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Chapter 285 Over-marketing S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Fake new!" The furious Kate stabbed and tore the entire newspaper to pieces. She roared like an angry lion, and she seemed to be able to hear the escaping sound waves even through the thick glass.

"Fisher, have you seen the report from CNN?" Kate, flailing her teeth, rushed into Fisher's office, and slapped the crumpled newspaper in front of Fisher, who was reading the blueprint of the battleship.

"Exclusive interview by war correspondents, hero of the Battle of New York?" Fisher threw the tablet aside, opened the ball of paper and began to read word by word.

"S.H.I.E.L.D. is the main force in the fight, Atlas swims but doesn't fight, and the Avengers heroes fight to the end?" Seeing this subtitle, Fisher immediately became interested.

"Don't be angry, sit here and I'll read it slowly!" Holding Kate on his lap, Fisher carefully spread out all the newspapers, and then slowly delved into the article that occupied two pages of the newspaper. Layout of battlefield reports.

This report comes from a male reporter named Bullock. He claimed that when the Battle of New York broke out, he was under the Stark Building and witnessed everything that happened. In order to verify what he said, there are also A large number of photos of the battlefield, Chitauri puppet soldiers shooting guns, Chitauri gunboats firing, and behind them there are S.H.I.E.L.D. soldiers ready to go, and the Jackal fighter jet with the S.H.I.E.L.D. Eagle logo painted on the belly.

"Tsk tsk, S.H.I.E.L.D. yyds! 500 years ahead of the world, people can independently develop jackals!"

"Don't be ridiculous, I'll send the legal team over immediately, I'm going to fight this lawsuit in the Federal Court!" Kate was about to grab the phone aggressively, but was held down by Fisher.

"Don't worry!" Fisher continued to read, and the main idea of ​​the rest of the article was that after the attack, the brave and fearless S.H.I.E.L.D. fought the enemy bravely and tenaciously in order to protect the safety of people's property. A certain soldier was shot 18 times and still held the machine gun in his arms and knocked down ugly alien reptiles one after another. According to statistics after the war, this soldier killed thousands of aliens.

"Is this the reincarnation of the Butcher of Omaha? (Although I am also a German stick, but the Butcher of Omaha is also fake new)"

In short, the entire report is emphasizing the contribution of S.H.I.E.L.D., what opened the escape route, and what allowed women and children to get on the car first. In short, the article is as touching as it can be, and Atlas only appeared once, in S.H.I.E.L.D. Under the command of the Bureau, the warships of Atlas launched a counterattack to the enemy. Although they suffered heavy losses, they still allowed the enemy to escape.

"This is also a talent!" Fisher opened Twitter, jumped to this guy's channel, and found that the other party had uploaded several sets of scenes of S.H.I.E.L.D. soldiers fighting, as well as S.H.I.E.L.D.'s tanks and armored vehicles.

However, Fisher carefully studied the shooting angles of these photos and came to a conclusion that either the reporter took the photos on the monitors sitting on both sides of the street, or he was the monitors. Anyway, Fisher couldn’t figure it out. , Why are the backgrounds of these photos taken at a uniform height and angle, and there are billboards and traffic lights of the store inside, maybe this is the real master of photography!

"These photos must be preserved. This is ironclad evidence of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s infringement!" Fisher said of the Titan tanks and hovering armored vehicles that also painted the eagle logo.

"What about this report?" Kate was still angry. In her opinion, this kind of unscrupulous reporter who wrote fake news should be transferred to the Sanqing Education Team or stayed in the Xibingku Hotel.

"I don't believe that no one instructed him to dare to write this? Don't worry about it, someone will deal with it, but since they published the report, then we will publish it too!" Fisher said that it was time for his thunder brother's vest to be deployed again!

Facts proved that Fisher was right. Almost at the same time, the chief of staff of the White House called Fisher and said that this had nothing to do with the president. Which is better, a large group with [-] jobs, or a secret agency that knows how to ask for money from the US government all day long, and everyone is not worried about Fisher's rebellion. It's just that the number of private soldiers they own exceeds the quota.

In addition to the official explanation, many civilians and military enthusiasts who also stood up accused the reporter of falsifying the photos. The tanks and planes they saw were all Atlas logos, and even the Atlas three The video of the frigate and the fleet flying towards the portal was posted on the Internet. Although it was quickly deleted, it aroused the cynicism of those who witnessed it.

Of course, S.H.I.E.L.D. is not a vegetarian either. Internet experts and propagandists who are heavily paid are turned into keyboard warriors, and they are fighting with citizens on the Internet, especially these guys are still authority dogs. The news of praising S.H.I.E.L.D., and other activities such as women and children condolences to S.H.I.E.L.D. wounded one after another, are so aggressive that many people who eat melons really feel that S.H.I.E.L.D. has made great efforts this time.

But the biggest counterattack came from Fisher's own Twitter. When everyone was arguing, Fisher's Twitter first sent a list of Atlas and New York casualties, and Kate also posted It will be stated that Atlas will create a memorial in New York out of the Chitauri fragments in memory of all those who died.

The comparison came out in an instant. Atlas did not accept interviews at all, and did not express opinions on this matter. He patronized to issue pensions and insurance funds to the sacrificed soldiers and the wounded. There were also a large number of staff decontaminating and cleaning up the ruins on the streets As long as you are not blind, you can tell who is good and who is bad.

Seeing that the experts couldn't wash the ground, the media that had received the money immediately used a trick to fish in troubled waters, instead of talking about S.H.I.E.L.D. Cliff the mountain, Hawkeye hits every shot, and Natasha, uh, she shoots great with a pistol.

As soon as this move came out, the wind on the Internet changed immediately. Everyone began to argue about who is better, Iron Man or Thor, why Hulk's pants won't break, and there are many old pornographic critics spreading Natasha's battle photos everywhere. Of course, it’s the one whose face has been specially processed so that you can’t see her face clearly. Of course, Natasha must be the one with the highest voice. Men think that the fighting girl is great, and women think that fighting Jimei is great, no A few people even set up a support group of female agents in leather clothes on the Internet, waving flags and cheering all day long.

"So, the old color batch is the most harmonious creature in the world!" Fisher, who was among the crowd, admired sincerely.

(End of this chapter)