Douluo: My system is a bit awkward

Chapter 131 I was in extreme anger

"By the way, where should we go next?" Xiao Wu blinked her big eyes and looked at the Shrek people, asking playfully.

Ma Hongjun pinched his waist with both hands, squinted his eyes, turned his nostrils to the sky, and said with a crooked mouth: "Hmph, you have eyes but no eyes, Tiandou Royal Academy doesn't want to wait here."

"Hey, why is Fatty so stubborn at this time? Why didn't you see that you were so brave when you were that bullshit prince across from the other side?"

Oscar teased from the side.

"Hmph, that's just Fatty. I think he's old, he respects the old and loves the young, and he doesn't want to do anything. Otherwise, I'll just insert one finger into him and make him half dead. He wants to die, wants to stop, and burns with desire."

Ma Hongjun raised his somewhat thick middle finger after finishing speaking.

This adjective that makes people blush and heartbeat can't help but make several people cover their faces. It's not scary to be uneducated.

"Stop bragging and criticizing, he really is a good ventriloquist in Tiandou, with a small mouth that exhales fragrance, and is flexible and free, so he can boast like crazy."

Oscar pinched his waist, imitating the tone he used to speak with the wind.

It caused everyone in the surrounding Shrek to burst into laughter, saying that Ma Hongjun's small mouth is flexible and flexible, how did you know about it, Oscar? ? ?
Ma Hongjun blushed a little, although someone exposed his lies, but he was the most qualified cup holder, even if someone exposed his lies, he would not admit it.

So he bit the bullet, pouted his neck and said: "People's physiques are different. When I was extremely angry, Fat Lord, I used a sliding shovel to draw from the weakness of the ten thousand-year-old soul beast Vajra Tiger, which is the abdomen. and cut its belly open with a knife.

The internal organs fell to the ground, and then turned 360 degrees on the spot and leaned back. The tip of the long stick in his hand was pressed against the ground, and the Vajra Tiger flew to the ground and stabbed him to death.

It's a pity that I was only six years old at the time, so I couldn't absorb the ten thousand year spirit ring, which is really a pity. "

After Ma Hongjun finished talking, he still seemed to be the real one, shook his head and sighed, his eyes were full of pity, reminiscence, and carelessness.

In this way, a fan-shaped statistical chart is completed.

Don't talk about the stunned Shrek, just talk about the masters.

For the first time, the master knew that the weakness of the Wannian Soul Beast Vajra Tiger was its abdomen.

Flender was also rubbing his chin, wondering if this kid was still in Pheasant Village when he was six years old?
At that time, he would be able to hunt and kill ten thousand year soul beasts. This kid is bragging so well now, who did he learn from? ? ?

Suddenly, a cough with the wind attracted everyone's attention.

Afterwards, he also agreed: "Indeed, I agree with what the fat man said."

Ma Hongjun blinked his peasy eyes, huh? ? ?What's wrong with Feng?It won't hurt the brain, right?I'm just talking casually.

Tang San took two steps forward, and asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

Suifeng shook his head with a smile, waved his hands and continued: "People's physiques are really different, and we can't generalize it. I once broke into the robber's den alone in extreme anger, holding a fruit knife. , I killed more than 3000 bandits from Dongshantou to Xishantou for three days and three nights without even blinking. After traveling more than 6000 kilometers, I ran back to Shenghun Village, and I vaguely remember that I was only five years old at the time."

Everyone looked at Suifeng dumbfounded, originally thought that Ma Hongjun was exaggerating enough, but Suifeng was even more exaggerated, the god tm wiped out more than 3000 bandits at the age of five, and even tm crossed the Star Dou Forest, even a titled Douluo couldn't do it Kind of thing.

"Brother Feng, Brother Feng, I have a question to ask you." Ma Hongjun hesitated to speak at the side.

Suifeng nodded modestly and politely to Ma Hongjun, indicating that he could ask.

