are canvassing votes everywhere. It is rare for Zuo Hang to disappear for a week.

Zuo Hang said to Hoshino: "Can you pay attention, I just took a week off, and I am not dead."

Hoshino waved his hand and said, "Almost, I don't see anyone anyway. During the week you disappeared, Wang Wenchuan from Class F was very arrogant. Let me show you something."

Hoshino cut Elf Punk out, opened Station B, found an up master named Canned, and then clicked "Latest Release", the first item, [Million-style myth, blue Leo road that spins and advances]

"Look! Look! That boy Wang Wenchuan has definitely traded with this up. Most of the shots in this video are videos of him fighting with Riolu."

"But..." Hoshino's words changed.

"In the last episode, someone from the Mythical Killer was very good!"

The last episode of must kill was the episode where Zuo Hang and the blood dragon fought, which was much higher than Wang Wenchuan's episode.

Madame Blood Dragon herself is quite popular, and the fight between the king and elves is really good, Zuo Hang's video will crush Wang Wenchuan in every way.

but…

Zuo Hang, who has been missing for a month, has not done any mobilization work for the election. On the contrary, Wang Wenchuan and his gang are distributing leaflets on campus every day.

This is not a good sign.

Everyone in class A didn't ask any questions, Xiran finished the get out of class normally after scolding everyone, Hoshino's voice became more open because of this, attracting most of the people in class A.

Zuo Rou ran over from the door, "Smelly brother! Where did you die these days?"

Lin Ping in the front row also came over: "I heard that people in other classes have already started preparing speeches, and not only freshmen are staring at the student council president, but many sophomores who stay in school are also very interested in this position." interested in."

Speech or not is secondary, Zuo Hang was surprised that Zuo Rou was able to come and talk to him with so many people watching.

It seems that what he said to Zuo Rou before he left had some effect. Zuo Hang doesn't know what will happen when he meets a stranger, but at least when facing people in class A, Zuo Rou looks like an ordinary girl up.

"Going out to do some errands, it might have been longer, but I missed you, so I came back." Zuo Hang ignored Lin Ping, touched Zuo Rou's head, "Pikachu~!" The electric mouse jumped On Zuo Rou's shoulder, he rubbed her cheek affectionately.

Once back and forth, Lin Ping seemed a little embarrassed.

Everyone sees it.

Ah ~
This ugly sister-in-law!

At first they were a little interested in the return of Zuo Hang, but if you play like this, then things will be boring.

Everyone broke up unhappy.

Only the five members of Zuo Hang Squad were left around.

"I said, why are you in no hurry?" Hoshino asked.

Zuo Hang said: "What's the hurry? I just came back, let's take a rest first, go out for lunch together, after walking for a week, he still can't do it if he should!"

After half an hour.

Nanchuan East Road Fish Pan Noodles.

"Nini~~Wow~!!" The sucker puppet pointed to today's special offer at the door.

Everyone was stunned, and Hoshino spoke first, "Hey! The sucker puppet has spoken!"

Lin Ping pushed the frame: "Who told you that sucker golems can't talk?"

"Usually play less with your mobile phone and read more." Zuo Hang added.

Zuo Rou said to the sucker puppet: "One serving of fresh shrimp and fish noodles, one serving of lemon-flavored bouffle."

The uncle who made the board is not here today, only the sucker puppets are interesting.

"I also want a plate of fresh shrimp and fish noodles." Zuo Hang said.

“Pickup! (Blueberry Buffalo and a can of Happy Water!)”

20 minute later.

Everyone's faces were almost aligned.

Zuo Hang took a sip of his noodles, then took out his phone, and clicked on the latest issue of Killing Myth.

There was a streamer of lightning flashing on Leolu's body, and at the same time there was a streamer of broken rock on his right arm.
Handsome is handsome, but it feels like something is missing.

Compared with the fist-to-flesh fighting of fighting elves, the audience who has been in the elf area of ​​station B all the year round seems to prefer to watch the confrontation of various special effects skills.

Zuo Hang said slowly, "This can."

