Elf life

Chapter 342, Failure Theory
When it comes to the [summary part] of this joint expedition, we have to see Fat Keding in person.

Fat Coding turned around solemnly:

"Everyone~"

"The first thing I want to say is,"

"This joint expedition is really not easy, everyone has worked hard~~"

The elves present were a little bit inexplicably moved to tears.

The little fire dragon and Pikachu can't help but recall the bits and pieces in the expedition:
The big cliff of Jiaoshan, the battle of wits and courage with the holy mushrooms, the later Beiling Rock Mountain Crisis, the Beiling Steel Mountain Prison, the Snow Maiden Incident in the Beiling Ice Mountain, and finally the time-space distortion that almost caused a natural disaster.

Little Fire Dragon and Pikachu, as well as the butler of Evil Eye, have successfully completed the journey on behalf of Star Wish House.

He also contributed his own strength to the Treasure Continent.

Fat Coding went on to conclude:
"That's right~"

"Everyone has experienced [long distance], experienced [challenges], experienced [life and death] and even experienced [sacrifice],"

"And at the very end,"

"We also successfully prevented [Time and Space Distortion]!"

next moment,
[!] Fat Keding suddenly changed his words:
"but!"

"What I want to tell you is that the current situation is not optimistic. After all, all the gears of time are missing."

Little Fire Dragon nodded again and again, agreeing with Fat Keding's key statement.

The top priority of this joint expedition,
It is to investigate the movement of the gear of the remaining time before the thief forest lizard, and it is best to protect the gear with all the power.

But actually,

All 6 gears of time have not fallen,
Following the originator, the phantom thief forest lizards disappeared without a trace.

The chief executive of the note parrot also said angrily:

"Cough cough!"

"Not only the guild leader, but everyone must be very angry about the fact that the phantom thief forest lizard snatch the gear!"

Lobster Minion + Roar Bomb has the strongest reaction:

"Of course, I can't spare him!" (roaring bomb)
"Hey, where the hell did that bastard go!" (Lobster Soldier)

The current forest lizard stole 6 gears, and together with the wanted order that existed before, it has become the "unforgivable bastard" that is widely criticized.

The note parrot continued:

"Don't worry!"

"Since everyone came back, the UFO Magnet has given an ultimatum across the continent."

"Invest 200% of the police force to arrest that unforgivable bastard with everyone!"

Considering that the gears of time are all in the hands of forest lizards,

Pikachu suddenly raised his claws and said uneasily:

"Hey!"

"Have you ever thought that if the entire Treasure Continent loses the Gear of Time, let's not talk about the long-term impact, but the short-term impact?"

Pikachu seriously clarifies the basics in the encyclopedia:

"There is something in the encyclopedia,"

"[The Gear of Time] is the root that nourishes this continent."

"If the nourishment of the gears is lost,"

"Various bad effects will occur in the short term, such as [climate anomalies], [ecological balance disruption], [attribute energy weakening]..."

"But in case it always goes on like this and has long-term adverse effects!"

Fat Kodin suddenly said for Pikachu:
"That's right~"

"Under the long-term influence, unprecedented natural phenomena will occur.

——【Stop of Time】!”

time stop?
This is the first time that the little fire dragon refers to the terminology of the elf world.

As the name suggests, the stop of time means that everything stops, including the changes of the seasons, the flow of time and space, from the flowers and plants on the roadside to the vitality of the entire treasure continent.

The stop of time = no life + a dead silence.

[!] Little Fire Dragon: "Wow, it's so serious!"

The members of the Fat Coding Guild present were all frightened by the word "stop of time", and everyone really dared not imagine the real scene of that day.

"What are you panicking about, ah?" (Note parrot flaps its wings)

"Next, as long as you catch the forest lizard and regain the Gear of Time, you will be saved!!"

President Fat Keding signaled the note parrot not to get emotional, because trying to catch the forest lizard is not an easy task that can be accomplished in a day or two.

"Yes, President SAMA~" (Note parrot backs up a little to make room for President Fat Keding)
Fat Coding took another step forward,
This time, it was announced with unprecedented seriousness:

"Everyone needs to know,"

"Our joint expedition this time, in the final analysis, did not protect the remaining gears of time,"

"Treasure Continent needs an explanation."

"Therefore, I hereby declare to the whole continent the following:"

"[This joint expedition, we ended in failure!]"

This sentence of failure, which was never imagined, immediately stimulated the nerves of Pikachu + Little Fire Dragon.

hey hey hey hey, fail?
Sure enough, it was Fat Keding's style. He used the theory of failure to give an explanation to the elves in the entire treasure continent, and did not hide the objective fact that the gear of time was robbed.

Some of the other guild members failed to react immediately, some expressed surprise at the failure theory, and some were slightly unacceptable.

Station [-], Senior Buck-toothed raccoon:
"God, we actually failed to say..."

Station [-] · Lobster Soldiers:
"President!"

"Is your failure theory a little serious, we have returned triumphantly!"

Station [-] Wind chimes:

"But our expedition has also made sacrifices that shouldn't have occurred. In retrospect, it can't be considered a real success."

The note parrot saw that everyone was not unified again, and immediately coughed seriously:
"Cough, give me peace!"

"As for the conclusion of the failure theory, you have nothing to discuss. President SAMA no longer needs to repeat it!!"

"from now on,"

"The Fat Keding Guild must speak out in a unified way, publicize and admit the failure of the joint expedition,"

"Do you understand?"

"Yes!" (The members of the guild immediately said in unison)

The little fire dragon on the side couldn't help falling into contemplation.

First, I analyzed the whole reason for myself, and I couldn't help but ask myself:
Fat Keding promotes the theory of failure like this,

What is the most essential purpose?
Pikachu also whispered in a low voice:
"Yes, little fire dragon~"

"Why does President Fat Keding say that? It's about failure. In fact, we also have success in this operation, right?"

Little Fire Dragon nodded:
"Ah."

"Fat Keding must have other intentions for doing this. He is always stupid and foolish on weekdays, but he is actually hiding his real ruling skills."

【? 】Pikachu:

"Hey, hey, do you rule the wrist?"

【!!!!!】But at the last moment,
The commendation meeting nearing the end was suddenly interrupted by a visit from a mysterious guest, and a hurried report of the gopher + three gophers came from the vine guard station:
"[Report an emergency!]"

"【Find the footprints of Pokemon, discover the footprints of Pokemon!!】"

"[You can't be wrong, there is a Pokemon that is urgently visiting the guild!!!]"

　Finally, I am very grateful to the readers, and at the same time, I ask the readers for tickets, rewards, collections, and investments. This chapter is about it~
　　
　
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