"Ahem, you said that you broke into the bandits' den by yourself and killed them for three days and three nights without even batting an eye?" Ma Hongjun asked suspiciously.

Looking up at the sky at 45 degrees with the wind, the gentle sunshine in the morning seemed to coat the handsome young man in front of him with a layer of golden light, making him look sacred and extraordinary.

"Small things, small things, insignificant, not worth mentioning."

Looking at Suifeng's appearance, Tang San and the others couldn't help laughing, their depressed mood suddenly improved, no matter which college they were in, as long as these people around them were there, it would be heaven wherever they went.

"Then you don't blink for three days and three nights, why don't your eyes do anything? Are you not shy?" Ma Hongjun asked earnestly, that fat face still looked innocent, but the corners of his mouth were slightly slanted, revealing the truth in his heart idea.

With the wind: "."

"The labor and management took a fruit knife and chopped from the top of the east mountain to the top of the west mountain for three days and three nights. You ask me if my eyes are dry???"

Sui Feng complained with a black line on his face.

"Hahaha, brother Feng, I'm also curious about not blinking for three days and three nights, will your eyes be dry? Will it be very tired?"

"That's right, brother Feng, tell me, why don't you demonstrate it now, how about not blinking for an hour?"

Just like this, the joyful and carefree laughter of a group of teenagers sounded in the sky above the few people in the morning.

Several teachers and masters, Flender smiled and looked at the group of cheerful teenagers in front of him, as if he remembered the time when he was young and frivolous.

"People and their systems cannot be generalized. I once slipped and fell into the abyss, but when I was extremely angry, I used a dagger to plunge into the rocks, and then sparks and lightning along the way. I paddled the rocks and arrived safely. At the bottom of the mountain. Then I put my left foot on my right foot, my right foot on my left foot, and that’s how I got back to the top of the mountain.”

"Ah, it's not true that there are people who can't even beat ten thousand year spirit beasts, right? No way? Why are spirit beasts generally stronger than spirit masters, but humans are still dominant now?
Because of wisdom!The biggest difference between humans and spirit beasts is that human intelligence is much higher than that of spirit beasts.

Let's take the earth devil bear as an example, the earth devil bear generally does not eat dead things, once it comes over, I will hold my breath and pretend to be dead.

Then, while it was turning around, I went directly to a chokehold, tightly strangled the earth demon bear's throat, and then fixed its waist with two legs, forming a cross cut.

As long as you use force for 1 minute, you can directly suffocate it. There is no solution to this move. Then, while it is suffocated and weak, use your feet to break its limbs. "

"Boss Dai's method is still not enough, you must have a certain physical foundation, I will teach you how to use the terrain to kill easily.

Let’s take the Earth Demon Bear as an example. I was only three years old that year. I was walking in the Star Dou Forest alone. I happened to see an Earth Demon Bear. Come on, but I'm not panicking at all.

Three times and two times, I easily climbed a big tree. Although the Great Earth Demon Bear can also climb trees, it climbs very slowly. When it climbed halfway, I climbed to the top of the tree.

I jumped down and kicked hard, using the height of the tree plus gravity, plus the acceleration of the wind, this kick directly shattered the skull of the earth demon bear, and the brains flowed all over the ground. "

The master looked at Oscar with a black line on his face and talked about it. At the age of three, he could kick the ten thousand year old soul beast, the earth demon bear Tianling Gai, into pieces? ? ?
"Hahaha~"

"Hahaha~"

"Stop bragging, it's time for breakfast." Flender greeted from the side.

Several people chatted and laughed and came to the dining table, eating a hearty breakfast.

"Hey, it's better to come early than coincidentally, why don't you eat it all?"

Everyone raised their heads to watch, a young man walked in from the door, he slapped his butt to Ma Hongjun's side unceremoniously, and even patted his head.

Ma Hongjun said in surprise, "Senior Qin Ming?"

"Qin Ming, why are you here?" Flender asked in surprise and surprise.