"I can contact you!" Hoshino hurriedly said. "I've set up the line a long time ago. Most people in Bailong can't get in. We can only provide videos and canned food for post-editing."

"Your technique for taking pictures."

"No! But someone can do it! Do you still remember the uncle and little loli I met when I applied for skills last time? They are always on call."

"Yes, Hoshino!" Zuo Hang said in surprise, "Since when did you become so reliable?"

"Ham, it's not reliable." Hoshino waved his hand and said, "The student council president campaign is simply an operation. Before the election starts, whoever has the most influence on campus will have an advantage. The Hoshino family's second- and third-tier All the little stars were created by me, and now they are nothing more than the president of the student council, it's very simple!"

"Pickup?"

"Second and third-tier stars?"

Pikachu and Zuo Rou discovered the details in the words at the same time.

The way the four looked at Hoshino suddenly changed.

Zuo Hang said: "I always thought you were pure. By the way, have you turned 15 this year? Something is wrong, Hoshino-san!"

Lin Ping took a sip of noodles, "Zhenghong Films belongs to the Hoshino family, right? There seem to be quite a few artists and trainers under this company."

Hoshino took a sip of the soup without changing his expression. "What do you all know? In a big family, many things are beyond your control."

"Hi~~" Pikachu, who was drinking happy water, burped, destroying the melancholy atmosphere Hoshino had created.

Hoshino didn't seem to be affected by the image of the hiccup, and said to himself.

"I asked Huo Hua to find out that each student head has the right to add a school rule or modify a school rule. Many people regard this as a campaign gimmick. The current school rule allows male and female students to enter each other's dormitory. Revised by Li Changzhi."

"Li Changzhi?" Lin Ping was puzzled.

"It's the current student council president!" Hoshino said.

Zuo Hang didn't react for a while.

It turns out that the tall and cold man with flat head and black frame glasses is called Li Changzhi
It's hard to imagine that the sloppy school rules that allow male and female students to enter each other's dormitories will be reformed by men who seem frigid.

When he was running for office that year, he probably worked hard.

"Add a school rule?" Zuo Hang murmured in a low voice.

Bailong's current school rules are very loose, there is nothing to change, and the increase seems inappropriate.
School rules are restrictions on students, and random increase may cause resentment from others.
Zuo Hang pondered.

Hoshino suddenly took out a crumpled move from his pocket.

"This is a promotional leaflet for Class D of the second year of high school. The monitor and deputy class of their class are interested in the position of student leader. This is a leaflet for the vice president. Among the few candidates I know, they are doing pretty well. You see Let's see."

Zuo Hang heard the words, but Hoshino handed over the single page.

The deputy class of the second year of high school D is a girl.

The photos on the single page are pretty good-looking, but there is a bit of an Internet celebrity face, and the facial features are not distinctive.

The girl is hugging a cute pickpocket cat, walking the cute route. In addition, there is a Pichu and a fireball mouse in the photo. Regardless of the reality, just judging from the photo, this senior sister The affinity with elves should be relatively high.

The school regulations marked in red with artistic fonts at the bottom of the single page are particularly eye-catching.

[Normal weekends, students can freely enter and leave the campus without asking for leave]

Bailong's fully enclosed management does not allow students to enter and leave easily, and this added school rule can be said to be in the hands of the majority of students.

But
Bailong's closure naturally has its own reasons. If there is no accident, the senior management of this school regulation will not pass it easily.

"Have you finished reading it? I'll show you something interesting after reading it." Hoshino took out another single page from his pocket.

"Interesting?" Zuo Hang opened Chapter 2 that Hoshino handed over.

Compared with the single page of the secondary class of the second year of high school, this one looks much more scribbled and unprofessional, just ordinary dialogues and pictures put together.

"Grade [-], Class F, Wang Wenchuan. What the hell is this?"

Hoshino said: "Wang Wenchuan has attracted a lot of female fans with his cold face that is comparable to this year's student council president, and many of them are juniors who stayed at school."

"According to my analysis, Wang Wenchuan's behavior may seem childish in the eyes of 17-year-old women, but women who are approaching adulthood seem to like naive boys who are younger than themselves. "

(End of this chapter)