"Hehe~" Qin Ming smiled and took a bun one by one, took a bite, and said casually: "I am no longer the teacher of Tiandou Royal Academy, and I will follow the teacher and you guys from now on, you will not plan to drive me away let's go?"

"Qin Ming, you don't actually need to do this." The master said with a complicated expression on the side.

Flender was a little relieved that his students hadn't forgotten what they taught them back then, "Qin Ming, don't worry, now Shrek Academy is no longer the poor and empty academy that it used to be. From now on, follow me with peace of mind, and I will support you."

Qin Ming smiled and nodded, "I see."

"Hey, how did you see it?" Flender asked curiously.

Qin Ming reached out and picked up a tea egg on the dining table and shook it, "I have been in Shrek Academy for several years, and I haven't seen tea eggs for breakfast yet."

Everyone burst out laughing, and the soy milk in Ma Hongjun's mouth sprayed all over Oscar's body.

Without him, it's just because it's too real, I can't hold it back.

Seeing the white, sticky stuff sprayed out from Ma Hongjun, all over his face and all over his body, Oscar couldn't help but slapped the table and roared angrily: "Fatty, you're going to die!!!"

"Hey, hey, hey, I didn't mean it, what are you doing?" The fat man saw that something was wrong and ran away immediately.

"Fatty man, stop for me!"

Oscar also ran after him.

Listening to the quarrel between the two outside, Ning Rongrong rested her cheeks in her hand, was a little dazed, and said to Xiao Wu beside her: "Xiao Wu, do you think the relationship between the two men is really that close? I feel that the relationship between Oscar and Ma Hongjun is getting better and better recently."

Xiao Wu was also stunned when she heard this, and couldn't help but think about the details of her third brother and Feng brother, and finally nodded helplessly at Ning Rongrong, "Yes, look at the relationship between third brother and Feng brother. Is everything so good?"

Ning Rongrong's eyes lit up after hearing this, yes, Third Brother and Feng Brother have a better relationship, and I didn't see Xiao Wu having any objections, it seems that I really thought too much.

The two girls looked at each other, and they both read the meaning of encouragement from each other's eyes, come on ヾ(°°)
"Let's go, Xiao San, let's go out for a stroll." Sui Feng said to Tang San.

Tang San wiped his mouth and hummed.

Seeing this, Xiao Wu didn't care about Ning Rongrong, her ally beside her, and stepped forward and said, "Hey, third brother, brother Feng, take me with you."

Tang Sanhe Suifeng turned his head to look at Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu was a little swayed by the look, and said with twitching fingers: "Huh? Is it inconvenient? I won't go if it's inconvenient."

Suifeng smiled gently: "What's the inconvenience? They say we're just strolling around, so let's go, let's go together."

Tang San also touched Xiao Wu's scorpion braid with a smile, "Silly girl, what are you thinking, let's go."

"Yeah." Xiao Wu nodded happily like a chicken eating rice.

In this way, the three of them went out together, Ning Rongrong looked at the backs of the three of them, and really agreed with the sentence: When three of us walk together, there must be a light bulb.

But when these three people walk together, it's really hard to tell who is the light bulb.

"Zhuqing, let's go out for a stroll too." Dai Mubai also invited Zhu Zhuqing.

"Hmph." Zhu Zhuqing just snorted, without refusing or agreeing, and walked straight to the door.

Dai Mubai, the old driver, followed immediately, licking his face and making friends with Zhu Zhuqing.

Meanwhile, Qin Ming, Master and Flender's teachers discussed together what the college should do next, and they could continue to return to Soto City, after all, the school is not short of funds now.

But when they returned to Soto City, they faced the fact that this group of children would not be able to participate in the National Soul Master Competition this year, so they still had to discuss it.

Ning Rongrong walked outside the door, looked at the dazzling sunlight, felt a little sad: tm why am I alone now? ? ?

(End of this chapter)